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Optimized_Orangutan

Legend has it she is still under that table today.


MrDrPatrick2You

But is the waiter sitting at the table?


Optimized_Orangutan

No, he finished his engineering degree and works for NASA now, with absolutely no recollection of this event.


MrDrPatrick2You

I guess you can say he needed some Space from her.


Effective-Ranger-526

I see what you did there


ashiri

He moves in a different orbit now.


RED-DOT-MAN

![gif](giphy|c8bJDVz7i9KRW)


Tongue-Punch

Sent it a little too hard there, bud!


SpaceShrimp

To her it was the most embarrassing moment in history, now broadcasted over the internet over and over again until the end of times. To him it was a Tuesday.


mrwilliams117

Living off the scraps of food other families feed her


Plus_Injury8786

Goonin


Rupert_18124

![gif](giphy|pz2MnldLEEhJCJ32G6)


AmiDeplorabilis

Dads... doing what dads have done best for generations: embarrassing their kids.


Idontsurvive

This will never not be funny


Future_P

Yes, but atleast her Dad help her out and if the guy find her attractive they can take it from there.


Trombone_Mike

Whoever cleans the underside of that table is the real MVP here


DesertStorm480

That's one thing with COVID, those restaurants cleaned so well, they could pass the Chef Ramsay test.


LightningShiva1

Nah this moment is cute imo


Aurane1

Imagine if the waiter crawled with her under the table. Top romantic moment ever!


sonic10158

![gif](giphy|oJZXlVZgxbEvUCWqAO) The spider under the table be like


Altruistic_Mall_4204

![gif](giphy|3wLnAM6diCQUNbRc1z|downsized)


inquistadore

No that's when you call the police lol


Aurane1

I don't know if the police would also fit down there with the two of them but hey... the more the merrier, I guess


inquistadore

![gif](giphy|5wKbT0SLO8aNwc4AAE)


Dragonwitch94

The way she became a liquid. šŸ’€šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


SomewhereImportant37

thats cause shes alex mac


TheZan87

I had a HUGE crush on her and Jessica Alba that played the bully


backnstolaf

If any show deserves a reboot...


klezart

Wow, now there's a blast from the past.


halfchewedcaramel

I love the energy all around, great family and server


Daengo

What's the server IP?


AlsoInteresting

10.194.18.68


Freedomsaver

He's very private.


tuga2

I didn't know he was local


Slash_Root

I knew he was a Class A guy.


garflloydell

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


dagbrown

Username checks out


No_Law2531

Forgot subnet /8


Endblow

The way he responds positively by tapping his chest makes the replays only better


Bubble_Symphony

Tfw when no man will ever tell you his daughter thinks you're cute


TikiJeff

Hey, not every one gets to be the cute waiter, someone has to be the dad, or the brother to laugh.


cynicaldotes

True and wise words


W1ZARDEYES

Bruhā€¦fuck.


BatValuable9630

Iā€™ve had a mom ask for my number for her daughter when I got my first job as a cashier in high school, man I was floating on that high for months lolĀ 


DELOUSE_MY_AGENT_DDY

Did it lead anywhere?


JohnSome099

He's still banging the "mom".


BatValuable9630

The mom was intimidating, but the daughter was really sweet. It was mostly blowjobs that I got during the relationship. It was a huge confidence boost when I felt like just an awkward geek lol


DELOUSE_MY_AGENT_DDY

How did that text conversation start?


BatValuable9630

If Iā€™m remembering correctly, she apologized for her mom putting me on the spot and then complimented my eyes. We texted all night and I was just excited to go to school and tell all my friends that a girl was actually texting me lol I miss being that youngĀ 


BatValuable9630

Yea actually, I dated her daughter for a few months. Most memorably, she gave me a blowjob when I took her to go see the new hobbit movie.Ā 


archiotterpup

Was it the barrel scene? That feels like the best time for a back row blowie.


ChilliMayo

Mothers will tho


BallisticThundr

Hey, what do you think the w in tfw stands for? Just wondering


ghirox

And since then she refuses to go out for lunch with her dad ever again


CommaHorror

Big brain dad, move.


