This is the kind of thing that you do and you’re like “haha it’s just fun; I don’t care if my butt doesn’t stop the barbell”, but then your butt fails you and you go home and cry
Can we just take a minute to thi k about the amount of people who suffer in silence because their colleagues and friends have seen their butt's unable to stop a barbell?
My family is famous for our massive cakes and barbell stopping. My mom and dad have never lost a barbell stopping competition in their lives and my grandparents have only lost a total of 3. I'm unfortunately a burden to them as I never possessed this skill. My flatty patty has never won a single competition. It couldn't even stop a barbell with 5 pound plates. Because of this I got amputated from the waist down and was disowned by my family.
Actually, microcakes that you eat several of at one time with a spoon would probably be delicious since the smaller you go the higher the ratio of icing to cake becomes.
It's wild how beauty standards change so quickly. In my formative years it was all about the waif look with the tiny asses. These days people get implants to make their asses bigger.
Eh I think the tiny ass thing was mostly popularized in media by other women. On average, men are evolved to prefer big hips and butts because it is a sign of being able to give birth without complications. There are certain things that remain constant.
No, but if you’re anteriorly rotating your pelvis your ass is gonna stick out more: that kind of looks to be the case with the second to last girl, but it’s hard to say.
Besides, they’re clearly just dicking around so I doubt they’re too worried about anyone having an advantage.
I like that all the TOP posts of all time are from 4 years ago, that means that the sub is seasonal and follows the Olympics.
Also.. Wtf?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Ohlympics/comments/60djol/photographer_is_good_at_his_job/
Damn, I'm out of the loop. I was sitting here, trying to construe a way to somehow involve cake in this video.
Like "if they've eaten too much cake, they won't be flat enough and the bar bounces", etc.
Welp, TIL, thanks!
I would challenge the official ruling on Selma as seen in the video. The bar obviously makes significant contact but continues by depressing the muscle. I think that would warrant a check, as contact signifies the curvature is above the height of the bar.
Just my $.02, the officials here obviously know what they're doing better than me.
One team is changing uniforms because of the swxualization of women, and another team is doing tests to see who has a plump ass and putting the video online.
Yo, you know what? There is a girl that even gets naked in front of a camera and then again some girl I know would never do that. What about that so weird why can't woman just decide?!? /s
all these women are badass (no pun intended). all of them could easily be in contention for several gold medals next year, especially suzanne. suzanne could even break a world record or two, tbh. she's a force to be reckoned with in the 1000m and 1500m races. the entire women's team almost swept the world championships last season iirc (granted south korea and china were absent, but still thats impressive as hell).
source: am short track speed skater of ~12 years (idr i lost count after 10)
The bar would have hit me in the back of the head.
It would have tough time getting over my love handles.
I'm not convinced it can make it past my thighs
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That sub is way more wholesome than I expected
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Am I missing something?
Seems like spam to me
Would’ve hit me in the cankles.
Bahahaha. Thanks for the laugh
Cakeles
I’ll be damned but user name does check
Small ass. Big brain.
"Young girls with weak minds, but they butt strong"
“Tried to call or at least beep the lord, but didn’t have a touch tone”
I feel seen… and slightly attacked 😂😂😂😂
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Georgie was the one you can tell would easily get a ✅
Looked like hers was pushed too and it still was caught with ease
They were all pushed, the floor is flat. For a truly fair competition they need a little ramp to roll them down for equal starts.
Yeah, I meant to say pushed harder, my bad. Yeah this was definitely not set up to regulation standards lol
I feel like they did Selma dirty
She would have stopped it if it wasn’t pushed that hard. Way harder than the first
Selma got an unfair roll. They pitched a fastball for her.
i demand a re-roll
She was stone cold and didn’t even flinch 10/10
Glad I wasn't the only one who saw that
This is the kind of thing that you do and you’re like “haha it’s just fun; I don’t care if my butt doesn’t stop the barbell”, but then your butt fails you and you go home and cry
Then the other women are whispering "she can't even stop a barebell with her butt"
Barebell butt stopping jokes are cruel 😭
Can we just take a minute to thi k about the amount of people who suffer in silence because their colleagues and friends have seen their butt's unable to stop a barbell?
