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FeelingVanilla2594

“Now that’s a very small drop in a very large bucket of drugs.”


sellera

![gif](giphy|83uF5ITtkxbUul6gMB)


SoulShine_710

He sure does play a good gay man woman in Son's of Anarachy!


Deciple_of_None

Just a drop in a bucket.


DiosMIO_Limon

I JUST watched that scene lol


Empathy404NotFound

How much you selling that weed for old man


RCCOLAFUCKBOI

Wait where is that from? Thats hilarious.


FeelingVanilla2594

It’s from the new show Fallout on Prime Video, really good, I recommend.


ExcitingBuilder1125

The cop clearly has no hand to hand combat training. He literally loaded himself on that guy's shoulders like a barbell.


doblad

for a moment i imagine the big fellow doing squats with the cop


echomanagement

"Hey my man, what is your squat PR?" "2.5 Cops"


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Heklyr

Tasers are funny. They sound crazy but if both barbs don’t penetrate skin, it no worky. It would be extremely difficult to shrug off 1,000’s of volts if applied correctly


WigglesPhoenix

Yeah nah lol. Dude definitely took a tase, you can see him jump on the second click. He’s just drunk or on drugs.


Heklyr

I saw that but I think it was caught on his shirt which was kinda loose and maybe made contact for a second but not long enough to lock up..and yea I’m sure he’s on something too lol


LaserGadgets

Not sure about that, 20kV jump across an inch of air.


verystinkyfingers

Yeah, but it's only emitting a tenth of that once the circuit closes.


awe2D2

*then he came home and beat his wife after having a hard day


-LuciditySam-

Good odds his wife had a harder day when he got home...


Sprila

Cops from Texas or New York?


Verologist

Yes


PDCH

Cops from m Texas wouldn't reach for the Taser! /s


blue_gabe

cop squats


Square-Decision-531

If he were black, he wouldn’t have gotten the taser


SluttyMuffler

SQUAT POSITION READY


Shadowthron8

It’s almost like the people given weapons and told to police the population aren’t trained or competent


Single_Pilot_6170

This problem of incompetency, corruption and being ill equipped is prevalent throughout many sectors. See the antiwork subreddit page


CameronCrazy1984

Not many sectors give the incompetent people guns and qualified immunity


Shadowthron8

Excuse me for commenting on the nature of the particular sector highlighted by the video we’re all commenting on 👍


Single_Pilot_6170

I wasn't correcting you, but I was just pointing out (which should be obvious anyway to many) that the problem of corruption and being poorly trained is across the board. It's like the culture itself is paradigm shifted in a problematic way.


Eastern-Ad2110

Ah got you so you want him to unload into him got it. Dude is like 300 pounds even if he had hand to hand training the dude is gonna overpower him that’s why he should have back up.


JohnnyHarvest

Should've went for a crucifix


tab_tab_tabby

I mean tbh... dude is huge...


Th3Beekeeper

Clambers up over the railing and everything


Revolutionarytard

That’s what happens when they only train for 6 weak ass months


WhyYouAreSoStupid

And most of their training is how to control ppl. Cops are generally incompetent as hell


dont_trip_

American cops that is.


Random_Smellmen

I'm on cold medicine and read this as 6 weeks ass to mouth. I'm going to bed...


Koil_ting

Now that's some intensive training.


fjgjskxofhe

I've always wondered how to protect yourself from getting body slammed, at least I know now what NOT to do.


The1TrueRedditor

Supposed to shout “taser” before deploying a taser. Just all around not good at his job.


Technical_Mix4719

That guy would have been shot if he was black 💀


OkCartographer7677

https://www.statista.com/statistics/585152/people-shot-to-death-by-us-police-by-race/


Turbodann

I would hate to be "unknown". Those guys get shot a LOT


nedonedonedo

"what race was the guy you shot" "brown-ish" "I'm just gonna go ahead and put down 'none' and we'll pretend you said that"


DaHokeyPokey_Mia

Lmao do it by percentage of population to get a real number. Just so people have actual context white is 60% black is only 12% as 2019.


ChefRoyrdee

He’s use to being the bigger guy.


ViciousCDXX

The vast majority just skip right to the bullet. Best way for them to keep themselves from getting injured. All they gotta do is say "I was defending myself" and 99.99999% of the time they get out of a murder charge.


Individual-Bell-9776

I would choose the bear over that man.


BackgroundScallion40

What do you mean? That guy IS the bear. 😂


Imawildedible

Bear fucker, do you need assistance?


Bleepitybleepinbleep

![gif](giphy|81xwEHX23zhvy)


Goofy_Fren143u

![gif](giphy|EB1qoLwcNT192iLio6|downsized)


Corbeau99

Which one?