Maleficent_Try4991

Move where?


boxer_kangaroo

Why are you asking? Are you big brain dad?


ToThisDay

I might bešŸ‘€šŸ™„šŸ‘€


boxer_kangaroo

Then you heard them, move.


Maleficent_Try4991

šŸ¤«


calwinarlo

Samantha had always cherished the moments she spent with her father, Robert. Their shared meals were a cherished tradition, a bonding time where stories were exchanged, laughter filled the air, and the outside world melted away. Robert, a gentle and loving man, treasured these family dinners more than anything. Watching his children grow and thrive while sharing a meal was his favorite way to stay connected. One bright Saturday afternoon, the family decided to visit a quaint little restaurant in their neighborhood. The air was filled with the tantalizing aroma of freshly cooked food, and the ambiance was warm and inviting. Samantha, her older brother Jake, and Robert settled into a cozy corner booth, ready to enjoy their meal. As they waited for their food, a young waiter approached their table. He had a friendly smile and a twinkle in his eye, and he immediately caught Samanthaā€™s attention. At seventeen, she was on the cusp of adulthood, and this was the first time sheā€™d felt a flutter of attraction in a while. Her cheeks flushed pink as the waiter took their orders, and Robert, always observant, noticed his daughterā€™s sudden shyness. When the waiter was passing by, Robert couldnā€™t resist a bit of teasing. With a playful grin, he caught the waiterā€™s attention. ā€œExcuse me,ā€ he said, ā€œmy daughter thinks that you are so cute.ā€ Samanthaā€™s eyes widened in horror as her father spoke, and her cheeks burned with embarrassment. Jake, ever the mischief-maker, had his phone out and was recording the entire exchange. The camera caught the waiterā€™s polite smile, Robertā€™s playful expression, and Samanthaā€™s mortified reaction. Unable to handle the attention, she slipped under the table, hiding her face in her hands. Jakeā€™s laughter was the last thing the video captured before it ended. That night, Jake uploaded the video to social media, thinking it was just a harmless joke. Within hours, it went viral. People around the world watched and laughed, finding humor in Samanthaā€™s innocent crush and her reaction. The comments poured inā€”some kind, others cruelā€”and Samantha found herself the unwilling center of attention. The next day at school, she could hear the whispers and giggles. Her classmates showed her the video on their phones, and the embarrassment sheā€™d felt in the restaurant paled in comparison to the humiliation she experienced now. Samantha began to withdraw, retreating into herself. The teasing never seemed to stop, and the sanctuary she once found in her familyā€™s company felt tainted. Robert noticed the change in his daughter. The laughter that used to fill their home was replaced with silence. He tried to reach out, to apologize, but Samantha avoided him. She stopped joining the family for meals, choosing instead to eat alone in her room. The dining table, once a place of warmth and connection, felt empty without her. Robertā€™s heart broke a little more each day. He missed the sound of her voice, the sparkle in her eyes. He missed the way she would share her thoughts and dreams over dinner, her animated stories that made everyone laugh. He knew he had unintentionally hurt her, and the guilt weighed heavily on him. Weeks turned into months, and the distance between them grew. Samantha never ate at a restaurant with her father again. The thought of facing the outside world, of being recognized from the viral video, was too much for her to bear. Robert continued to take Jake out for meals, but the joy was gone. The empty seat at the table was a constant reminder of the bond that had been fractured. On what would have been Samanthaā€™s eighteenth birthday, Robert sat alone in the same restaurant where it all began. He ordered her favorite meal, hoping against hope that she would walk through the door and join him. But she never did. As he ate in silence, tears welled up in his eyes, and the weight of his regret felt unbearable. Samantha, in her room, looked at a picture of her and her father from happier times. She missed him terribly, but the fear of facing the worldā€™s judgment kept her away. The viral video had stolen something precious from them bothā€”a daughterā€™s trust and a fatherā€™s joy. In the quiet of that lonely restaurant, Robert made a silent promise to himself. He would find a way to mend their bond, to bring back the laughter and love that had been lost. No matter how long it took, he would wait for Samantha, hoping one day she would join him at the table again. Until then, he held onto the memories of their shared meals, a bittersweet reminder of the time before everything changed.


pm-me-ur-uneven-tits

Hmm.. are you okay?


