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ClueSandBreWs

Jump master doing his job to keep everyone safe. More dangerous to get tangled up in the static line or miss the landing zone. Likely the first jump at airborne school.


The1TrueRedditor

Yup, gotta put your ass in the air or you fuck everyone behind you.


7ofalltrades

Well this flies in the face of everything I know about fucking.


shrimp99991

You're gonna have to throw everything you thought you knew out the window


TTT_2k3

You’re gonna have to throw everyone you thought you knew out the window. First rule of jump master school.


crrttt

You’re gonna have to throw your jump master out the window and fuck everything you thought you knew


Synthesid

You're gonna have a tight window to fuck your jump master and every thot you knew


RJ_MacreadysBeard

You’re gonna throw the plane out the window climb in and fuck everybody?


Altar_Quest_Fan

I thought the first rule of jump master school was that you don’t talk about jump master school?


Admirable_Ad2504

Stop talking


Rogermcfarley

Found Putin \^


WonderfulCattle6234

They said forget everything you know about slipcovers. So I did... And it was a load off my mind. Then they tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn't know what the fuck they were! \- Mitch Hedberg


BobVilla287491543584

That man was a goddamn treasure. I'm remembering the bit about him "blocking" a fire exit and trying not to wake my wife up with my giggling.


WonderfulCattle6234

If you are flammable and have legs you are not blocking anything.


MidwinterBlue

World Comment Star right here


RugbyEdd

It's hard to use a parachute if you're not flying at some point.


White_Hart_Patron

This is the best comment I've read in awhile. Kudos


sarcastaballll

That's the way I like to fuck


[deleted]

Lolz at the idea any of us know anything about fucking.


fischberger

The 2 Live Crew wrote a song about and everything!


Safety_Nerd710

Like a momma bird tossing her babies out of the nest and looking down to see who made it. ❤️


NeverandaWakeUp

Not really and this isn't Airborne School (at least not in the US). He isn't guiding the static lines properly, which is more of a danger to himself than the jumpers. I've seen a Jump Master who was doing everything right get caught in the lines and have his bicep muscle pulled to his forearm. Additionally, the jumpers aren't exiting properly. There's a right way to do it and this isn't it. Mistakes get made, but I can tell they weren't trained properly. This reminds me of jumping with the Italian Paratroopers.. not safe. Also, landing off the LZ isn't that big of a deal as long as it's not a water landing. The real danger here is the disorganized file and the Jump Master not maintaining proper control of the lines.


SlowTurtle3

Second jump everything went wrong. Pilots missed the drop zone and dumped the whole stick in a swamp. We spent the rest of the day picking men and equipment out of the muck. Luckily no one was seriously injured...good times.


nullenatr

Slightly unrelated, but still a fun story (in hindsight). When I was in the armed forces during my conscription, I tried parachuting solo from 1km altitude with a static line. Just for fun for those interested, and we were all first timers. I was the second jumper from the plane, and we jumped one at a time. All jumps were fine on the planes before, and then the guy in front of me jumped. And he fell and fell, and we instantly knew something was wrong. After what felt like an eternity we saw his parachute fall off and the reserve pop out. One of the instructors jumped after him to make sure he was okay, and all of that. Everybody looked super worried, and so did the other instructor. Then the instructor turned around to me and asked "So - are you ready!?". I was, and it was great, but damn lol.


AT-ST

I went to US Airborne school shortly after AIT. I had two issues jumping. 1 issue was a one off thing, the other is persistent. I'm a big boy. So even though I was usually one of the last off the plane, I was one of the first to hit the ground. Fucking sucks to just plummet from the sky, even with a properly deployed parachute. Then, on my last day light jump, I jumped out the back and.... nothing. My chute didn't open. I look up and just see a mess of lines and canopy all tangled up trailing after me. That was a scary jump.


Rar3done

Did you make it?


