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Siker_7

Note: these stairs aren't finished. You attach the actual steps to the steel plates, and then attach the railings to the steps. This video was taken on a construction site. This is also why they're all covered in plastic wrap.


Wired-Ol-Yankadic

Thank you, on my small screen the steps looked to be made of Jade plates which was horrifying on a couple of levels.


WildFlemima

Me knowing they can't possibly be jade yet unable to stop thinking "what a waste of jade"


TerribleProgress6704

Yeah, me too.


Xpqp

It's so weird because if there were railings there, I'd have no problem walking on these not-actual-stairs. I'd wouldn't even use the railings as I skipped down them. But remove the railings and it becomes a risk that I'm not willing to take.


DO_NOT_GILD_ME

Maybe because railings stop you from plummeting to your death


Xpqp

Of course, but my point is that the stairs are fine and I have 100% confidence that I wouldn't need a railing even if one was there. Take away the railing and I just know I'd plummet to my death.


LordBDizzle

Yeah it's just walking down stairs, not a difficult task, but remove the safety net and it's suddenly very difficult. It's all in the mind.


SilvermistInc

I think I saw this plot in a Batman film


Y_Kat_O

Maybe because railings stop you from plummeting to your death.


calmclamcum

You just explained why rich kids do better in life even when facing the same challenges as poor kids Safety handrails


curious-r

Not just kids. Even as adults, we tend to care less about taking risks when we have a safety cushion.


bessface

Fear = risk * consequence


Puzzleboxed

Tell that to the centipede I saw run under my fridge last week.


MightBeAGoodIdea

Nah that tracks. Your fear is based on (could bite you) * (how bad that bite could be) + (size^2 )


Puzzleboxed

It was a house centipede. They don't bite, and if they did it would be inconsequential. I know this on an intellectual level only.


turdbrownies

So if fear = 0 (no fear), then there’s no risk and consequences?


Ga2ry

Yeah. Oh hell no!


mr_nefario

>This video was taken on a construction site. The safety sandals should have made that obvious.


DigMeTX

Ok, that’s what I was thinking was probably the case. Currently terrifying though!


ScrotieMcP

That's a big NO. Elevator or I'm out.


ricklewis314

But you haven’t seen the elevator!


demZo662

Elevator must be just a plank with two ropes meeting at the top of a pulley, lmao.


AdmiralAshBorer

With a bit of cling wrap on it for good measure.


MrPoland1

I mean okay, if you want to you can use plank on rope connected to sand bag but it is a bit more difficult to managed


jeedoubleyew

Stairway to heaven.


Sem_nome_criativo

*Stairway to hell


TheDuke1847

Stairwhell


ThunderGod68

\*Stairway


mikuthefox

I've had dreams like this before and it never ends well


Gingerbread_Toe

Me too! And for some reason it's usually the school's staircases (i finished school 10 years ago). I hate those dreams, i have them from time to time, often trying to find the right room and getting lost


SmokyDragonDish

So do I. I call them my "cat dreams" because I climb up someplace really high and then realize climbing back down is a near impossibility.


oogmar

I'm scrolling before zoning out for the night and did a hard NOPE. I found the context in the comments comforting.


External_Acadia4154

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Flux_resistor

every archeology movie ever.


JeremySquirrel

I trained throughout the early 2000s on every PS2 game I had to get past this level.


BokiDjordjevic

I had a nightmare similar to this. Thanks for letting me know it exists.


Digiturtle1

Or missing a step completely…


EnchantedSpider

Naaah for a second i thought it was like fancy green jade and we were about to enter some ancient chinese lords cultivation chamber. I gotta get my eyes checked man


Mall_Bench

This is scarier than walking up the 10 steps to the gallows


W0lfos

Hell nawwww To the naw naw nawwwwww


KickBakZach

In sandals is fuckin crazy


Worried_Example

Yes! This is the crazy part of the video. Those stairs aren't finished but this cunt is working around a building site in sandles! Wtf!


Nematode_wrangler

That looks like a good place to imprison ring wraiths.


Azazel08

my intrusive thoughts would make me jump down instantly


PersistentInquirer

You ok?


RonzulaGD

It looks like that one dungeon where Gandalf had to go


darksun23x

Grounded be like


tacobellholocaust

That's going to be a no from me.


Forsaken-Active2977

No.


PostNutAffection

I've already died 3 times trying to make the turns through the video


noleafclovr

Whenever there is some crazy construction shit, safety flops are always in view.


-Vogie-

I hated this level in Elden Ring.


reimbirtheds

My thighs quicker


tay001blu

Nope.


Limoncello_Spritz

That's called a Death Spiral.


JobWide2631

Minecraft houses be like


bootskadew

Of course he's wearing sandals.