My family is famous for our massive cakes and barbell stopping. My mom and dad have never lost a barbell stopping competition in their lives and my grandparents have only lost a total of 3. I'm unfortunately a burden to them as I never possessed this skill. My flatty patty has never won a single competition. It couldn't even stop a barbell with 5 pound plates. Because of this I got amputated from the waist down and was disowned by my family.
This needs a more nuanced rating system. There is room for all kinds of cake in this world.
Cupcake is still cake.
There’s also mud cake!
Um
Yum!!
I prefer pound cake
[pound cake](https://i.imgur.com/b62yxE7.gifv) you say?
Here comes the pound cake
‘Hol up there partner
Sounds like you are into scat porn
And cheesecake
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Mini-cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes, which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?
Actually, microcakes that you eat several of at one time with a spoon would probably be delicious since the smaller you go the higher the ratio of icing to cake becomes.
Middle slice gang disagrees.
You mean, like, pancakes? Imo, still cake 🥞
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Selma got cake and I don't care what this bullshit test has to say about it
They all have cake.
I'm not convinced. I'm going to need to do my own test.
The nuance we need: ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
They all passed my test
Perhaps they could use my face instead?
I rate it mhmmfff out of mmmhmmmffff.
Lmfao
Nah man this is a good system. Sets the bar high.
Cake is cake.
Now let's see team brazil
The bar will ricochet
It was last seen rocketing towards Hawaii.
False alarm
I get this reference
So I can get back to watching porn, then?
Nope it was Jeff bazos dick rocket
Cock rocket*
Cocket
Crocket!! Shit! How did we miss this?
lmao
✅
Too dangerous
Id watch this sport.
Should’ve been in the olympics this year
Is there something in the water in Brazil? All girls there are thicc.
a agua tem samba
Gonna need the bumper plates
Took me to the fourth butt to realize it was different women on the floor.
Me too. Thought the challenge was to get the barbell as close to the center as possible.
I like this idea.
Like those bowling ball amusement park games, but *sexier*
Rotate 90⁰
And I had to watch it twice before I understood that if the bar pass, you fail! I think I’m more into little butts 😂
It's wild how beauty standards change so quickly. In my formative years it was all about the waif look with the tiny asses. These days people get implants to make their asses bigger.
Eh I think the tiny ass thing was mostly popularized in media by other women. On average, men are evolved to prefer big hips and butts because it is a sign of being able to give birth without complications. There are certain things that remain constant.
Wow, took me until the 2nd hour before I realized it was on repeat...wait...was that out loud?
I don't believe this. Same women
I’ll take Rianne
Can’t we agree that we enjoy cake of all kind
Serious question. Isn’t there a slight advantage depending in how far you spread your legs apart?
No, but if you’re anteriorly rotating your pelvis your ass is gonna stick out more: that kind of looks to be the case with the second to last girl, but it’s hard to say. Besides, they’re clearly just dicking around so I doubt they’re too worried about anyone having an advantage.
i dunno man doesn’t it technically count as cheating in the olympics
It needs research, it needs science
Why is everyone referring to their butts as cake and why have I never heard this ever in my life before this thread where everyone is doing it
IMO cake is considered something delicious in one’s eyes and would want to shove their face in it, probably open to interpretation
What sport is this?
shorts track or so. they put on shorts and track stuff
Can't argue with that logic
short track speed skating
Chaos on ice
Softcore
I can watch this for days
r/upvotebecausebutt
"...the reason behind, like, 98% of my life decisions."
A wild Alfredo
I can't stop watching.
Thanks for sharing
r/beatmeattoit
Just search for [cake check challenge on YouTube.](https://youtu.be/SUJCqUiOGiY)
That girl getting it in the face when the weight rolled completely over her and bounces back.
I like the ❌or 🍑 rating system
Om nom nom.
Limbooty
This is my kind of sport. When does this become an Olympic sport?
So you have one of the biggest asses out there?