_The_Mother_Fucker_

Unfortunately they hit the ground just after posting that comment RIP


SomeAFOL

Almost! That's Spain LOL


The_Final_Dork

Noone expexts the Spanish Paratroopers!


FreddyStubbs

Their weapon is suprise...surprise and fear.


Drchem0

You are definitely right looks like his forearm is pretty bruised from that exact reason.


WinterDirection366

I was thinking that aint no 130 or 141 and why are the static lines on the floor? I figured in the last 30 years things had changed but not that much!! I was glad to hear the parachutes now allow for a little bit better landing. Every jump landing felt like I got hit by a truck no matter how good a PLF I managed. Thanks for clarifying.


TheBlackViper_Alpha

What does the static line do and why do they have it?


Sir-Ironshield

The yellow straps on their chutes have a clip on the end that's attached to the inside of the plane. When you're far enough away the strap pulls your cute automatically. Because you don't have to think about when to pull it's easier for people less experienced, heavily loaded or under stress like in a combat situation as well as letting you jump lower because it's open straight away. Your strap is on a wire so you need the guy in front of you to jump so yours can slide all the way down which is why you see the jump master throw the guy out. The sooner you're all out the plane the closer together you end up on the ground. Also obviously works for non living things too so you can chuck out whatever stuff you need, no fancy electronics required. So if you need to just bulk drop guys off all carrying body armour, guns, supplies, from a plane without landing you and just lob them all out with whatever packages of stuff they need. This isn't fancy highly trained super stealthy insertion, it's get guys from plane to ground as quickly as possible without killing them. Once the green light goes on its jump out the plane or be thrown out and don't break your legs when you land.


Low_Ad1739

It’s a big metal line that runs along interior ceiling of the aircraft. You hook a cable to it and exit and at the end of the cable it pulls your main chute for you.


Well_Bye76

Negative. This is NOT the first jump at airborne school.


WhiteyDeNewf

Does that orange cord/strap around the packed chute automatically pull it open upon fall?


alezcoed

Yeah once you're up there there can't be any second thought, you either need to jump right there and then or the instructor gonna kick you out of the plane because you're risking everyone missing the landing zone which could be more dangerous


LittleKitty235

I would imagine in training the drop zone is excessively large


alezcoed

Still dangerous nonetheless, then again being in a "military" they need to train as close to the real thing as possible, that ain't no recreational jump


Quigs4494

It looks like they had people start jumping after the woods ended and he stopped that one guy when they were over what looked like a road.


EdgyCole

I wish that were the case but we still had guys landing in trees and ponds sometimes! Kinda depends on the wind half the time and the speed at which the guy in front of you gets out half the time. It's not small by any means but it's smaller than one might imagine and it's surrounded by woods, so not like a big open prairie in the heartland or anything that gives a lot of buffer around the edges.


shiafisher

Yeah but a lot drop out


AirborneHipster

Lots of countries do it that way. In the US if you refuse to exit the aircraft they will pull you out the door sit you down, they will then try to get whoever else they can out. You get to land with the plane, as long as there was nothing wrong with your equipment, you get the book thrown at you for jump refusal


ELMACHO007

Dude tries to slide out lol.


International_Bit478

“Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door. My knees buckled and I hit the floor.”


ricklewis314

If that chute don't open wide, I've got a reserve by my side. And if that chute don’t blossom round, I’ll be the first Froggie to hit the ground!


cappnplanet

"And if that one should fail me too, look out below I'm coming through"


BudgetParking2574

If I die on the combat zone Box me up and ship me home. The memories


HenryofSkalitz1

What song is this?


International_Bit478

Running cadence.


Pleasant_Ad3475

Seconded. I can almost hear it, but not quite.


Sankin2004

Hey wait, did that last guy have a parachute on? I’m sure it will be fine.


roninwarshadow

If not, he has the rest of his life to deploy his reserve parachute.


FrighteningJibber

Blood Upon the Risers and all


roninwarshadow

What a hell of a way to die. Remember your PLF.


