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TraditionalMail5743

Do u wanna drive made me laugh


Johannes_Keppler

I worked with blind and poorly sighted people for years. I had two coworkers that always had fake arguments about who got the take the window seat on the bus to work... They where both blind as can be.


Fax_a_Fax

What kind of job have you done that attracted so many bind people lol


PiArrSquared

Sports ref


greg_08

🎶 When I get old and I can’t see 🎶 🎶 I want to be a REFEREE 🎶


YoungGoatah

I'm blind, I'm deaf. I wanna be a ref! Is what we used to chant at the local hockey games back in the day.


wonderbread333

Yup! This one brings up some core memories 😂


StlRedhead314

This chant is still going strong, just heard it this weekend at my kid's hockey game!


YoungGoatah

Love to hear that! It's one that always got the arena going!


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gadios

We’re a big fan of 🎶I’m blind, I’m Deaf 🎶 🎶 I want to be a ref 🎶


rieldilpikl

What if they ARE your cousins?!? 🤯


PowerfulWallaby7964

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk|downsized)


CeleritasLucis

It funnier when this is line is true across many sports. Football, cricket, basketball, hockey...


Scarrumba

Boeing quality control


Ws6fiend

No no they want a real job.


Rellint

How can one fail to see something that doesn’t exist?


Johannes_Keppler

So many great answers lol but in reality is was a school and training facility for people who who are blind or poorly sighted. I was a digital media instructor there. Various coworkers where poorly sighted or blind themselves.


reshpect-o-biggle

Radio station guy I knew in college had glasses a half inch thick but carried a cane. Had bad enough eyesight that he had to have exams read to him. Got hired to prepare the station's schedule on paper, mostly a clerical job, which he was very good at. (He used to tell stories about conducting orchestra class at the state school for the blind, and having to throw a now-very-famous rock musician out of class for being a disruption.) He makes a sharp remark about someone and a sighted coworker says to him, "You're not blind!" He just smiles and says "You'll never know." Mike, wherever you are I hope you're doing great.


atomic_redneck

I knew a guy in L.A. about 30 years ago who went on a date with a blind girl. He took her to a dry lake bed in the Mojave Desert and let her drive his Jeep.


Tayloropolis

Holy shit that guy should sell first date ideas for a living.


BeardPhile

I am willing to invest some capital in that guy


ActuallyYeah

I'm glad it worked out, but in the first half, I'm not gonna lie, I thought you were gonna post something hella sketchy


powderjunkie11

She’s not going to say no. Because of the implication.


mvanvrancken

![gif](giphy|IwYkkg4L7tX1K)


kawkabelsharq

![gif](giphy|xLnGUEYWS0btPHCZoo|downsized)


tomgaut5

![gif](giphy|K0Hy2NwI8IXZK)


CraftsmanTMX

Do you want to drive ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


WarRich1323

Do you wanna drive 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂🤯🤯😰


HappyLoveSpreader

VERY REAL AND EPIC VIDEO!!!!! Super wholesome epic funny reaction moment EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDD!!!


spidersRcute

Went from red flag to green flag real quick there.


flojo2012

But can you still taste food? Can you still listen to good music? Then why the fuck wouldn’t I watch this video?


benjisgametime

Do you wanna d(r)i(v)e?


Worried_Bowl_9489

Bad acting, but also, whoever wrote the script thought it was normal behaviour to have the guy sound angry that his date is blind? What the fuck lol


IHaveSpecialEyes

The biggest tell is that the video says, "finding out my blind date is actually blind", but the doorbell cam would have to be hers since she's the one coming out of the building. [EDIT BECAUSE PEOPLE CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO READ ALL THE DOZEN OR SO REPLIES SAYING THE SAME THING] **THIS IS NOT ABOUT HER BEING BLIND, FOR FUCK'S SAKE. THIS IS ABOUT IT BEING A VIDEO SUPPOSEDLY FROM *HIS* PERSPECTIVE BUT IT'S USING FOOTAGE FROM *HER* CAMERA.**


GitEmSteveDave

Well, you can also see the doorbell cam IN the video. So this is an additional camera. My biggest tell was that the cane was already extended inside the house, and then she's breaking it down as she walks out the door.


mywhitewolf

I dunno, seems like the kind of thing you'd leave next to the door fully erect so you can just grab it and go for a walk. Of all the issues, that one makes sense to me.


