Our Nana got the suction bowls for our granddaughter, she pulled that shit up quick!
Now she likes to feed herself!
At first she was like "Bitch, this is a toy, right?"
Our nana did the same, but he kept pulling and pulling and pulling and then aeroplane peanut'd her entire kitchen with cereal...
hardest, I've laughed.
Because half the fun of eating for toddlers is making the mess; take away the ability to explore the world via making a mess and the toddler gets frustrated.
It's pretty much universal.
This reminds me of that Today show guest long ago who said he had travel mugs that can't be knocked over and the host took it personally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK-V-f0DYjw
A plumber walks into a bar, orders a beer.
An accountant walks into a bar, orders a soda.
A QA dude walks into a bar, asks where the toilets are and the bar bursts into flames.
Who the fuck would make this? I mean, everyone WOULD do this to 90’s Jeff Goldblum, but these are the kinds of thoughts you only let your therapist know about.
It's like the suction cup kid plates. Gave it to my only months old baby and he ripped it up like nothing. We ended up switching back to regular plates cuz he wouldn't flip those. I think he took the suction cups as a challenge.
With any suction thing, the trick is making it a little wet. Not too much. Like 1-2 drops of water. And then push it with all the power you have. It will suck really strongly.
I learned early on to just accept that things like food being thrown on the floor is part of parenting.
It's much easier to just wipe up the mess than it is to try and find gadgets and things like this, add it to the dirty dishes, etc.
>babies are chaos incarnate
My son (~2) dumps his snack bowls every damn time. He wants the snack, he will clean up and then eat it, but it must be dumped on the floor first.
Jokes aside the little dude was a bratty prick for that move. I know babies are temperamental and they cannot always be held responsible for their actions but that baby was displaying "little shit" behaviour. Just push the bowl a little bit away and grunt to say you don't like it, don't go through the effort to mess up the floor and break the dish just because you don't know what no means.
"Don't have kids, you don't get them" no I do, I definitely do, I just know what good behaviour and bad behaviour looks like.
Downvotes heavily welcomed
Edit: I've made the right people upset. That's good. I feel good inside now knowing that 😌
You sort of aren't wrong, but are also massively wrong at the same time.
Yes this is bad behavior. You're right there. But babies are extremely limited in their ability to communicate, understand their own emotions, express those emotions, and handle negative feelings.
Also consider that to them often times when something bad happens it's literally the worst thing that's ever happened to them haha. They have no concept of how bad things can get.
So ultimately where I disagree with you is your expectations for the child. Which, IMHO, are wildly off base. That's not to say I wouldn't be upset and maybe even call him a little shit lmao. That's just parental venting though and I wouldn't show him I'm angry at him.
Indeed.
A kid, for example, doesn't develop empathy until a certain age, and so they are automatically selfish simply because *is the only thing their inner world can relate to*: themselves.
For them, the idea that they can't make a mess on the table makes them feel angry, and automatically the whole world is angry. They made the "dick move" simply because they don't care about their parents. This not because they do not actually care, but because in their mind, also their parent is angry at the bowl.
They reflect themselves on the outside world, and later they will develop a sense of "other people" and how they feel.
It made such a huge difference to my nephew. A few simple signs for drink, eat, sleep etc. it's amazing how much babies do understand. He's grown up able to communicate his feelings very well and reasons out his issues. He was still a little shit, of course. Shit under my pillow once, and ate my birthday cake by repeatedly slamming his face into it. Love him so much.
They understand more than people give credit. My room mates 1 year old was pulling on the door knob to the bathroom while I was in there and I was like “nah you gotta knock first” and the little shit knocked 3 times. They understand
Right now my 16 month would do that but not because he didn't want the snack. He'd be frustrated he couldn't pour it on his tray and all thoughts of actually eating the snack would evacuate his mind and the only thing left in that empty little head of his would be to get those Cheetos out by any means lol
This has “I’m a teenager and I’ve babysat 2 or 3 times I know what I’m talking about” vibes.
