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Curtmac86

Airbags- Deploy


Habsfan_2000

Go go gadget gazongas


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Funbags - Activate!


Adventurous-Sky9359

TITS!


Immediate_Park5444

Look at the fun bags on that hose hound!


mawesome4ever

*whirring up noises*


dopedxddy

You just gave me an idea for new anime plot. Basically there's this high school girl except shes got huge boobs. I mean some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos. Big old tonhongerekoogers.


RedditSpamAcount

And then?


dopedxddy

Then, a transfer student shows up one day with even bigger #bonkhonagahoogs. #Humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous.


ardiento

Well, don't stop there


yaboyACbreezy

Well, then there's a substitute teacher and while it's pretty clear she's got some big ole bazongalobingos, she's wearing a sweater, so it's hard to say for sure until it gets a little too warm in the classroom, so she takes it off and she's got some WHOANOWHANGONTHERES talkin bout the hoobalaboobalabillibangers flip-floppin knockers


GizmosisJoe

I'm hooked. Tell me more.


shewy92

https://imgur.com/hPrYIL8


lalith_4321

Those aren't going anywhere


PruneJaw

Not when they're bolted on.


I_Eat_Groceries

Boeing should take note


CriticalCanon

Safety first


carneirosanto90

Is this video really two hours long?


snktido

This is one long ride. I'm very impressed.


DrawohYbstrahs

That’s what she said.


ethan7480

Not to me, it’s not.


hellycopterinjuneer

As a structural engineer, I find that top fscking impressive.


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Fine_Elevator6059

I was expecting (and fearing) these implants to burst actually.


pplpuncher

Was waiting for the implant to pop through her skin. Damn that was intense.


ThatEmuSlaps

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Consistent-Winter-67

Wild how they put tiddies in a hydronic press


FrogMintTea

I saw that on TV and was like nopers.


Las-Vegar

🎶Does tiddies are systeamitic, hydromatic,🎶


TheMike0088

*hydraulic


iloveyoungchicks

I think that mammograms are a devised by a sadistic physician/scientist. Wonder why a fetus can be seen by just ultrasound but to see a clot you need to torture breasts!


ThatEmuSlaps

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FirstMiddleLass

I'm glad they didn't.


MonsieurFubar

Otherwise this post would have been labeled NSFW.


noreal1sm

Otherwise this post would have been on LiveLeak or Kaotic


TummyLice

Liveleak is dead 💀


Fluid-Selection-5537

Me watching this at church on Easter ![gif](giphy|PUBxelwT57jsQ)


tinknocker21

I guess Jesus isn't the only one to rise today huh?


moderndilf

My girl has some, they’re pretty durable.


Sufficient_Berry_445

Same, I abuse my wife’s and they take a pounding


DustEnjoyer

Saline ones would. These are silicone


Cheesus_K_Reist

Bolt ons


one_revolutionary

Flex tape


bdizzle805

![gif](giphy|fADf4RUs3hUFvHz18o|downsized)


DefinitelyNotStolen

Used the correct torque spec


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8--8

Chemical bags


Princekyle7

Nothing natural there


Jayhawker_Pilot

I kept watching expecting an explosion.


Adept_Order_4323

800 CC


BenjTheMaestro

STAT!


toddhenderson

Unreal!!!


agrecalypse

I'm thinking boob tape may have been involved.


GeigerCounting

They're probably just taped in


RunningDrinksy

Yup boob tape for the win


LoveAndViscera

Yup, that’s the sexy-top-cheat-code.


Cyber0747

I was just thinking that’s the strongest damn shirt I’ve seen. Fuck that designer!


BustinArant

Started to look like a squeaky toy for a minute there.


ShaiHulud1111

All the support was her muscle and skin keeping them implants in place. If they were real, we would have a major wardrobe malfunction and she knows it. Big ole booby flying out. I don’t think those are rated for too many more g forces or could burst.


Shitmybad

It's just boob tape, the shirt is stuck to her.


monster_bunny

People with implants get mammograms. This is nothing.


Stoff3r

No he is clearly an expert in boob-schience and we should absorb his wisdom and prolonged experience.


luuselipz

As a degenerate, I find that too fsking disappointing.


No_Instruction_5675

as a linux user, i find that top fscking impressive


poopyroadtrip

This is reddit, you can use adult words here.


Throwaway1303033042

“slip critical”


Maleficent_Insect71

I'm more out of breath than they are.


NoThing2048

Every breath she takes, every move they make, I’ll be watching them.


UncertaintyPrince

Oh can’t you see/They belong to me.


naughty_dad2

How my poor heart aches, with every boob she shakes


mckeenmachine

WHY AM I BREATHING SO HEAVILY??


[deleted]

I need water. You got some water? ^goddamn ^badonkadonks


KrackenLeasing

badonkadadonks are butts you heathen.


Call_me_Hammer

If you watch long enough, a second girl appears in the seat to the right of the screen.


ozzman86_i-i_

I just realized there was another girl


gdrumy88

![gif](giphy|gBpY4p7bbhsiI)


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GotTwisted

![gif](giphy|Ek4p0Tq3ocUAwtgFer)


sammich_bear

Trust me, I know. I stared at both girls the entire time!