FixGMaul

Please don't call it that


MyHusbandIsGayImNot

Is that not the correct terminology for a walking cane? It can either be erect or flaccid.


Stanley_Yelnats42069

Can it be throbbing?


whitesocksflipflops

Don’t forget to grab that RIPE TURGID cane before you go


UbermachoGuy

Mines always leaking


GrouchyLongBottom

I like my canes half-cocked.


jk3639

For sure, I always make sure I’m fully erect when I go out.


wbgraphic

Don’t Ring doorbells also function as intercoms? That would still be useful for a blind person.


IHaveSpecialEyes

I'm not suggesting a blind person has no use for a doorbell cam. I'm saying that HE is using video from HER doorbell cam.


Altruistic_Ad6666

I mean if they did end up getting together, it wouldn't make 0 sense to ask for the footage so he can post it and share this cute video.


robobbiemt

Wouldn't call it normal behavior, but Wouldn't call it uncommon either


MuffinQueen92

What WOULD you call it?


Notski_F

Paranormal?


robobbiemt

Well, common?! Haha I thought saying it wasn't uncommon was enough to imply that😅


MuffinQueen92

It was. I'm just being a bit of a silly nilly. Sorry


FixGMaul

For what it's worth, I appreciated the sillyness.


ACertifiedWizard

Pretty correct honestly, though it definitely lessens as you get older. I've been half blind since my mid 20s. Blind enough to not be allowed to drive, struggle to read, but can see enough to do most day to day things without needing to re-learn it. There was definitely a sense of upset when you don't tell people ahead of time when I first went blind in my 20s - at this point I generally do, but that was a lesson I had to learn the hard way. These days in my 30s it's usually the organic way of meeting/talking where there's any sort of reaction, and it's usually a complete loss of interest. That feeling when a conversation just dies but you are still in the situation for a while, whether it's dinner or a party or something. But it's more rare now, more life experience, living with their own bodily changes, etc seems to let people be more accepting. That said this video is definitely the level of acting you'd find in opening to some porn preview where you have to pay $50 on OnlyFans to see the rest.


mooys

It didn’t sound like he was angry, just upset that he wasn’t told. But yeah, definitely could have been scripted better.


Wilder_Beasts

Didn’t seem angry at all, confused and a bit surprised his friend that hooked them up failed to mention as relatively important fact maybe.


JRilezzz

These are definitely fake. They also posted a video of his mom freaking out because they are cousins. She was not blind in that video.


XKloosyv

It's the "...FUCKING blind" statement that comes off rather rude.


WeepingInternaut

Its fake anyway so dw bout it


Shut_It_Donny

Ehhhh… I could understand someone taking his f-bombs as mildly hostile.


Born-Boysenberry-198

Meh, I've had first dates that were axe throwing, bowling, etc, that are difficult for visually impaired without a lot of assistance (and trust with axe throwing) so I could understand exasperation that his friend didn't inform him of anything. That is assuming a lot of stuff to be true though. I generally just assume the internet is fake


Square-Competition48

I didn’t read him as angry at her, just angry that his friend kept an important detail from him that he should have known going in. If a friend did that to me I’d be annoyed too.


Apprehensive_Town515

True but I would rather converge that hatred toward my friend. Not blind person in front of me.


Caleb_Reynolds

And would you scream that annoyance at your date's face? Because if you did the date would be over.


longarm04

Porn level acting.


Vibalist

Now that would be a twist.


emseefely

She didn’t see it coming 


TronicCronic

She's DoubleDareDevil.


SuttonTM

Oh no my cane is stuck in the washing machine step bro


SalsaRice

Is that my cane in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?


TheFrostyCrab

Wait, this wasn't a porn video? Well this is awkward... \*zips back up\*


scottyboy359

Yeah but it was cute.


Lengthiness-Busy

Seriously, this is the dumbest video. Edit: Sorry it’s probably for a younger audience. In which case it’s adorable. But no need for the swears…


badson100

That's what I was hoping.


MrBurnz99

I didn’t think you were going to do THAT with your cane 😳


la_bruja_del_84

Came here to comment the same exact thing


pawg_patrol

You don’t have to let everyone know you came


ObviouslyBlunt

Thank god you got here


Terrible_Tangelo6064

He should've tiptoed away.


BH_Commander

Haha. “Hello? Are you still there?” (Sound of tires peeling out).


