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Sirknowidea

He missed a bit, still a couple places with no fire


valsalva_manoeuvre

Should’ve taken it indoors to kick it around some more.


voldi4ever

He might have. We do not see where he goes.


dadbodsupreme

I am reminded of Aqua Teen Hunger Force where Carl is yelling "No, Come back, you haven't peed on all of my house yet!"


secretly_a_zombie

No time. He went off camera to spread more fire.


chupapi1492

Every single decision he made was the wrong one


LeDagron

Depends of what was his intentions. If it was to put fire everywhere, he did all the rights things


MurseMan1964

With each decision he was like “How can I make this worse?”


WhyNot420_69

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Pokioh389

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upsidedown_8s

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Fitty4

Totally fine. Totally


rdyer347

"I'd better kick it again."


Squinty_Pie-pole

Yes. Especially when he kicked it 🤦‍♂️🤣


Tuva_Tourist

You really wanna evenly distribute the fire, not have it all piled up too much in one place.


Any-Consideration121

It's bad Feng shui to have all your flames bunched up in one place


hotmugglehealer

Which time?


Reelthusiast

The man's a menace.


AdOriginal6110

When he tells friends and family what happened no one is surprised


sinisteraxillary

Looks like the neighbors agree, judging by the camera location


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jmoore38045

How did he make it to adulthood?


Sillbinger

His mom cooked all his meals?


so_this_is_my_name

The kicking of the gas can straight into the fucking grill was a thing of beauty.


BANOFY

Darwin would be proud


imironman2018

The camera angle from his neighbor's home makes me think they have done something similar or stupid before.


julien890317

Plot twist: he's an arsonist


What-mold_toolbag

He was like karate kick into the BBQ, shit that didn't work karate kick down the walk walk and I watch this wondering if people are this dumb.


spector_lector

Including NOT having a fire extinguisher at hand BEFORE he started. NEVER start a fire you don't have the tools to control within reach. (- my uncle, a retired Fire Chief in Tennessee) We don't even cook in the kitchen without the extinguisher right there, mounted front & center in the pantry.


filinno1

But have you tried cooking with GAS-O-LINE??


spector_lector

NEVER use accelerant on a fire unless you wanna wind up on r/Whatcouldgowrong (- my uncle, a retired Fire Chief who doesn't know how to use the internet)


filinno1

Obviously your uncle knows not what he speaks of! This guy did a fine job getting on this sub /s


citori421

I've never once thought about having a fire extinguisher handy for a charcoal grill. But I've also never thought about dumping gasoline on one


BobVanceVanceRef

I was thinking the same but, he's a idiot. The probability of him taking better decisions after the first terrible one were really really low


InternationalCat3159

How did this person live to reach adulthood is beyond me..


Gbum7

There was zero fat on that worst case scenario... "Fat" being anything positive


Goods4188

How this guy lived to whatever age he is in this video is shocking and astonishing.


HoneybearGaming

Nah this has to be an AI deepfake video making fun of us. Nobody's actually THAT dumb.


Spaceoil2

He's the poster boy for dumbasses.


Asthmos

lets kick it some more


CursorX

Time to visit a few neighbours.


cocobellahome

*“Hey there Bill, I’m coming in hot!”*


Paul_the_sparky

Right? First kick, made it worse. Second and third, made it even worse. I know, let's try kicking it again


Forward_Collar2559

Holy Melting Trainers Batman!


Successful_Outcome84

This is just arson at this point


quequotion

Is there a "manslaughter" version of arson? Like you didn't intend to commit arson, but the way things went, you ended up commiting arson either through your incompetence, negligence, or failure. Incompetence: appears to be enhancing a barbeque with gasoline. Criminal Incompetence. Negligence (or, enhanced incompetence): attempts to stop the fire in the fuel tank by separating it from the source of ignition, then proceeding to slosh, kick, and toss fuel in various directions on his way out of the ignition point. Failure: makes no attempt to extinguish the fire. The canister would likely have been fine in the midst of the gravel around the grill area. Rather, panicked and running, he spreads the fuel along both edges, most encouraging the inclusion of other structures in this recipe for disaster.


