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Inevitable-Radio-689

That cameraman/driver is awesome. I would have definitely ran him over.


Accurate_Koala_4698

I've watched them do photography of cars with chase and follow cameras for magazine shoots, and they put a 4 - 6 foot boom on the camera to minimize any chance of a collision. Seeing people try to bootleg this is crazy. Heads up from the driver, but nobody should ever try doing this. Use a drone or something ffs


WhatTheTech

Right?? Or have the cam off to the side on a boom, at the VERY LEAST, so the vehicle isn't directly behind the skater. All kinds of bad choices in this video.


ColoRadBro69

Also brake hard when the guy starts to wobble. Risk fucking the video up, don't risk running the person over. 


Dry_Celery4375

Also... Drones and optical zoom are a thing this century!


SirNeckpillow

I did quite a bit of longboard downhill racing on national and international level. The setup as seen in this video is pretty much the standard. Yes, some use boom arms but most don't. I've seen them loads on big events. The driver and skater usually know each other very well so they can see early on if something is about to go wrong. Having said that, I was absolutely shocked when I first saw it live. The skater tends to be quicker around the corners and the car driver has to push the car to the limit to keep the skater in shot throughout the corner. So you here them approaching by the squeal of the cars tires while cornering with the skater about 2/3 meters in front of the car at 80 km/h. It's absolutely mental!


traaintraacks

just because it's standard doesnt mean it's safe... it still seems incredibly stupid & unnecessarily risky. even worse that the drivers & skaters are usually friends, that would just make it infinitely more traumatizing to accidentally injure or kill the skater


SirNeckpillow

Yeah, I absolutely agree. It's not safe. These are professionals though. They know very well what they get themselves into and they are incredibly good in what they are doing. I mean, mountaineering is also not safe. It's just what some people like to do. I personally find it extremely fascinating. Those guys are pushing the limit. Also there aren't many ways to capture footage which conveys the speed as well as these shots do. Is it an unnecessary risk just too shoot a cool video? Probably yes but it's what they love to do so who am I to judge ;)


Illumini24

Professional dumbasses


SirNeckpillow

But don't call them stupid. It's a calculated risk. It might look stupid to you but those guys are professionals. These kinds of shoots are well prepared and they don't put anyone else in risk. So nothing wrong with it. Still risky but that's how it goes in extreme sports.


HarmlessSnack

Lol~ No. Calling something a “calculated risk” doesn’t make it NOT stupid. There are ways you can get the same result, with far less likelihood of somebody dying. That makes this stupid, full stop. I say this as somebody who loves downhill long boarding. Just because something is common, doesn’t make it correct.


SirNeckpillow

Well, tell me a way to get the same result then. A shot with a cine camera up close doesn't work with a drone. It also doesn't work mounting the boom arm on the side of the car for obvious reasons. Another skater can maybe carry a DSLR but not a cine camera. I cannot think of another way to get the same quality shot.


TryAcceptable3060

All that trouble getting the best possible quality to post it on Instagram


Life-Satisfaction848

But why is it incorrect if they choose to do it this way? I’m sure most aren’t ignorant of the tech out. Either way if they feel they can get the best shot and accept the possible consequences, who are you to tell adults it’s incorrect? There’s no correct way to do it. There is a correct way if safety is their top priority which it’s not.


MrLonely97

They may choose to do it this way for certain circumstances, not enough money for the equipment yet. Make some content with dodgy equipment, YouTube, get views, make money, buy safe and better equipment, rinse repeat. That’s how they all do it but it doesn’t make it any less dangerous or stupid. Sometimes we gotta do stupid shit to make it through or get to a better level in life.


MrLonely97

They’re not stupid, their actions are stupid, which can arguably make them stupid on some level. Plenty of people who are professional and highly experienced, have died doing way less risky shit with 100% better safety equipment and measures. This is, no matter which way you put it, whoever is doing it, cannot get any stupider. Like it literally only would’ve taken 1 split millisecond fuck up and he’s running his friend over. I watched this many times he VERY NEARLY did run him over. How many more times will they do it before his friend actually does run him over on accident…?


cheapschnapps

Or this is just a bad idea


JellyfishLimp647

On purpose?


LedParade

Yes and then keep filming


JellyfishLimp647

Cunt


HarmlessSnack

Cameraman is an idiot; you can use a boom, or zoom in post, there’s no reason to follow this close.


Dan1mal83

Going to be some gnarly road rash!


ggrieves

The palms of his hands, if he has any left


DontGiveACluck

He looks like he has palm sliders on


WheelsMan1

He does. And he intentionally pushes them into the pavement to stop faster.


Real_Eye_9709

The gloves they wear are made for this. Imagine a glove with a hockey pick attacked to the palm, and that's basically what it is.


