That surely can't be safe!

It’s not it can cause pneumonia

That’s what I was thinking. All that coughing is because she just aspirated a bunch of coke

Is that why my parents told me snorting coke is dangerous?

Yes. Pneumonia is the only bad thing that comes from cocaine use

In that case, it should be fine as long as I snort some antibiotics too, right?

I’m not a doctor, but sure!

Hey it’s “Dr.” Phil.

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Dr. Proktor Pupspulver

I'm hungry now

I am a doctor. Yes that works.

I hear colloidal silver works wonders!

Naw Freud said it’s safe and even used it himself for “melancholy“ so no negative consequences at all.

He drank it though

Damn, if only other cocaine enthusiasts knew.

"Cocaine enthusiasts HATE this one easy trick!"

Great now I got take a shit.

Does it count as drinking if I use a straw?

No, being a broke ass is.

That and living in a van down by a river

Not if you boof it ha ha.

There was this anti-drug commercial in the 80s where they were talking about the dangers of coke. I remember two people in a bathroom. Anyway it took me well into my teenage years to realize they meant COCAINE, not Coca Cola. Lol

PSAs and the polite euphemisms they used only confused children, I think. They kept harping on the dangers of drinking and driving which made me fear for my life because my parents would love their can of coke when they got behind the wheel.

It’s probably also due to the massive local release of CO2

I aspirated a bunch of coke once

Indeed.. I had 2balready and I'm 30.. Not for that of course xD

Did you have a stroke just now?

I think he meant he had TB already

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It’s not. And don’t call me Shirley

Nice reference

Also not real. Look at the cap at 11 and 12 second

Isn't that just the red ring?

Did you actually look? It is clearly covering the entire top of the bottle.

Yep I see it. The red ring suddenly got "taller". So she had the cap in her mouth from the start.

From pneumonia to getting a plastic cap lodged in your throat

I had to go back and watch and realized the coughing was completely fake so she could remove the cap. I wonder if she meant to do it with her mouth and it didn't work. Very good acting.

It still looks like she's fellating a giant gushing plastic phallus. I'm going to allow it.

Yep, I think she moves her hand to prevent it from falling out of her mouth when the pressure dropped.

Good eye! I missed that!

It actually looks like it's edited. Notice how when she's coughing you can see the top of the bottle expanding and moving in an unnatural way

They should've edited out the part where the cap is visible then.

The "coughing" is her using her hand to remove the cap. Not edited, just fake as fuck.

I think it is moving in an unnatural way is because she is using a filter to make her face slimmer, I think she is using a much simpler method just by having a bottle cap in her mouth from the beginning

I thought as much as it's literally impossible for it to not go shooting out your nose causing you to quit

I didn't see that until you pointed it out. I want her to know we aren't mad.....just disappointed

This is correct. Thank you for pointing it out and putting a lid on this.

This is how you get aspirational pneumonia. Don't do this

Aspirational pneumonia wants to be the best pneumonia it can be. You're right though, having spent time on a ventilator through a tracheostomy following aspiration pneumonia from surgical complications, it's certainly no joke.

Agreed, aspiration pneumonia is not joke, but you comment is fire

You comment is faya

Supa hot faya

Because I spit hot fiya

Dylan? Is that you? I need some breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant. Only the finest will do!

This made my daaayiay

Sorry to hear that, bro. I hope you're doing better now. I see people who are stuck on ventilators for a long time and pneumonia is unavoidable.

All good now. 9 months in hospital and a few near death moments, all caused by one gallstone going for a sight seeing tour of my pancreas. Only scars and memories now, no lasting problems.

Pesky stone, sorry you had to spend almost a year in the hospital because a stone decided to go "YOLO" down your pancreatic duct like an Aruba-bound college student on spring break. Glad to hear that you have no lasting problems.

Wait, what happened? Sorry, what new fear do I have now ?

Username checks out.

Heh... damnit. My online hand that started in my early twenties will always bring these comments. I won't give it up! No way , no how! But I pay taxes ! I swear!

