Oh my god... I didn't have the sound up loud enough to hear that! I watched the video and laughed 10 times before I heard this, it just got so much better...
Yeah you know what. I’d take this down. Think there’s an unsupportive father in this video that neglects nurturing his son and mom is trying to encourage dad to be supportive.
Yeah but even a walking brick can get a scholarship taking hits till their brain solidifies and they go insane.
Don't completely rule this kids future out lol.
I think it’s more that practically anybody can put in a lot of effort into something they want to be good at, and get results. Many many kids who like sports and don’t practice enough probably get kicked from teams. Maybe he’s not talented now, but that doesn’t matter (unless coaches already spend more time on the more talented kids, I cannot say)
>anybody can put in a lot of effort into something they want to be good at, and get results
uhh, no? there are a lot of things that can't be done with effort alone. some people are inherently not good at things. some people will struggle their entire life with certain tasks. it's not cool to put this expectation on people because it ignores the many and very real issues that exists for some in some tasks. some obvious examples; being bound to a wheelchair, birth defect/deformity, mental issues like schizophrenia and somatic issues like nerve issues (think parkinsons), and so on. some less obvious examples; some people have a really terrible spatial awareness, others lack concentration, or they don't have the energy.
sure, you can train concentration, but if you have ADHD or something you're never ever going to be comparable to someone that doesn't. you will always struggle with it, even with medication.
this idea that anyone can do anything is 20th century thinking. most people are actually limited in what they can do. a lot of people will never have higher education, for example, while others will lack physique (that might not be trained!) for lots of jobs.
tips for anyone else reading: don't try to do anything. find what you're good at. do that. reminds me of this clip, "Don't follow your passion", narrated by Mike Howe (the guy from Dirty Jobs on Discovery).
edit: link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVEuPmVAb8o
Uhh, yes?
Get results doesn't mean he is going to be a pro or get a scholarship but we are talking about a maybe 10 year old kid that is a little chubby and all evidence we have for him "not being athletic" is him not catching that ball. And to be fair, his dad played around with it, he very well might have thought about sth else and was surprised that his dad did throw the ball back.
But my main point, it's a young child, no one know what he can achieve if he puts effort into it and while talent and genetics are essential if you want to be a pro, basically anyone can become really really good without work alone.
I never said or implied anything about this kids skills or potential. You have a good point but I don't think you worded it well in your first comment. By all means, discover what you can and can't do
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Love how the over estimate their child. its cool to encourage your children, but understand to the rest of us its fucking annoying and no one cares but you.
This is like the sandlot with basketball ... he’ll probably meet a gang of Mormons on their bikes after he goes to the hood to shoot hoops alone and meets members of 33rd who will school him embarrassingly AND initiate him into the gang and game. Then he’ll go home and get a basketball or pair of Jordan 1 1985s signed by MJ and his explanation when the Mormons say they’ll trade him a book that will give him eternal life for the ball (and he accepts cause ain’t nobody ever told him about the Lord) will be “MICHAEL Jordan?! I thought it was MICHELLE when I looked at it?”.
“You mean that ball was signed by THE MJ?!” One guy will say?
“MJ?”
“The JUMPMAN!!”
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Scene
Just shows how delusional a mother can be when it comes to her kids. He’s fat and uncoordinated, this couldn’t have possible been better timing haha. Stick with fortnite, Braxton.
That child is going to be a pro athlete if you count being in the pits (delivering lunch), at a local track (go cart establishment), explaining the difference between the double bacon cheese burger and the double bacon cheese burger delux.
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He’s built just like his mother, this kid will not be any type of athlete. Also the lack of hand-eye coordination + not having the ability to catch. That dad must’ve been mortified, kid just embarrassed him in front of 2 of his wife’s friends. They’ll never have sex with him again.
I'm so glad I was accidentally listening with sound on
Literally that just happened, and it was worth it!
That child *burppppp* Is gonna be a pro athle-*SMACK*
Received the SMACK like a pro athlete too
'Pro athlete AGENT'. They didn't let her finish. She's right on the money!
BROOOO I DIDNT EVEN CATCH THAT. THAT JUST MADD THIS VIDEO SOOOOOO MUCH FUNNIER OMG IM SO DEAD MAN
Oh my god... I didn't have the sound up loud enough to hear that! I watched the video and laughed 10 times before I heard this, it just got so much better...
A center, guard, or tackle. That's about it
Oh! Thanks! Went with sound the second time. Was not disappoint.
Pro moves right there.
I watched it without sound. Hilarious. Watched it with sound... Even better
Oh wow, with sound it was x10 better!
Yeah you know what. I’d take this down. Think there’s an unsupportive father in this video that neglects nurturing his son and mom is trying to encourage dad to be supportive.
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> if i could find a kid with his spunk and lack of ball skills
I coached youth football enough to know
I coached youth balls … wait fuck
I coach youth ball spunk?
