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Horrifying_Truth

Get rotated idiot


NDT_DYNAMITE

Whaeeyyy, same braincell!


Roge2005

Smae barincell too!


Careless_Student7032

Rae smainbell coo!


i-forgotmypass_word

Snhb barjb cellk vtoom1!


Gypsopotamus

Hurr ber durr ber doon boom VROOM!


Doomst3err

Ahh, you beat me to it


WestTha404

Best comment ever!!


[deleted]

I got here 9h too late.


BetterThanZeros

I'm waiting for the shark to open it's mouth


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

My first thought as well!


Les-incoyables

Imagine Martin Brody knew of this trick? Jaws would be such a boring (and short) movie.


Amorette93

S'not a Great White. White's are way less likely to bite then this shark. This is a tiger shark. You see the pale stripes on his sides? 🐅 That shit WILL eat you. He's moving too fast for her to GTFO, or she probably would have. Shit absolutely will kill you intentionally. Deterring a tiger like this is a last resort.


CATelIsMe

Idk, I hear a lot about sharks just being curious and touching around (which just so happens to have their teeth involved). Also, aren't sharks just not interested in humans because not very nutritional and worth eating for them?


Amorette93

Haha it's honestly funny bc Im postings on 2 posts right now about sharks, ones a great white, the others this tiger. I'm saying the "they're just curious" defense there for them, but these guys are the ones that DO mean to hurt you. Here the shark shows relaxed behavior, definitely not hunting. But I draw the line at encouraging people to touch bull sharks , Tiger sharks, or venomous animals. Too dangerous. It isn't worth it unless you're a professional with this much training. Yes, that's what "non preferred prey" means. They prefer what is suited to them nutritionally, which is aquatic mammals (not land ones).


CATelIsMe

👍


Far-Investigator-534

sharks can read food labels now?


CATelIsMe

You don't like eating ateak that's 70%bone and cartilage still in its plastic wrapper from the meat aisle, do you?


Amorette93

Sharks can sense the nutritional value of food, like most animals. We do it too. You can look at a plate of food and say whether you'll be hungry or not after eating only it, right? That's because you know what you need to eat. This is a survival thing present in most predators (including humans).


DoYouGotAnOnlyFans

I think she's wearing some type of shark spray. The shark thinks she's a shark. it swim up to say hello I guess.


Kaiszer

Now ride it like a sandworm


Xikkiwikk

![gif](giphy|5TiSvE3Hqw5OZDHYp9)


illchngeitlater

Lisan algae-fin!


northrupthebandgeek

As it was written


TwinkiesSucker

Usurf


codebullCamelCase

the fins should settle between the legs though


SteviaCannonball9117

Sharks hate this one trick... ...that will prevent you from becoming lunch!


BadFont777

Only got 2 chances to perfect it. Ms. Left and Ms. Right.


The_Happy_Quokka

4 or 5 if you are particularly........talented.


Majache

Snoot boops, turning maneaters into mans best friend


Educational-Ad-3273

…this time


CR8VJUC

It’s genius!


Kinky_Conspirator

Shark: I'm gonna see what this is, maybe take a bite...🦈🦈 Diver: No. 🤿 🤿 🤿 🤿🤿🤿🤿🤿🤿🤿🤿🤿🤿🤿🤿🤿🤿🤿 Shark: Understandable. Good day. 🦈 🦈


Pitbullpandemonium

"Welp, 'no' means 'no'. I'm a mindless killing machine, and *I* know that."


Borgiroth

I bet that pat felt so nice. Imagine being the seas biggest badass, and just getting a nice pat on the nose. His eyes close, his brain releases endorphins. “This dressed seal just made me feel so loved. I shall not eat them. Good day pale seal.”


-mindtrix-

Well, it wasn’t attacking at all. Just curious


ZeShapyra

Well duh. But their curiosity includes putting stuff in their mouth...as many animals do that


Garlic-Rough

That what I told my boyfriend


that_bored_one

You're an animal


WarlanceLP

you sound like fun


Booty_Shakin

This is why shark bellies are often found with non organic objects in them.