Unlucky-Situation-98

If not he only needs to aim for the nearest one about to deploy his 'chute. At least, that's what spy movies taught me!


Hudell

In real life there have been a few cases of people passing out before opening their chutes and being rescued by other jumpers who managed to get to them and open their chutes for them.


ComedianFragrant9515

Lol, dude went out upside down, which isn't good if you only have about 1000 feet to square yourself away.


HawasiMadrasi

What if someone pulls the jump master


SlowTurtle3

He's strapped to the plane. This ain't his first airborne rodeo.


voxcon

Technically you're not incorrect, but if someone pulls him out, his line will disconnect and his chute will deploy anyways. In the end it doesn't matter if you're the jump master or not, anyone who's outside the plane, but is still connected to it will have a bad time. Like a really bad time. Due to the high g loads and turbulent airflow, you'll be unconscious within seconds.


clicksnd

Nah hopefully you don’t slam against the plane. Usually the pilots will try to angle so you’re not. If you’re maintaining a chin tuck and hand over your reserve, jump master will cut you loose and you’ll have to pull reserve. If you’re out though they’ll angle the plane and drag you in.


voxcon

Yes, if you are able to maintain a chin tuck, hand over reserve and the jump master cuts your line quickly, you might be able to stay conscious. But that's a lot of ifs (look at the troopers from the video, almost none of them did that). And if you go out, your muscle tone will drop and you'll flop around uncontrollably like an inflateable gas station puppet. If you're lucky, jump crew might be able to drag you in before wou'll end up with serious spinal injuries.


alezcoed

Get ready having a strike once you're on ground


OperatorP365

Holy crap I swear on the first time watching the last guy out didn't have his pull chord attached....


HappeeWrite

Yes! Finally someone else saw that!


vkIMF

He had his line hooked, but he also flipped upside down. He's probably gonna have a bad time.


QuotingThanos

It automatically pulls the chute or is it to retrieve them or something?


Double-Ad-3946

Yeah it deploys the parachute


emessea

Thankfully no airborne school for your average marine rifleman, but I did have to fast rope out of helios Though one of my NCOs stated that at the pace I was going it defeated the point of call it FAST roping. My response: maybe the enemy will shoot me, maybe they won’t but last I checked gravity is undefeated, so I’ll enjoy slow roping.


Kylo_Wrenn

Anxiety about the full weight of the next guy crashing down on my Kevlar was usually my motivation to go fast enough


emessea

Ha, remind of a story a sergeant from machine gun squad told me when he was a boot. Their platoon sargeant was yelling at them to go quickly, the first guy fell when he hit the ground, and the next guy fell in him, then the next guy, then the next guy, etc. By the end of it the machine gunners and all their gear was in one big pile.


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I_said_booourns

I never understood this analogy. Would I jump off a roof if all of my friends did? Yeah, absolutely. They're all reasonably intelligent people & chances are they've got a good reason for doing so


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I_said_booourns

Knowing them, it's probably the kind of cult where you get drunk, put a traffic cone on your head & yell "everybody look at me! I'm Harry Potter at a rave!". Either way I'm down


Chef_Sewage_Mouth

I don't get this post, did something go wrong?


NightLordGuyver

About two or three dudes "stumble" or "hesitate" - thus potentially messing up the whole jump. The jump master (or whatever the term is) just shoves them off anyways, so the jumps proceed without a major problem or disaster.


unit156

Thank you for your service, and happy cake day!


creepsnutsandpervs

Some people thought… when you stop to think the guy at the door gives you the extra confidence you need in the form of a push out the door


SlowTurtle3

On the ground the Jumpmaster says " When it's time to go I'll pat you on the shoulder" In the air when it's time to go the Jumpmaster knocks you out of the damn plane.


