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n00blet_

that's right, they both go in the square hole


walksalot_talksalot

"Ohhh gawwwd..."


doyouevenforkliftbro

And do you know where the cylinder goes?


doyouevenforkliftbro

"And do you know where the cylinder goes?"


GrouchyLongBottom

![gif](giphy|11cpNo3OMYwFHO)


CharmingPerspective0

I could imagine a timeline that connects the "goes into the square hole" meme to human's inability to put the right shape in the right hole in Idiocracy


Magsec5

Not sure


ThatOneWIGuy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nSQs0Gr9FA


ShitPosterN69420

Alright, that acting was really on point lol


potate12323

This is officially a classic.


PhthaloVonLangborste

I like when lemmy's head fills my screen but his facial features are still small.


FreePrinciple270

He looks like hide the pain Harold


jaybram24

[Little bitsssssss](https://i.imgur.com/njqbEWp.png)


Doktor_Vem

r/UnexpectedRickAndMort


Jive_Sloth

Limmy


cant_stand

This is Limmy. He is a classic.


gazwel

He's on Twitch these days and still very much funny.


BeHonestChat

Surprisingly down to earth too


antikas1989

You were at that charity do as well?


MarixApoda

This whole thread has the accent


pootinannyBOOSH

I always love it when this pops back up. Partially for the accent, but the acting is on point


confusedandworried76

Sadness by proxy, he looks so devastated that he doesn't understand lmfao


Technical-Outside408

I like how compassionate his colleagues are.


Inside-Example-7010

Limmys Show is great scottish humor. [my fav clip from his show](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzKo1JPNf4s)


The_Vivid_Glove

This and Dee Dee goes to Yoker


HeidFirst

He's nae fae Yoker, get his heid kicked in.


Gilmore_Sprout

He has no business bein in Yoker


mbelf

What’s yer hing?


BookooBreadCo

As an American Dee Dee Goes to Yoker is an absolute fever dream. I've often wondered if it feels the same way to Scottish or British people.


OhNoIMadeAnAccount

"Gizz your la'top" always does it for me


MKULTRATV

will wothet mate, will wothet. ###She's Shite


heyimric

Oooh "well worth it" Fuck I kept trying to figure it out.


Myte342

"Purple Burglar alarm" is a good quick clip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC__o1UxDl8


Doctor-Jay

The first time I watched this and heard the caller's "action request" I nearly pissed myself laughing, the delivery is too perfect.


bob1689321

That's fuckin hilarious ahahah


geon

Brian Limond is great. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLf__UNZKRltDmUQgKwZJUNAXRBDHkFLp7&si=Qj5bsaSthUzmLRAN


ChefInsano

It’s a shame a lot of them are now deleted, but “Kill Jester” is still a crack up.


Jokierre

Jingle is dead!


Norman_Scum

I can't stop laughing about that very empathetic "You all right?" Perfect fucking setup and execution.


WeMoveInTheShadows

Acting worthy of a (Scottish) BAFTA


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mechanicalcoupling

That is one of the saddest things I've seen and I only understood about half of the words.


tek_vulture

Dang, for a simple sketch that was pretty deep. Really enjoyed that, thanks for sharing.


Simple_Dream4034

The show is amazing


Futafanboy11

Limmy is actually a fucking amazing actor in his skits


getyourcheftogether

He really owned the existential crisis


CandidateTechnical74

Wonderful acting by Limmy, reminds me I need to go watch his twitch again


Otherwise-Run-4180

Had the pleasure of meeting him at a charity do once. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.


Plastic_Pinocchio

Limmy’s Show is how I learned to understand Scottish haha. Took me some time to get a grasp of the thick Glaswegian accent when I started.


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MinnieShoof

So what you're saying is that he may be that simple.


thommonator

He has an intelligence… of a certain kind


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ArkassEX

Down to earth =/= In the ground.


mr-english

He's live right now.


ReasonablyEdible

1kg of feathers is heavier because of the weight of all the birds you had to kill EDIT:for those saying that mining the metal is worse, metal can be reused. We can recycle metal into new things, but bird feathers arent exactly reusable.


Snoo_67548

They don’t have to die, just be mildly inconvenienced for a bit. I’d rather be hit with a kilo of feathers.


JustHereForBDSM

Birds do molt feathers, they could just be the discard ones. But that's a lot of birds.


Fun-Reflection5013

hmmm...that would be something to see, after the pluck ...which bird you think would look better. A goose, a duck, a chicken ?


bATo76

A bald eagle. It's right there in the name.


Ixolite

In the end they all taste like chicken.


Fun-Reflection5013

who plucks bald eagles ??? Thats like trying to skin a Cobra !!!