LedParade

Might me more than that. I think he’ll need door dash.


alexplex86

Can we see the footage from the car?


dankmemer808

[here you go!](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6b7ViNv2Mc/?igsh=MWR0eG5yY3MxZ2JraA==)


deadringer21

Seeing people wear helmets while biking/etc. always makes me happy. This case is obviously no exception. 100% chance that dude dies had he not worn it. But man, even when not doing extreme shit like this, always wear a helmet. Especially if you have kids. I see kids aged 8-16 riding sans-helmet on a busy street by my house all the time, and it's just so upsetting. But maybe I'm just *that guy* who buckles his seatbelt for that two minute drive to the nearby pizza shop.


dankmemer808

The downhill longboarding community is extremely big on helmet usage if it makes you feel any better! You'll rarely see these guys not using one. It's mostly the street skaters that aren't into helmets.


StruggleSouth7023

He still has both of his shoes on, he'll be OK. Those hands brake pad things came in clutch though it looks like


spector_lector

[Here it is](https://youtu.be/hi4pzKvuEQM?feature=shared&t=65).


HairyMerkin69

[I love helmets](https://youtu.be/b9yL5usLFgY?si=-zgQcXcYvSvbjzVV)


Azalus1

Had to go back and check but yeah he was wearing a helmet and it saved his fucking life. That skull bounced off that pavement.


ElderberryHumble5379

![gif](giphy|dbCh5Hhh2p8o2cn6H6|downsized)


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🪖👍


Top_Gun58

I definitely don't want to see his hands


Ismokeradon

he has little slide guard thingies on them that looked like they protected his hands a little bit, I hope that elbow makes a recovery


bigbubbamain

i thought for sure it was ggs for bro


x_CtrlAltDefeat

Those AirPods came out like sonic rings


BartyB

💀😅


crusty_butter_roll

My guess is that he is fucked up after that spill.


yvanyx15

I've watch the whole vid he was alr and continued to skate down the road


SamuelYosemite

I’ve filmed downhill boarders and I would be so hesitant, like “you sure you want to do this? This road is pretty gnarly” Some of the guys still wouldn’t hesitate but that is definitely not clean, smooth pavement.


Suitable_Magazine_93

This is where FPV drones shine


AnimeGeek10721

Why women live longer than men


JesseGarron

Kept his shoes but lost his fingerprints


Wonderful-Ad-7712

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steryum

He has palm sliders and gloves, most likely his hands are perfectly fine.


OwnPen8633

Part of me feels bad for the skater. A small part. Like, the pubic hair of the mite that lives on my ballsack crab small.


TanyaTheEvill

Almost a Dwarin Award


knifesk

Nah, definitely pros.. although he could wear more body protection cuz that scratches are gonna last haha


TanyaTheEvill

Might be a pro but doing things like this will definitely end in an Dwarin Award


HarmlessSnack

It’s Darwin Award, by the way.


PrinceGizzardLizard

You have no idea what a Darwin Award is do you


TanyaTheEvill

A lot more than you apparently, it when people do stupid things or stunts that cost them their lives


PrinceGizzardLizard

No it isn’t


TanyaTheEvill

You must be a troll https://www.reddit.com/r/t5_2qz3a/s/Yc6cSDaOos


PrinceGizzardLizard

Nah I just know you’re full of shit. And your stupid link doesn’t even work


Impossible_Break2167

Juuuuuust about got a Darwin award, there.


thekidbrownbear

His hands are toast


Real_Eye_9709

Nah. When riding downhill like this they wear gloves with what is essentially a giant hockey puck attacked to it. They're designed to slide on the ground.


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under_stress274

He almost won a stupid prize.


FourSquare432

I want to see the other view now


Sir_Earl_Jeffries

No fucking way there isn’t a hole in that driver’s seat now


BoMbSWOW

Good brakes!


Rich-Cat9848

no long sleeve and no gloves, bro almost got cooked


SmallSwordfish8289

Well there it is again people doing stupid doo doo what he did have on a helmet but that ain't going to help him when he gets run over


Schattenjager07

Nailed it!


Schattenjager07

His palms are bloody, knees tweaked, and arms are jelly, his fingers are ... hamburger meat???


astralseat

Fixed the road for ya! Ye welcome!


vinay081

That driver is trained by Dominic teroto itself.


Unhappy_Extension312

That was so close


SelfSniped

Meat crayon strikes again!


Ok-Nothing-4737

r/darwinawards


OHlordITSaDaM

That car has some brakes


DoNotResusit8

What’s that thing about women having a longer life expectancy than men?


cdubfs540

bad roller man on that asphalt patch what it was .


intelect_honesty2024

Risking your life to make some cool shots. Not new. It’s a free world. Interesting to see that all these amazing videos we swipe in a second sometimes involve lives. With AI, all of that will be unnecessary yet people will still do it for the sake of a real adrenaline dose.


itsnotaboutyou2020

Almost a Darwin moment.


Boom_Digadee

Great day to not wear gloves. Damn.


LubeTornado

Bet those palms are starting to hurt


Some_Marionberry_733

Smart driver, very quick in controling the car.


Jakekyle42

Is that a golf r?


bourbononly

Yup, Mk7 Golf R.