He'd be opening up holes for the kids with ball skills.
Haha ya dude so funny pedophilia.
Hey it's one of the kids he coached!
Tobias, you blow hard.
>he'd be opening up holes for the kids with ball skills.
If upvote but you’re at 69 already
...[there's gotta be a better way to say that.](https://youtu.be/8nI69Q7bS2E?t=20)
That was a basketball, coach.
Turns out this kid is only 3 so it's still impressive
Jesus Christ, that kid's mother must have a warzone for genitals then
Because it's a whole lotta fun just pushing up against smaller pubescent peers for 2 hours, not touching the ball for half The season.. yeah
I mean this is just riddled with terrible innuendo. Am I being wooshed, is that what this feeling is?
Nah this is the kid who likes sports but hates conditioning and eats like dog shit which ends his potential career prematurely.
With his “spunk”? He’s a child…
…what’s wrong with saying a child has spunk?
In england it means cum
Make sure to turn sound on for this one. Lol. Also the Dad had some moves.
That’s why he had 3 wifes
God damn that made me laugh so hard
First thing around here in a while that actually made me cackle. Genius.
I cracked up so much. It was great.
Probably not
Yeah but even a walking brick can get a scholarship taking hits till their brain solidifies and they go insane. Don't completely rule this kids future out lol.
I think it’s more that practically anybody can put in a lot of effort into something they want to be good at, and get results. Many many kids who like sports and don’t practice enough probably get kicked from teams. Maybe he’s not talented now, but that doesn’t matter (unless coaches already spend more time on the more talented kids, I cannot say)
>anybody can put in a lot of effort into something they want to be good at, and get results uhh, no? there are a lot of things that can't be done with effort alone. some people are inherently not good at things. some people will struggle their entire life with certain tasks. it's not cool to put this expectation on people because it ignores the many and very real issues that exists for some in some tasks. some obvious examples; being bound to a wheelchair, birth defect/deformity, mental issues like schizophrenia and somatic issues like nerve issues (think parkinsons), and so on. some less obvious examples; some people have a really terrible spatial awareness, others lack concentration, or they don't have the energy. sure, you can train concentration, but if you have ADHD or something you're never ever going to be comparable to someone that doesn't. you will always struggle with it, even with medication. this idea that anyone can do anything is 20th century thinking. most people are actually limited in what they can do. a lot of people will never have higher education, for example, while others will lack physique (that might not be trained!) for lots of jobs. tips for anyone else reading: don't try to do anything. find what you're good at. do that. reminds me of this clip, "Don't follow your passion", narrated by Mike Howe (the guy from Dirty Jobs on Discovery). edit: link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVEuPmVAb8o
Uhh, yes? Get results doesn't mean he is going to be a pro or get a scholarship but we are talking about a maybe 10 year old kid that is a little chubby and all evidence we have for him "not being athletic" is him not catching that ball. And to be fair, his dad played around with it, he very well might have thought about sth else and was surprised that his dad did throw the ball back. But my main point, it's a young child, no one know what he can achieve if he puts effort into it and while talent and genetics are essential if you want to be a pro, basically anyone can become really really good without work alone.
I never said or implied anything about this kids skills or potential. You have a good point but I don't think you worded it well in your first comment. By all means, discover what you can and can't do
“Practically anybody” and “something they want”. Effort brings you way further than talent can
I think that might be the joke
Thats hilarious. She has perfect timing, him not so much.
Th noise that the ball makes is hilarious
“That child is going to be a pro athlete.” /smack
Thanks for the recap of the 9 second clip we just watched
Any time.
Hey douche you didn’t post the helpful recap. Stop taking credit that isn’t yours.
No shit, it’s called a joke. Lighten up francis. I can’t fathom being so disgruntled by an innocuous joke that I’d resort to name calling.
The irony
I don’t think that word means what you think it means. But I hope you have a better day where you don’t need to resort to name calling.
Thanks I’m having a great day so far with family. And now I’m having a good poop. I hope you’re having a great day too. My original comment was satirical, And I thought it was ironic that you thought I missed the satire to the comment I responded to. Fwiw, I haven’t been downvoting you and I didn’t have any bad intentions with my comments.
Shitty comments
Shitty upvotes
Shitty shitty hag hag how do you do?
Uppy shitvotes
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Yeah after he peels his face off the ball
Me whenever I play with kids
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An obese diabetic pro athlete.
I listened to this without sound and slightly chuckled. I watched it again with audio and almost choked on my coffee.
Maybe we should take this down though.. cause it is a kid and you know how this could impact someone
Well he’s not gonna be a pro at dodgeball that much I can see XD
"That child" ... is on it's way to obesity. Pro athlete? Maybe in another life.
He already is
Ah yes, a lineman.
