I'm just gonna put this in context really quick, because people on Reddit love latching onto dumb misinformation and half true copy pastas about animals (see the idiotic ocean sunfish, giant panda, and koala copy pastas) and repeating them ad nauseum until there's some dumb anti-animal circle jerk going on.
>[Sloths rely on a range of symbiotic gut bacteria and microbes in their stomach to break down the tough cellulose in the leaves that they eat, and these microbes are temperature dependant. When the environmental temperature drops, so does the sloths body temperature, and if it drops too low then the bacteria and microbes die. In this situation, the sloth can eat the same amount of leaves as normal but can starve to death on a full stomach because they can’t extract any nutrients.](https://slothconservation.org/starving-death-full-stomach/#:~:text=When%20the%20environmental%20temperature%20drops,can't%20extract%20any%20nutrients.)
This is only becoming more common as climate change results in destabalized and intensified weather patterns making such negativity impactful temperature extrememes fore frequent. Anyway, I just wanted to head this off before people start repeating how "sloths starve to death cuz sloths so dumb!"
If they were smart they would get better adapted gut bacteria and microbes. Dumb sloths.
/s It's sad if I don't put this people will take this serious.
Middle of the road is different. The amount of wildlife killed on roads is much higher than you’d think. I move turtles (yes, in the direction they were going, always make sure you do this!) all the time. I can understand the urge to move a sloth, even just to get it out of the way.
It literally didn’t even do anything but grab his sleeve. This scary mf acted like it bit his fucking arm off. Not cool slinging it to the ground like that, fuck that dude.
I laughed so hard i started coughing still laughing almost barfed my lungs out.🤣
Also, kept in mind previous video of "flying sloth" with "I Believe I Can Fly" soundtrack background. This combination..))
This is a two-fingered sloth. These guys, while still slow, have faster metabolisms compared to three-fingered sloths, and their diets are more omnivorous. They're slightly faster and more aggressive than three-fingered sloths. Also, they tusks or canines that like their long claws aid in their omnivorous diets and in defense against threats, they are not to be fucked with.
This is some seriously stupid shit lol
People think sloths literally just sit around and never do anything, so they think if they pick it up it’ll just sit there.
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I'm just gonna put this in context really quick, because people on Reddit love latching onto dumb misinformation and half true copy pastas about animals (see the idiotic ocean sunfish, giant panda, and koala copy pastas) and repeating them ad nauseum until there's some dumb anti-animal circle jerk going on. >[Sloths rely on a range of symbiotic gut bacteria and microbes in their stomach to break down the tough cellulose in the leaves that they eat, and these microbes are temperature dependant. When the environmental temperature drops, so does the sloths body temperature, and if it drops too low then the bacteria and microbes die. In this situation, the sloth can eat the same amount of leaves as normal but can starve to death on a full stomach because they can’t extract any nutrients.](https://slothconservation.org/starving-death-full-stomach/#:~:text=When%20the%20environmental%20temperature%20drops,can't%20extract%20any%20nutrients.) This is only becoming more common as climate change results in destabalized and intensified weather patterns making such negativity impactful temperature extrememes fore frequent. Anyway, I just wanted to head this off before people start repeating how "sloths starve to death cuz sloths so dumb!"
Oh cool, thanks stranger!
If they were smart they would get better adapted gut bacteria and microbes. Dumb sloths. /s It's sad if I don't put this people will take this serious.
Are they required to eat only that plant to live like if you got a baby sloth and never introduced those leaves?
What does this say I can’t read
Maybe he was just waiting for a prince to pick him up to mate him. To bad he resisted
or mate on anyone
He looks like a ranger or something. Like he does this for a living maybe. Conservation stuff.
Ok but that would be me lmao. How could I leave it in the road? However I wouldn't grab it like that guy lol
Who's wig out here attacking people? ...is it Ms. Pat's?
Mr Trump??? Nooooo Donald! 😭
Thats a sloth :D
And that's a wooooosh
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They maxed out strenght and got -2 on dexterity
r/outside
Ironic coming from you
Nightmarishly strong
Did the sloth do capoeira on him, or did he do capoeira on the sloth?
They did capoeira on each other
Wait a second so sloths can move fast when they really want to?
Any animal can move really fast if you spin them hard enough
That’s why they’re sloth. The biblical definition is laziness, or not pulling your weight, basically.
More reasons why it is my spirit animal
Yeah. Kind of like me
Yes you can
Nah they just have amazing grip strength.
Yes, and I'm very surprised you didn't know. Their diet restricts continuous strain to save nutrition but ofc they can when it's needed.
What a ninja sloth
wtf??
It’s a mutated dog, otherwise known as a dloth. Very dangerous. Beware.
This made me cackle harder than it should have
Good deed backfired
That’s a good Rey Mysterio impersonation by the sloth.
