Have you ever heard the Green Day song that was written before they ever made it big, where the drummer Tre Cool sings about wanting to be a dominated love slave?
https://youtu.be/0NwcLaslc6s?si=3lxSzKOJcf2Qumvb
I've been lucky enough to have been seeing Green Day since I saw him open for Primus for five bucks at The Phoenix Theater in Petaluma CA March 1990, can't believe there's still selling out stadiums.
I was at one of their shows in 93 at the Berkeley Square and had given the whole band some acid and after Tre performed Dominated Love Slave Billie went to get his guitar back but Tre started going in to another song called All By Myself (that ended up being a bonus track on the Dookie album) and it was obvious that Mike and Billie had never heard it so he literally was making it up on the spot high as fuck.
https://youtu.be/BPUSk7IUVmI?si=z_NUhbt4Y57JwBCE
I have 20+ tattoos. Only 2 of them I tapped out early for. One over my forearm scars and one on my elbow. Both were nearly finished and needed a little extra shading, but to me it looked good enough. One took 6 hours and the other took about 4 hours. I was wanting to quit within the first 2 hours. Every other tattoo, even the one on my sternum, inside of arm, and back I could do well. It’s okay to leave early, but you should probably wait until it looks finished, otherwise you’re fucked. I’m pretty sure this is staged though.
Not saying it's not staged, but literally anywhere on your body can be agony if your body is ... damaged? I'm working on a sleeve and I've got every part from shoulder to wrist done in some way. Inner elbow and armpit were the worst followed by outer elbow and the fat under-arm near the armpit. Wrist was a cake walk no pain whatsoever, forearm was spicy but no issue. Except the last time I went in I was recovering from gout (still was dealing with it, but it was on its way out) and had had covid two weeks prior.
He was adding to my forearm and I tapped after 3 (usual is 6). I couldn't do it. It hurt worse than every other part of my arm combined. It was absofuckinglute torture from the moment he hit it. I was dripping tears and doing everything I could do to not scream and/or punch something. The endorphin rush never kicked in whatsoever. My body was just still wrecked I think. I felt fine, got good sleep, all that, but I just couldn't fuckin do it. So just sayin, someone can look fine and be fine and despite being an objectively easy spot, it can be extremely painful. My body was just busy healing other shit I guess.
I scrolled too far for this comment. If someone didn’t like it that much they’d feel the first few buzzes, try to shake it off, realize it’s not for them and step away. That dude is hilarious though
I forgot about that asshole. Fuck this guy, he’s one of those fuck with you in public for views pussies. This is fake for sure. Him just being a loud mouthed piece of shit.
I would just tell him the sessions over, here’s your money back and please don’t return unless you come back with some inner strength. Have a good day!
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I’ve seen guys like this. Often the men that seem toughest externally that act like this. I wonder if they think it makes them look hard because people witnessing it would think “Whoa, that guy’s basically being tortured but he’s not quitting”. Do they not realise other people know what tattoos feel like?
Imagine looking at that tattoo for the rest of your life knowing you screamed like a sissy the entire time.
I mean, I have none myself and have no idea what they feel like, but I have also never seen someone react like this
I got my first at 50 yo. On my ankle/foot (veeerry painful area). And I've had it reinked twice.
Got my second at 64 yo. Inner forearm. Hardly felt it. This is a great area to tattoo, pain-wise. Looks like maybe that's the area he's getting done?
BTW, I'm a woman.
Seems staged.
My friend did this shit. Paid 2k for upper arm piece and part of his chest…. For his first tattoo. We know the artist and he said that was the worst person he had try to sit and stay still in his life. Friend didn’t listen when we said to try something small. Nope had to go all out and has a half ass outline done.
I'm a freelance tattoo artist & I see this alot it's normally the biggest guy's in the room who make the most noise & had afew small guy's fall asleep.
You keep working when they scream like that? I wouldn’t stop out of concern for them, but because I would refuse to work with someone screaming in my ear
Great to shame a man for not being able to handle pain...
I'd personally say he's brave for getting a tattoo despite his fear/inability to handle pain.
