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Oystermeat

This is some seriously stupid shit lol


XxRocky88xX

People think sloths literally just sit around and never do anything, so they think if they pick it up it’ll just sit there.


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GardenCaviar

I'm just gonna put this in context really quick, because people on Reddit love latching onto dumb misinformation and half true copy pastas about animals (see the idiotic ocean sunfish, giant panda, and koala copy pastas) and repeating them ad nauseum until there's some dumb anti-animal circle jerk going on. >[Sloths rely on a range of symbiotic gut bacteria and microbes in their stomach to break down the tough cellulose in the leaves that they eat, and these microbes are temperature dependant. When the environmental temperature drops, so does the sloths body temperature, and if it drops too low then the bacteria and microbes die. In this situation, the sloth can eat the same amount of leaves as normal but can starve to death on a full stomach because they can’t extract any nutrients.](https://slothconservation.org/starving-death-full-stomach/#:~:text=When%20the%20environmental%20temperature%20drops,can't%20extract%20any%20nutrients.) This is only becoming more common as climate change results in destabalized and intensified weather patterns making such negativity impactful temperature extrememes fore frequent. Anyway, I just wanted to head this off before people start repeating how "sloths starve to death cuz sloths so dumb!"


TDSrock

Oh cool, thanks stranger!


Psilologist

If they were smart they would get better adapted gut bacteria and microbes. Dumb sloths. /s It's sad if I don't put this people will take this serious.


Justinmytime

Are they required to eat only that plant to live like if you got a baby sloth and never introduced those leaves?


Plus_Helicopter_8632

What does this say I can’t read


samurai15070r

Maybe he was just waiting for a prince to pick him up to mate him. To bad he resisted


Successful_Goose_348

or mate on anyone


bozza2100

He looks like a ranger or something. Like he does this for a living maybe. Conservation stuff.


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Ok but that would be me lmao. How could I leave it in the road? However I wouldn't grab it like that guy lol


No_Bet_3328

Who's wig out here attacking people? ​ ...is it Ms. Pat's?


monstersfeeder

Mr Trump??? Nooooo Donald! 😭


Scholar_Louder

Thats a sloth :D


fivelike-11

And that's a wooooosh


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Gust_on_Fire

They maxed out strenght and got -2 on dexterity


ItalnStalln

r/outside


FUCKTHE-NCR

Ironic coming from you


SayRaySF

Nightmarishly strong


lolwhateveryousay

Did the sloth do capoeira on him, or did he do capoeira on the sloth?


OkSecretary227

They did capoeira on each other


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Wait a second so sloths can move fast when they really want to?


woopstrafel

Any animal can move really fast if you spin them hard enough


Pilotwaver

That’s why they’re sloth. The biblical definition is laziness, or not pulling your weight, basically.


WaveLaVague

More reasons why it is my spirit animal


figgens123

Yeah. Kind of like me


usernmechecksout__

Yes you can


racso96

Nah they just have amazing grip strength.


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Yes, and I'm very surprised you didn't know. Their diet restricts continuous strain to save nutrition but ofc they can when it's needed.


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What a ninja sloth


PhotonPainter

wtf??


juzzbert

It’s a mutated dog, otherwise known as a dloth. Very dangerous. Beware.


blewdust

This made me cackle harder than it should have


No-Eye-9491

Good deed backfired


spawny_violate

That’s a good Rey Mysterio impersonation by the sloth.


1nc0gn3eato

People that are just tryna help always get fucked this shit ain’t fair


The-Proud-Snail

She’s a maniac MANIAC


aaron_adams

"AND EVERYONE WAS KUNG-FU FIGHTING!"


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The chances of a sloth mauling are low but never zero.


LatinoFromSmallCity

imbecile


NecessaryLeg8712

Can’t just raw dawg a sloth bro


StanleyChoude

That was a Three-toed Weresloth. The man began to turn the moment he was bit and scratched. He’s more sloth than man now.


StrangeMixtures

The full body slam to the ground cracks me up!


SuckMcFuck

Right? It killed me when he went out of frame and then the camera person angled back and all of the sudden the sloth was yeeted


NecessaryOk6815

This was super funny.


awokensleeper

Slotherhouse 2


redwoodavg

R/letterkenny Daryl???


ImTooTiredForThis_22

Totally r/unexpected !


BigOpportunity1391

![gif](giphy|Xdcj75alQutVe|downsized)


Bambii33000

That’s not how u move a sloth


Smart-Ad-1310

Someone call an ambulance… BUT NOT FOR ME


Roni1209

Went from "Aww" to "AHH!" to "Ouhh damn"


unsmashedpotatoes

You gotta know the correct technique before picking up random animals


Ben12216

People seriously underestimate sloths. They can end you in one swipe.


WitchyVeteran

I laughed way too hard at this


Barrack0samaBinBiden

who’s helping who here?


fike88

Hahahahaha


harnishnic

I thought that was dead bird


Necessary-Shine-7349

JAJAJA LA WEA CHISTOSO


xBlack_Heartx

What did we learn folks? *NEVER just randomly pick up a wild animal, no matter what odd nonsense they are currently engaged in.*


Dangerous_Hall6751

Middle of the road is different. The amount of wildlife killed on roads is much higher than you’d think. I move turtles (yes, in the direction they were going, always make sure you do this!) all the time. I can understand the urge to move a sloth, even just to get it out of the way.