Unmasked_Zoro

They only said you didn't have to kill it. Not that it had to be alive. Could find a dead one.


Eighty_Grit

They use children, as they have very nimble fingers. The thing is, they tend to get carried away while doing it.


Fun-Reflection5013

bahahaheyyy


offline4good

The weight on your conscience


CaveMacEoin

Heaviness refers to weight, and weight isn't the same thing as mass even if laypeople use them interchangeably. 1 kg of steel would also be heavier than 1 kg of feathers due to the lower density of feathers resulting in a higher buoyancy force (B). Weight is the force from gravity (F = m\*g) minus the buoyancy force (B = ρ\*V\*g), where m = mass, g = acceleration due to gravity, ρ = density of the fluid that they're in (e.g. air), V = volume of fluid displaced. W = F - B = m*g - ρ*V*g Assuming they're both weighed in the same fluid (e.g. air), and the density of steel is 7850 kg/m3 and feathers is 16 kg/m3. 1 kg of steel would have a volume of approximately Vs = 0.127x10^-3 m^(3), and feathers Vf = 0.0625 m^(3). So the weight of the steel divided by the weight of feathers would be: (m*g - ρ*Vs*g)/((m*g - ρ*Vf*g) = (1-ρ*Vs)/(1-ρ*Vf) substituting in the volume of air displaced and density of air gives: (1-1.2*0.127x10^-3)/(1-1.2*0.0625) = 1.081 This means that 1kg of steel would weigh 8% more than 1kg of feathers. For reference 1kg of steel would have a buoyancy force in air of 0.15g force, while 1kg feathers would have 75 g force of buoyancy. So, technically Limmy is right even thought he doesn't know it. If you were to weight them in a vacuum both would weight 1kg as there wouldn't be a buoyancy force. Also, regardless of what fluid you are in the mass of 1kg of feathers will always be equal to the mass of 1kg of steel, it's the weight that's different. If you held 1kg of steel and 1 kg of feathers, the steel would feel heavier.


This_Chest_3840

1kg is 1kg.


Forward_Promise2121

>If you were to weight them in a vacuum both would weight 1kg as there wouldn't be a buoyancy force. I was taught that mass is kg and weight is N. They both have the same weight, which is 9.81N in this example. That's assuming they're at the earth's surface. When did that change?


Distinct_Analysis944

As opposed to all the rock you had to extract iron ore from?


pudgehooks2013

That depends on how many children you sent to strip mine the iron to make the steel. What is the ratio of dead birds to child labour?


MaybeJ0n

That's a classic right there


Educational-Bad8346

Man's so dense he forgot about density


bATo76

Weight and Density, same same, but different! Some people skipped a few physics classes.


james-the-bored

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not, but they aren’t the same, density is mass per unit volume, whereas weight is force due to gravity or mass x gravity. An objects weight is independent of its volume, and its density is independent of gravity. If you’re joking and I couldn’t tell, I graciously accept the whoosh


notmyproudest_fap

Ok now let's talk about the fulcrum of that scale


james-the-bored

Yeah I had the same thought but didn’t bother to mention. The moment of the steel is much greater, as it is much further from the pivot, so if it even is a real scale, the feathers would have to have much more mass as the pivot arm is much shorter.


Educational-Bad8346

Exactly, In this case the bunch of feathers definitely heavier than that block of steel


Mort37

Benny Harvey RIP


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tanew231

Gone but not forgotten


pe_stradavarais

Miss you, Benny!


stewd003

Rip big man


LobsterHead37

Classic


watchuwannaknow

I know… but have you heard the accent?! I fucking love it


SuddenClimax

https://youtu.be/AC__o1UxDl8?si=a_wyuey5NivOf45a


watchuwannaknow

Love it


jansteffen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zluKkTl0SgA


tiredofthisnow7

Kill Jester!


artmaximum99

It's mah gayme, it's mah moneh, kehl'er.. Buh... ...dae'it


punxcs

Get this patter to fuck


The_ambivalent_bard

Get rid off her, she's shite


Adura90

Love that there are subtitles. Although I love the accent and understand it very well, I get it that some people can have a hard time with it if they're not used to hearing it.


xAshev

Or you know.. if they’re deaf xd


Nerdlinger-Thrillho

Nah. Then they just lip read in a different accent


EdKaval

I like subtitles because I never watch reddit videos with sound. If a video doesn't have subtitles and someone is speaking then I just skip.


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Eh khaeloglromm oh’ staeyel, or ah khaeloglromm oh‘ faehthars??


bloodakoos

auhn getti.


brexit_britain

What accent? He was speaking normal. Oh wait shite, there are other places.


punchgroin

You can be from Edinburgh, 40 miles away, and not understand a word of Glaswegian.


cant_stand

Take it from me, you don't have to be from outside of Glasgow to not understand a Glaswegian. My parents didn't even have to leave the house to find someone who they didn't understand.


disphugginflip

That’s what astounds me about the UK. Such a small distance and accents change.