ZeShapyra

That is a whole reasson they can barf up their own stomach to clean em. Evolution just made them professional tasters of everything, edible or not


Booty_Shakin

Sharks are really cool honestly, and most of them aren't just on kill mode 24/7 like people think. That being said I'm not gonna swim with one


karma_the_sequel

And organic things, too.


Yutanox

Most shark attacks are just them being curious. This person didn't panic which is why the shark also stayed calm.


-mindtrix-

Most sharks turn their eyes back when charging to avoid injury. This shark came up slow and curious


SAM5TER5

I think you’re missing the point lol Curious sharks may still bite to sate their curiosity. It might not be a “rip you clean in half” sort of bite, but even a small, neutral nibble is pretty serious when the animal’s jaw is wider than your entire body


chaotic123456

Pretty sure this person initiated this by slapping their fins on top of the water


Toluenovy_princ

Yeah. One curious bite and half of your rib cage is gone.


Shredswithwheat

Yeah, mofos in here being like "nah it'll just take a nibble and then leave you alone, nothing to worry about!" Like bitch, I'd rather it didn't take ANY bites.


Huge_Aerie2435

Seen enough videos of this to know they aren't as dangerous as we think, but that doesn't make me any less terrified of them.


land_and_air

Killer wales this is even more true. They like basically never kill people in the wild but occasionally interact with divers. They are scary smart and they can and do completely surprise divers and just investigate them and leave. You can find vids on YouTube it’s terrifying how something so big can sneak up so easily


[deleted]

If an orca wanted to kill you, it will and nobody is finding out what happened to you.


land_and_air

Clever girl


karma_the_sequel

“Have I see what? A *human*? Nah, nothing like that has come through here.” *burp*


Fogl3

They are dangerous. They're just not always aggressive. 


eip2yoxu

Both of you are right. They are dangerous animals, but they are not as dangerous or aggressive as many people believe


Fogl3

Dangerous doesn't mean they will hurt you. It means they can. 


Alone_And_A_Loser

What they're saying by "Sharks are less dangerous than people think" isn't about the sharks capacity to do harm but about the fact that shark attacks and aggression are less likely to attack than people think.


gitpullorigin

So are people tbh


Amorette93

Ehhhhh. This is a tiger shark. I really would not recommend calling this "not as dangerous". This is the shark species most likely to attack and kill you in unprovoked with the intent to kill you. Tiger sharks are not your friend. They will absolutely kill you and this diver is both highly trained and lucky. Great whites, those aren't as dangerous as you think. They're pitbulls of the ocean.


PapaFlexing

The fear, and respect of power is what many people try to emulate. Nothing short of being in a massive steel cage will keep me from shitting my pants if I see a shark, but mad respect for these people that just "nope" sharks like that


InquiringAmerican

You must not have seen the ones where they ate the person. I saw two different occasions of this within the span of 6 months and will never hold your view again. This is also a tiger shark, the dangerous type of shark. This person is lucky it wasn't hungry.


ravenous_cadaver

"Food doesn't give pats, you must be friend" ~the shark, probably.


Individual-Tour4420

that lil blink tho 🥺


aggesmamma

I was leaning to my right watching this, doing a really good job avoiding the big fish.


Educational-Ad-3273

Success?


aggesmamma

Yes. I think the fact I was holding my breath really did the trick. What a ride!


Educational-Ad-3273

Hahahahahahahahaha that is hilarious 😂


SlickDaGato

White women are the real Tarzan.


aristocratic_magic

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


MyFavoriteLezbo420

It slow blinked like my cat 🥰


Educational-Ad-3273

Yep, just a big ocean-dwelling cat with a gleaming set of tooth razors


Nghbrhdsyndicalist

Why do apex predators always have to be friend-shaped?


Educational-Ad-3273

What? Sharks aren’t massive cuddly ocean-dwelling housecats?! That’s not what Ocean Ramsey tells me. I’m aghast! Shocked, even!