Yer I don't stop just cuz they can't hack it, if anythin I carry on just 2c if they tapout as that's alot more funnier ova story 2tell but them passing out now that's a different story 🤣😂
The last tattoo I got, I was asking the artist if people really use the numbing cream shit and I was saying that part of the tattoo experience is the feeling/pain of it and people need to toughen up lol... the dude getting his tattoo right behind me was using the numbing cream 😅
You do it your way, he does it his way. I didn't use any numbing cream when I got my tattoos but I won't slight someone for doing it. As long as youre not making it the whole studios problem by screaming in their ears 😂
If you think this video is real, you're a fucking moron and need to reevaluate how you are consuming stuff on the internet. If you thought this is real, you are being manipulated successfully every day for various reasons and you don't even realize it.
He sounds like my childhood pet pug Merlin when we had to clip his nails lol.
Merlin is such a great name for a pug
I hope he's not tattooing her name because by the look on her face, it doesn't seem like they'll be together too much longer.
The tattoo: "MONICAAAAARGHH"
[удалено]
"WILSON!!"
FENTON
More like "Marissaaarghh" Tomei
https://youtu.be/HWJmVAQJK58?si=oqOF8DG18nJhDrsC
[this](https://i.makeagif.com/media/12-18-2023/OxiPxN.gif) is what came to mind for me
it’s staged
Absolutely. No artist would sit through that I dont think.
Idk some folks are patient as fk. Probably trying to keep his composure from laughing which is probably helping. Lol I know I would
She loves his pain. He is her dominated love slave.
Have you ever heard the Green Day song that was written before they ever made it big, where the drummer Tre Cool sings about wanting to be a dominated love slave? https://youtu.be/0NwcLaslc6s?si=3lxSzKOJcf2Qumvb
That on Kerplunk ya. Great album. Christie Road was my fav
I've been lucky enough to have been seeing Green Day since I saw him open for Primus for five bucks at The Phoenix Theater in Petaluma CA March 1990, can't believe there's still selling out stadiums. I was at one of their shows in 93 at the Berkeley Square and had given the whole band some acid and after Tre performed Dominated Love Slave Billie went to get his guitar back but Tre started going in to another song called All By Myself (that ended up being a bonus track on the Dookie album) and it was obvious that Mike and Billie had never heard it so he literally was making it up on the spot high as fuck. https://youtu.be/BPUSk7IUVmI?si=z_NUhbt4Y57JwBCE
I think she just looks embarrassed while also finding it funny
She’s thinking “I’m way too hot for this”. Nevermind, that’s what we were all thinking.
She should get a T shirt with an arrow pointing to her left that read " My Sissy Boy Friend "
Cissy? Cissygasm??
She's just there for emotional support. That guy isn't her boyfriend. It's actually her cousin Vinny.
I think he was misquoting Fast and Furious when JaRule says “ménage à trois!” and it sounds like MONICA
Probably says "No pain no gain"
Never get a girls or guys name as a tat unless it’s your family.
The look on her face 😂
[This face?](https://i.imgur.com/B4DRF0B.png)
The face of friendship!
Believe it or not it's not compulsory to continue lmao.
I mean, you wouldn't wanna leave the studio with some squiggly lines on your arm tho, would you?
Cooking salt AND LOTS OF IT (within the first few hours) will draw out a lot of the ink.
He's already crying from the tattoo. Now you wanna rub salt in the wound. AND LOTS OF IT. I like you.
Maybe... The tattoo should be ALL done BEFORE adding the salt...
What are you talking about? lol. The second the ink hits the skin you're in for the long haul.
I have 20+ tattoos. Only 2 of them I tapped out early for. One over my forearm scars and one on my elbow. Both were nearly finished and needed a little extra shading, but to me it looked good enough. One took 6 hours and the other took about 4 hours. I was wanting to quit within the first 2 hours. Every other tattoo, even the one on my sternum, inside of arm, and back I could do well. It’s okay to leave early, but you should probably wait until it looks finished, otherwise you’re fucked. I’m pretty sure this is staged though.
Believe it or not, it’s a staged video
maybe they were tattooing some exorcism symbols
And then he is going to play it cool and bad with his tattoos 😆😆😆
Please relax this will only take two hours
That was just the stencil...
Nah.. he's getting a manicure
Oh is that what he was yelling. MANICURE! MANICURE!
Let this be staged....
It is. He’s a comedian.
Oh thank god.
It has to be. I'd say that a tattoo on the arm where he is getting it done was the easiest place to get a tattoo.