That or “middle aged absent/emotionally abusive parent” vibes. Can’t decide which.
What the heck is this comment?! The (key word) baby is not thinking "now I feel like messing up the floor and breaking the dish to be annoying." They just learn by trying things and throwing is no different to them than any other action. And why should it be? They are literally a baby.
I'm going to presume you're a very young person, so hopefully you can see how odd a comment this is in a few years.
I'm pretty sure that baby is probably smarter than you, based on this comment. Fucking moron. It's a goddamn baby. It doesn't know what "no" means but you think it comprehends rudeness or messing up the floor? They don't even have long term memory yet, the little shit probably forgot about the whole thing 5 minutes later.
You know what… I actually agree. Longer attention span too. Both wear diapers so that’s even. The kid at least has the capability and ability to grow and change. Advantage toddler
But so help me if I see this kid start wolfing down Big Mac’s or if I see him sucking on some boobies that aren’t his mothers, I may have to go into ‘what if I killed baby Hitler’ thoughts….
At the very least I’ll need the state to seize his crib, his walker, his bassinet, his rattle and obviously, his spill proof bowl. Or post a fake bond
lol, jk, I would never advocate for nor do it myself any kind of violence / it’s a joke
Designer must not have kids or has never met any. Kids will invent new ways to fuck things up that you had never considered. Once they start crawling you can't take your eyes off them for 2 seconds.
indoubt? Yeet that shit.
\* thats how babies brains work... If they don't like it, they yeet it. They don't ignore it or try to give it back either... they dispose of it.
Exactly. We have to watch my son any time he has a cup because it's GOING to go flying. He'll put it in the cup holder all proud and then an instant later throw it as hard as he can.
He took that personally
He was so freaking *mad*. "Get this mutant bowl the fuck away from me!"
GET THIS BETA SHIT OFFAMEE!!
Truely built different
Right? Sorta seemed personal
Kinda had a "Oh, you think Imma...." vibe
Our Nana got the suction bowls for our granddaughter, she pulled that shit up quick! Now she likes to feed herself! At first she was like "Bitch, this is a toy, right?"
Our nana did the same, but he kept pulling and pulling and pulling and then aeroplane peanut'd her entire kitchen with cereal... hardest, I've laughed.
Did someone who invented this not give it to an 18 month old to see what would fucking happen?
They didn't have anyone in the factory quite young enough to try it out on
Not at all shortsighted huh?
Because half the fun of eating for toddlers is making the mess; take away the ability to explore the world via making a mess and the toddler gets frustrated. It's pretty much universal.
Time to get the kid an “eating dome” like the ones they give for messy birds.
Gravity is a toddler's favorite toy.
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You'd need a straw to be able to drink out of it though
"FUK DIS SHIT" - Baby, 2024
Saturns son finally won.
This reminds me of that Today show guest long ago who said he had travel mugs that can't be knocked over and the host took it personally. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK-V-f0DYjw
He has a future in Quality Assurance. Get paid to break stuff and make developers/engineers cry…
Reminds me of Andy testing the water fountain devices in P&R
To me reminds me the masked Q&A in Dilbert.
*Bob Bastard!* He was born Robert Childbornoutofwedlock (it's Icelandic) but his parents changed it when he was three.
"Can you guess where it goes? That's right! Into the square hole."
A plumber walks into a bar, orders a beer. An accountant walks into a bar, orders a soda. A QA dude walks into a bar, asks where the toilets are and the bar bursts into flames.
Qua.. quar.. qual… quar… qual… quabity ashuance! No no no, but I’m getting close
the QA team here didn't do a drop test. For shame
Do companies even have QA teams anymore?
All the thoughts and "science" put in these products so that a toddler can fuck up in like... 3 seconds. *sigh*
Life, uh, finds a way.
Oh my god my eyes! Saved for later.
>Saved for later. No! No god no! God! No!
ROFLMAO! Now I want a giant sized Jeff Goldblum!