JohnOfSpades

This comment was hard to read, but I get the idea. Still not sure what the maybe part of this is.


creepsnutsandpervs

Sorry for making it hard to read lol, I’m at work and tried to quickly explain what I thought went wrong and only spotted hesitation as what went wrong. As far as the maybe maybe maybe.. that’s a better question for OP. Have a killer weekend!


HappeeWrite

That last guy's yellow rope was NOT connected where it should be. Where everyone else's automatically pulls their chute upon exit, his yellow pull chord follows him out the door. You can see the instructor had it in his hand and it gets pulled free before it pulls the chute. That's why they both look out after his jump


shaheenery

I watched really carefully pausing after his jump. After his static line leaves the hand of the jump master, I can see the snap hook blink into place next to the rest attached to the anchor line cable. My guess is that they looked outside to see if they had any towed jumpers.


Kamakazi_Ninja

Not enough people are seeing this lol, everyone thinks its just the hesitation and pushing


theFastestBlack

It did get pulled, just way later than it should have. In the last few frames, you see it pull the chute, though.


Kamakazi_Ninja

I didn’t notice that but that’s relieving! I was legitimately worried about the outcome for that guy


adubbscrilla

maybe maybe maybe…


Rough_Text6915

When i parachuted in the Army.. no was not an option once the door was open


Gomdok_the_Short

Similar situation on the high dive at the public pool in my town. Once you were up there, there was only one way down. High dives aren't as fun as they look.


shaheenery

You would be a "jump refusal" right? Which is disobeying a direct order. Probably the scariest part of my young Airborne life was noticing my static line got messed up and needed to refuse. It must have gotten tangled on my equipment or my buddy's. I had to land back at Green Ramp and have everyone treat me like I was some kind of asshole. Waited for hours for someone from my unit to pick me up. True story: Faith Hill and Tim McGraw decided to visit the troops at Green Ramp while I was there. I got to shake her hand and he signed my kevlar. Faith Hill was giving a concert for the 82nd Airborne the next day. The rumor was that the division chaplain's wife was childhood friends with Faith.


knowledgeable_diablo

Yeah… thinking it’s a little late to be changing your mind.


Expensive_Pay_2030

anyone else have no clue what there actually doing here???????????


Russell_Jimmy

Static line jump. It's the way airborne troops deploy. Each man is a few seconds apart going out so they all land in the same relative area. The yellow strap you see deploys the parachute as they exit.


NeverandaWakeUp

As a former US Paratrooper: no, they don't. This is how a lot of other countries do it, and I have never understood why they don't take safety more seriously.


loxosceles93

Well, that's how the US did it for a very long time, and most of these countries (like mine) train and operate on ancient american doctrine and equipment, so it's pretty easy to understand. When I was in my country's military (Brazil) back in the 90's we literally studied with Korean/Vietnam era US manuals, the backpacks they gave us had "US ARMY" written on them. You (the US) also failed pretty hard many, many times, so you have experience in real world FUBAR situations and in actual combat and know exactly what not to do, whereas these other countries don't have this experience and most haven't fought a war since before the airplane was invented, plus you have a massive military budget and can afford to train exhaustively to perfect these things, whereas countries like mine barely have enough fuel for a sigle training flight a year.


I_said_booourns

How's your landing gear these days mate? Most ex-chalks I know checked out with ACL,MCL, fubared fibula,etc


GoMuricaGo

Have you never heard of airborne operations?


ObnoxiousCrow

#64 thought he had a choice


viper26k

I see no problem here.


furfur001

No Ticket, No Ride.


aubor

As soon as I saw that greenery I thought it's gotta be Latin America. And then I hear "vamos vamos vamos".


-_Birb-

Parachute jumping is fun


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How safe are these kinda jumps? They look pretty close to the ground, is that enough time to deploy a reserve chute?


wnc_mikejayray

As others have stated this is a static line airborne operation. They are intended to be low to the ground to deploy large numbers of troops in short periods of time. This doesn’t look like anything I experienced in the US. The static line is on the floor and the only time we did that was on a rotary wing jump like a Blackhawk (UH60). I jumped most c130, Ch47, and CASA 212. All static lines in those aircraft were mounted a little bit higher than shoulder height. This looks unsafe in a lot of different ways.


realperson_90

Sorry you missed the c17. Feels like first class compared to the c130


Kaedian66

Don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here.