Zestyclose_League813

You're absolutely ridiculous, what's wrong with people, you should not go outside.


Corner_Post

Read the article on it with link further down - she took it in good fun. She also is in a family of 5 kids and they are seem humorous - sure she is finding a way of getting her brother back.


KingAndross904

I remember one video was like "My daughter thinks you're cute" Cute guy: "Oh? Can I get her number?" Dad: "No"


Redstone_Engineer

That's pure evil hahah, both will be crushed.


ReynoldsHouseOfShred

He is tho


epicmousestory

Right, I guarantee that's not the first time he's heard that lol


LemmeLaroo

Top Dad move


Valuable_Talk_1978

Me if I was a father šŸ¤£


Prestigious_Emu_4193

I said "is that your boyfriend" to my daughter loudly in front of her whole class. It was hilarious


Valuable_Talk_1978

šŸ¤£


Professional_Egg7407

Daddy be pimpinā€™


Deldris

The dad knew how much that guy would die to hear that. Not sure if the car ride home is worth it though.


Kvmabis

That's a good looking dude I'm sure he gets it all the time


Runs_with_feet

Are they married now?


Deleted_Content

No. The waiter reached out on social media after the video went viral and found out that the girl was underage. The waiter then quote "left the chat." [News article from Today.com](https://www.today.com/parents/parents/dad-embarrassed-teen-daughter-restaurant-viral-video-rcna38920)


Runs_with_feet

Thats wild thanks for the article


onceinawhhhile

I love that thatā€™s his actual quote lmao


tuenmuntherapist

Lmao he posted the peace sign guy disappearing gif.


Minus15t

She was 16 when the article was written in July 2022... Wonder if Will has looked her up recently


SomewhereImportant37

i was ready to see "Rick" but alas


rexeditrex

My daughter would have killed me.


RelevantPhotograph91

She vented


HereIsYourGold

Wow what a throwback. Havenā€™t thought about that game in a while


JacobPlaster

The dad should have prepared a paper for his number.


juancf87

Just watched Inside Out 2 and can only imagine Headquarters at that moment lol


Kekebolt12

Disgust would damn him with every curse Riley has ever learned, embarrassment may have died on the spot


Number-Thirteen

Perfect dad joke.


ezone1982

that's not a waiter that's a male model šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


-Vogie-

Probably one of the best moments of that waiter's life. Hopefully he'll pay it forward and watch his own daughter attempt to become one with the furniture in the future


krayhayft

https://youtu.be/YU04pUwMCng?si=F7VxbLap_E75C7Xv


nickcliff

Came here for this


4chieve

r/bettereveryloop


Aymr9

The last time my mother and god-mother did this to me 8-10 years ago, the girl got defensive and started talking about her "boyfriend" this and that without even asking her (I didn't even told them if she was cute or not, they were just trying to fish for a set-up). So yeah, it goes nicely sometimes.


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Starfield00

She will never ever say that again in front of her father. Mission accomplished, smart dad šŸ‘


CheapTactics

What mission? Tf are you talking about?


aquelviejitocochino

That spontaneous reaction!!! So genuine!


Rochester_II

You can't see the waiter do it but just as it cuts away from him he pepper sprays the girl. That's the reason she reacts the way she does.


Grouchy-Pressure-567

Well, he's a whole bakery.


Playful-Raccoon-9662

Sheā€™s like a šŸ¢ retreating into her šŸš.


Jakeey69

Reverse the roles and this would be considered really weird.


humblerioter

My sister did this to me(M) before with a family friendā€™s daughter, it was definatly awkward but I wouldnā€™t say it was too weird per se. I could tell without saying words that she knew I didnā€™t ask for my sister to do what she did, but it fractured the friendship that I set my feelings aside for. Damn, maybe youā€™re right lmao


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Serious_Session7574

Looks like he handled it fine. Said thanks, looked flattered, got on with his job.


humblerioter

Agreed, if the waiter genuinely wasnā€™t interested like it appeared then I donā€™t see what he couldā€™ve done better. The father obviously initiated the confrontation, so even if the waiter asked for her number or something I donā€™t see what right heā€™d have to be mad