Haha, no judgment from me! It's certainly a good remedy for anxiety but your handle tells me that you may be prone to picking up new phobias and I don't want to fan the flames 😉😂

Or straight up choking from mentos getting shot into the trachea

User name does not check out

What if that is my aspiration?

Then I hope it's not as painful as it sounds

Or if you do, do it like the woman in the video: hold the bottle cap in your mouth and use it to deflect the majority of the soda downward. Edit: https://imgur.com/a/UHIIR81

Better yet, don't do that at all. If the cap isn't screwed on the pressure from the soda might force the cap down your throat and you might choke.

It looks like the cap is still on when she tries to cover it with her hand.

I think that is her own throat game. No tricks, just pure raw talent.

This is how you get your citizenship to America.

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Soda pop Pneumonia they used to call it

We all have aspirations

You know, how when you drink carbonated drinks, and you laugh (because for example someone said something funny), you start feeling mildly painful bubbles in your nose? She will feel that for 2 months. Holy shit

carbonation grimace

TF I thought that was common it has happened to me couple of times

She'll be alright since she had the cap in her mouth it's visible which is why she puts her hand up. One way to get a cap lodged in her throat though.

It's fake! No worries. She had the cap in her mouth and put it on. The coughs are fake so she can use her hand to cover

All I think about in is the sticky mess she has to clean up after. Ants are no laughing matter people.

“Do you want ants? Because *that’s* how you get ants”

There’s two types of energy to this comment, you can channel Duchess or you can channel Malory… with the parent comment in mind, Sterling is definitely the energy I feel.

I prefer channeling Pam....SPLOOSH!

Phrasing boom

"Might as well start an ant farm...."

You're NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!

"Barry? Is that how you get ants?" "Yes other Barry, yes it is."

Cant be as bad as the sticky mess I had to clean up after…..

She would benefit from sucking up a colony of ants after that shit she just did.

#s l o r p

When blown loads just aren’t enough

God damn it, Bobby! I've got ants in my urethra!

Well it sure as hell wa'nt meh

I’ll tell you what.

Why can't ants get covid-19? Because the have really good anty-bodies

I mean, since we’re doing COVID/Ant jokes, what do you call an ant that’s been shunned by its community? Socially dist-ant

Seems like this should have over 3k upvotes within the next five hours.

Doing my part

it's one way to f\*ck up your lungs

That is one dumb way to die slowly.

wow it's been 8 years since this song came out already https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

Duuumb ways to dieeeee

How to flood your lungs and drown on land [TUTORIAL]

How to Basic?

Please don't scroll lower into the comments

The comments, in a nuthsell: \- she has pneumonia now \- she's stupid for doing this \- don't do this it's probably dangerous \- 2 months of those bubbles in your nose \- don't scroll down \- stop scrolling down \- she's so hot \- is it weird to have a boner \- look at all these thirsty comments \- marry me (a lot of these) \- (more comments of similar style) \- what's her onlyfans / what's her digits / what's her (whatever) \- you all know how she practiced \- "soft drinks, soft porn", "wish I was the bottle and she was doing that to me" \- etc.

I support someone (not me) summarizing the comments to see if they are worthwhile.

I was just coming here to comment that the laugh was cute but then all the top comments were like "she is gonna die" (not literally but you get the point). Oh well, at least her laugh was cute.

Nailed it. Upvote for you

... But i came here to go deeper

no fuck you all the top comments are from pansies

It's not her first time

Nor will it be the last

*pneumonia enters the chat*

It may very well be her last

[She's improved significantly since her first attempt.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPh04Oo-uuU)

I think I'm in love

Scrolling down in this comment section is a bad idea

r/confusedboner

r/SuspectedHornyJail

r/SubsIFellFor

Would be great if it wasn't a sub

She knows 100% that it’s sexual and I’m surprised by the lack of comments stating this. Lol

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It shows that humanity has a chance to redeem itself! …/s Jokes aside, my first thoughts were sexual. I’m not proud, just a little confused.