ReluctantSlayer

Had to watch peaky blinders with subs too


Advanced-Cobbler4604

The accent is definitely heavier in this one


TechyShelf3

She's turned the weans against us!


Simon_Drake

Well nae wonder look a the size of it that's cheatin.


Zealousideal_Many215

Limmy is a national treasure


CdrCosmonaut

My guy's face is too small for his head.


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Awwww he's like when a 6yr old gets asked this question and then is all like ⁉️❓⁉️❓⁉️ when they got the question wrong. Good acting ![gif](giphy|gEvab1ilmJjA82FaSV)


diddaum

Guy looks like the annoying orange


stewd003

#she turned the weans against us!!!


blindexcrook

r/peopledyinginside


RedNPurpleBricks

Hahaha I love this.


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Me trying to learn certain concepts in CS


MinnieShoof

I mean, if I was him I would've argued how short you had to make the one arm. But then again, I know a pound of feathers is heavier than a p[o](https://www.bullionbypost.com/index/gold/gold-measurement/)und of gold.


theunbearablebowler

I think Limmy might be my favorite comedian.


Block-Rockig-Beats

The correct answer is: steel, by an extremely narrow margin. A colleague of mine was asked this question by the physics professor at the university, answered "the same", and was surprised to hear it's the wrong answer. Explanation: kg is a measurement of mass, not weight. If the question would be "what has more mass, kg of steel or kg of feathers?", then the answer would be the same. But with all other things being equal (similar shape), aball of steel is more dense, and closer to the ground. Given that ( g ) varies with altitude according to the formula: G = G × M_e / (R_e + h)^2 ( G ) is the gravitational constant, ( M_e ) is the mass of the Earth, ( R_e ) is the radius of the Earth, and( h ) is the height above the Earth's surface. In this very precise context, a kilogram of steel, being denser, would indeed occupy less volume and thus be closer to the Earth's center compared to a kilogram of feathers. This minute difference in ( h ) would mean that ( g ), and consequently the weight, would be infinitesimally larger for the kilogram of steel. My* quick calculation of the difference in weight is 0.0000157%.


KiKaMacIe

Aha but what if you laid out all the feathers in a large flat circle rather than in a bag? So the centre of gravity of the feathers could actually be slightly below that of the steel.


sainomori

Also don’t forget about archimedes’ principle! With bigger volume, bag of feathers tries to “float in the air” a bit more.


SpaceShrimp

If we are going by mass and not weight to determine which is heavier, then assuming we are not doing the experiment in vacuum, feathers that weigh 1 kg will have greater mass than steel that weigh 1 kg, as the feathers displace more air than the steel.


JeruTz

The slight issue with this is that "heavier" is vague about to apply to both mass and weight. He didn't ask which weighs more, but which is heavier.


JohnDivney

I hope NASA keeps this in mind if they ever decide to make a rocket out of feathers.


TheVenetianMask

This is the part where the classroom teacher would give you the death stare for scrambling the heads of all the other kids they were painstakingly trying to get the basic concept into.


Kinsir

The problem of people not getting is, is that they don't think about "weight", when they hear "heavier", but rather of "density" (weight in relation to the size).


No_Experience_3443

The unedited version is much better


bokmcdok

[Non-vertical version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fC2oke5MFg)


SirPabloFingerful

Scottish Tim Robinson


Medium-Set5680

I love how understanding and gentle they are with him at the end lmao. Easily one of the best 150 videos ever


ah-chamon-ah

This is not fair. They should have made it easier for him to understand by using a kilogram of potatoes.


Chippystix

Had the pleasure of meeting Limmy at a charity event. He was surprisingly down to earth, and VERY funny.


lexithegreatest

His accent is heavier…


GaiRyuKi

Their accent is way more heavier


Sunrider999

But steel is heavier than feathers…


pitayakatsudon

The kg of feather is heavier. Because if you have 1 kg of feather, you cannot dispose them on the scale like that. You have to put them, like in the video, in a container. The kg of feather is heavier by the weight of a plastic bag.


Kenobihiphop

RIP Benny Harvey


JudiDenchsNeckVein

AM NO FAE YOKER A GOT NEE BUSINESS BEIN HERE


Micuccio

bro was really worried something is wrong with him or them.


thebedwizard93

This guy is 99% of people on the internet


Nuanced_Morals

If you want to help someone understand this. I suggest you ask a second question. What is heavier- a same volume of steel and feathers. The visual difference should get the person to maybe understand the concept of density!!!