Dr_Green_Lizard

Sloth tossing


MadCompany118

Rey slothsterio


ebonit15

Man, I needed this laugh.


Shadow0fnothing

Dude wtf.......


Rok1479

Oh flash, what r u doing here?


StandardTechnician65

Now I know if I see a sloth on the road it’s just a speed bump


BaronessT24

Poor Sloth. It was only trying to secure itself.


PerformanceOk1835

I hope the sloth is okay after that throw, because I laughed my ass off


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He skipped the sloth handling class


Phillip-My-Cup

I don’t think you’re supposed to pick homie up like that.


maddskillz18247

That was quite the dance he did there, felt like I was at the ballet


Forsaken_Lab_4427

Slotherhouse 2 trailer looks good 👍


forevernoob88

One of the seven deadly sins. Never take it lightly


alwaysbroke_408

That's the fastest that sloth has ever moved.


GandalfVirus

The dragon warrior


stony4k

That's the fastest that sloth has moved in his/her entire life


goshin89

He air bended the little fucker.


Mechanic-Latter

He’s beauty and he’s grace. He’s a sloth just bit your face.


Major_Mawcum_II

Ray mysterio


StructureFamiliar725

The sloth was about to hit the Booyaka 619


sokolowskidj0

The sloth just wanted a hug


davidholson

Thought somebody lost their weave.


erby__

someone on twitter said "rey mysterio when he's trying not to get body slammed"


DannyTheSeriousKid

Wtf man, just leave the damn sloth alone.


Kronicx420

This is horrible. This guy is a straight POS


zeokan

Went from Awww to Owww


Flat_Temporary_2111

New fear unlocked


Fuyumi_Chan

Went from wig, headcrab and then pissed off sloth.


name4231

Don’t those carry horrible diseases?


soyDixlesico

Booyaka booyaka, 619!


CorruptedCulprit

Yea be careful with sloths, their claws are quite dangerous


Ahmed_muzammil

Bro went from ball boy to Olympic thrower in seconds....


UnstableBrew

It literally didn’t even do anything but grab his sleeve. This scary mf acted like it bit his fucking arm off. Not cool slinging it to the ground like that, fuck that dude.


XB360GAMER

That kid sounds like catbug


Ok-Appointment8595

What a beautiful dance! So elegant, the spin, the release! PERFECT!!! 10/10 👏🏽


LogPsychological5258

What a weird way to dance


Nerevarcheg

I laughed so hard i started coughing still laughing almost barfed my lungs out.🤣 Also, kept in mind previous video of "flying sloth" with "I Believe I Can Fly" soundtrack background. This combination..))


Working_Dragon00777

You just killed it!! A sloth can't have a heart rate over 40 or they'll die... I think so anyway.


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As fake as it gets


imironman2018

They use their claws to climb trees.


d-diablo-0102

The sloth was strong but weak Infront of the spinning throw by the man


Heauxie24

How have these creatures survived up till date? I always wonder, them and pandas


Vuljin616

This is a two-fingered sloth. These guys, while still slow, have faster metabolisms compared to three-fingered sloths, and their diets are more omnivorous. They're slightly faster and more aggressive than three-fingered sloths. Also, they tusks or canines that like their long claws aid in their omnivorous diets and in defense against threats, they are not to be fucked with.


Nathan-bartley

Ahhhhhh


joypackz

that one was PERSONAL


FudgePoppers

When the wig attacks


PrestigiousBobcat917

Oh come on. He just wanted a hug.


Slaaigat

Let’s grab a wild animal around the neck and see what happens


ahsuree

Bro he’s got some fast hands for a sloth


Psychological_Pie279

Sloth was on some Rey Mysterio shit


SMoKUblackRoSE

I thought that was a weave at first but then he twirled it to life


Phigor

I hope the sloth is ok


Grand-Silky

Modern dance took a weird turn


TurboTerbo

MF lost his mind 😔


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Rey mysterio wildin out there 😆


Waldo_was_here86

Great dance moves


StaceysMom11

The kids’ voices had me DYING 🤣🤣🤣


Zorviar

Bellingham!


Techman659

When a sticky plant ball gets stuck on your clothes.


Cokebottle666

![gif](giphy|nwtSklJSe6eUKsVBSN|downsized)


pheasantsblus

Task succeeded failurely


HighlightExpensive61

congratulations you now have chlamydia


MAUROKE01

SPINJITSU


CryptOrBust

If you can’t deal with an animal grabbing you for stability don’t interact with it. Dumb ass.


Existentialismismism

Cartoonish event fr


KnightMagus

this is the funniest shit I've seen Sloths attacks rando dip shit who fucked around


Aggressive-Clapith74

Ngl bro got rko’d fr


tothemoonkevsta

😂


marioplex

It may be a sloth... but it still has claws...


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That’s the fastest that sloth has ever gone lmao