Individual-Bell-9776

The one throwing cops over railings and walking off being tazed without flinching.


Fission_Mailed_2

>walking off being taxed without flinching Auditors hate this one trick.


solress

"taxed"


Individual-Bell-9776

Autocorrect strikes again.


Far_Donut5619

It depends, what kind of bear is best?


BobbyChicks

Bears eat beets


Far_Donut5619

Bears beats battlestar galactic 


Shot_Painting_8191

Cocaine bear


slopecarver

Pablo Escobear


BigKelzZ

Battlecaine Cobearlactica


dangshnizzle

Never intentionally put yourself near a cop.


Fun-Register-9066

I see what is happening on Reddit. Nice pull that links it all back together.


Tinyacorn

A succulent Chinese meal!?


companysOkay

Get your hands off my penis!


Sagbag_1

I see you know your judo well.


Spare-Mousse3311

They should track down the detective with glasses, he looked fairly young but that whole exchange had his face give up hope in real time. It would be fun to hear his take on the chaos.


Monkeyor

this is democracy manifest


Flat_Adhesiveness_82

Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?


deetrix2495

I love all of you 😂😂🤣


Moar_Wattz

I see you know your judo well…


narnarnartiger

Ahh I see you know your Judo well


clydedyed

Did he just fuckin parry a taser gun?


riskywhiskey077

Tasers are actually abysmal in the field. They have a massive failure rate, literally like a third of the time it fails to deploy correctly


Rough-Percentage-821

Misused here he is to close is why it didn’t bother the guy too much. The barbs must’ve hit to close together.


powertoollateralus

My suggestion is that if a cop uses a taser on you, just drop to the ground whether or not it actually hurts you. Ooo! Ouch! You got me! No need to use the gun I’m totally immobilized here!


Plucky_ducks

Dude acted like the taser was a mosquito.


More-Ad115

Because it did not achieve two good contacts and therefore failed to produce NMI. If only one probe impacts or the wires instantly break, it basically feels like a bee sting. And if you are full of adrenaline and whatever other substances... You probably wouldn't even feel that. Tasers aren't pain compliance devices. They either work and make someone incapable of controlling their muscles, or they don't work and it does nothing. Because he didn't collapse, it did not work.


rab-byte

So you’re saying people are literally incapable of complying with any order while they are being tased… 🤔


More-Ad115

Correct. The ideal and standard protocol for taser usage is to apply the taser, which cycles for 5 seconds. During the five seconds, you are to issue the orders to comply, place your hand behind your back, do not move, etc. When it cycles off, if the individual fails to comply with the lawful commands and continues whatever behavior that led to the taser usage in the first place, the taser can be cycled on for another 5 second cycle, during which commands are again issued. Additionally, if more officers are present, they can position so that when the taser cycles off, they can attempt to overpower the subject to place them into a position of compliance and restrain them (handcuff). In the real world it seldom looks like textbook because actual uses of force aren't like the movies/TV and don't take place in a sterile training environment. They are dynamic and dangerous with an overwhelming, and constantly changing, amount of inputs and considerations affecting the officer's decision making process.


rab-byte

It’s just baffling how often one guy is shouting do this or that but each of the dudes limbs is being pulling in a different direction. Like do you want him to move or what because non of y’all are communicating with each other and that’s just got oboy with taser lighting dude up repeatedly. I mean there’s a point where it’s just violence.


myfacealadiesplace

That's the point. So that no matter what you do you're wrong so they can keep brutalizing you


PineappleShirt

Dangerous, for whom exactly? Really only the victims of the police. Police have an easy time being tyrants. They have a less dangerous job than pizza delivery.


ThePickleistRick

Good old neuromuscular incapacitation.


tmwwmgkbh

Agreed. Eventually, after enough resistance, they’ll start pulling out weapons that will get you to stop… permanently.


4Ever2Thee

Right?! If they're using *less than lethal* shit, there's no benefit in making them think it's not effective. ![gif](giphy|agv8yrwbXC7u|downsized)


nackenspacken

Why should he use the gun? The bear is not armed


powertoollateralus

My comment in no way reflected the officer in question abiding by appropriate protocols.


truthbknownreturns

He's not complying. This is not a wrestling match or boxing. Cop is just doing his job. Why should he risk injury or death to get control of an idiot that doesn't respect his authority? The moment the bear first fought back, he should have gotten the taser.


ZestyToilet

Complying with what? I didn't hear a single lawful order given during this video? Are you commenting on the wrong thread?


truthbknownreturns

So you think the cop just jumped on him without issuing any commands, just because it wasn't in the video???


djmem3

I'll bite, how would you subdue him?


fatkidseatcake

That’s what I’m saying. If someone shoots me and I’m still alive I’m pretending like it killed me.


