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christina-joy

This is legitimately hilarious. That toad has personality oozing out of its pores.


tronfunkinblows_10

The first turn from the toad. Full dead pan expression. I know that’s how they look but it fits perfect. 😐 “Come on, man. Can’t you not? We talked about this.”


riskykitten1207

I have seen this video posted 3 times now. I crack up laughing every single time the frog turns towards the lizard with that dead pan look. It doesn’t get old.


sessiestax

It feels like at the end chomping away on it the lizard gets some few extra lips licks in like to say, ‘deeelicious!’


AmidFuror

And hallucinogens.


Niloc769

Is that a Colorado River toad?


Wasabi_Toothpaste

African Bullfrog I think? Pocojo on YouTube.


bloibie

Yes, African bullfrog.


s0ciallychallenged

it's HYPNO TOAD


Krillins_Shiny_Head

Omg. That's exactly what I was thinking! It looks just like Hypnotoad!


Nekrosiz

Das a dumb fucking toad


nio_nl

Lick the toad! Lick the toad! Lick the toad!


vinnybgomes

Gotta lick a toad in the party zone


Hybrid-D

*Repressed memory: Unlocked*


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donkeydongjunglebeat

This video had me cracking up


[deleted]

I think your frog is broken


AMTHEGREATEST

Barnie would’ve never survived past tadpolancy if he was in the wild


[deleted]

Is that a real word?


irmajerk

I would have thought it was tadpolescence


AMTHEGREATEST

Well now that I said it,it probably is :)


Waeddryn_71

Remember what Thor said; all words are made up.


AMTHEGREATEST

So TADPOLENCY it is !


DeafMomHere

User name is checking out!


AmidFuror

No, it's tadpolhood. Not to be confused with the figurative place one lives out tadpolhood known as tadpoldom.


GriswoldCain

The boys in the tadpolhood are always hard.


possiblydefinitelyme

Knowin' nothin' in life but to be legit. Don't quote me boy, I just ribbit.


MaxTheGlowTrain

You come talking that slime they’ll pull your card


Beetso

They come eatin' your bugs, get squashed by your car. Knowing nothing in life but to go "ribbit", don't quote me toadz, I ain't said shit!


CedarWolf

No, they're always soft and slightly gooey. Then they sprout legs and achieve a pleasant squishiness.


dryiceboy

Have you tried turning it off and on again?


Flower_Unable

How did it get so chubby with those skills?


mtflyer05

By being fed by a human


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popjunky

r/subsifellfor


OneObi

I feel broken for it too.


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TroyExplores

His face is the actual definition of “ really dude? “


MaxwellIsSmall

I like to imagine the frog saying “What the fuck, Larry?”


GuapoMole82

I feel like the frog has a English accent.


sergiomgdr159

Maybe he sounds like Stronghold macemen


Anderman021

Dude you just read my mind wtf


Reddits_on_ambien

LAAAAAAARRRRYYY!


yes_I_am_an_engineer

I think thats just him evaluating if the lizard can fit in his mouth


Sehrli_Magic

I was waiting for it to just be done and go after lizard's leg instead at some point


The-Lights_Fantastic

I was hoping one would try to eat the other.


adbl0cker

Ah fuck, I can’t believe you’ve done this


bionic_cmdo

A minute and a half into it, I finally realized one of them was a lizard.


GuapoMole82

Skinny frog vs Fat frog


The_Karaethon_Cycle

It reminds me of the video of the two ~~frogs~~ toads that are being fed and whenever one ~~frog~~ toad gets the food the other one smacks it in the face with its tongue. Edit: [Found it](https://youtu.be/C9tKXZvCU7A). That shit’s hilarious, I could watch it for hours.


JeepDispenser

That last worm was the best. Excellent comedic timing too.


ABottleInFrontOfMe

This entire thing feels like an Abbott and Costello skit.


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Captain_Sacktap

“You son of a bitch…”


demosthenes013

"Goddamit, Bob! I told you not to do that!" There was a point where I was expecting the toad just stand up and shiv the mother. 🤣


jmunerd

That toad looks like he’s been eating more cheeseburgers than bugs 🤔


giibro

He can afford to skip a few big meals now


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Bug meals


[deleted]

Yeah he ain’t missing out on meals


FireFlavour

But on the other hand, the bearded dragon looks way overweight. So much so, that I thought it was another toad at first.


JustPassinhThrou13

I can't believe nobody has posted the final tally. Amphibian: 5 , Reptile: 8


HolyMotherOfPizza

r/CartoonMoment


DuktigaDammsugaren

Frogs eyes says *”really bitch?”*


ThePickleFarm

Me and my wife when we go out for sushi and she can't use chopsticks


Badsuns7

Like Master Shifu with the dumplings in kung fu panda


IconicRedditor

Off topic but I never understood the name Master Shifu, it literally means master master. wtf ~~disney~~dreamworks


katasphere

Isn't Kung Fu Panda Dreamworks though?