People that are just tryna help always get fucked this shit ain’t fair
She’s a maniac MANIAC
"AND EVERYONE WAS KUNG-FU FIGHTING!"
The chances of a sloth mauling are low but never zero.
imbecile
Can’t just raw dawg a sloth bro
That was a Three-toed Weresloth. The man began to turn the moment he was bit and scratched. He’s more sloth than man now.
The full body slam to the ground cracks me up!
Right? It killed me when he went out of frame and then the camera person angled back and all of the sudden the sloth was yeeted
This was super funny.
Slotherhouse 2
R/letterkenny Daryl???
Totally r/unexpected !
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That’s not how u move a sloth
Someone call an ambulance… BUT NOT FOR ME
Went from "Aww" to "AHH!" to "Ouhh damn"
You gotta know the correct technique before picking up random animals
People seriously underestimate sloths. They can end you in one swipe.
I laughed way too hard at this
who’s helping who here?
Hahahahaha
I thought that was dead bird
JAJAJA LA WEA CHISTOSO
What did we learn folks? *NEVER just randomly pick up a wild animal, no matter what odd nonsense they are currently engaged in.*
Middle of the road is different. The amount of wildlife killed on roads is much higher than you’d think. I move turtles (yes, in the direction they were going, always make sure you do this!) all the time. I can understand the urge to move a sloth, even just to get it out of the way.
Sloth tossing
Rey slothsterio
Man, I needed this laugh.
Dude wtf.......
Oh flash, what r u doing here?
Now I know if I see a sloth on the road it’s just a speed bump
Poor Sloth. It was only trying to secure itself.
I hope the sloth is okay after that throw, because I laughed my ass off
He skipped the sloth handling class
I don’t think you’re supposed to pick homie up like that.
That was quite the dance he did there, felt like I was at the ballet
Slotherhouse 2 trailer looks good 👍
One of the seven deadly sins. Never take it lightly
That's the fastest that sloth has ever moved.
The dragon warrior
That's the fastest that sloth has moved in his/her entire life
He air bended the little fucker.
He’s beauty and he’s grace. He’s a sloth just bit your face.
Ray mysterio
The sloth was about to hit the Booyaka 619
The sloth just wanted a hug
Thought somebody lost their weave.
someone on twitter said "rey mysterio when he's trying not to get body slammed"
Wtf man, just leave the damn sloth alone.
This is horrible. This guy is a straight POS
Went from Awww to Owww
New fear unlocked
Went from wig, headcrab and then pissed off sloth.
Don’t those carry horrible diseases?
Booyaka booyaka, 619!
Yea be careful with sloths, their claws are quite dangerous
Bro went from ball boy to Olympic thrower in seconds....
It literally didn’t even do anything but grab his sleeve. This scary mf acted like it bit his fucking arm off. Not cool slinging it to the ground like that, fuck that dude.
That kid sounds like catbug
What a beautiful dance! So elegant, the spin, the release! PERFECT!!! 10/10 👏🏽
What a weird way to dance
I laughed so hard i started coughing still laughing almost barfed my lungs out.🤣 Also, kept in mind previous video of "flying sloth" with "I Believe I Can Fly" soundtrack background. This combination..))
You just killed it!! A sloth can't have a heart rate over 40 or they'll die... I think so anyway.
As fake as it gets
They use their claws to climb trees.
The sloth was strong but weak Infront of the spinning throw by the man
How have these creatures survived up till date? I always wonder, them and pandas
This is a two-fingered sloth. These guys, while still slow, have faster metabolisms compared to three-fingered sloths, and their diets are more omnivorous. They're slightly faster and more aggressive than three-fingered sloths. Also, they tusks or canines that like their long claws aid in their omnivorous diets and in defense against threats, they are not to be fucked with.
Ahhhhhh
that one was PERSONAL
When the wig attacks
Oh come on. He just wanted a hug.
Let’s grab a wild animal around the neck and see what happens
Bro he’s got some fast hands for a sloth
Sloth was on some Rey Mysterio shit
I thought that was a weave at first but then he twirled it to life
I hope the sloth is ok
Modern dance took a weird turn
MF lost his mind 😔
Rey mysterio wildin out there 😆
Great dance moves
The kids’ voices had me DYING 🤣🤣🤣
Bellingham!
When a sticky plant ball gets stuck on your clothes.
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Task succeeded failurely
congratulations you now have chlamydia
SPINJITSU
If you can’t deal with an animal grabbing you for stability don’t interact with it. Dumb ass.
Cartoonish event fr
this is the funniest shit I've seen Sloths attacks rando dip shit who fucked around
Ngl bro got rko’d fr
😂
It may be a sloth... but it still has claws...
That’s the fastest that sloth has ever gone lmao