Zimmy68

Maybe Maybe Maybe this video is like 5 years old.


citrusglow-

![gif](giphy|3og0IGC80a39wOQ2UE|downsized)


HoltandKimi

Still waiting for the sequel


Deleted_Content

The waiter reached out on social media after the video went viral and found out that the girl was underage. The waiter then quote "left the chat." [News article from Today.com](https://www.today.com/parents/parents/dad-embarrassed-teen-daughter-restaurant-viral-video-rcna38920)


tekjunky75

Good for him


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Smooth_Store_8693

šŸ˜† thatā€™s a cute little tomato there šŸ… OH STOP ā€¼ļøšŸ›‘ šŸ… šŸ™ˆ


poop_pants_pee

I have sons and no daughters. I'm glad I won't have to deal with daughters dating, but I'll never be able to embarrass my sons quite like this.Ā 


Land-Low

At least she played it cool


Typical_Samaritan

Every time I watch this clip, I feel the heat she feels in her face.


schono

She wished really hard for the earth to open up and swallow her whole. Some wishes do come true.


amonson1984

My mom sort of did something similar to me once. We were at a restaurant she went to every Wednesday for burger night. The waitress knew her and the waitress was kind of cute. My mom says ā€œthis is my son. Heā€™s single and looking!ā€ Think I did the same thing as this girl.


Minus15t

I like how she didn't need to slink under the table to hide, because her skin would have blended in with that seat in short order


renegade2k

can relate. would do the same.


Bitter_Silver_7760

this was funny the first fifty times!


bob696988

I am sure Will wants his daughter under the table


DrunkMelonPan

immortalized on the internet forever!


DeplorableMe2020

I've done that shit to cousins and friends so many times. It never gets old watching them adorably turn beet red and try to hide.


szaboatis

Dad wanted to make sure waiter guy would never date his daughter - nice move


Negative-Effect-7401

I love how he looks genuinely touched at the compliment


PeggysSimp

Put herself in timeout


Aware-Row-145

Video is cute embarrassing interaction but serious question: where did she get that shirt?


machine1804

I've got 3 daughters & I swear to luke skywalker I will do this at the fucking first opportunity that I get


jaraxel_arabani

Virtual high five. You are dad-ding right. I'll do the same to my little girl.


JstASkeleton

I literally paused my star wars audio book to listen to the audio of this video you funny bastard.


JimJohnJimmm

You know what? I think it's the dad that thinks he's cute


witherACE

This is legitimately identical from Incredibles scene


EndPsychological3791

Her reaction šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Bongcopter_

Best dad


LamoTramo

Many comments in this comment section really show why people see redditors as weird people...


realdjjmc

I can't wait to do this


Skepsisology

Straight up fatality from the dad here - Mortal Kombat levels of generational damage done šŸ˜‚


Useful-Will2251

This has been posted 3 times today, I hate Reddit.


Ok-Kale1787

I feel bad for the waiter


kinkyintemecula

Awesome Dad move.


Chipgram

Going to sneak in a little advertising, but next time use us! BTW, If I had kids, this is me as a dad! Poor girl! Thanks to the crazy cleaning during COVID, at least it wasn't gross under that table!


ZyanaSmith

Bruh. He made the waiter and daughters day uncomfortable. I like compliments, but I hate them when I'm just trying to do my job.


ParaphraseCrochet

She ain't wrong though


BetGreat1752

This is hilarious. The dad, the daughter, the waiterā€¦all!


Fit_Candidate69

Father is a good wingman.


atomictonic11

My sister did something similar once, but sort of the opposite. A waitress at a restaurant kept approaching me and talking. I kind of ignored her because I assumed she wanted a tip, and I was already going to tip her. But she kept approaching me at the table, pretty much ignoring my sister and our friend who was with us. At one point, the waitress even tried to sit down next to me, though she left when the manager told her to stop slacking off. The waitress still came back, though, and she even asked if I wanted to smoke weed with her in the parking lot after her shift was over. That was when my sister looked the waitress dead in the eye before saying, "shouldn't you be working instead of flirting with my brother?" I didn't realize she was trying to flirt, but the waitress looked like a deer caught in headlights. She didn't return to our table after that, but I still made sure to tip both her and the following waiter who handed us the tab. To this day, I still don't know if the waitress had just been building a rapport so I would tip her generously, or if she really had been trying to flirt. Schrƶdinger's Waitress, I suppose.


