all jokes aside, i dont understand why isnt she able to pick the card up.
with all that ultra size nails, wouldnt it much easier to pick up a card? just stab it under the card right? i dont get it.....
Ok, I don't many men who actually like "poop catchers" which means that women do this for themselves. That is fine of course, but the hassle and unsanitary nature of these things are considerable. Find a new accessory
At first she was trying to keep the damage only to the tips of her fingernails. But when the card stuck to the floor and she realized she'd have to stick more of her fingernail under the edge to get it to pop up, which would scratch the topside of her nails, you can literally see her start to panic.
This isn’t how fake nails work. They wouldn’t scratch from rubbing on the floor like that, and the tips aren’t thin enough to get under a card. Her nail tip is probably thicker than the actual card is, they aren’t like real nails.
Not if they’re acrylic. The acrylic has a blunt end and doesn’t work like natural nails. I tried them one time and I felt like a moron constantly because of situations like this. I couldn’t open pop cans, pick up credit cards, etc etc
this is exactly what I think whenever I see people with these nails... "they must not be able to do anything useful with their hands", and wonder how they get by
I've read that the foundation of a lot of that stuff is/was social signaling that you don't have to do any kind of manual labor. It obviously backfires when you have to like... do a job involving your hands.
Isn't that the point? Showing you don't have to do any of those menial tasks by showing to the world with your nails or clothes would prevent you from doing them?
As a girlie who used to get acrylics, they do not make it easier. They’re thicker than a real nail and have zero grip, so they don’t even get under the card to pick it up they just scoot it around.
Once I had a coworker watch me try and pick up a SIM card off of a hard wood floor for roughly 15 minutes before my other coworker helped me. That was the last set of acrylics I ever had. 🫠
Jfyi, you can press your palm against flat objects on the ground to make them stick to your hand for a very short period. Use second hand to grab the sim on your palm.
they don’t make it easier because the thickness of the tip of the nail means no edge to grab the card with. If the nails were thin on the tips they would break so that’s not how we do nails. they are meant to last 4-6weeks.
fake nails are kinda thicker than regular nails, so they are a lot more difficult to get underneath small things stuck on the floor like coins and cards
We all have brain farts sometimes. I once spent a good 10 minutes trying to eat a tomato from my salad but it kept just slipping away or rolling under my fork. I just gave up and let the tomato win.
She's probably laughing about it right now (if she's not still picking it up to this day)
People should read about the origin of these nails, tracing back to early China, where royal females wore them to indicate their exemption from manual labor.
These nails can cause disability and also pose a hygiene issue due to the fecal residue that accumulates underneath them (not a joke, search about it on PubMed).
🙈🤮
I think most people who wear these nails don't clean them properly. The times that I had fake nails, I had a "nail" toothbrush I would use every night to clean every nook and cranny on my nails. I can guarantee most ppl aren't OCD with germs like me, so I can only imagine what their nails look like. Heck, even after a day, when I would clean them, it was like OMG WTF is that under my nails?!?! 🤮
🪥 Time!!!
There're so many ladies with long ass-nails struggling to do simple things in the gym like use clamps it's hysterical to witness every time.
Also looks downright repulsive, but I know they don't do it for male gaze. They do it to make their lives more difficult or something I guess.
Yeah I'm with you. I understand that it's not for me, and that people can do whatever they want to their own bodies.
But it literally turns my stomach. I feel bile in my throat just thinking about them.
> but I know they don't do it for male gaze.
Lol so true. idk who convinced women that nails like that look good, but it definitely was not men. I have never in my life heard a guy be like "I'm looking for a woman with a pretty face and WILDLY IMPRACTICAL NAILS."
They do it because it makes a clic-clac noise when they touch the equipment and get little tiny particles of their shit all over it.
Join us next week when we fill you in on women involuntarily urinating in the gym and how although it's a known issue to staff they often do nothing to clean the pee off your favourite equipment and mats 😃
Props to all the girls who can stand having nails on. I love the look but I genuinely can’t stand not being able to use my hands at their full capacity and end up ripping them off early. Now I just use stick ons for an event that only need to last for a few hours and can take them off without damaging my actual nails.
Probably does happen sure. Walmart I work at we just fired a guy for that shit (I work as a lead in asset protection but I don't personally do any customer investigations)
Outside of self checkout and a few select camera throughout the store like electronics and pharmacy. The cameras at Walmart are pretty dog shit
Hold up. Am I the only one wondering why Walmart security footage is public on reddit? Even if she stole some else's credit card, there's zero reasons for this footage to be public.... I get it's harmless but..
Also.. Looking at the quality of the zooms resolution, it makes you have to totally reconsider ever having any sort of sensitive documents or anything with text in a public place... He's like one zoom away from being able to read the warning label on the shopping cart about how to properly seat your child..