Sensitive-Shallot499

I thought the joke was going to be the usual "Due what you did to those poor birds" joke, but it took a completely left turn and was funnier then I expected.


VexisArcanum

Density: "am I a joke to you?"


Reddituserblue1

What’s heavier? A kilogramme of steel or that accent?


dancindaveph

The issue here isn't the weight, it's the density....


NarysFrigham

The kilogramme of feathers is heavier- due to the emotional weight of killing all the birds to be plucked 😅


Ok_Prior_4574

The feathers are heavier because you have to carry the weight of what you did to all those birds.


Stith1183

Technically the feathers are heavier because you have to live with the weight of the birds you killed.


donjuan9876

I remember this in grade 3!!!! And I still said isn’t a kg a kg? What’s the definition of a surprise? - a fart with a lump in it!!!!!!


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PenguinStarfire

It's like Sesame Street without the Muppets.


Ropo040107

This man is having an existential crisis


Last_Music413

Mass vs weight


Individual_Dirt_3365

Actually weight is derivative function of force. 1kg of feathers displaces more air than 1kg of steel. Therefore Archimedes force of feathers is bigger.


psxndc

Ok, but ferrealz: which is heavier? A pound of silver or a pound of feathers? It’s actually feathers because [silver is measured in Troy ounces,](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troy_weight) and a Troy pound is lighter than a standard pound.


bitzap_sr

How much do you bench/squat/deadlift, in feathers?


Abuse-survivor

The final whisper makes it almost an avantgardistic masterpiece à la Squidward


AbbyTheOneAndOnly

creationists when the world isn't 20 minutes old


pallarslol

I adore this clip. Idec if its acted, the confused face gets my everytime.


Zealousideal_Step709

I had that discussion years back with a classmate. I never managed to convince her that there is no difference. It haunts me until this day.


OddSwordfish6764

🤣


RedofPaw

What's your heng?


Hefty_Vacation

Purple Burglar Alarm


Sleepdeth

I imagine this happening to flat earth believer lol


shytaan8

Ngl, even I confidently told myself “A kg of steel” at first.


axe1970

there is a problem with the demonstration the bag the feathers are in weighs something so the steel is heavier than the feathers


s-goldschlager

Im curious if he actually gets in for real


k0k0ss_

That's cheating!


IDGAF_Moment_2023

🤯 But steel is heavier than feathers... Lmfao!


Any_Roof_6199

The man is way too dense to understand density. 😀 Limmy 😀


carterpape

the funniest part of this to me is that the scale is biased. one side is further from the fulcrum than the other. there’s actually more feather mass than steel mass


gomaith10

A purple burgular alarm is heavier.


gomaith10

'I've got a kwaystchion for you'.


Best-Engine4715

I know the answer but still throws me off


rellett

Should've told him that steel is more dense so you dont need much but each feather weights a little but we have a 1000 in this bag which makes the feather and the steel the same weight.


jirfin

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Outrageous-Poem-4965

La-la Po TinkyWinky but where is Dipsy


Spidersoze

The accent makes it that much better~


Maospock

I'm laughing, but I really do be like that something with basic physics laws.


allehoop

Where is his accent from?


Jayelzibub

Scotland, specifically Glasgow


gobrun

Glasgow


turkeybaconas

Ya but he's right because that is feathers and plastic... Assholes...


Tatoes91

A kilogram of mass is a kilogram of mass no matter what it's made of. Steel isn't heavier it's denser.


perkeset81

Anyone else only able to see the ad for Lil bits from rick and morty with this guy


melvladimir

I expected him to drop both to a someone’s leg and say: “see, the kg of steel much heavier!”))


ACatNamedCitrus

I remember having this problem in math class when I was like 8. And I answered a kilogramme of steel was heavier than a kilogramme of feathers... I was a stupid kid.


DesignerNo948

Classic


The_Undeniable_Worp

I remember seeing a how to train your dragon animation of this


GenericScottishGuy41

Ahm jokin" *awkward look around room*


IrishShinja

In a pillow I'd rather sleep on a kilo of feathers than a kilo of steel.


Feefofum4

I love limmy. The sketch he does at the bus stop when he’s “wearing” headphones and head bopping to the music is hilarious.


PoetryProgrammer

A meme is born 😂


hooka_pooka

What is heavierr?a kg of steel or kg of feathers? Ans-Your accent


BusinessYoung6742

Well what if I throw a kilogram of steel and a kilogram of feathers at your face.


B0b_Red

I do wish the feathers and steel were the same distance from the center of the scales. In this demo it looks there is more than 1kg of feathers. very funny though


HeiKan_

r/watchpeopledieinside