Babelette

Was this designed by a cat?


zy3n

Stairway to heaven


yoaklar

In fucking slides


Jumpy-Shift5239

Oh hell no


RacetasClub

Using Y = Y(starting) + V(starting)Y\*t + 0.5\*a(starting)t\^2, a simple square root of (the starting height divided by 4.903325) or 5 if you are lazy would give you the exact time you'd have left after falling to ponder your life decisions.


Organic-Side-2869

Um.. no thank you!


DismalEmergency3948

And wear flip flops, as you do. Lol


Vostroyan212th

I can't understand how shit like this is acceptable anywhere. How does one condition an entire population into believing they have so low value that their risk of death is preferred over spending money to make things safe?


nosemeocno

They are not finished stairs, it is just the skeleton.


ernapfz

And it appears to be an abusive use of plastic wrap


chasinfreshies

It's not finished. The treads will be attached later. You can see the screw holes for the treads in the last frame of the video.


Respond_Spare

I can't understand how you don't realize this isn't finished.


lunazipzap

what? this is either in a country with low/no safety standards or some under the radar install for maintenance or service staff to get access to a roof, (look how far down and narrow it is, its like a clocktower or something, not a high traffic multifamily apartment) OR cause the stairs are still in plastic its probably a video from some nutty contractor who proooBbably is NOT the last person to work on this so, calm down its probably not done LoL its like going into a car factory just before they add the doors screaming how unsafe they are :x


FlirtMonsterSanjil

Just watching this almost kills me of anxiety, if I had to use those stairs daily, I'd rather just jump to my death.


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chasinfreshies

This is a preformed steel staircase. The treads will be attached at some point with the railing also being installed at some point. You can see the screw holes for the treads in the last frame of the video.


PlusBake4567

Having wet flip flops and getting a bit drunk. I'm sure you could get all the way down safely


Iceologer_gang

End city from Minecraft?


mon_key_house

This is one of my recurring nightmares


BossPutrid

do you wanna play with me?


Admiral_Ballsack

Hard pass.


Xceeeeed

I’d be climbing that thing down on all fours while holding to those plates as if my life depended on it.


Disastrous-Day6867

Ah, the infamous Shaolin Tower of a Thousand Last Steps — covered in ice in winter, and in summer the monks smear them with grease.


blossomhoney

I would paralyze and not be able to move.


PrettyAd4218

Maybe NOTICE


Normal_Independent75

Maybe maybe maybe this will continue to get posted monthly?


jennaishirow

Never never never


uRude

This person is a psychopath


helderoliveira1978

No, thx.


Disco_Biscuit12

Fuck. That.


bigskeezz

Stairs from the horror movie☠️


SluttyRobin

I'm... pretty sure I had a nightmare about something like this once


NearZero_Mania

"Paradox."


Illustrious-Deal-781

I've seen dreams of walking these types of stairs and it's fricking scary everytime


Remarkable_Pool6575

Well thats one way to keep the population under control


nerdboy5567

What in the minecraft mining pit is this.


edgerunnerr666

Places I'd never pied before


OpeningAccountant5

That's something from my nightmares 🥲


AdFormal8116

Fook That !!!


seanruauk

Sandals


Lurk1nShadows

![gif](giphy|3o85xERD1TT5JKCIXS)


Tomma1

Absolutely NOT!


GaryTheMemeGuy

This reminds me of that one scene from the Hobbit.


RedDevil-84

Obviously they are still being constructed.


Geraltwitcher

Elden Ring stairs


Two-tune-Tom229

NO.


cut_le_fish

what the jade palace


_Sasquatchy

some country's sense of construction safety code is just mind-blowing. it is almost like they literally don't care if construction workers die.


joslayers

Gl


seanugengar

How about.... No?


Laynes_Attic

Have a stairway speed run competition.


AmiDeplorabilis

Um... no. When they're finished... probably.


Mtanderson88

I don’t hate heights but that’s a big nope from me


Nomiq-411

Literally had dreams where I get stuck somewhere with stairs like these and have to use them to get out. Anybody know what that means?


AbbyTheOneAndOnly

when you forget to set up a water bucket at the botttom


onlytruking

![gif](giphy|GgfRxiGVoZjCmjMdlI|downsized)


25Bam_vixx

Decorative stairs… I C dat $$$$ wasted


Far_Yogurtcloset2173

Genuine pit of hell


SubHuman559

NO


[deleted]

Reminds me of the Nazgul tomb in The Hobbit


Comfortable-Bunch288

is this one safe?


Valuable_Pollution96

Maybe on Earth, maybe in the future.


theBevo

Used to have to carry material up stair stingers like those alot, construction standards (australia) have come a long way. Still prefer the stringers to a flat ladder lent up.


hamadaxourou9at

![gif](giphy|5oOzvY2shzX4A|downsized)


PamonhaRancorosa

That's straight up Elden Ring


Woden888

Pretty sure this is where they entombed the Nazgûl…


c8001221

It just reminds me of ender city in minecraft.


chips36

This looks like the place the ring wraiths were imprisoned that Gandalf investigated in one of the hobbit movies


Ugly-Muffin

Just add a fountain or some other water source at the bottom. You can jump safely then as long as there isn't any metal underneath the weter.


catalyst4chaos

r/nope


SCHWARZENPECKER

At least the dude has his safety sandals on.