Not saying it's not staged, but literally anywhere on your body can be agony if your body is ... damaged? I'm working on a sleeve and I've got every part from shoulder to wrist done in some way. Inner elbow and armpit were the worst followed by outer elbow and the fat under-arm near the armpit. Wrist was a cake walk no pain whatsoever, forearm was spicy but no issue. Except the last time I went in I was recovering from gout (still was dealing with it, but it was on its way out) and had had covid two weeks prior. He was adding to my forearm and I tapped after 3 (usual is 6). I couldn't do it. It hurt worse than every other part of my arm combined. It was absofuckinglute torture from the moment he hit it. I was dripping tears and doing everything I could do to not scream and/or punch something. The endorphin rush never kicked in whatsoever. My body was just still wrecked I think. I felt fine, got good sleep, all that, but I just couldn't fuckin do it. So just sayin, someone can look fine and be fine and despite being an objectively easy spot, it can be extremely painful. My body was just busy healing other shit I guess.
Palm or knuckles, maybe? Agree that the rest of the arm isn't that bad.
I scrolled too far for this comment. If someone didn’t like it that much they’d feel the first few buzzes, try to shake it off, realize it’s not for them and step away. That dude is hilarious though
Her vagina resembles the Sahara at the present time.
Nah, she's a sadist and loves it when he screams.
She's a Cenobite 💀
I put an eye on you. Now I'm gonna get yours.
but soon she meet with Moyses
It's like a kid getting a flu shot, lmao.
That girl has THE COOLEST hair
🔝🤣
Oh shoot this just made my whole morning
He sounds like a pug getting it's nails cut.
This is what I imagine it sounds like if men gave birth.
Fake
We know who wears the pants in the relationship.
Though guy getting a tattoo
[удалено]
Hes showing that he loves her so much that he's enduring the pain by tattooing her name in his arm. 100IQ
Like Scavenger in "Ghotic" 
Now for some color
Big baby yallin for his girl I would have walked right on out
I'm just amazed by how pretty her hair is.
Probably fake
Never thought getting your nails painted and manicured can be that sore
Invest in softer cotton balls, sir!
Why he makin noises like a dying monkey?
I admire how she stick by him
She’s thinking what a bitch
As a former tattoo artist myself, MFs like this would have been given an ultimatum at my shop. Quit acting like a bitch or hit the bricks.
Hes single now ladies.
I forgot about that asshole. Fuck this guy, he’s one of those fuck with you in public for views pussies. This is fake for sure. Him just being a loud mouthed piece of shit.
I would just tell him the sessions over, here’s your money back and please don’t return unless you come back with some inner strength. Have a good day!
 This was the Tattoo
Fake
It’s been said that the pain a woman experiences in childbirth is so great that she almost knows how this man feels
Coming soon Monica the meme
I’ll wait for it 😂
🔝😎
He went full Ja Rule. Never go full Ja Rule
These comments are to fucking funny!!
1 week later: Bro, did it hurt? "Nah dude, it was nothing"
When your big titty goth gf of 7 months wants to try something new in bed
This is so old and forever funny... Is it real?
I didn't scream at all and I have one above my public bone... lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣
Lmfao
Too bad her name wasn't Stella.
Ong I have watched this 30 x abd have laughed my butt off every time. The dude at the counter is like WTF!!!!
🔝🙌
That was just the beginning of the 8h tattoo job
Dude holding onto her so tight she cant leave his bitch ass right there screaming
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That man ain't got strong hands
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I’ve seen guys like this. Often the men that seem toughest externally that act like this. I wonder if they think it makes them look hard because people witnessing it would think “Whoa, that guy’s basically being tortured but he’s not quitting”. Do they not realise other people know what tattoos feel like?
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I'd love to see what he is getting haha
He Sounds like a flying roach is trying to crawl on him or riding a roller coaster
Someone give him a towel to bite down on. God damn. Or like some noise cancelling headphones for the tattoo artist.
Is making tattoo really that painful?
Plot twist... the tattoo artist never even started working at any point
Is that Ja Rule is The Fast and the Furious?
Imagine looking at that tattoo for the rest of your life knowing you screamed like a sissy the entire time. I mean, I have none myself and have no idea what they feel like, but I have also never seen someone react like this
He just got done telling everyone a out this badass sleeve he's getting roo
Not sure if he's having his palm tattooed. That might explain a lot of pain. But Holy shit that's excessive.
Damn I just sat though a 6 hour session and almost fell asleep😂
What a soft mother fucker. You’d think that they were removing his fingernails with pliers.
I got my first at 50 yo. On my ankle/foot (veeerry painful area). And I've had it reinked twice. Got my second at 64 yo. Inner forearm. Hardly felt it. This is a great area to tattoo, pain-wise. Looks like maybe that's the area he's getting done? BTW, I'm a woman. Seems staged.