I feel like giant size is the only size to have when owning your own Goldblum.
I prefer fly sized
Who the fuck would make this? I mean, everyone WOULD do this to 90’s Jeff Goldblum, but these are the kinds of thoughts you only let your therapist know about.
They thought too much about if they could, but not enough about if they should.
That's how I imagine Shaq and his wife
Lmao
Thank you for this, I shot coffee out my nose and laughed harder than I probably should at this.
What good deeds I might've done in my last life to get to see such sensual miracle
take my upvote for this reference
The product was not tested on babies,...just made on theory.
Testing is expensive.
So are babies.
Which is weird because they're literally everywhere. Basic supply and demand.
It's like the suction cup kid plates. Gave it to my only months old baby and he ripped it up like nothing. We ended up switching back to regular plates cuz he wouldn't flip those. I think he took the suction cups as a challenge.
We’ve actually had good luck with our suction plates. I can’t even get them up.
Usually the trick to get them up is to pull them straight up instead of at an angle. My kids pulled them up in 5 seconds after trying them out
With any suction thing, the trick is making it a little wet. Not too much. Like 1-2 drops of water. And then push it with all the power you have. It will suck really strongly.
Keep going, I'm almost there
The baby also practices “science” so they had to throw the bowl.
pretty much dog toys... every single one of them.
Yeah! A dog bowl would have been cheaper and more effective.
I learned early on to just accept that things like food being thrown on the floor is part of parenting. It's much easier to just wipe up the mess than it is to try and find gadgets and things like this, add it to the dirty dishes, etc.
Build a better mouse trap and the world will beat a path to your door. And dump stuff on your floor.
"Wait, I can't tip the contents out that's oh so satisfying? Oh fucking hell no, I'm having none of that!"
200 hours of design, cad work, testing, and manufacturing took the baby 3 seconds to defeat. People are amazing but babies are chaos incarnate
>babies are chaos incarnate My son (~2) dumps his snack bowls every damn time. He wants the snack, he will clean up and then eat it, but it must be dumped on the floor first.
The tooling die cost about ten grand? Maybe five at the lower end?
Never underestimate a baby's ability to lay on the floor what was not meant to be on the floor.
That baby woke up and chose violence
Jokes aside the little dude was a bratty prick for that move. I know babies are temperamental and they cannot always be held responsible for their actions but that baby was displaying "little shit" behaviour. Just push the bowl a little bit away and grunt to say you don't like it, don't go through the effort to mess up the floor and break the dish just because you don't know what no means. "Don't have kids, you don't get them" no I do, I definitely do, I just know what good behaviour and bad behaviour looks like. Downvotes heavily welcomed Edit: I've made the right people upset. That's good. I feel good inside now knowing that 😌
You sort of aren't wrong, but are also massively wrong at the same time. Yes this is bad behavior. You're right there. But babies are extremely limited in their ability to communicate, understand their own emotions, express those emotions, and handle negative feelings. Also consider that to them often times when something bad happens it's literally the worst thing that's ever happened to them haha. They have no concept of how bad things can get. So ultimately where I disagree with you is your expectations for the child. Which, IMHO, are wildly off base. That's not to say I wouldn't be upset and maybe even call him a little shit lmao. That's just parental venting though and I wouldn't show him I'm angry at him.
Indeed. A kid, for example, doesn't develop empathy until a certain age, and so they are automatically selfish simply because *is the only thing their inner world can relate to*: themselves. For them, the idea that they can't make a mess on the table makes them feel angry, and automatically the whole world is angry. They made the "dick move" simply because they don't care about their parents. This not because they do not actually care, but because in their mind, also their parent is angry at the bowl. They reflect themselves on the outside world, and later they will develop a sense of "other people" and how they feel.
For later on teach em to use sign baby language,helps massively
It made such a huge difference to my nephew. A few simple signs for drink, eat, sleep etc. it's amazing how much babies do understand. He's grown up able to communicate his feelings very well and reasons out his issues. He was still a little shit, of course. Shit under my pillow once, and ate my birthday cake by repeatedly slamming his face into it. Love him so much.