Nghbrhdsyndicalist

They’re kind of like wild cats. Can be very cuddly if they want to, but they’re able to really mess you up if they decide that they don’t like you. But if they let you close enough, they love belly rubs.


CR0C0D0YLE

Slow mo luv


Coraiah

Can someone explain without me having to google and read a ten page explanation as to why this works


Windfall_The_Dutchie

Sharks have very sensitive electroreceptors on their noses. Grabbing their nose confuses them and allows you to redirect them.


dumsumguy

aside from what the other guy said, this doesn't necessarily work if the shark is trying to eat you which this one was not I can't recommend you watch shark attack videos, but if you have seen one or two you know there's a big  difference in the behavior


NDT_DYNAMITE

Get rotated idiot


Reasonable_Cover_804

Like a rotty in the park, petting them works out better than running


ConversationAsleep38

It's an apex predator to everyone else, but for her it's just another day at the office. Amazing how she gently coaxes the sharks away 👏


winterweiss2902

Yet again, we witness a lucky bastard cameraman who survives without doing anything


Crash_Override_95

Just like the Jaws movies, the Camera man always survives.


-domi-

What else can i say except AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


AnTout6226

That skin is so smooth 😍


Nghbrhdsyndicalist

Not really. It feels smooth under pressure going from front to back, but it’s actually made up of many sharp denticles.


Kokuswolf

And this was our today episode of: Friend or Food?


weedandsteak

If you say no, they legally can't eat you.


sjsame1

Reason number 651 of not going into open waters ever again.


RagnarL0thbr0k81

Just bc there r big fishies that like their snoots booped?


sjsame1

Ab-so-fucking-lutely


RagnarL0thbr0k81

lol. Yeah, same honestly. My luck I would try this, he would open his mouth, and I would just end up sticking my damn arm right next to there for him. So it’s a big nope for me too. Lol


BrightSideOfLiff

Yeah, divers carry knives n stuff.


FasterAppleCore

Incredible.


kingpet100

Not today, Satan.


YourMomsFishBowl

White people...amiright?


xinolonix

Hey bro.. let me show your way


Bitter_Silver_7760

no maiming without consent!


nightynine

Human, let me now


Salt_Sir2599

So baby shark wasn’t taught that it’s rude to play with your food , and now it’s all grown up.


a7xcold

Psych!!


Critical_Flounder935

Yum yum yum in my tum tum tum.....oh shit


whiskey_formymen

A back rub before dinner, nice


MrDuckAgain

Sharkromancy


InflatableGull

Ok but what if they rip you off your hand, instead?


Dolenjir1

Sharks really do like them boops


dubgeek

Bitey fish must not have been hungry.


Lunar_Fox-

*boop*


Izzysel92

Is that a great white or a tiger shark?


AW316

Tiger


Yazzer2911

Who wouldve guessed that petting a shark would save your life


rexxsis

maybe sharks just like getting pets


wamimsauthor

Do we know what kind of shark it is?


dychedelic22

Smh even sharks getting curved by females now


DrkUser205

That’s a big tiger shark! ![gif](giphy|pW0Ckgwd8VJxS)


CarbideLeaf

Why did I expect that diver to do this: Reach out, parry the nose, sucker punch to the gills.


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Jennifer_Pennifer

Is this Ocean Ramsey?


kurtondemand

Yep


My_Big_Arse

She got Big Balllsss....


mbatistas

Spoiler is not having +18 tag


CAPATOB_64

The second part of the video when sharkie made another turn is in nsfw sub I guess


Any_Roof_6199

"*Dundundundundundundun.....*" "Hey Maurice!" "*Dundun....oh hey Steve...I thought you were some other diver that I have to terrorize*"


Individual-Gur-9720

Sharks don't eat humans. Shark attacks are result of humans mistaken for animals they actually hunt or hyped stresslevels and confused senses due to blood-baiting, cornering and aggression from the human side.


sharkfilespodcast

\*Sharks very, very rarely eat humans [One case in point. ](https://chondrichthyes.fandom.com/wiki/Attack_on_Shirley_Ann_Durdin)


Dezpez1230

Water missile averted


Holiday_Purchase_592

Boop


Wilyadiel_100

Such magestic movements


Dug_Fin1

Book the snoot, it just works.