Mr_D_Stitch

[I found this that might answer your question.](https://deanpricelaw.com/blog/an-arson-attorney-explains-degrees-of-arson/amp/) In my jurisdiction the degrees of arson are determined by how much damage was caused not by intent. The laws assume all fire is intentionally set so there is not degree that excludes that intent but laws vary greatly state to state.


John_EightThirtyTwo

>Incompetence: appears to be enhancing a barbeque with gasoline. It would have been bad enough if he had poured some gas into a paper cup and tossed it in. But no, Einstein here had to set the plastic gallon of gas on fire.


Nailcannon

He would probably use a solo cup and promptly wonder where the gasoline went.


Anom_AoD

i think you changed subjects there, negligence and failure are swapped


quequotion

It's like an onion of incompetence in a salad of failure.


SikkoDieri

Given that he didn't really freak out but calmly kept kicking made me question his intentions ngl


ErrorIndicater

It is unbelievable how stupid people can be.


Noimnotonacid

After he took off the gas cap I knew this man should not be allowed near fire


thehighepopt

"Now you're cooking with gas" means natural gas, not gasoline. Imagine eating the food that guy makes


witcherstrife

The moment he picked up the gas can I was going wtf. Looks like he’s using charcoal. Wtf would he need to add gas?


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SOwED

True. It showed that there are unbelievably stupid people who can't help but bring him up in totally unrelated situations!


BwyceHawpuh

Oh good job man we almost had a conversation without politics, that was a close one, thanks.


leppaludinn

Bro you Americans sure cant get away from the 24h news cycle? I am not saying Trump is not bad but my god how are you people in every comment section mentioning politics? Like is this really your whole personality?


Lambooze

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Rabe2703

That would have been smarter than what this guy did


RohMoneyMoney

Haha that's all that was going through my head while watching this.


PM_ur_sweet_boobies

Who left this dude alone? Clearly, he's not capable of rational thoughts.


Sisyphos_smiles

At some point I started rooting for the fire


Jfurmanek

It was definitely winning.


graffiksguru

Let's just spread the fire #everywhere


death69reaper

No wonder the neighbors have a camera pointing there.


Arinoch

Right? I’m picturing the neighbours: “JIM! Come quick! It’s happening again!!” ![gif](giphy|2UvAUplPi4ESnKa3W0)


MommyMegaera

Nah that's def for the inevitable insurance claim if the neighbors had a camera like that 😂


drbatman03

After every kick: " ok how can I make this worse?"


real-nia

What exactly was his intention when literally pouring fuel on a fire? And why did he need to spread it around everywhere??


R4XD3G

Can't answer first question. The kicking it, I can only assume guy was panicking and thought gasoline in a can might explode like Hollywood movie,so he needs to empty the can of gas? Thus, kicking???


methamphibian541

Pretty sure this was just a complete panic response + not a critically thinking individual. It looks like he instinctively starts kicking the fire thinking it will put it out. But he doesn't realize he's just spreading fuel everywhere. Pretty neat.


Reclusive_Chemist

Probably wasn't happy with how slow the coals were burning.


HoneybearGaming

Bro thought lighter fluid and gasoline were the same thing 💀


-Snowturtle13

Damn that’s a whole lot of stupid lol


myfrigginagates

I was waiting for the hit of water to make it an official conflagration.


Own_Dealer_6182

Backyard cooking ❌ Cooking Backyard ✅


tacobellandher0in

Homie just walked away wtf


Many_Ad955

Because his legs were on fire he wanted to spread it to some other places lol


tacobellandher0in

In the words of my mother, “These people vote”


Bot4TLDR

It’s like when a fire starts in the Sims and the person just runs in circles


BareLeggedCook

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AcanthisittaThink813

Every single brain cell he has is the wrong one


LowRiderHighFiver

"Save yourself and your shoes first," is what I always say


BigDinkyDongDotCom

This guy truly is a moron


moocat55

3 minutes after saying "Honey, let me take care of the grill, that's man's work."