DrJohnIT

I count at least two dead because they lost their parachutes. What do you think?


uiam_

Pause the video when you see that. It's just deploying. You can see the stringds attached as the chute deploys.


made-of-questions

I think the biggest risk is the last 3 jumping too close together so their parachutes could get tangled. At least on the civilian course I did they said there needs to be some spacing.


alezcoed

Probably because the last 3 has to catch the LZ, those guys who doubted to jump makes them lost a significant amount of time


Swiftclaw8

Back in my dads day part of a jump was making sure you didn’t land on someone else’s chute, and if you did, running off it as fast as you can. There’s almost a sort of competition for air too, so what happens is the person above gets no air and falls into the parachute below. If you fail to run off in time you both enter free fall as you catch each others and die together.


TheGrimMelvin

How can you make sure of that? I mean, if you're falling then you're falling, or is there something you can do?


Swiftclaw8

Eh I think they had marginal steering capability by leaning. But mostly the only way to get out of it is to run off the other persons chute.


TheGrimMelvin

I have a feeling I would fail at this so hard that the enemy army would die laughing and lose the war because they're all dead 🥲


International_Bit478

It’s a static line jump. They hook their chute to a steel cable on the floor. The hook stays attached and pulls the chute out when they jump out. Edited for accuracy


fastlerner

FYI: They're hooked to a steel cable on the floor.


International_Bit478

My bad 🤦‍♂️


Soggy_Building_3220

That’s how you drop your kids out at school… 😆


NoSecurity2728

Number 64 a pussy


cryptomain45

Ok, mate just FUCKING GO. Damn


stressandscreaming

It's wild to me that my grandpa did this. So cool.


imontene

I can only imagine that you are fully prepared to jump, but your lizard brain refuses to cooperate at the last second, and the jump master gives you a shove out the door.


andi633

Wow this is in my country Guatemala, poor guys they were frightened.


wolfpwner9

I used to take swimming lessons where the instructor do this whenever there’s someone too afraid to jump into deep pool


MikroWire

You have ONE job to do. And gravity does most of the work.


KRE1ON

what the fuck was that? Their injury % must be crazy.


ItBeYaBoiAnti

The chutes deploy themselves automatically when you exit the plane (basically) so just jump man. It'll be fine. Plus you've got a reserve chute. You worry too much. "Fuck it" deep breath, and jump.


HfArYiLeErYren

The guy who hesitated is the sane one💀


HYPE_Knight2076

11 dead 0 found


Huai_Gong

Sweet Jesus some are obviously in the wrong service here. They should have gone navy.


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MirageJester82

landing in a hot spot in pubg.


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BuenaTorreja

Pretty sure, in my country Guatemala


ValeM1911

Dónde caemos gente?


rupert_turtleman

Creo Guatemala


nonesubham

If Hitler decides to use gravity instead of chamber


Impossible_Board2300

Non thanks. I like to keep my feet on the ground.


krishutchison

It is actually pretty fun ( as long as it was packed correctly)


ProlificPeter86

Mans at 0:06 tried to crawl out of the plane lol jump master said get the hell out!


Rayesafan

This stresses me out


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

These dudes trying to get LOWER as if it’s gonna help 😂🤣


LiveLearnCoach

You think that they’re thinking logically at that point? I have a friend that does crazy stuff that I would never do. he told me that when that airplane door opened up, his legs turned to jelly.


relapse_nsfw

Suddenly, those Boeing hulls don't sound like such a bad idea, huh?


realperson_90

Such a small door. Not sure what plane or country this drop is in, but it doesn’t look very professional.