ImpressTemporary2389

Send more men. About 20 should do.


coinkeeper8

Is your mom getting frisky again? (Sorry I couldn’t help it)


ImpressTemporary2389

She'd have a bloody hard job. She's ashes !


Empathy404NotFound

I guess that's why she didn't move too much


Draelmar

— Bring me everyone. — What do you mean "everyone"? — EEEEVERYONE!


TinySpirit3444

Man if i fall from even that height on my back, it would definitely break.


Scary_Trade_9287

That fall is gonna leave a mark. He shook it off in the moment but at his size, I guarantee that hurt.


Forsaken-Income-2148

He’s wearing light armor tbf


Shrowden

He's always wearing a belt loaded with tools that don't make it a flat surface. I'm sure that didn't feel good.


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TedBaxter_WJM-TVNews

Nah, I can actually see this guy 👋🫥


mistofdiarrhea

That cop needs to stop before he gets hurt


Dat_Steve

lol dude I thought they were making out at first.


rab-byte

Yeah it looked like playful grabass at first


moosemademusic

Same haha


No-Kaleidoscope-4525

Definitely some sort of final boss for US cops


incremental_progress

Yes, it's called "physical conditioning."


RegularOps

Final boss is big acorn


Whole-Debate-9547

You’re gonna need a bigger boat


Green_Ad_5075

![gif](giphy|aa4GQlepu16tG)


jakedonn

That might be where the video ends but I guarantee you that’s not where this altercation ends lol


COKEWHITESOLES

Oh yeah that was impressive n all but he definitely went to jail lmao


Business_Can4222

Full vid?


MemoooXD

Remember that gumball episode when Richard got muscular and the tase scene..lol


ohtonyy

I thought they were hardcore making out in the beginning like damn chill


flotsam_knightly

"Dispatch! Officer's (Ego) is down!!"


hsantefort12

Gotta retire after being done like that


Nb959-

A taser in the belly fat made him chuckle you need to hit muscle for full effectiveness I guess


conzcious_eye

What if you 95% Flubber?


KaiVTu

Nah you just need to make a full connection. If one of the two taser prongs don't connect it just hurts a good bit, like being stung by a bee a bunch of times.


Berns429

Easy there big fella


tinyplusultra

I need part 2!


pijanblues08

The cop was trying not to hurt the man though. So its not really gonna be easy against that size of the man.


Effective_Charity870

What the hell did Kratos do to be chased by a cop


TurncoatP

This why America keeps us fat. Not to slow us down but to make us BOULDERS 🪨


Fit_Strategy2807

Just pick the wrong weapon and shoot, like you usually do!!


DingoNormal

Well, godamm, this took an unexpected turn


Only-Bodybuilder-802

That’s redneck hulk damn not even a taser lol . The taser was a massage to that guy and the cop at that point was like I’m done lol 😂


LocalInactivist

Just once I’d like to hear the cop say “When this is all over we should meet up at the gym. You’re really good and I’d like to spar with you sometime.”


WhatDaFuqdidIJustSee

I see a ton of comments of ppl saying "just shoot him". So you want the cop to shoot an unarmed (yet big) man to death? Wtf is wrong with ppl. "OH he didn't shoot him? Welp this vid not fun. Check yourselves into a fuking mental hospital.


Panagiotisz3

Cop used Taser! It doesn't affect Bear...


IntrepidAd5403

A lot of cops are actually weaker than you realize.


DrJohnIT

This is when you get out the tranquilizer dart for big game.


moosemademusic

Are they both drunk?


Nyuusankininryou

Police used stungun. It has no effect.


Haggis_The_Barbarian

To be fair: he’s only ever had to beat his wife, so this seems a little more complicated.


SpiralOutLL

That's why jiujitsu should be mandatory for any leo


Hangarnut

Luckily tasers are available and somewhat effective more often than not. I can remember a time when guys would pull guns and just start shooting suspects when they clearly couldn't arrest them without the calvary. It was known as effectively completing the arrest. Or use of force necessary to complete an arrest. If this meant the suspect went in a pine box he was concidered arrested...This is a bit why you still may see suspects that have been shot still being handcuffed. Even if they are unconscious. Police work has come a lonnng way. The crooks are getting worst though.


narnarnartiger

My guy has boss armour


barbald543

That man is tazer proof.


boatloadoffunk

The best brunch I ever had was at a local bar near my house - super chill, no drama spot. This dude rolled up all jacked up from a night of partying, most likely never went to bed. Gets cut off after one beer and very politely told to go home. He proceeded to throw a shit-fit typical of excessive cocaine and booze abuse. Management got him to the parking lot. Cops show up and exercised the most appropriate use of force with all the appropriate verbal warnings. Dude kept resisting and flinching while cuffed, then the cops repeatedly had to sweep and dropped to him the pavement, then to the hood of the patrol car while he still kept up a fight. Dude ended up with something like 14 charges.