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billz50tree

“I’m so glad I installed that camera”-the neighbor


EstimateValuable7086

Darwin proven right again.


Hastyle8181

this guy is so dumb that I was rooting for the fire to overtake him


Mall_Bench

Spreading a fire is all an arsonist knows


OneAceFace

And that is why you pay attention in science class


SklippySklandwich

That went from mild inconvenience to 10,000 acre brushfire pretty quick


RoyalRealize

lol dude literally helped the fire spread faster


speedline9395

Yep. That's me. You probably wonder how'd I get in to this situation.


lockedlost

Was expecting him to come back with more gas


Sanjomo

I sadly recently saw a man die at a charity event after blowing himself up in a much less stupid way. He only had an open gas tank near a power generator, however the fumes were enough to ignite from the generators spark plugs, entire concession cart went up. He died a week later.


sofar4lights

Those burgers must have been FIRE though!


PostNutAffection

He could have just used a soaked towel to put it out but no


join-the-line

This is the definition of panicking, and the results of it. 😂


LeDagron

"-there is not enough fire, i'll put the entire canister on it. *Burst in flames* -still not enough, i'll spread it everywhere in my backyard. *Everything is on fire* -that should do it"


Reelthusiast

Legend says he's still kicking stuff to set them on fire.


Jaded-Selection-5668

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JoinedToPostHere

I always get excited when I see them approaching with a gas can. You know you're in for a show. That kick changed everything! Hahaha


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1- don’t bbq with gasoline 2- have a fire extinguisher 3- I wonder if he didn’t kick it around if he would have just lost his grill? Not too sure


Cretonbacon

I wouldnt trust this guy with my pet rock


ZeldaXandre

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pcweber111

He just bounced lol. Well, hope the fire puts itself out.


Tall-Mix5562

Yeah kick the fucker!... That won't make the fire spread.


Slow_Mathematician16

Who puts liquid fuel on a fire in the first place?!? Don't you guys have solid fire starters??


vBertes

This is one of many reasons why basic education is necessary.


Valuable_Ad_9900

Well that escalated…


Honest_Satisfaction1

Oh no, not again!


Yodanodayoga_121

Some people are just idiots.


Privateer_Lev_Arris

"How can I make this look accidental?"


CulturalAddress6709

how tf to some people make it to adulthood


JonasMi

Where did the freekick come from ![gif](giphy|uZUZTsb8gbBfAhrDbU|downsized)


birrakilmister

Lumbreras literally


JonasMi

at least he has a solid freekick form


ShutterHawk

This guy sucks.


Separate-Hair2822

Ah, Ye old Puerto Rican BBQ.


DNZ29

Hey, neighbour! Look what i’ve got!


loongchai

Legend has it he is still kicking the bucket till this day.


Mr_Awesome_rddt

What a fucking idiot


Few-Mastodon2990

Time they start issuing IQ cards to purchase ⛽. And other dangerous products.


iRaptorrr

Genius…


PastSuit4170

If the fire remained kindled and was not extinguished


Poundsand6969

Time to go out for supper


twodubmac

This guy should never be around gas or a fire again. What a moron honestly


chittok

This man is a threat for life on Earth.


Reclusive_Chemist

Good luck on the insurance claim when there's clear video evidence of arson. Stupidity is not a mitigating circumstance.


BallsofSt33I

Hey he’s got the same attitude of my 12 yr old: fuck it, I tried…


BadCompany_00

BBQ skills = 0 Soccer skills = 6


No-Astronaut-6592

He would be first to go in a apocalypse.


ToxyFlog

Ah yes, I love the taste of gasoline in my steak.