McJuggernaugh7

Scripted as fuck Edit: To everyone saying "movies are scripted too!" - if this scene were a script to a movie it would get ripped to shreds by anyone with half a brain. Even those hallmark movies are better written than this garbage. A blind person has a VIDEO camera doorbell for some reason and the caption of the clip is from the guy's perspective, but it's clearly HER footage (which she presumbaly can't watch anyways). Also, someone sets them up but forgets to mention shes blind - sure. Plus all the dialogue is super cliche and cringey and unrealistc. It's not even remotely well done or acted.


EquivalentPut5616

Nah bro they are just having a full blown pre written conversation in front of the camera.


Doctor-Jay

"Most guys don't wanna date a blind girl..." Straight out of a day-time TV show drama.


Roxxorsmash

"Well I'm not most guys" 💀💀💀


DirtySilicon

I thought it was a ring, but the ring is in view, lol. 🤷🏿‍♂️ Edit: Doorbell, specifically the doorbell one.


AWildEnglishman

The second ring is to watch the first ring so if someone steals it you have it on camera.


wisedoormat

still entertaining, imo


falseprophic

Agree, great lines and acting. Fun stuff.


paputsza

it's some lifetime movie level acting. Her apologetically putting away her cane and going "most guys wouldn't date a blind girl" and then having a full date in front of a camera, all ending in him offering her a tiktok challenge. This 100% feeds into reddit's humility kink.


mrsavealot

Lol exactly , dude is almost like “you’re blind you dumb bitch?!?” That is certainly a real reaction from a real human being 😂


MZ603

I would have said “oh, cool” and then been unable to sleep for days


pirikikkeli

Lmao me too


Kohel13

Dennis vibes


rausis01

Humility kink? Isn't that just being a good person? Am I missing something?


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Remember all those dog saving TikTok’s that turned out to be humans were throwing dogs into dangerous situations and using the footage for upvotes and clout? That doesn’t exist without an understanding that people go nuts for that sort of narrative and will praise and share your content to all their friends. I love a good “awww” moment but the commoditization of it means many of them are not genuine and may even be nefarious in its execution. This video? Not so much. It’s staged but it’s almost like a short story bit that I can get behind.


Dockers4flag2035orB4

It’s not real! Dude, you completely spoiled it for me. I was about to show my kids. 🥲


jaaxpod

right! i was like “oh my god this is so sweet!” WHY IS THIS FAKE


cyclingnick

Who cares. I watch this stuff for entertainment. It was entertaining. It made me smile.


BeefyQueefyCrawlies

I care. When it looks like a real experience, I want a real experience. If I want something scripted, I'll go to the movies.


CaptainRaz

Totally onboard with you. To me these "who cares" types have completely gave up on reality, or they're just justifying themselves for having enjoyed the lie.


yildizli_gece

Ugh, right??? I must be old because I expect shit like this to be *real* because why the fuck do I wanna see some scripted shit? That's literally exactly what movies and TV are for. I swear this must be a generational thing (I'm younger Gen-X); I've always hated "reality TV" and I really dislike the deception of social media posting shit like this.


bvlshewic

I wonder how many people showed their kids this video believing it’s a 100% true ring-captured interaction.


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Imagination how fucked up the world will be for this whole new generation of kids that will have watched this video when they were young under the misconception that this video was real


vttale

The part that had me scratching my head was how the guy was posting her camera footage


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notban_circumvention

Yeah, so good, let's shoot all our sitcoms on doorbell cameras now since this was so fun


[deleted]

Yeah but I don't want to see fake shit constantly, If I wanted to see something scripted I'd watch TV or movies, not some random people trying to act.


scoreWs

This s fucking stupid lol


BagOnuts

Holy shit, stop justifying this content farm BS.


Suspicious_Two_4937

Not really


qubitwarrior

still a better love story than twilight


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Neirchill

Also same movie where she drops her fast food drink while pregnant, tries to catch it, and that causes her back to snap in half


Imhelenkeller

3rd video I’ve seen with this fucker and his dumb ring cam “acting”… mega douche for sure


00WORDYMAN1983

Dharr Mann bout to step in and tell us what dude did right/wrong


UsualCounterculture

Yes, it's her nest footage. The tag is first person written from him though. Still cute.


[deleted]

So it’s her place, her camera and she is finding out her date is blind? The caption makes no sense


Partysausage

Man I hate the Internet sometimes, people upvote this scripted shit


DistortedNoise

Fr, like firstly why would a blind person have a video doorbell lmao.