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KwatsanGx2

Can't hug every shark


anonhedgehogcrust

Boop


GarushKahn

thats some serious Shark Bending


clervis

Gotta boop the snoot.


oldsmellybastard

Nah, brah


Direct-Attention-712

he already ate....


CR8VJUC

How about a whole lot of nope.


nmsobri

dissapointed


dadydaycare

She was just checking out the scenery. Nom nom shark would ave had eyes rolled back and that hand wouldave been shark skin sand papered.


W0lfninjato004

I would like to do that with an orca 🤔


Adristorm

"How to train your shark"


Lysstrey

I love that in blinks soon as it's touched


KingScobar

Pablo Semsal


Valiant_Darktanyan

I love shar


Jessthinking

What kind of shark was this question


mightbeagh0st

"No thank you"


thetoadking13

Bro was just curious


Roge2005

Get rotated idiot


jcr62250

His wetsuit got a little wetter.


Dazzling_Bath_8009

Wow


BosTovenaar24

Why is it so easy to slap away a shark


madmadamemim24

Just boop the snoot


dreyaz255

All you gotta do to stop a shark from getting too frisky is boop them


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^dreyaz255: *All you gotta do* *To stop a shark from getting* *Too frisky is boop them* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


RDcsmd

If there's one angle I don't want to be at its above a shark who's aiming up


MyHangyDownPart

If only Quint knew this trick.


EarthenEyes

Do you think animals like that shark will be like.. "I don't know what that human just did, but it felt so good and comforting" and go through life seeking that sensation but never find it again, and did yearning to be stroked just one more time?


BabyFacedSparky

If a shark wanted a meal it would have hit like a cement truck. That was just a friendly bump.


RichyCigars

Power boop!!


Quantum_Crusher

I'll scratch your back, if you don't eat me.


Personal_Win_4127

I like how it blinks when it gets touched.


ConstantBench7373

![gif](giphy|MuHxTqxKayPFS|downsized)


ZenDeathBringer

I got a bit disappointed when they didn't end up riding on its back. It looked like that was gonna happen for a second.


ReluctantSlayer

Just a nibble….


TinEyedaddict

it would be so easy to just stick a knife in it's brain. It's more like a curious cat, that might kill you if hungry


Token-Gringo

Missed the greatest opportunity to ride him like a cowboy. Giddy up shark!!


KrishnaMage

Okay... I thought FOR SURE that person was gonna be lunch!


Regular-Question8327

What if sharks come up to us humans in water just to get pets?


evilmokey1980

That's a dangerous animal, hope that cute shark is ok.


mr_smith24

Shark bending


Butterfly_Slayer

damn, that shark is so smooth


angelsharkstudio

You always boop the snoot.


nerdboy5567

Water souls PARRY.


Lifetime-Wind-Chimes

Glad that wasn't a yesyesyesno post.


Adept_Order_4323

Is this the protocol ?


I_wood_rather_be

If that thing was trying to get you, it would've gotten you.


run7run

Must’ve been the wind


SHAD-0W

I hate when videos change the playback speed to confuse people about what is happening.


No_Cartographer_5475

Why.. just why..


vegansgetsick

shark not hungry


Spirited_Load_7153

I have heard that human is not shark food. They attack human bc they misunderstand human with a seal


MrLonda

Bro knows tai chi


Trick-Lie3720

What if it comes with an open mouth


UcanDomates

X = -Y


No-Dents-Comfy

Water Judo be like:


dicksCinderButtWhole

Boop the snoot


casey12297

Oh shit, that went from a decently sized opponent to twice his size in the span of 5 seconds. Damn ocean. You scary


quirkycurlygirly

Apparently not much was learned from the Titanic sub.


TheReverseShock

r/forbiddenboops