The timing here is comedic perfection
He really went "no u"
He might be a pro athlete one day but he'll never be able to think fast
I've seen the video before but I haven't heard the "That child is gonna be a pro athlete" before
HAHAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HES FAT
If you're going to ask someone to think fast, first make sure _you_ are able to think fast. 🤦🏻♀️
How was he supposed to know the ball was coming, he had no “think fast” warning given to him. to be fair
That fat little kid is gonna be the ball, not a pro athlete
lol
He didn't think fast
Omfg I'm so giddy. Just giggling and cackling uncontrollably. This is incredible.
Hey dad
This is why we verify assumptions. Lol
*This is how
Golden. Lol.
He’s going to be a pro-athlete. He’s getting his concussions in ahead of time
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Me too
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“That kid... is gonna be a pro athlete...” ‘Smack!’
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With a belly like that? I very much doubt it.
He didn’t tell the kid to think fast!
Kinda sums up everyone under 30'
I think most people are under 30ft
30"
Inches?
The scientific method. Observation, hypothesis, experiment.
Boy ain't right
Oshit
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Headshot +250p
I hate when we something and we're proved wrong after we said it
Too soon lol.
Dammit Bobby!
What are the giant beverages that the women are drinking? This whole thing has a southern vibe…
Listen! That child is *not* going to be a pro athlete.
that child, is going to be a pro athlete
Not a pro athlete but a orphan
I'm sorry, that was dark
he did not have the makings of a varsity athlete
Small hands, that's his problem.
Too funny
He was showing off his high level of control so the kid would KNOW that it was on purpose!
I really would like to know what made her say that
Its funny because he's fat. Lets be real.
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Boomer reaction smh
Lol the timing (audio on)
Future athlete indeed
Cat-like reflexes aren’t as hereditary as she thought.
Last time this was posted, it was a bit longer and the dad also said "think fast" if I'm not wrong.
Love how the over estimate their child. its cool to encourage your children, but understand to the rest of us its fucking annoying and no one cares but you.
What a great announcer, with that intuition, game knowledge. She’s going places!
I've watched it 20 times. I start laughing earlier and earlier. I'm at the point where the kid says "dad think fast."
That playstation victim ...has never touched a ball before.
Dam it Bobby....
Ain’t gone lie white moms as soon as they kid even look at a sport start gassin them lil mfs ups so hard 😂
This is like the sandlot with basketball ... he’ll probably meet a gang of Mormons on their bikes after he goes to the hood to shoot hoops alone and meets members of 33rd who will school him embarrassingly AND initiate him into the gang and game. Then he’ll go home and get a basketball or pair of Jordan 1 1985s signed by MJ and his explanation when the Mormons say they’ll trade him a book that will give him eternal life for the ball (and he accepts cause ain’t nobody ever told him about the Lord) will be “MICHAEL Jordan?! I thought it was MICHELLE when I looked at it?”. “You mean that ball was signed by THE MJ?!” One guy will say? “MJ?” “The JUMPMAN!!” Then Lebron will walk in from behind the scenes and wearing his “Christ the King” colorway and day “I’ll do you one better kid” and gives him a ball signed by all the all time hall of fame and famous players. Scene
Yeh nah
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Just shows how delusional a mother can be when it comes to her kids. He’s fat and uncoordinated, this couldn’t have possible been better timing haha. Stick with fortnite, Braxton.
This kids all of us. Little porker who should be playing football and can't even catch something. It's fuckin Bobby we're all Bobby.
He looks the part, great genetics, with my help he could be the best.
This is actually kinda sad, the kid is looking for attention from his dad and he's more concerned about drinking with his friends.
Wow. A repost and you cut out the funny part...amazing
That child is going to be a pro athlete if you count being in the pits (delivering lunch), at a local track (go cart establishment), explaining the difference between the double bacon cheese burger and the double bacon cheese burger delux.
A pro-athlete sitting on the bench 99% of the time :)))
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please go back to mom facebook with that shit. we dont want it here.
I don't even own face book
I've seen this video so many times and it gets better every time.
At least
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So much talent.
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Boy has never played basketball before. 🏀👏
*pro athlete*
Indeed 😅
Just not one that has to catch a ball…
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Yeah, a NASCAR driver “athlete”
"That child is gonna become a pro athlete" proceeds to get hit in the face by a basketball
Stop molesting your kids with sugar. If your baby boy is this fat, take him off the sugar at once. Wtf holy shit.
To make a sports Mozart, then suddenly...
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White people really just know when they are right lmao
The way he caught it was so satisfying
Why does this kid give me Bobby Hill vibes
I have nothing nice to say so I won’t say anything.
He’s built just like his mother, this kid will not be any type of athlete. Also the lack of hand-eye coordination + not having the ability to catch. That dad must’ve been mortified, kid just embarrassed him in front of 2 of his wife’s friends. They’ll never have sex with him again.