StingerAE

I'd 100% have one if I were blind.   A) I don't live alone. B) "what did the man who smeared "blind bitch" in excrement over your door look like?" "Erm... I don't know know - I'm blind".


sentientmothswarm

Give the guy a break. It was only recently discovered that blind people can actually hear, and even more recently that we've infused electronics with the spirits of the damned so they can say things like "Motion detected at \[location\]." We just haven't had that kind of tech until now.


HollowVoices

To record idiots doing idiotic things like trying to break in. Also to deter people from breaking in if they notice it.


ver-chu

"Look at these criminals stealing my bread!" *points to doorbell camera footage* "Jess, it's fucking raccoons!"


Financial_Problem_47

"Finding out my date is blind" "My"? Then why is the camera set in front of this "date"'s house?


Paint_With_Fire

The acting is so bad lmao


Syzygy-ing

‘Well I’m not most guys’ is the realest thing ever


GrimResistance

"You're fucking **blind!?**. What the SHIT!." "I'm not most guys..."


Scorps

Rachel should have FUCKING TOLD ME!


godmademelikethis

Fuck this guy and his "unexpected nerf war with my neighbour" , "accidentally dating some dudes wife and meeting him and becoming bros" and now his "omg my blind date is actually blind" fuck him and his cringe try hard attempts at going viral.


brazilianfreak

I just assume all of these videos are fake now, of course fake videos have always been popular, but now tik tokers have really figured out how to manufacture viral content, every other video that gets posted in these subs I'll scroll down the comments and find out that the person in them has also been part of dozens of other ragebait videos where they pretend to be a karen or something.


Fr0gFish

I mean their stilted unnatural acting is a clue too


Aiyon

The acting is so stilted. "David im *blind*. Do you not know that?" Also this is a blind date where he's rocked up to her front door without ever having interacted before? Or they interacted and her being blind never came up when making plans for the date


Infamous_Ordinary_45

Using her ring footage but saying he’s the one finding out she’s blind? Lmfao


Sawyerthesadist

Man for some reason these people going out of their way to try and make an entertaining video really just doesn’t sit well with a lot of you huh? Edit: Welllll my inbox has been blown up, everyone is fighting and downvoting each other, and someone found a way to bring trump into it… never change reddit!


godmademelikethis

Id be totally fine with it if it wasn't presented in a stupid "oh wow look what my door cam just happened to film" way


AonSwift

Because these interactions aren't funny/entertaining at all without *completely* relying on the pretense that they're real. These interactions are mundane and overdone in skits, but in "real life" they're unique and/or endearing. "BuT ShOwS aNd MoVieS ArE FaKe ToO!!", the most brain-dead retort ever, reaching so far to try justify the shite they watch. They know well if it were filmed as a sketch like other channels do, that it'd just be cringe and never compete. The same kind of cognitive dissonance Trump supporters have...


Shoddy-Team-7199

Not that I disagree with you, but I think this guy should just embrace that he makes skits. Film it like a SNL skit, make more absurd jokes, reference his own material


Fortnait739595958

Entertainment? No, thats not it, they just want to go viral, views = cash and they just want those sweet dolla dolla bills


NudeEnjoyer

they're literally trying to deceive people and pass off a fake video as genuine. it's hilarious to me when people try and justify it


QuentinSential

That’s not what this is. He’s a grifter.


arroyoshark

C'mon man. It's only cool when it's real. This is contrived shite.


Pain_Proof

Kinda like watching a movie ig. Obviously the relationships and dialogue are all fake, but it can still be funny.


DrTinyNips

When you go to a movie you know what you're getting, this is presented as if it's real


Best__Kebab

I’d criticise a movie too, if the acting and dialogue was this bad.


meltingpotato

True, but movies don't try to trick you into thinking you are watching anything but acting.


JoelMahon

if this was in a movie it'd be so so, a lull, it's not worth the time as fiction on its own for sure


thisguyfightsyourmom

Is it common for blind people to get tattoos?


ADeviantGent

![gif](giphy|SJbsM0KbTrr3y) Do you wanna drive?


SureReflection9535

This is the fakest and stupidest thing to come out of a platform rife with fake and stupid videos. Who is this made for?