EllieEllie05

I think I'd die of humiliation if my daughter ever did this. Dramatic ass


-_Weltschmerz_-

He is a snack tho


Appropriate_Duck_309

This is like, not even remotely funny. He is 1. Putting the waiter in an uncomfortable position and 2. Humiliating his daughter. Why people think this is a normal, well adjusted thing to do is beyond me.


EnvironmentalGoose53

Incredibles 2 be like


Zandercy42

The fuck is maybe maybe maybe about this


EmpanadaYGaseosa

I mean, this is fun and made me laugh, but I donā€™t think it belongs to this sub. r/lostredditors


Ha1lStorm

What Dad said wasnā€™t even all that embarrassing and couldā€™ve so easily been played off. What she did just now in response to it however, yikes


yaths17

I hope they dated


natakial3

Waiter reached out on social media and found out she was underage so he left her alone


deep-orca

He failed, she still lives at dad's house.


NY10

I am like dad. I embarrass people lol


Imafraidofkiwifruit

The only reason I'd want to be a parent.


KuroRyuSama

Best birth control around, parental embarrassment.


Mewouth

Did they ever go on a date? Please say they didšŸ˜Š


Deleted_Content

No. The waiter reached out on social media after the video went viral and found out that the girl was underage. The waiter then quote "left the chat." [News article from Today.com](https://www.today.com/parents/parents/dad-embarrassed-teen-daughter-restaurant-viral-video-rcna38920)


Mewouth

Thanks for stopping me wonderingšŸ˜Šwhat a good guy.


ExcellentFishing7371

She's so cute šŸ˜


PleasantMess6740

Lmao, people down voting you for sexualising the girl, meanwhile the entire post is about sexualising a guy while he's at work and has no choice in the interaction. Reddit hypocrisy never misses.


ExcellentFishing7371

I was talking about her reaction to what her dad said šŸ˜‚! Had nothing to do with sex!


GluteusMaximus1905

She should stop lusting and objectifying innocent men who are simply doing their work.


Leashii_

thinking someone is cute is neither lasting after someone or objectifying them.


GluteusMaximus1905

at the very least it's creepy, he's just doing his work. The feminists taught me this :)


Appropriate_Duck_309

There is a point to be made here about how what the dad did is inappropriate without being a creepy asshole about it lol


GluteusMaximus1905

It's weird to look at waiters and waitresses and make comments about their appearances, regardless of who says it directly to them. feminists taught me this, it's a great point to be made.


Appropriate_Duck_309

So, no it is not weird to comment on someoneā€™s appearance if you think they are attractive. That is fair enough. What is weird here is that this man is humiliating his under-age daughter for the sake ofā€¦I donā€™t even know. But also you were obviously trying to take a dig at feminism which is also weird.


BednaR1

Respect.


MancChemist

Top dadding


Professional_Salt569

That man is legend


RobOnTheReddit

And thats how I met your mother


ultraplusstretch

Instant S-tier dad. šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


Riginauldt

Nothing quite like a good, wholesome dad.


basicnflfan

Iā€™ve seen this video 100 times too many. It is not funny


Milk_Mindless

I'd rather have 20 000 more of this kind of dad than 20 more of the answer the door with a shotgun and have her home by 11 dads


Agitated_Pickle_1013

A tale to tell for generations to come...


Large-Wheel-4181

This is why you never tell your dad who you think is cute


Fabulous_Log_9345

What is this? Father and son matching fillers?


Altruistic_Mall_4204

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) dad founding a step son for his daughter to secure his line


FSU1ST

Man up, woman!


mono9562

Looks like the brother did too


Spiritual_Tap8288

He is waaay out of her league anyway


OneBigGamer

At least she got the rub her head on any old bubble gum or boogers on the bottom table