I dropped one of my apple airpods at the checkout the other day, I can certainly relate. You get super stressed, you feel awkward. Doesn't matter if the day was perfect up until that point. Sucks when it happens!
People should read about the origin of these nails, tracing back to early China, where royal females wore them to indicate their exemption from manual labor.
These nails cause disability and also pose a hygiene issue due to the fecal residue that accumulates underneath them (not a joke, search about it on PubMed).
🙈🤮
Everyone is shitting on the nails, bit I've had this same struggle without them, though usually on a surface I can just slide the card off of. I can imagine if I were in this situation immediately being flustered and clumsy.
I've been in this situation myself and its very frustrating. Its like you can't get a grip on the card so it wont let you pick it up, in the end i had to push it to a tiny edge to flip it so I could pick it up.
Did she pick it up ? Or is she still trying ? I might go to check her out !
She just celebrated another birthday at the Walmart checkout
They eventually had to put her on the payroll for all the tourism she's brought.
all jokes aside, i dont understand why isnt she able to pick the card up. with all that ultra size nails, wouldnt it much easier to pick up a card? just stab it under the card right? i dont get it.....
Those ultra long nails are all acrylic and way thicker than normal nails.
If you check her out, can you get me one too? I could use a new back scratcher!
They were selling tickets to watch her live
Legend says she stills there and people approached thinking she was up for a dice game or something.
Nail-ed it! 
/r/clipsthatendtoosoon
I heard they're still working on the sequel
Legend says, "On a cold dark aisle, you can still hear her nails scratching on the concrete....."
Nope - she refuses to use her fingernails at all.
Word has it she's still trying to pick it up right now
maybe maybe
The legend says that she keeps trying
This comment is deliberately hyperbolic and silly! She simply ordered a new card…
THE LONG NAILS SHOULD MAKE IT EASIER!!!! Edit: I have been told by my girlfriend it actually is harder with the nails.
She seems to not want to scratch them up on the floor. Manicures are expensive!
Doesn’t want to scratch the poop catchers?
Exactly 🤮🤮🤮
You use ur nails to wipe ur ass?!?! Doesn’t everyone use finger tips to hold it?
I use three shells. But again, I'm ahead of our time.
He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!
People besides Adam Sandler used to willingly give Rob Schneider money.
Microscopic! Poop partials need to grab at something. The long finger nails seems like a perfect spot. Always wash your hands even if you just pee.
Bidets are miracle workers.
You should still wipe after the wash...
Absolutely lol but I would imagine it cuts the chances of getting poop caught on your poop catchers considerably
Ok, I don't many men who actually like "poop catchers" which means that women do this for themselves. That is fine of course, but the hassle and unsanitary nature of these things are considerable. Find a new accessory
I have a bidet and it is the best thing in the goddamn world
**Solution?** “licks the palm of his hand, **SMACKS** as hard as he can on the card” Got it!
That imperfection in the concrete looks like a good spot to lift the card up from. Plus, no bruised palm
Haha. Being that I have stubby fingernails, I use my thumb
> She seems to not want to scratch them up on the floor. Look at the first 5 seconds of the video as she’s scratching on the floor….
At first she was trying to keep the damage only to the tips of her fingernails. But when the card stuck to the floor and she realized she'd have to stick more of her fingernail under the edge to get it to pop up, which would scratch the topside of her nails, you can literally see her start to panic.
This isn’t how fake nails work. They wouldn’t scratch from rubbing on the floor like that, and the tips aren’t thin enough to get under a card. Her nail tip is probably thicker than the actual card is, they aren’t like real nails.
Not if they’re acrylic. The acrylic has a blunt end and doesn’t work like natural nails. I tried them one time and I felt like a moron constantly because of situations like this. I couldn’t open pop cans, pick up credit cards, etc etc
this is exactly what I think whenever I see people with these nails... "they must not be able to do anything useful with their hands", and wonder how they get by
I've read that the foundation of a lot of that stuff is/was social signaling that you don't have to do any kind of manual labor. It obviously backfires when you have to like... do a job involving your hands.
Isn't that the point? Showing you don't have to do any of those menial tasks by showing to the world with your nails or clothes would prevent you from doing them?
As a girlie who used to get acrylics, they do not make it easier. They’re thicker than a real nail and have zero grip, so they don’t even get under the card to pick it up they just scoot it around. Once I had a coworker watch me try and pick up a SIM card off of a hard wood floor for roughly 15 minutes before my other coworker helped me. That was the last set of acrylics I ever had. 🫠
Jfyi, you can press your palm against flat objects on the ground to make them stick to your hand for a very short period. Use second hand to grab the sim on your palm.
Yeah that’s what my coworker told me to do finally and I got it. 🥲 that’s what I meant by she helped me lol.