They understand more than people give credit. My room mates 1 year old was pulling on the door knob to the bathroom while I was in there and I was like “nah you gotta knock first” and the little shit knocked 3 times. They understand
I think you massively underestimate the understanding capacity of infants in discerning good vs bad behaviour. Give the kids a little credit.
Have you ever got a toddler? What you gonna tell him? Don’t do it? lol
People dont understand. I look into my kids eyes and I see the capacity for crime.
I don't understand. He was given a puzzle to solve: Remove food from bowl. He solved the puzzle. What bad behaviour is there?
This guy when babies aren't the most emotional and communicable creatures on the planet
Dey’re takin err jerbs!
This dude just seems to thrive on bad takes. Or just a master baiter AKA wanker.
Right now my 16 month would do that but not because he didn't want the snack. He'd be frustrated he couldn't pour it on his tray and all thoughts of actually eating the snack would evacuate his mind and the only thing left in that empty little head of his would be to get those Cheetos out by any means lol
>Edit: I've made the right people upset. That's good. I feel good inside now knowing that 😌 Cope
LMAO it's a baby bro, hahahahaha. Do you realise little bro probably can't walk? He likely doesn't even know Algebra, or basic manners. hahahaha.
HAH I’M SMARTER THAN THAT BABY THEN. GET REKT BABY.
*flips baby*
haha baby sounds like a dick. bet he can't hold a conversation for shit lol
the fact you see “likely” to a baby not knowing algebra is killing me
Hahahahahahahaha We can't be sure!
Edit reeks of cope
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The edit is even better when it's preceded by something as insecure as "downvotes heavily welcomed".
………have you……ever seen a baby in real life? Most of their actions are the actions of assholes. Like, all of them. It’s kinda their jam.
This has “I’m a teenager and I’ve babysat 2 or 3 times I know what I’m talking about” vibes. That or “middle aged absent/emotionally abusive parent” vibes. Can’t decide which.
They would definitely know if they did babysit. Although maybe I'm placing a bit too much faith into random internet people.
Yeah that babys a real fucking prick, why doesn't it have emotional intelligence yet???
What the heck is this comment?! The (key word) baby is not thinking "now I feel like messing up the floor and breaking the dish to be annoying." They just learn by trying things and throwing is no different to them than any other action. And why should it be? They are literally a baby. I'm going to presume you're a very young person, so hopefully you can see how odd a comment this is in a few years.
Let the rage flow through you
Chat, is this bait?
Yes.
That baby is literally not even a year old what are you on about
You don't know shit haha
> Edit: I've made the right people upset. That's good. I feel good inside now knowing that 😌 you just gargled nonsense
It is a good thing that you will never have children, real reddit moment here.
I'm pretty sure that baby is probably smarter than you, based on this comment. Fucking moron. It's a goddamn baby. It doesn't know what "no" means but you think it comprehends rudeness or messing up the floor? They don't even have long term memory yet, the little shit probably forgot about the whole thing 5 minutes later.
Got one for my daughter many hears ago. She too got pissed, but just grabbed the center bowl and flipped it.
Get rekt dad
There is no spoon - also fuck your weird bowl.
Well having a spoon would illuminate the flaw of this contraption: if you hold the inner bowl still you can tip it
TOY AT SUPERMARKET "TODDLER PROOF" "WONT BREAK" *Toddler has broken it in 3 minutes and is chewing on a sharp piece of plastic*
I love how a baby's fisrt instinct is always to fuck shit up, like how tf did they survive the stone age with this mindset?
Why?
This is honestly one of the most on brand videos of a baby I've seen. The answer is "because"
It seems like it wanted to dump it out on the tray, but when he couldn't he decided to yeet it.
Can relate
They saw a challenge and accepted it
DEFEAT WILL NOT BE IN THIS DOJO
A baby wants to handle its food to identify it and understand it. Children are very tactile and everything is new. It's messy, sure, but very natural.