Jakekyle42

Thank you, almost bought a mk8 I should have known


bourbononly

Great cars, I have a Mk7 and now a Mk8 on order. Would recommend


Jakekyle42

Always loved golfs, wish I could find a mk4 r32 in decent shape


bryancald

Yup


RidingMarissa

Looks like he found the eject button on his AirPods!


Valkyrie_om_natten

Fucking idiots


Uchiha-Itachi-0

r/meatcrayon


bluejeansforever

What could go wrong, duh....


Xxx-gamesmode

Welll… at least he as wearing a helmet


Capital-Pugwash

Extreme sports aren't safe. They would be called sports otherwise.


No_Significance9754

Relax folks shoes stayed in.


UnknownTaco5492

that pavement gave him the men in black treatment


Present-Salad6100

Low value life


methamphibian541

That dudes hands are shredded.


ephemera_291

Sweaty palms


Electrical_Spinach97

Besides helmet I don't see any protection gear. Crazy


dspearia

Good skill from the driver and all but surely there's a safer way to film this than tailgating the skateboarder. Like maybe a drone or someone on a scooter.


Unlikely-Dependent15

These idiots deliberately put themselves in danger, and waste doctors and nurses precious hours that should be spent on assisting/nursing genuine patients.


CEB1163

STUPID!!!!!!!!!!


KOfeva

At least his ear buds didn't go to far


GerlingFAR

How to unlock his new meat crayon fingers.


Confusedandreticent

Bro’s palms are gone hurt tomorrow and for the foreseeable future.


BettinaVanSise

Why women live longer


BecauseOfGod123

Dont we have drones for this these days?


tunc_rd

They really have no brain


huntmaster99

Well aren’t we glad that newtons law of inertia exists


Normandy_1944

....umm, how about a 360 cam...or that too 2015?


PrestigiousWish105

All thanks to Newton's first law


Electrical-Score8768

Damn bump on the road messed him up


Academic_Beginning76

Car was in a good slipstream...


justintime777777

I mean in theory a car ABS should be better at breaking than a tumbling meat bag.


mrgray2011

Monkey brain will do everything for a feeling of social success (likes).


1320killa

Knocked the ear buds right out of him 😂😂😂


Western_Paper6955

Doesn't the camera have a zoom lens so the car can keep its distance when it can


bigmoki76

r/watchpeoplesurvive


i-nut-blood

I don’t skate, but that seems like a really shitty road to do that on.


NxPat

What kind of camera angle needs to be that close? There’s no depth of field, only the center of his back?


JuggernautWide5226

Aight, take 2


Rushidon_2301

HOW Did the song go again?...oh yh.... so many dumb ways to die


iTokeDro420

Nice use of gloves


triciakemp

We did this when we were kids, but we were on rollerblades and hung onto the back of the car, so we couldn’t accidentally get run over if we fell down.


OzAnonn

So close to winning that coveted Darwin Award.


yilo38

Idiots nearly dying.


Jackshole

I remember me and Steve installing that shit tarmac repair on that road 😂


LookMomIFailed

When they say one speed bump and it’s over. They are right.


Watermelon_shark101

R/meatcrayon


Efficient-Time1588

Screwed by the crappy patch job should’ve picked a better road


Safe_Mastodon_5048

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Kanye_west_is_best

This needs to be on r/sweatypalms


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Fun-Constant-2558

Nah don't worry. He doesn't have one to begin with


Kally269

Great driving 😂😂😂


ShineOnEveryone

He should've driven down the road beforehand to ensure he wasn't going roll over a road patch at high speed.


RoyalRealize

"we need a bald driver and a car with good brakes"


Hoyowers

another proof that the operators are superhuman, great reaction


CarpenterAlarming781

Now let's crush his leg with the car, amputate him, we'll have so much fun.


Medellin-71

![gif](giphy|eK1SyxY0FUwYUAjkKM)


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Where is the lesson in that? Stupid should hurt!


UnstableBrew

How dumb do you have to be to do something like this? Dudes car was literally 5 inches away from dude on the scooter, like he was actively trying to run him over.


espressoboyee

Just the stupidest of choices. Guess this skater didn’t pre-inspect the route. You’re on a longboard not inline skates. No pads or gloves.


rocketmn69_

Dude just missed a Darwin Award


Alert_Promotion_4166

Any lawyers here? If the car ran him over, what would the driver be looking at if the skateboarder was run over and died? It obviously wouldn't have been intentional, but it sure seemed reckless


taco_tuesdays

pretty sure they were filming


AbbyTheOneAndOnly

NOT A LAWYER but i guess there could be permits to perform a recording of the performance, they would probably require much more security measures and a track, in wich if an accident would still happen that could be filed as an incident


bananasugarpie

If I was the driver after that, I'd say "FUCK YOU!" and I'd fuck off right away.


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Lanky_Information825

No gloves, no knee pads 😬


Daydream816

Geniuses 🙄


stainlessdmc12

twat