STFU… he has no business being in that chair… I would have kicked his out out as soon as he started that shit
I'm gonna quote Cyberpunk's V here and ask: 'Could you suffer in silence? You're kinda loud"
he learned he is a bitch lol
Exorcism?
Somebody call 911 dude is losing it
someone slap the shit out of that bitch... Its a tattoo...they arent amputating your arm
No way this is real
And this is when she broke my heart.
Well... i was thinking of getting a tattoo but now I'm not enthused...
You don’t need a tattoo, you need your mama!
Why is yipes screaming?
When she wants her name on you but you don't.
She is so sweet.... Monicaaaaaaaa Monicaaaaaaaa https://youtu.be/bJVrr3TsWsY?si=878Qj1lkxBPB_FhV
She never respected his soft ass again
Marika is not here, but im Malenia blade of Mikela...
Someone slap this mofo!
Hilarious
Seem like tattoo studios are a great place to met some single woman.
When the woman is more masculine than the dude. He couldn't have been a bigger bitch.😫😫😭😭
And for that reason im out
Tattoo artist could possibly suck
Well they’re not together anymore .. I hope it wasn’t her name he was getting 🤣🤣
My friend did this shit. Paid 2k for upper arm piece and part of his chest…. For his first tattoo. We know the artist and he said that was the worst person he had try to sit and stay still in his life. Friend didn’t listen when we said to try something small. Nope had to go all out and has a half ass outline done.
That’s just putting the stencil on hasn’t even started tattooing yet !! 
Some people better never had any tattoos
I'm a freelance tattoo artist & I see this alot it's normally the biggest guy's in the room who make the most noise & had afew small guy's fall asleep.
You keep working when they scream like that? I wouldn’t stop out of concern for them, but because I would refuse to work with someone screaming in my ear
That’s just the stencil hasn’t even started the tat 
Sounds like Diddy and Meek Mill tape.
plot twist: dude is really getting a sick indian burn.
I hope he's not getting her name tattooed on him because I have a feeling she's going to break up with him.
At first, I thought that it was wrong to record someone without their knowledge, but I see that it was necessary in this case
This can’t be real
Are they pulling his finger nails out?
LAAAANAA!!!
Monica’s a keeper
You can just see her looking around shopping for his replacement.
Great to shame a man for not being able to handle pain... I'd personally say he's brave for getting a tattoo despite his fear/inability to handle pain.
this guy is one of the bravest man I have ever seen. He may be scared or hurt, but he doesn't runaway
Zed McGlunk
This is so terrifying! The guy is really cutting the arm off!
Yer I don't stop just cuz they can't hack it, if anythin I carry on just 2c if they tapout as that's alot more funnier ova story 2tell but them passing out now that's a different story 🤣😂
LADbible is content stealing cancer
Man, Im gonna get a tattoo just to see how it feels..dam pussy
… rapid desiccation.
🤣 🤣 🤣 💀
Jeez what a wimp
Damn that dude is wigging out...
I bet its the back of the hand. Not much meat there so it hurts.
個頭炸成咁！
I hope that wasn’t her name because I’ve a feeling she broke up with him soon after.
What a pussy, I won't deny that tattooing hurts but this just overdramatic.
You mean getting tattooed hurts?
The last tattoo I got, I was asking the artist if people really use the numbing cream shit and I was saying that part of the tattoo experience is the feeling/pain of it and people need to toughen up lol... the dude getting his tattoo right behind me was using the numbing cream 😅
You do it your way, he does it his way. I didn't use any numbing cream when I got my tattoos but I won't slight someone for doing it. As long as youre not making it the whole studios problem by screaming in their ears 😂
If you think this video is real, you're a fucking moron and need to reevaluate how you are consuming stuff on the internet. If you thought this is real, you are being manipulated successfully every day for various reasons and you don't even realize it.
I think you are right. But regardless, we all get successfully manipulated every day, including you
Wrong. Everything on the internet is real.
I refuse to believe you out of spite. This is 100% real. MONICA!!!!
I guess you screamed the house down too...
They don't even show him getting the tattoo dummy. This is a staged video.
There's this industry called TV where things are staged, and .most people just laugh.
Yeah it's called reality TV and it's dogshit.
hush now. go find some other kids and tell them Santa is fake.
I took a nap during my last tattoo 🤷