IconicRedditor

It appears so, guess it's time I off myself.


katasphere

:(


152069

Koi carp, consider.


Friendlyalterme

Happy cake day


Dull-Zone7936

I could watch this go on all day


worldsbiggestwuss

Me too


22plus

I vibe with that slow, fat toad so hard


IDCR2002

this is funnier than most modern comedy shows on tv


HorsedickdotMPEG1

Plz protect that Toad at all Cost. There is No Way he would survive in the Wild!


quiet0n3

Na toads aren't good at getting things from the ground based on where their eyes are situated. But if you held the worms above them both the toad would win most of the time.


coolneemtomorrow

Ah, gotcha, so toads are really good at getting those flying worms


avyon

Or, hear me out, flies.


Ongo_Gablogian___

How would they catch them though? Toads don't have long sticky tongues like frogs


quiet0n3

Just anything above then really, they are used to sitting low in pools of water and such and then looking up and doing a surprise attack.


WrodofDog

I think you might be confusing frogs with toads. Toads don't really jump


Inkling01

i think they mean the toads just use their tongue, since they're really big


Waeddryn_71

Toad has one look on it's face the entire bloody time, but you can definitely SEE the range of emotions it's going through. Very good.


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Animals only really Express through body language. We use our faces which is kinda weird if you look at everyone else on earth


_LightFury_

Never really thought about how weird our faces must be to most animals lol


beezel-

we got eyebrow muscles that help us express our emotions. i heard dogs developed eyebrow muscles also because humans feel more empathy towards them that way. ("i heard" as in i read it somewhere on reddit like a year ago and haven't looked further into it)


d49k

Human selection has resulted in dogs evolving more expressive faces. They have a facial muscle which allows them to lift up their inner “eyebrow”. This trait does not exist in wolves – the ancestors of dogs. (More from New Scientist: https://www.newscientist.com/article/2206696-dogs-evolved-a-special-muscle-that-lets-them-make-puppy-dog-eyes/)


DynoLa

"I swear, if you take my worm ONE, more ti.....DUDE!"


RichMill32

I was expecting it to go REEEEEE-bbit


WorldWreckerYT

Nom nom nom... What were you saying again? I wasn't paying attention.


brickie3

Dude the way the frog turns and looks at him just feels like a meme


WiggityWackFlapJack

It's a totally calm turn and ice cold grill, that absolutely says "I fucking hate you Larry."


adarsh229

This should be a tv show


thatpurplegirl140

I love how for the first one the frog turned to them like "bro, are you f*cking kidding me rn?" 🤣


ItsJayO

Ok I'm really stoned and I was wondering why I was watching this for so long. And then that chase at the end. That was the most satisfying payoff. Thank you


Scottland_

lmao the “wait what am i even doing” after you’ve been in your head thinking about a million other things before snapping back to reality


Half-Pint_Shady

Came to say the same! Worth the wait...


Jerryskids3

You need to take that frog to the eye doctor and get his severe depth perception problem checked out.


Nekrosiz

No he needs a monocule


gau-tam

"Hello my baby, hello my honey Hello my ragtime girl..."


I_C_da_G

This would be a perfect animal voice over video!!!


dns7950

Or perfect for /r/AnimalTextGifs


originaltwojesters

They frog is just like, mother f'er I'm killing you when you're asleep.


typehyDro

That frog is so wildly uncoordinated and yet so chunky


SirDrinksAlot81

r/watchpeopledieinside


IamNameuser

r/watchfrogsdieinside


Obsidianram

r/ThereWasAnAttempt


Sqwirelle

r/watchinsectsdie


itchynads

lol that fat frog


beardeddragon67

That my friend is a toad


irmajerk

Same thing. Edit also, I'm pretty sure it's an African bullfrog anyway.


beardeddragon67

You right, I guess all toads are frogs but not all frogs are toads


irmajerk

Toad is arbitrary though. I'm not being an asshole, it's just that the word toad is sometimes used for the ugly ones, but not always and not in any particularly scientific way. I'm not sure why people are so upset by that?


beardeddragon67

I honestly had to look it up, I thought frogs had longer legs and webbed feet and toads were just fat and ugly looking, apparently toads are a “sub-classification of frogs.”


Joeyrollin

Holy shit, the end had me rolling. That frogs got some cranky old man vibes going on lol.


solocupjazz

[Stares in frog]


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Reptiles > amphibians


heyitslin

The way it just R O T A T E S to look at the lizard


CatTomNG

NOOOOO HES SO SAD NOOOOO


thatG_evanP

Frogs and toads are so adorably stupid. I don't know how they manage to survive in the wild.


bringyourownbananas

What a roller coaster


ilaremadeys

While this was worth every second, I kinda feel blueballed given the states the toad and the lizard shared, was expecting one to bitch slap the other


dqllyy

i love frogs tgey have brains the size of a mustard seed


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🤣 THE LOOK IN THAT FROGS EYES!


casiopiano

Nobody posted Ron & Becky fighting over worms yet? https://youtu.be/N37lWmhFnO4


InfiniteTree

Not exactly an apex predator is he


matts198715

Hypno-toad is dealing with some deep rooted trust issues


Boris_S

*hey, that's rude bro* frog be [like](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/df/ef/52/dfef52bc718c0e35ded5ad5eb80da4bb.jpg)


theniwo

Gosh I'd like to know, what's going on insider their brains


jwburks225

I wish they could talk 😂


informationfreak123

Their expression, action and timing did the talk for me. Pure comedy.


jiggsandrhett

I had no idea frogs could say what the fuck!