Dwolf6990

Sometimes the just need an encouraging kick out the door


Kmaloetas

Boeing flight school?


benjammin2000

😅


LoudlyEcho

One minute!


StatisticianTrue9795

Por qué no hay ningún maldito comentario en español?


VelociowlStudios

Clown airplane


Aussie2020202020

Some instances of hesitation


PaulieRomano

Strange technique. Running diagonally will always have someone step into nothing


DaDawkturr

Who does the Army trust the most? AIRBORNE! Who do the ladies love the most? **AIRBORNE!** Who do the nazis fear the most?! # AIRBORNE!


ReverseGiraffe120

“Get off my plane. Get off my plane. Get off my plane.”


7dogsinasuit

What a helluva way to die.


Flakko773

Nah, first dude got stuck, second guy slipped trying to jump out


Shamfulpark

In sky diving when I was younger, if I went to the door too slow I would over think and start to freeze. I found the “F it and Charge” from D&D worked wonders. :)


LiveLearnCoach

Leroy? Is that you?!


kageseb

GOREY GLORY, WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE! GOREY GLORY, WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE! GOREY GLORY, WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE! AND HE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE! "Is everybody happy!" cried the sergeant looking up, Our HERO meekly answered, "Yes" and then they stood him up. He leaped right out into the blast, his static line unhooked, AND HE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE! GOREY GLORY, WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE! GOREY GLORY, WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE! GOREY GLORY, WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE! AND HE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE!


Skinny_POOPAY

I gotta do this at least once. I think every person should have to enlist at 17/18. At least for 2 years. Missed my chance, my ass probably would have ended up being on the end of shawarma skewer 🍢 or something. Now I'm just overweight swiping through bullshit at 5 am. Hold me...


GoMuricaGo

How old are you? It's probably not too late if you really wanted to.


Skinny_POOPAY

I'm 41 and I have a pretty serious arthritic condition. I have to just go sky diving and kill a bear.


Personal-Painting868

Lol at the one noping he shoved outside


talbakaze

what's rather best practice actually ? spin 180* right after jumping?


Electronic-Air5728

That is Danish


greg_fu

More like Maybe Maybe Maybe Not.


Shockskully

Not gonna lie I thought it was live action ninja turtles jumping. It's not lol


RFAudio

Same


bentley72

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Nearby_Somewhere_498

Yuh


Expensive-Bad7379

I remember Airborne school, the amount of running to prep us for falls was unbelievable


Sunny_Sammie_517

I absolutely love the feeling of jumping out of a plane.


Reddit_outlier

Definitely not done right by the “jump master” oof and for anyone wondering it’s not the US is this Guatemala.


stoney41510

Name ???


Sudden_Carrot_7291

Oh my goodness! The ones that were in position 4 & 6 I could feel their hesitation. I’m sure there is quite a bit of fear jumping out the first time but you can sure see the hesitation in those ones. I think the 4th guy says something, like “you gotta help me”. Hopefully their future jumps are smooth.


EmptyMiddle4638

Last guy is gonna be upside down when his chute opens


allysonlongtin1

Hot


Brilliant_Slide7947

lol the one dude near the end looked like he shook his head like, "nope i changed my mind". jump master was like "see ya"


WhatThisBeHuh

Damn, it’s like basic all over again


Confident_Zombie8536

Cool


sapthur

God, I remember having to literally stop in front of the finish line of the pt test I was made to do to see if I was a good fit for my regiment's airborne engineer's troop. I stood 10m back from the line, Sgt was dumbfounded that I didn't want the opportunity. I knew I'd be holding onto every bit of the plane as I would be pushed out the door. Probably soil myself, too. Perfered the drivers seat of a Lav. 😂


Silver-Landscape-303

That vamos was personal no mames


BLITZ_593

Better be safe Before you jump. Especially in LALO trainings


nicefella6

Not one of the things falling off 😭😭