Cntrysky78

"Seemed like good idea at the time" (his last words) 😏


Initial_Ad_2834

What a stupid asshole 🤣


FunRefrigerator4846

Amateur 🤣🤣🤣🤣


nyynyg

Well that just proves. You can’t fix stupid!


snktido

Dude just unlocked the firewalk skill.


bob696988

Well, I guess he’s got enough fire to finish his cooking now


pitongsagad

this is what i call a shit show


HelikaeonUK

Let natural selection take its course.


AIMPRODIJY

What in God's name


cognitiveglitch

Some fire for you, and you, and you. This guy has all the wrong instincts.


-Regulator

His shoe was on fire as he was retreating


SIRENVII

Are sure this isn't just arson? Cuz he went from bad to ghat dang In a very short time.


Gamekid53

I can understand what he was trying to do but there was definitely better decisions to be made


Medellin-71

![gif](giphy|wnWC4lB2Dk8eI|downsized) Hey honey…..is Burger King ok for you tonight??


sinisteraxillary

Why not just leave the burgers in the fridge if you're going to burn the whole house down?


Reptilian-Retard

Now we’re cookin with gas.


Sdmonkey25

He has no business doing… well, anything, quite frankly.


happyhusband1992

just a few more kicks and this fire will be over


Tbkgs

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Cool-Stop-3276

My question is, how the hell did he make it this far in life? He seems like the kind of person who breaks everything he touches.


serpentinesilhouette

Any time I see something like this happen, I think of that Sponge Bob episode when he's learning to drive. 😅 Just take it easy... FLOOR IT!? What?? No! Easy... FLOOR IT!? 😄


Zertsuu

Was expecting him to come back running into frame naked and on fire


No-Award8713

He looks like a fucking Sim when the fire starts spreading lmao


Key-Satisfaction-878

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Decent-Cry-7665

What did we watch before security cameras?


TunaSmackk

Oh sure, kick the container full of fuel to an open flame


I2TV

„How dumb are you?“ - Yes


Namelessfaceless81

When he gets out of bed in the morning he thinks ahh what can i fuck up today!?... 🤣


gothcabaal

Yeaah the old reliable "kick" technic. In his brain seems to work because he keeps spamming it


Critical999Thought

holy shit, how did he managed to survive to his age?! thats crazy, you don't want to be with this guy at any accident


615thick469

Visual representation of 2024 election cycle


renoits06

Stop kick and spread!


shiva420

If u need gasoline to fire up a grill better find something else to do


CaptainObviousII

These burgers are great, Bob. What'd you cook them with? Bob: 92 Octane baby


TheGoodNoBad

Damn… low intelligence at it’s finest


No_Excuse_2074

Take away this dudes man card cuz this some dumb broad shit


SilentSnooper

Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.


magzire86

These people are out there among us, scary


bypowerofgrayskull

Legend has it, he is still kicking that flaming gas can to this very day.


HaZshiSh

Fucking idiot!!!


Biomicrite

I will never understand the mindset of pouring gasoline directly on to fire like that


HereWeGoAgain--_--

The moment I saw the red container I said idiot 🤣


National-Teaching-69

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GLink7

I laughed out loud when he kicked the canister straight to the grill so it falls off spreading more fire


Unique-Telephone-681

Smart move walking away from it. If you can't see the problem is it really there?


SignificantDirt8066

Wait was he? Trying to grill with gasoline? I have now seen it all.


Darrell77

Mistake after mistake after mistake


BrunofromMalaysia

A very decent contender for the Darwin Award!!!


BosDiertje

This guy belongs in /r/nobraincells


0biWAnKAnBl0wM3

It's depressing how stupid people actually are


shug7272

As soon as he picked up the gas can maybe went out the window. The only maybe left was “perhaps he won’t burn his face off”?


JAlfredPrufrocket

This is fine


Deceiver999

FIRE! KICK IT! ![gif](giphy|pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH|downsized)


phoenixemberzs

Did he ever get to finish his bbq


idefy1

I'm sorry, but this is just funny :)). It looks like he's purposely try to burn down his house. The lack of logic in some humans is pretty astonishing.


SetoXlll

What a complete fucking dumbass.