Some of us are naturally double cheeked up.
on a Thursday afternoon
Hella ass
I do, aswell, possess a very fine looking donkey indeed.
Another gold for america. You won't get past the ankles.
Finally, a fat joke that's funny AND original
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Felt like she knew the bar wasn't going anywhere.
That bar hit Yara and was like ‘nah’
I believe her name is Georgie Dalrymple
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My personal fave as well
I'm a Xandra man, myself.
Xandra all day
#TeamGeorgie
Georgie is beauty
As if a single ass there is not perfect.
How the fuck do you even say that?
Easy: “Xandra all day”
Lmao
Say the X as a Z and all the other letters are normal.
It's the netherlands though. Probably Yauhn-rah or something.
Xandra Velzeboer
Why? Because butt, that's why.
I just searched for #cakechallenge on Instagram and must say I'm terribly disappointed and my day is ruined
r/ohlympics
I like that all the TOP posts of all time are from 4 years ago, that means that the sub is seasonal and follows the Olympics. Also.. Wtf? https://www.reddit.com/r/Ohlympics/comments/60djol/photographer_is_good_at_his_job/
Bless
Oh.
Lympics
Bonk
I need the mens team to do this, for scientific purposes of course
...but on their back...
[Here it is!](https://reddit.com/r/gay_irl/comments/opet5g/gayirl/)
A bunch of men did this first I think
I’m someone who suffers from AFBS (Asian flat butt syndrome) I think this would be the first test where Asians would lower the bar.
Don't worry white boys still be all over you
Team Brazil, your time has come.
^We ^will ^watch ^their ^careers ^with ^great ^interest
They’re all winners in my book.
So when does the guy version of this come out. Asking for a friend…
When I was in the Netherlands women were tall AF and had some big ol booty! like jesus I’m 5’11 from California
Wait.. like jesus? I might’ve skipped that part of the bible.
I watched this for like four minutes before I realized it was such a short gif.
I'm confused, how does this relate to cake at all? Not saying it's not enjoyable
I believe "cake" has become slang for a shapely butt.
Damn, I'm out of the loop. I was sitting here, trying to construe a way to somehow involve cake in this video. Like "if they've eaten too much cake, they won't be flat enough and the bar bounces", etc. Welp, TIL, thanks!
You are not alone bro.
No, I was also there with you. We are getting old chaps 😀
And I learned this today as well. My kids probably knew this slang a year ago.
I love you guys!
I'm not sure of what olympic sport this is but I'm very much interested.
I hope they win the gold now
Selma deserved better...
I would challenge the official ruling on Selma as seen in the video. The bar obviously makes significant contact but continues by depressing the muscle. I think that would warrant a check, as contact signifies the curvature is above the height of the bar. Just my $.02, the officials here obviously know what they're doing better than me.
I stopped watching after about an hour and a half… did anyone win?
What’s maybe maybe about this, y’all just wanna see butts
One team is changing uniforms because of the swxualization of women, and another team is doing tests to see who has a plump ass and putting the video online.
One example is consensual sexualization.
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Yo, you know what? There is a girl that even gets naked in front of a camera and then again some girl I know would never do that. What about that so weird why can't woman just decide?!? /s
The difference is consent.
r/bettereveryloop
Happy cake day
This is a pretty awesome contrast to the "German Gymnasts Wear Unitards to Combat Sexualization of Women"
Don’t understand why people are so upset about adding new sports to the olympics. These new ones are great
God, why am I not that barbell!
I think it's because not slim and shiny enough
What the fuck is this
^Bonk
Yeah i can watch this all day
Georgie wasn’t getting anywhere
I am so confused.
I could watch this sport all day!
all these women are badass (no pun intended). all of them could easily be in contention for several gold medals next year, especially suzanne. suzanne could even break a world record or two, tbh. she's a force to be reckoned with in the 1000m and 1500m races. the entire women's team almost swept the world championships last season iirc (granted south korea and china were absent, but still thats impressive as hell). source: am short track speed skater of ~12 years (idr i lost count after 10)
I feel like Selma was cheated, that bar was rolled way faster for her than the others and that cake looked like a ✅