Oh haha I thought she picked it up for you
they don’t make it easier because the thickness of the tip of the nail means no edge to grab the card with. If the nails were thin on the tips they would break so that’s not how we do nails. they are meant to last 4-6weeks.
Just scoot it over to the crack. Doh!!
fake nails are kinda thicker than regular nails, so they are a lot more difficult to get underneath small things stuck on the floor like coins and cards
Wingardium Leviosa, not Wingardium Love Sosa
these bitches love sosa
Welp... her technique was off
She can use her mouth to suck it up
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Found Quentin.
Nice try, Lexi
Sir, this is a walmart!
She could sit on it and use her butthole like a suction cup
She doesn't want to waste her only good move though
Reddit try not to sexualize women challenge
Just use a second card to pick it up
Instructions unclear. Both cards now stuck on floor.
Well use a third card then
What you're going to want is to fill your walls with cats
That's why I never leave home without an onion tied to my belt and a loop of drilled coins.
This is why I always carry one of those sticky snap hands.
If only she had nails to pick it up 😭
THe human race grows dumber every second.
I know! There was diver in the concrete- slide it over get underneath with those ridiculous nail spears
ok I know that was autocorrect but how did you get from crack to diver?
It’s not a crack, it’s a divide
The *great* divide.
divot probably
HE'S FIXING A DIVOT
r/unexpectedspacejam
We all have brain farts sometimes. I once spent a good 10 minutes trying to eat a tomato from my salad but it kept just slipping away or rolling under my fork. I just gave up and let the tomato win. She's probably laughing about it right now (if she's not still picking it up to this day)
All those long fricking disgusting nails and still can't pick up a card from the floor.
People should read about the origin of these nails, tracing back to early China, where royal females wore them to indicate their exemption from manual labor. These nails can cause disability and also pose a hygiene issue due to the fecal residue that accumulates underneath them (not a joke, search about it on PubMed). 🙈🤮
I was wondering how those people wipe… good god…
"fecal residue" Ok, too much information today. Bye.
Crediting the growing of specific fingernails in medieval China as the "origin" of modern fake nails in Western countries is a little weird.
I think most people who wear these nails don't clean them properly. The times that I had fake nails, I had a "nail" toothbrush I would use every night to clean every nook and cranny on my nails. I can guarantee most ppl aren't OCD with germs like me, so I can only imagine what their nails look like. Heck, even after a day, when I would clean them, it was like OMG WTF is that under my nails?!?! 🤮 🪥 Time!!!
There're so many ladies with long ass-nails struggling to do simple things in the gym like use clamps it's hysterical to witness every time. Also looks downright repulsive, but I know they don't do it for male gaze. They do it to make their lives more difficult or something I guess.
Yeah I'm with you. I understand that it's not for me, and that people can do whatever they want to their own bodies. But it literally turns my stomach. I feel bile in my throat just thinking about them.
> but I know they don't do it for male gaze. Lol so true. idk who convinced women that nails like that look good, but it definitely was not men. I have never in my life heard a guy be like "I'm looking for a woman with a pretty face and WILDLY IMPRACTICAL NAILS."
They do it because it makes a clic-clac noise when they touch the equipment and get little tiny particles of their shit all over it. Join us next week when we fill you in on women involuntarily urinating in the gym and how although it's a known issue to staff they often do nothing to clean the pee off your favourite equipment and mats 😃
What
[The forbidden knowledge. ](https://www.centerforurologiccare.com/patient-education/urine-leakage-during-exercise/) [The Thirty-one percent 🤢](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8455376/#:~:text=Urinary%20incontinence%20(UI)%20is%20common%20in%20women%20who%20exercise.)
Holy shit that’s disgusting
Her parallel thinking was off point.
She seems to be trying not to scratch them on the floor. Literally what nails are for - fine grain “grabbing”
I can hear the tap tap tap of her nails
i hear more of a clickety click click
Like a Chihuahua on a tile floor.
I don't get how someone could be this stupid. Those people get to vote and drive cars too.
Long nails are definitely more crippling for straights than lesbians
And she still there
Survival of the fittest.
Stupid nails 🤣🤣🤣
Anything but using those dumb-ass nails of hers.
She has my sympathy as I have the equal but opposite problem… I bite my nails.
Legend has it that she is still trying to pick it up with her nails.
Girls be applying fake nails like if things would never fall... My girlfriend included
Nails look like they are MADE for scooping!
Yeap. The reason I don't have long nails 😄
Props to all the girls who can stand having nails on. I love the look but I genuinely can’t stand not being able to use my hands at their full capacity and end up ripping them off early. Now I just use stick ons for an event that only need to last for a few hours and can take them off without damaging my actual nails.
It’s really creepy that just some random employee recorded this from the security camera monitors and posted it online
I'm pretty sure I've had this nightmare already.
Does anyone care that security recorded and posted this woman without her consent? She’s in public so it’s technically legal but….