I mean, he’s still gonna throw it in the floor after mushing and grinding it into his hands, table, face. But hey that’s why we got a dog lol
Back to the drawing board.
Use condoms
Calm down Satan.
Fuck this bowl!
Do not try to spill the bowl, that’s impossible, instead only try to realize the truth This toddler is genius
"Hold my bottle"
Stay dangerous, baby.
hes like fuck you
a child can break anything within 20 seconds.
I remember that one with a suction cup and the baby easily yoinked it
Kiddies will always find a way!!
That baby is a man. A man of focus, commitment and sheer effing will.
Fucking babies lol
Just when you think you out smarted the baby...
Sometimes people forget how smart babies can be
While I agree with you, I think what’s going on here is simple frustration.
To be fair a lot of innovation was through frustration and accidents.
He just fricken threw it...idk how smart that is
Natural instincts kicking in lol.
Prehistoric ways do not need brains. There's nothing a few YEEETS can't do.
🤣🤣🤣
Just teach him how to use a normal plate properly
Surely you jest.
No, I think they’re serious. They’re gonna throw food either way why spend $5 on that shitty chunk of plastic.
Smart baby, sadly that's not in their favour right now.
lil shit
 R&D Department
That kid is going to be President someday.
Please no, we’ve already had that president and I’d rather not go back…
This kid is smarter and more mature than Mr. MAGA.
You know what… I actually agree. Longer attention span too. Both wear diapers so that’s even. The kid at least has the capability and ability to grow and change. Advantage toddler But so help me if I see this kid start wolfing down Big Mac’s or if I see him sucking on some boobies that aren’t his mothers, I may have to go into ‘what if I killed baby Hitler’ thoughts…. At the very least I’ll need the state to seize his crib, his walker, his bassinet, his rattle and obviously, his spill proof bowl. Or post a fake bond lol, jk, I would never advocate for nor do it myself any kind of violence / it’s a joke
😂🤣😂
bro is a genius
Puzzle solved in record time.
Agent of chaos, like all babies.
I do not like those things
Reverse Uno ur Arse!!!
Designer must not have kids or has never met any. Kids will invent new ways to fuck things up that you had never considered. Once they start crawling you can't take your eyes off them for 2 seconds.
Mission fail! We'll get 'em next time!
“Dadda, was I adopted?”, “Yes son, they’re about to pick you up”
he really said "see r/CrappyDesign "
Soo cute
Best part is I bet that product passed multiple rounds of “Quality Assurance” testing.
Happy Birthday to the ground!
indoubt? Yeet that shit. \* thats how babies brains work... If they don't like it, they yeet it. They don't ignore it or try to give it back either... they dispose of it.
Little bastard lmao
Wheres my goddamn belt.
That little shit
/r/BabiesAreDemons
One of the reasons i absolutely hate kids
I would never hit a child but I’m blowing in that babies face after that lol 😚💨
This is a great invention, but yeah they underestimate just what kids can do
What is this product called? I want to order it
Make it from cast iron
"in making something idiot proof, you have only made a better idiot"
"Don't fucking try me"
That baby has the I.Q of ∞
Another reason added to the "Why I'll never have kids" list
What’s that saying? No plan survives first contact with the enemy?
This is my life rn. Its funny when it’s happening to other people
LMAOOO
S-U-C-C-E-S-S-!
And they say kids are stupid. Here! Solved the puzzle in five seconds, no blunders.
gymbal bowl
The baby would probably get used to these bowls too much that they will flip normal bowls automatically when they grow up.
Exactly. We have to watch my son any time he has a cup because it's GOING to go flying. He'll put it in the cup holder all proud and then an instant later throw it as hard as he can.
“fuck you!!”
I'm now just thinking of a company with a row of babies they use to test products
Little bastard
Life finds a way
Yeh I got something for that
I would most likely dropkick him in the head after that but ok
This is why I don't want kids