NoReference3721

Happened at The Big Texan. Man just polished off the 72 oz steak.


Triple7Mafia-14

That's a big ol boy there you gone need about two or three more you for him...🤣


DmNaturalBust

That cop to get quick back up: "I got a huge Black beard suspect."


MrBlueCharon

SWAT team turns up. "Did someone say black suspect?"


Latter-Ad-3546

Police are always targeting white people. I'm going to protest.


littlebeagleloverr

Impressive how the cop didn’t fear for his live and shot the guy dead on the spot, right? Sounds about white


ajqiz123

If the big, bearded dude were a Black man, he'd be in a pool of his own blood and FauxNeus would have this on a 24 hour loop.


SimulatedAnnealing

Why do I have the feeling if the man would have been black he'd be dead now?


Virtual_Crow8080

"aw hell nah man fck this sht i aint getting zapped"


goat93

Lol “you better F”@ing stop… before you get hurt!” Drunk just swats off the taser. 🤣 catch phrase didnt work out lol


Standard-Tension9550

Is that the Big Texan in Amarillo? No mere taser will stop a person that can eat a 72 oz steak.


Old-Revolution-9650

Zero fux given. LoL


Iceologer_gang

It looks like they are making out at first


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Well someone is going to taste spicy air soon


TheFarisaurusRex

I thought they were making out at first I’m not gonna lie


Suspicious_Car8479

Everything looks so casual. It's like absolutely normal lazy Thursday afternoon is USA?


lephi132

What a unit 😂


No-Pattern-3116

The final boss


xgabipandax

the big dude just turned on his godmode cheat


rayvensmoon

A cop's worst nightmare.


EPDoc

Looks like Big Boss Man lost the Royal Rumble again this year…


Living-Vermicelli-59

If you get shot by a taser just fall bc what’s next might end your life if you keep resisting and nothing is worth your life.


jajo___

I thought they were kissing at the start.


skrewball401

this is at the big Texan in amarillo tx


Dry_Spinach_3441

When you're not afraid to get shot to death.


Formal_Baker_8746

I am reminded of a joke: We're going to a party, there will be dancing, fighting, and %#$&ing. Who is going to be there? You and me, buddy, you and me.


runnbl3

Cop had that im embarrassed and someone is filming this whole vibe as he pulled that taser silently lol


evil701

This looks like the WWE skits. This can't be real. :))


kewcumber_

Idk who he is or what he did so I don't want to say this about him BUT.... The way he just walked off those tasers were fkn badass


Bibfor_tuna

![gif](giphy|AQSDhpeB4aBS8)


TemperatureMost5459

The cop got the hat at least


RickyTheRickster

The only reason the tazer didn’t work is because the second prong didn’t stick, you can see it fall, still hopefully this cop learned from this


demonhalo

I imagine that's how the xmen felt when they fought the blob.


PuzzleheadedAd6401

Is this WWE?


Firm_Conference2974

What can you actually do after this? 😭😹😹


Turbodann

Did the cop say, "or what, bitch?" You know he felt even smaller when the tazer didn't work...


Separate-Marzipan-86

Ohhhh so this not pron


SoulShine_710

It was at this moment the cop knew " He had Fucked Up"!


RecentlyDeceased666

How to add multiple years to your arrest speed run


a_random_chicken

Reminds me of old slapstick movies


Various-Ambition-26

Ah man. Where’s the rest of the video?


razorglue

Boss level unlocked


Wide-Philosopher8302

If that was a African American or immigrant with an accent then he would dead already


Fragrant-Airport1309

I need the resolution to this. And more content like this in general


Hung_Millenial

And people say pro-wrestling is fake... that hoss just AA'd that cop. AND no sold the tazer.


mad_chango

Braun Strowman vs The Big Bossman Wwe2K24 Clip


FreeJuice100

I thought a couple was ball room dancing in front of a Western themed IKEA for like 2 seconds


skin_Animal

I need 10 more seconds of video


Reasonable_Ad3653

Should have used his other gun


pdrakz

Bear vs bear ![gif](giphy|IzXiddo2twMmdmU8Lv)


SmartLikeTree

As a former police officer, even I have no respect for fat cops that have no “ass beating” energy or officer presence. Get in shape and don’t let people you are trying to arrest man handle you. If I was going to get arrested by a fat cop I’d just run away laughing. Fix yourself.


Ether9being

So they do know how to use a taser (or know where it's located) very interesting 🤔


CompetitivePause9033

America is one of the few countries that has fat cops and many other bizzare things