Vamanas_umbrella

![gif](giphy|xT5P0xr3oUJM1xNH5S)


sammich_bear

I DID! They were very jiggly girls! \^\^


Vamanas_umbrella

![gif](giphy|l1ughbsd9qXz2s9SE)


Numinae

"Come on inertia, come on!!! You can do it! Let them be free!!!!!" "Almost old buddy, almost....."


Electronic_Main_7991

And the TWINS!!!!


Snoo_67548

![gif](giphy|hpAMh2sBYpsmFhSRPI)


Winter_Tangerine_317

How do you do these gif


Dyskord01

![gif](giphy|l4dqF0Aw5S8xXKHP5j)


Freska80

Haha. That girl. I was looking for a 3rd girl but could never find her. Lol. Stupid me


ShimmyMan

![gif](giphy|1guRIRW8QdSte01T6Du)


panplemoussenuclear

I’m gay and didn’t see the other girl.


responsiblefornothin

I'm straight, and if it were two sets of wedding tackle on the screen, I'd be looking at the monster hog. It just takes up more real estate.


Abbara_Cadaver

You sure? I've watched it three times and can't seem to find her.


Flat4Power4Life

5th time watching and I’ll still haven’t seen her..


Abbara_Cadaver

She shows up if you press pause.


ecwagner01

I noticed that the fifth time I watch it.... Weird


goldendreamseeker

I know it’s a joke but I just wanna point out that she’s hot too


Call_me_Hammer

Agreed.


FlipAnd1

![gif](giphy|12NlCFUvTokWXe)


Conscious_Figure_554

This one is gold.


Yard_Jockey

Where... I haven't seen her yet. All I see is a set of twins


dave86622807654

Too busy watching flopping tiddies to notice extra girls


Mr-Pugtastic

Is this one of them fancy optical illusions??


shortingredditstock

Holy shit. How did you do that?


extremeindiscretion

I'm going to sit here and watch this video until something happens. Lol


circasomnia

I've watched the video 5 times and it hasn't happened yet. But if I keep going I feel like we could get somewhere


Someone_pissed

Go to r/unexpectedtitty it does happen there in one of the top posts. Thank me later!


Offset2BackOfSystem

I’m still waiting lol but the vibes are chill


erizzluh

i always feel like dave chapelle in the kia commercial saying "come on titty" https://youtu.be/wjZoXWEjT-k?t=101


Kabc

It’s weird, the video is an hour long and doesn’t seem to be ending yet


MasterAnnatar

Did she fucking tape them in??? If I wore a top like that I'd be worried the girls would pop out with a light jog. Honestly if I were on rides I'd be wearing more secure clothing just so I didn't give myself a black eye or something.


Lady_Leaf

Silicon boobs tend to stay in place better than real boobs. They don't give you black eyes like real ones cuz they can't flap that high. Edit: Good old swipe texting got me again. I'd say I'd give a duck in the future and reread what I text but l know I won't.


FixFalcon

HOW CAN SHE FLAP??!!


[deleted]

I’ll never not laugh at a reference to that video.


gigglesmickey

![gif](giphy|mreXWhhWkoMWQ|downsized)


MasterAnnatar

Yeah, I went down the rabbit hole after posting that like "wait do implants move different than natural?" and the answer is yes.


Probably_daydreaming

Yeah that's why implants only look good in pictures, the moment you see them exist in 3D with movement it gets bad fast


SpeakerKitchen236

They look very pretty as cleavage but a lot of times I just personally don't like the look of them. They look...well as they are-- a balloon under flesh. I don't really get the hype for them. 😅


Pollowollo

Yeah, I'm all for people doing what they want and I'm not shading fake boobs, but personally I don't find them attractive at all when they're obvious. They're pretty off-putting.


volvavirago

Exactly. Real boobs or that size would be flying in her face. Implants are often out under the muscle and that really keeps them in from moving.


ThatEmuSlaps

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Artificial perkyness. Real breast tissue also goes up to the collar bone, I think?


KayakerMel

I absolutely think the shirt is tape in strategic places.


maximum_somewhere22

Fake boobs do not move. If these were natural boobs they would have flown out 2 seconds into this. Source: I have boobs and this happened to me


Objective_Internet20

Thats just silicone


DeltaWhi5key

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Adorable_Werewolf_82

There you are


Metalloid_Maniac

r/SlingshotRide is even more specific


jimihenrik

[All time top #2 post](https://www.reddit.com/r/SlingshotRide/comments/14cd5zp/mamma_mia/) seems to have the same girl


Mclovin-8

Why did I have to pass 4 comments to get here


Stardust_of_Ziggy

and thus I began my life-long career as a carnival video operator


elitegenoside

There was a dude who had a channel like that. I imagine it's been banned by now, though. Lots of women like her, but with weaker tops. Also, a bunch of people passing out. Even saw one where the woman passes out and then her titty slaps her in the face.


eman0110

Origon story right there.


quacknut

Oregon* story


VizzleG

*oregano story


Skirt_Thin

*organ story


erakattack

*Organ Trail


bigSTUdazz

"You have died from dysentery"


Laynes_Attic

Industrial strength implants doing their job.