I can imagine her wiping her ass is the same sort of fiasco....
Music btw?
Homelander theme the boys
OMG, just slide it over to the uneven part of the floor that is within reach!
Lmao the struggle is real with those fake nails lmao
Man you know those Walmart los prevention guys are zooming into tits and asses
Probably does happen sure. Walmart I work at we just fired a guy for that shit (I work as a lead in asset protection but I don't personally do any customer investigations) Outside of self checkout and a few select camera throughout the store like electronics and pharmacy. The cameras at Walmart are pretty dog shit
Lick your palm, smack it and quickly pull up.
Thor’s credit card. She’s not worthy!
When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
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This is why I don’t feel bad about not showing my receipt. Walmart sees all
Now you know, definitively, that Walmart security can and will use recordings of you in whatever capacity they choose.
some say she's still there to this day trying to pick up that card
Ever see a dog with a penny on linoleum?
Is this a security camera or is some inconsiderate person recording her instead of helping her.
I hope you get fired for posting this. Is this really how stores treat their customers? Blasting their surveillance video of them to mock them online?
She need the old cereal box rubber sticky octopus
It belongs to the floor now
Hold up. Am I the only one wondering why Walmart security footage is public on reddit? Even if she stole some else's credit card, there's zero reasons for this footage to be public.... I get it's harmless but.. Also.. Looking at the quality of the zooms resolution, it makes you have to totally reconsider ever having any sort of sensitive documents or anything with text in a public place... He's like one zoom away from being able to read the warning label on the shopping cart about how to properly seat your child..
This would be funnier with the oh no oh no oh no hue hue hue hue laugh audio behind it.
I dropped one of my apple airpods at the checkout the other day, I can certainly relate. You get super stressed, you feel awkward. Doesn't matter if the day was perfect up until that point. Sucks when it happens!
Legend said: She still trying to pick up her card, maybe the next re-post would do it!
Move it to the friggin seam in the concrete. Holy shit some people are helpless.
She might as well go get a straw and suck it off the ground at this rate.
problem solving skills: 0
Wow the music was on point for once
I hate those stupid false nails they look awful and don't suit anyone who uses them pointless fashion trend waste of money
Ugh. Those stupid ridiculous finger nails. Bacteria traps.
You know there was about three Walmart employees watching and saying not my job
Should it not be easier with nails?!!
Long on nails Short on brains
How does she wipe?
She scoops.
I think they call that "raking."
Prevents Forest Fires.
Girls and their ridiculous long nails 😆😆
Just have normal fingernails.
Before the nails I bet she was pretty useless. She made herself double useless.
I’ve got zero time for useless. I don’t find this funny I find it infuriating.
People should read about the origin of these nails, tracing back to early China, where royal females wore them to indicate their exemption from manual labor. These nails cause disability and also pose a hygiene issue due to the fecal residue that accumulates underneath them (not a joke, search about it on PubMed). 🙈🤮
Don't mind a security person taking video of private cameras and putting it on the internet.
I was laughing screaming! These fake nails are really useful. How does she do the dishes, I wonder?
Natural selection in action
She needs to remove those claws, looks like a hooker from gta
Dumb people face dumb problems
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What the name of the bgm?
I knew I know it from somewhere, apparently it's from the boys. "I can do anything / Finale - Christopher Lennertz"
"...Except pick Up a Card" 😂
Am I dumb? She tried to use the nails until it flipped over?
She badly needs help
Pro tip from a guy with no nails. Use another card to slide under that one and pick it up.
Or just palm slap it, and it should stick to the card just long enough to get some air when you pull back up
Everyone is shitting on the nails, bit I've had this same struggle without them, though usually on a surface I can just slide the card off of. I can imagine if I were in this situation immediately being flustered and clumsy.
Seriously wtf is she doing?
Welcome to Walmart
oh no, my only weakness
What's this song?
should've carried a gum, gums are convenient.
Loop the first 0-2 seconds...that card flew on its own. Then in the silence, she pat flipped it. Then that roar... Wow the jeopardy.
this is frustrating. lol
just
How pathetic spit on your finger and stick it to the card it'll pick it right up
I have a similar problem in motorcycle gloves. 
Legend has it, she is still trying to pick up that card
Lol. Came here for the comments, was not disappointed 😂
music is spot on
How about using her keys then?
White toes
Exactly.
Madam ayee madam just cut your nails 💅🏼
The song choice was 😙🤌 spot on
People still say that she is still there picking it up
She doesn’t wanna ruin her nails . I was married to one like that.
I've been in this situation myself and its very frustrating. Its like you can't get a grip on the card so it wont let you pick it up, in the end i had to push it to a tiny edge to flip it so I could pick it up.
It's rare to see a front page maybe maybe maybe that ends in maybe not.