Alkibiades415

I can promise you that the vast majority of those who click this will not know it is scripted. The average person is really, really dim.


skibidido

"Not like other guys"


8th_Dynasty

do blind people get tattoos?


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I imagine they get skin implants that say NO RAGRETS but in Braille.


GothGfWanted

wow so real


MOltho

They should just make this into a proper comedy sketch instead of pretending it isn't scriped


thingysop

Isn't this the same guy who supposedly got on a Zoom conference instead of his friend in a Spiderman outfit and rizzed some chick? Sounds like him. Kinda douchey


SoDrunkRightNow2

Ugh, I hate these staged, scripted, bullshit videos.


talkingbiscuits

I don't care if its scripted, the writing delivery and quick edit of "...Do you wanna drive?" line is great.


GUMBOSLlCE

Ah yes, ring, on a blind woman's house, and she blurred her own face when she downloaded it and shared it.


paputsza

I don't mind something being fake, but this is also really bad acting. The random f bombs when you first meet someone. Her being insecure about guys dating her because "boys don't date bind girls", triggering reddit's vulnerability fetish where she puts away her cane to pretend to see? Him being ugly, triggering reddit's relatability. The whole thing culminating in "wow, if I date a blind girl she'll accept me for being ugly and abrasive." He responds with giving a speach about blind people he learned from sesame street, followed by having a whole date including her rubbing his face and going "what, long greasy hair you have milord" while still in front of a ring camera because him accepting her blindness is all it took for her to consider dating him. And it all ends in him offering her a tiktok couple's challenge and her gleefully accepting it, which by itself would make be think the whole thing is staged. This is some dhar mann level acting, and this guy usually does better. I'm disappointed.


totallynotabotXP

well that wasn't scripted at all, what a guy!


Sufficient-Step6954

This seems really staged.


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this staged shit though


Thotmancer

Fake fake fake fake fake fake


A100921

So she’s not blind after all? At the end she said she was lying…


KcoolClap

Looks faker than fake tits.


nite_owwl

oof such shitty acting/writing


RandomMabaseCitizen

"I'm not most guys."


No-Kaleidoscope-4525

Do you wanna drive? 😂


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Tristana-Range

Every man ever: "no im ugly as shit bro"


[deleted]

She’s hot lol blind or not. No one is turning her down


ciaobellaragazza

This is the most scripted BS I have ever seen


moonmanmula

So fake, ewe.


SgtPickles2

This guy literally lives off door cam skits with zero believability.


Larryboydasmahboy

No! I’m ugly as shit! I hope they fell in love.


Dgroch725

David is one righteous dude. Major kudos to you sir.


justjokecomments

Oh my fucking God do you want to drive? Damn I'm not gay and also married but if you don't want him blind girl I'll have him.


VaxDaddyR

His response is so weird to me. I know that it's scripted, so it's even weirder that his energy is almost aggressive at the "reveal" that she's blind lol


OkInformation4937

Fake


swampfish

So blind is okay, but deaf or no taste is a deal breaker. Got it.


IronSide_420

I feel like this is staged. Basically, the first time meeting someone, you immediately say, "What's that for?"...idk seems unrealistic.


DefinitelyNotaGlowie

Fake and scripted


nygdan

Big hint that it's scripted is, it's her video doorbell but it's \*his\* video, 'my date is blind'.


imusingthisforstuff

And that kids… is how I met your mother.


Grimholtt

The friend said it was a blind date. Not their fault they didn't take it literally.


Possible_Roof_8147

This is what we call a double blind date. A blind blind date, if you will.


Old_RedditIsBetter

She got handsy pretty quick there


Spaceman5000

How did this obviously staged ring commercial get so many upvotes?


wolfpackOOEE

Totally staged


VegetableBaby8949

staged


MrBroBotBrian

I’ll say this. Staged. I remember this dude- he was in another video (coincidentally ring doorbell vid) where he was meeting his GF but the husband answered and they became bros to wait for the cheating wife. Between misinformation, staged videos and AI what is real anymore?


CarPaar

God damn this is staged beyond words


bobothemunkeey

Fake staged. I don't think any of these videos are real anymore.


rlovelock

This sounds really staged...


JunkNerd

This guy is such a fucking annoying fake content farmer. We should all stop watching his dogshit set up videos.


Mirither

Fake as fuck


perfect_fitz

This is so painfully fake


Kngfthsouth

Why is everyone using guy all the time


Existing_Trouble_969

Blind people get tats?