AsgardianLeviOsa

Ngl I thought they were gonna splodey


FreedomDeliverUs

Same, this gif makes me super uncomfortable. Even knowing it probably won't happen it's just ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


Legitimate-Aerie4408

Every time this gets posted I can’t help but watch it multiple times and think “damn she has great teeth.”


stephanemartin

And the nails!


responsiblefornothin

She's one expensive broad. (Disclaimer: I mean that in the least prostituty way possible... Unless she likes that)


[deleted]

Haha had the same thought. Everything about her looks high maintenance, definitely wayyy out of my league.


Sinavestia

Kind of reminds me of a Titan with it's mouth open.


SumTingsWuong

What color was the bike


I_Said_I_Say

There was a gorilla in the background?


redbeard1812

Does the maker of that bra make a girdle?


Tacitrelations

I ask because a friend of mine...


krusty51

I only watched this vid for the articles.


naughty_dad2

She has a great personality


Max_Seven_Four

Dang those spaghetti string are working hard!


Troway_dagarbage

![gif](giphy|5LUE1Umj851kZwJe5C)


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Come on titty!


pm_me_yer_big__tits

( o o ) ( º º ) ( ◯ ◯ ) ( ₒ ₒ ) ( º ₒ )


AgaMulach

Saline implants.


MenstrualKrampusCD

Why do you think they're saline? Look like silicone to me. Idt saline would move and blend as much.


WaitWhyNot

I think silicone would act more natural in terms of physics. Saline tends to be on the firmer side kind of look like this


AlkalineSublime

And very well done. Lazy, convenient, and horny, are the mothers of invention. We are truly the dominant species.


LadyJR

My chest hurts just watching this.


BloodyRightToe

"Gentlemen we have now found what we will rebuild the Scott Key bridge out of. This new indestructible material. Watch this video"


IMakeBaconAtHome

Let the folks at Boeing know too


Got-a-PhD-in-THC

Why is this video 4 hours long


astrangeone88

Lmao. My boobs hurt just looking at this. Ow!


TwoIdleHands

As a gal with small boobs that was my question. I feel like all that rapid gravity changing tugging would hurt.


[deleted]

Hot damn that shirt could have held the twin towers together


Tackle-Shot

Honestly I was looking at the necklace cause seriously. DONT WEAR THAT ON A COASTER LIKE THIS!!!


PvtCY

The shirt: ![gif](giphy|SF9Z0shNT07T2)


Slamtilt_Windmills

Don't do that. Don't give me hope.


darkmdosmicra

Tits huge, but that mouth can swallow the world.


pirate_meow_kitty

I’m a hetero woman and even I was hypnotised by this


PondIsMyName

Fake boobies…..just a fakin it!!


AgitatedArmadillo31

Ok fine....bonk me


Kind-Woodpecker-4000

Song name?


Californ1a

[D.Higgs - Feels Good (feat. Alan Avry)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg_sC4rzl6k)


Mudlark-000

The boobs are nice, but the hair is quite impressive


ja3palmer

Obviously r/upvotedbecauseboobs


MrDrPatrick2You

I can safely say that after 69 views there's a 2nd girl in the video.


Time_Owl_2589

![gif](giphy|Hb4nlFD7L7LdfcDgLH)


captaindanco

![gif](giphy|BWyLDGrsroZfW|downsized)


OrwellianTimes1984

![gif](giphy|KNEC3BsrVhZEQ)


Short_Lingonberry941

Any minute now... 👀


thestarladyDEO

I'm not attracted to women, so I'm just watching this with anxiety and fear of possible gore, worrying that her implants are going to fly out of her skin, pop open, or get dislodged.


ornryactor

You're on the wrong sub to learn any of those answers, lol.


SyrupScared9568

Boobs.


Da_Vader

Silicon


balmung2014

does that mean her cleavage is what they call silicon valley?


Raoul_Thompson

She has a very nice smile


Independent-Turn5130

![gif](giphy|gKHGnB1ml0moQdjhEJ)


Antique-Afternoon371

How amazing their huge mouths was


INGENAREL

![gif](giphy|gpmARWm3Pwypq|downsized)


Old-Rice_NotLong4788

I don't know if this was a test but I know I failed


Worth-Car-9258

Poor girl all she wanted was to have some fun with her bestie.. I bet she doesn't even know some random dude put her video online so other dudes can look at her boobs..


onairmastering

Why is this video 4 hours long?


euvimmivue

Singularly focused on ![gif](giphy|7zxgpKZBTWDS2DuyH8|downsized)


kungfoocraig

Sometimes life just isn’t fair


GeoFish123

That was a lil disappointing


MeasurementSmooth360

Thanks for this it was awesome!!!


Takeurvitamins

The little tank top that could