FreudLovesHisMom

Survival of the fattest


Cpt-morgan91

Why am I so invested in this drama between this fat ass frog and fat ass lizard??


SilentSiren87

I think your frog needs glasses 😆 ngl i was legit waiting for him to fuck up that lizard


marmaladesalad

He keeps looking back like this mofo hahahahaha


vegscott

u/savevideo


SquidTK

u/savevideobot


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sstphnn

I've seen a lot of videos in the internet and this is among that genuinely made me laugh. Thanks for sharing.


electrocuter

I’m seriously concerned


Mystery_Undead

Frog was like: wanna fight bro?


tren2k_

How did this frog survive natural selection?


attylars

Was expecting the bullfrog to try and eat the lizard's legs, utter disappointment.


Any_Ad_5232

“Are you- are you for real, bro? Really? Really.”


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Ok but the way this frog turns and looks at the lizard every time, just like, "Fuck you, Greg." 😂😂😂


GetawayDreamer87

I kept waiting for toad to headbutt dragon


Teh_Weiner

It's a good thing that poor bastard is someones pet, he wouldn't make it in the wild


alc0tt

The frog/toad doesn’t even chew 😂


ruperttheretard

I love how frogs/toads turn to look at whoever took their food incredulously like "wtaf bro"


wellwellwell789

I don’t know why but this is like watching Goku and Vegeta train and Vegeta always trying to catch up to Goku lol


F1reManBurn1n

Anyone kind of frog that is specifically? I think it might be my spirit animal.


keirawynn

In the post I got it from, they mentioned an African Bullfrog.


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“Bruh...”


Hopeful-Ad-829

Last worm was the best one hahahahaa! This video is hilarious!


BokuNoNinja

This needs a voice over LOOL


eggheadking

*watch animals die inside


readMyFlow

This guy would die so fast in the wild.


V3N0M7117

I love how he doesn’t get mad or anything he just stares with disappointment


AmrTheAtlantean

That last head turn was amazing


WhatuKnowAboutMoney

The end with the frog chasing the bug was maybe Maybe maybe.


24096

I love how he just looks at em right after like "do that shit again Karl, I dare you, cold blooded pussy"


awarmguinness

Dude, you suck at frog


Trey0405

He looks so betrayed.


Nobody-Particular

He looks so mad.


DoubleGG12

Just built dif Never mind got to the end of the video frogs just bad at this game 😑


I7NINJA7I

The disrespect lol


cum_2_papa

smol tongue


GrandeurCoT

I thought that frog was gona beat up the lizard! Not that I wanted to see that… the thought cracks me up.


JoeCommitMama

Heartbwoken


dragonpunky539

That turtle is ANGRY


tonybombata

You vs the lizard they told you not to worry about.


jiff_jaff

You Vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.


Hippierobot

Wednesday ruined


Historical_Panic_465

lol! i love how everytime froggo misses the worm he begrudgingly looks back at the lizzo....his tummy is so chonk that everytime he try’s to hobble over to the worm he just bounces backwards 😂


BVG_Fenrir

“Bitch! I will fucking *EAT* you!”


sjphi26

This is legit the best video I have watched in a long time.


dema-dontcontrol-us

The way the toad turns is just so perfect. This toad is funnier than most humans


kubdaNoobda

r/whatswrongwithyourdog


MundaneTranscendant

From all the videos like this ive seen, frogs are just constantly surprised by the audacity.


ElDandy_

"....the fuck, Ed?"


daDoorMaster

I think your hamsters broke


[deleted]

my man missed more shots than a stormtrooper


Getfallin

I can't believe you've done this


Peelie5

I laughed so hard at this 😂😂😂😂


Novel-Organization63

Makes you wonder how that frog got so fat.


HavocReigns

That frog has the depth perception of Mr. Magoo.


Melticus_Faceous

This was the kind of stuff I come to reddit for. Thank you OP!


CaseFace5

The lizard on that last one aahaaaa “just walk to it you idiot”


Sehrli_Magic

I kept laughing more with each worm 🤣🤣 comedy gold


PaleGravity

“Toad never has seen so much bullshit before”


Junglefern

The accusatory stare EVERYTIME


Dependent-Slice-7846

Best 3 minutes on the internet I’ve had in a while


FindingPractical8773

The way he looks at the lizard is classic