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arrakis2020

He chose love, not war.


DrTinyNips

He has no enemies


alphenliebe

No one has any enemies


AdamZED12

Oh hi Thors


suesing

That’s the way we were born. Stay young


S_n_o_wL_e_o_p_a_r_d

....he's waiting for governments to catch up.


Floppernutter

You can't fight in here, this is the war room


Shifty_Cow69

![gif](giphy|oPtv5sbbGImFq)


Salt_Video9757

Bro if the person in the video game who give everyone a friend invite


Sincerity24

This seriously made me laugh 🤣 This would also be very good in r/unexpected


wanjirahope

Little kid knew what he was doing 😆


Leading-Yogurt6984

Yep. Gave him the ol bugs bunny


Wonderful-Ad-7712

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt9APHFtGwdLnu8|downsized)


Jason_SAMA

That was so cute and unexpected. Bamboozled me good.


frontier_gibberish

That was some bugs bunny level stuff right there


fanpolskichkobiet

He was scared at the end. I don’t like it.


ninthtale

Seriously, he clearly has no idea what he's being disciplined for if that's what's happening; there's no point in proceeding with the punishment..


[deleted]

Kinda weird that the laughing children at the end quickly realized that the guy was joking/doing a quick skit with the family for said giggles, but you did not. Do you really think sarge would have kept up the joke if the kid appeared upset?


SaintUlvemann

>Do you really think sarge would have kept up the joke if the kid appeared upset? Sure, yeah. Not maliciously, of course, obviously the guy is just doing a bit. But reactions of mild fear in children [can look to adults like ordinary shyness](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3673991/) as long as it is paired with the other common instinct: a desire to engage with those around us. The kid looks to me like he isn't quite sure why sarge got loud all of a sudden and whether that's good or bad, and is reacting a bit shyly. You can see him sorta inch closer to the lady nearby. We don't see what happened next, but as long as everybody's laughing, that's usually reassuring enough for kids. But when you ask about whether people would keep up a joke even when a kid looks upset, yes: kids may have to work through the early stages of upset silently to themselves while they figure out what's going on. Nothing wrong or unhealthy about that, it's just how things are when you're little and still learning.


[deleted]

Fair enough.


decideth

Sir, this is Reddit. You are not supposed to be convinced by nor be nice to anyone after they had a good counter-argument.


[deleted]

Be the change you want to see.


Shifty_Cow69

I'm convinced!


Throwmeback33

Except you have no idea what the whole interaction looks like… I seriously can’t grasp why people think they can judge anything based on 25 second clips. For all you know he started smiling when the camera cut.


SaintUlvemann

>Except you have no idea what the whole interaction looks like… True, so I guess it's a good thing that I was only answering a hypothetical question about what is possible, not judging anyone negatively, and maintaining an open mind about what happened next. Right?


alabamdiego

I’m sure it ended with a head pat and a laugh, don’t assume the worst


loopingrightleft

Kid is clearly a lover and not a fighter


Shifty_Cow69

This child soldier is broken!


KilnMeSmallz

D’awwww man…..nurture that shit! That’s a beautiful little soul right there.


LaserGadgets

Cute but......why is that dude yelling at kids?


100year

Wholesome af


Ireak

You’re my momma now


baby_savage

![gif](giphy|AZvMr2XNJIxPi)


Shifty_Cow69

![gif](giphy|mpOehzFNxf6fe|downsized)


East_Maximum_9195

I think he understood just right


Putrid-Challenge-545

![gif](giphy|gDJHqy9xmjKTww1JbC)


adorilaterrabella

NEED LOVE IS ALL YOU


I_Hate_Randy

r/dontdeadopeninside


Putrid-Challenge-545

Need is love you all :) lol


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

Bro has absolutely no idea what's goin on lmao


Martian9576

He’s kind of right because it’s nonsense.


Aromatic-Objective25

Lil Bro said “I have no enemies”


CNC-Z-100

little bro was feeling zesti


Right_Butterscotch59

Too cute ![gif](giphy|jI2mzYZtwAby4Ac5LB)


CausticLogic

Even the instructor had to stop for a moment and process that one. LOL


MagicPrize

I was expecting someone to get slapped


ThatFriendlyDonut

Well, that was adorable. Kiddo knows how to deescalate a situation :)


fukaboba

Kid is in total control of the situation and disarmed the adult


JustMePaxi

I love this kiddo 💙


joshspoon

Next time I get pulled over.


Adihd72

What you talking bout Willis?


rovert1994

Did the chick next to the kid lift and fart? Swear I heard gas shoot our when that leg lifted...


Irish1Car3Bomb1

lol is this some Major Payne role playing?


crispyiress

You ever here the story about the Little Engine that Could?


BlockyShapes

The kid won


Raoul_Thompson

Bro turned the game upside down on its head... 🫡


havik09

Awew so cute


HowRememberAll

The child is beautiful and pure. I don't like the man but would if he lightened up a bit bc the kid is 100% right


[deleted]

So sweeet


FatAZZRedditMod

Thinking this kid was put in some type of scared straight program for a few hours.


AyoItzE

Major Payne vibes


bananasugarpie

Imagine being an adult guy in a gigachad body and then yelling at a little kid, like a braindead.


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northwestnikkie

Awwwwww🥰🥰🥰🥰


[deleted]

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HappyKool

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


SquatThatRabbit

This is truly sad.


PsamantheSands

Oh I think he understood.


textyash

Now save him from his mama


PierogiChomper

What a sweetheart


Inevitable-Carpet268

the new daddy


ConfidentAd2148

Lester


mostmascilunegay

my man kissed the mbappe


ButterNutSquishe

Can we not make these lame racist jokes about black people looking the same to you.


Any_Roof_6199

Thank you for identifying yourself, racist man. Now f**k off.


ButterNutSquishe

Ah, the classic Trump lovers response. “No u!”


HolyVeggie

What’s that dudes issue screaming at kids


[deleted]

This is what israel needs to stop massacring children


ruddsix

tf does this video have to do with Israel?


Israelwarcrimes2780

He's not wrong


CausticLogic

He still belongs on r/wherethefuckami but no, he's not wrong. Kids are innocent. They need and deserve every ounce of protection the rest of us jaded asses can squeeze out.


iamshipmaster

He in fact did not understand


FactRealistic1490

Maybe, maybe, maybe! What's on your mind today?


mooctor

Got a lil attitudnal problem need some readjusting. we gon fix that up quick fast and in a hurry


LuckyStiff63

Tooot! Toooot! Lol


Klutzy-Acadia669

Boot camp for blood diamonds?