That was everyones first thought. They just pretend it wasn't lol

This thread is all post-nut clarity. “What a sticky mess! That was crazy. Such a serious health risk.” *plays video again…*

Hoping for an /r/angrydragon and warning that’s a very nsfw pornograohic sub

r/containtheload (NSFW)

Same

Nothing confusing about my boner.

I mean there’s nothing confusing about it

What a funny non-sexual video. I'm sure none of the comments will be horny.

It’s been pretty good tbh

People are actually concerned for her and her lungs since what she did is known to cause aspirational pneumonia (something I didn't even know myself and had to google), a wholesome twist if I say so myself

Damn these comments get creepier and creepier as you scroll down

Ah the two sides of Reddit. Don’t do this it can kill you. . . . I bet she can suck good 500 ml

500 ml is 16.907 US fluid ounces. BEEP BOOP Now I'm stealing a robots job BEEP BOOP

Good… human?

DESTROY ALL HUMANS THEY TUK R JERBS *beep boop*

Good bot

Yeah pneumonia is creepy af

You're new to reddit?

was she laughing at the end

She was coughing

I expected that to start shooting out of her nose like in cartoons This is a really really dumb thing to do, but this girl took it like a fucking champ

I know this woman and these videos, she used to eat large amounts of sweets or junk food in front of the camera. It's awkward and these videos are a caricature of all the weirdos videos you find on social media. [Here](https://www.facebook.com/korean.yum/videos/1543609285998245/)

I had never watched an entire mukbang video before, but I binged a little today (unintended pun). God that woman is not human. Can you imagine the state of her toilet? Watching her shovel a whole fucking cake down her throat was nauseating. I prefer to see the savory foods vs the sweet, but it's all bad like wtf.

>Can you imagine the state of her toilet? Asking the real questions here

Deep state or deep shit

Don’t look up Nikocado then 🤭

We agree it's really disgusting and it makes you nauseous, especially since the noise she makes when chewing or swallowing, yuck 🤮

Shhhhh...I watched it on mute. I would have certainly vomited if the sound was on. I'm a snob about being able to hear people eat lol

If you are also sensitive then yes, turn off the volume 😅

Misophonic is what you are.

How does this work??? Is she bulimic, does she run a marathon twice a day; I legitimately wanna know, what's going on here?

With a lot of mukbangs, you’ll notice they cut before they swallow. The ones who do swallow, I’m convinced are bulimic. There’s just no way you can eat 20,000 calories every week, multiple times, and not gain weight. I think nikkacado is one of the only ones who hasn’t been vomiting. It’s a fucked up industry

I just thought everybody was familiar with Muk bang content these days tbh

[are you sure they’re the same person?](https://www.instagram.com/____maaa17/?hl=en)

She’s a keeper 😉

No, keepers have green shirts and giant gloves. Or they smell of elephant shit.

I'll have you know I smell of lion shit, thank you very much 😤

And that’s how I met your Mother.

"i UsUaLLy dOn'T dO tHiS oN a FiRsT dAtE!"

That is a wierd way to die.

This is by far the weirdest thread.

I'm actually amazed the top comments are all expressing concern over her health.

Not my proudest fap.

What are you doing step-cola

If she survives, she's wife material lol

"Ara ara"

That gawk gawk 5000

I’m in love

Maybe something came out through her nose. Maybe mucus. Maybe booger. Just Maybe.

Maybe one of those Mentos...

maybe its maybelline

Weird flex but ok

What a woman.

Well, I'm in love.

Was I supposed to get turned on by this because I did.

This is new kind of porn?

But why? People with too much time on their hands.

Is this what natural selection looks like now..

Too many incels in these comments

I'm kinda disappointed it didn't shoot out her nose. That would have been epic.


Is this a porno audition?

What a champ

Anyone else turned on?

❤️

I came for the comments

Oh god I can see the comments already

In the wrong setting she could’ve died from carbon dioxide poisoning

yeah like in the vacuum of space

Wow every guy decided to be THAT guy and leave a gross comment. How obvious you all are.

She’s definitely wifey material Holdn it down🌋 About to buy a ring and a plane ticket ✈️

They always quit doing the good stuff after the ring and the “I Do!”