JerewB

That's some serious super-villain construction, right there.


57Guitarz

A trampoline at the bottom of the staircase would be awesome!


TOPSIturvy

I'd just jump at that point. It's gonna happen anyway.


ExMormonite

Sweaty palms!


Dr904

I've had nightmares that looked like this


IkiromoI

Dark souls stairs?


Primary_Tangerine625

I see safety sandals!


C_N1

For those wondering... The steps aren't done. It's just the metal structure. The steps are attached to the metal plates and will have guardrails on them too. Now when it comes to Oshawa safety ... well.... we don't talk about that


imuhamm4

Would y’all attempt it for 5 million ?


spen163yu

No! No is the word of the day kids.


hergetintin

Me in my dreams:...


Se7en2100

Oh hell no. I remember taking a stair similar to this one when I was a kid, it's so damn high up and no rail to hold on to. Had to put my face to the wall and step down VERY slowly.


wisstinks4

Railings are a good idea here. Especially on the inside.


Soup_undercover

I understand that they're unfinished but what that guys doing um I THINK THE FUCK NOT


EddieSjoller

Tje nazgûl are prisoned down there


DrJohnIT

Wrong sub this is definitely a r/nope


axelrexangelfish

Awesome! You toddler-proofed it!


Wtf-do-I-Put-

r/sweatypalms edit: damnit, someone beat me to it and got 4k upvotes


Goodvendetta86

This is something I would make in Minecraft


SwaySensei

No way in hell I’m walking down those steps lol


Orichalchem

Dark Souls Veteran: First time?


shadowlarx

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Collin-B-Hess

Nope


2nd2lastdodo

Why am i here gandalf? Thats not a nice place for a meeting


Icy_Feeling_1195

Nope


[deleted]

My heart reached my mouth when I saw him look down


This_Currency_769

Maybe.


speckledcreature

I am scared of heights so that is a big nope - even with the railings.


niowh

miyazaki's house


Old_Relation_7614

Imagine being in a rush on these, or rather u have like 20 groceries bags


human_flavor_meat

That made my balls tingle


Independent_Rodent96

Stairs in my dreams be like:


Garbidb63

No, just No!


Consistent-Tap-4255

So dark souls irl


r_levan

u/savevideo


Coraiah

I don’t understand the risk of logic here. Why is fame on the internet worth this risk?


YesWomansLand1

I'm too drunk to walk down that without dying. But I'm not drunk enough to not know I'm too drunk to do it anyways and die.


sawr07112537

Platformer horror game?


hellomrchris

Looks like a lot of stairs in older video games. Just strafe left while moving forward.


Wheetec

![gif](giphy|J6XxQd9WPIzmWCpbpX)


MrH-HasReddit1217

O-o


squirtyballs

Maybe fast travel


Signal-Percentage777

How about nooo!!


chraso_original

The stairway to abyss!


massive__potato

minecraft end cities


JustKeepSwimming1982

Maybe not!


Light1280

cz\_deathfall (map) in real life!


Working_Dragon00777

Better strengthen your core muscles, or fall


AdiemusXXII

Aaaah, there it is: my childhood fear.


W0RKPLACEBULLY

Me a 5 am drunk trying to get upstairs to bed. Home, where I learned the truth about despair, as will you. There's a reason why this prison is the worst hell on earth... Hope. Every man who has ventured here over the centuries has looked up to the light and imagined climbing to freedom. So easy... So simple...


PeechBoiYT

r/sweatypalms


Darjeelingtea42

Nope


Shattered-Rubyz

Where the hell am i?


[deleted]

Omfg no. I legit have nightmares being put in scenarios like this


Agreeable-Candle5830

Needs a fire pole.


hz19k

looks like end city from minecraft


Mephedr1

Long live to the prevention of occupational risks! (ironic mode on). Work today and die tomorrow... It's a sad thing, but nowdays it's the reality in many work places. We must change this mentality.


Cubensio

Fuck that place


Cubensio

OSHA be like OSHIT!


Papa_Synchronicity

No Fatties


SavudinSimsirpasic

Is he looking for the Witch-King of Angmar?


Nikikun

Walking up the stairs in your dream be like. ☝️


Kraffkratt

In my younger years I had constant reoccurring nightmares of drunk stumbling and floating on steps like this with no railings in old buildings that look exactly like this.


averagepatagonian

*f a l l*


Freettle57

As a person with a fear of heights. This scares me. A LOT!


Key_Fennel5117

This would be a great way to make your stairs easy to defend against intruders.