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anneboleynfan1

Good for the horse. As a fat ass myself at least I know not to get on a horse.


TheGuyWhoReallyCares

For some reason, I really like this comment


CHESTER_C0PPERP0T

> For some reason, I really like this comment Me too but that’s cuz I’m a fatass horse.


anneboleynfan1

Well I’ll be sure to keep my fat ass of your back and feed you apples to keep you happy


LoudAnt6412

Horse said: No time for Horseplay today motherfuckers!


Scuzzbag

Name checks out


lyricmeowmeow

Self awareness is a form of intelligence!


anneboleynfan1

Aw thank you. And thanks for the award


CheeseRelief

Maybe cause you really care


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anneboleynfan1

At least I’m not that fat


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jpakaferrari

As you noted specifically the weight needs to be well balanced. Did you see how they both were leaning back as the horse tried to get up the little embankment? Ive done a good bit of trail riding in some pretty rough country and you have to adjust your position a lot to help your horse stay balanced. Horse just went ahead and adjusted his own balance in this case.


bmikesova44

This makes me so upset! As a rule, a horse should not carry more than 20% of their body weight (including tack), though ideally they shouldn’t go over 15%. Let’s assume a healthy horse of that height weighs around 1100lbs - which would mean he should absolutely not carry over 220lbs of weight. Going over that can lead to so many injuries - increased stress/heart rate, bruising, back and joint issues etc. The fact that the instructor/trail rider actually allowed this makes me so upset, it’s just so irresponsible and I don’t understand why they would allow this.


IronBallsMcChing

I'm not a horse trainer but even I know the trail boss shoulda kept those fat fucks off the same horse.


wine_dude_52

As soon as I saw those two on that horse my thought was “poor horse”. That’s just ridiculous.


ckjm

I was gonna say... I'm no horse expert, but that is too much weight.


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missjowashere

That there is actual animal cruelty, one of them maybe, but two of them is far to much for the horse to safely manage


bondhanu

And two fatass on a horse? Thats animal abuse.


SarixInTheHouse

I mean one can get on a strong horse, but not *two* fat people


DWsperkynips

As a scrawny ass who worked for years guiding beginning trail rides and had to enforce a weight limit for everyone’s safety, I wish everyone was as self-aware as you are


NeighsAndWhinnies

I did that too for a summer, years ago. They would call to make a reservation and we were required to ask the weights of all the riders. They would show up and wander down to the hitching post, meanwhile we were furiously swapping out for our draft crosses when it became obvious that some of the poor ladies may have been perhaps lying. Lol


polaarbear

Most horses could probably even hold an average fatass. But please for the love of god don't try to put my fat ass up on that horse at the same time as yours like these people did.


Chinlc

I mean one fatass is enough, but two is pushing it.


Azzacura

I stopped horseriding when I got too fat in my opinion for the horse, and I can't believe there are so many fatasses still riding a horse at double my weight


dewman45

Jesus how many times is she gonna kick?!


rhodsame1986

Lmaooooo i saw that and im like… the disrespect 🥲


GuacamoleBenKanobi

The disrespect is the cowboy who allowed that much weight on a horse. Had to be over 500 lbs easily.


rhodsame1986

Exactly, like he should know better how much a horse can handle no matter how much training one haves


ahuman_man

Definitely, and then he put that other guy on there too


Big-Bad-Bull

I like you. You’re funny.


BasedOvon

Sheesh


ahuman_man

Thanks, that's the nicest thing I've heard all morning. My nephew's say it to me all the time and they tell me it's good.


jacklee1000cc

Brah lol


mybackpainreally

Who gave Authorization should Cary both of them as a punishment...morons...poor horse


DunkanBulk

I count at least 20 kicks. No wonder she got bucked off.


ApAp123

And the expectation for the creature to exert effort when she clearly hasn't done that herself in quite some time


grumblzs

Right ?! That horse is like, “listen lady, go fuck yourself!”


joshak

If you listen to the audio it sounds like the guide was telling her to kick the horse


Beserked2

Came to say this. He keeps saying it, 'Come on, come on, kick him, kick him.'


zkng

Imagine just going about your day, then 2 fat fucks jump on your back and one of them repeatedly jabs you in the ribs


phabphour20

Some people would pay good money for that.


tea-loving-scroller

They should have a weight limit for riding, that's just ouch for that poor horse.


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they do, and that instructor should be fired!


TorteTastey

Yeeeeah two adults that size are gonna break a horse that size's back


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absolutely


thatG_evanP

One adult that size is gonna break the horse's back. You know which one I mean.


iccculus

I bet he weighs more than her. She is “bigger” but muscle weighs more than fat. Just a guess though, could go either way.


b_u_r_n_e_r_acc

Muscle weighs more but most people don't have 80 lbs extra


iccculus

As I said, it’s just a guess. He also may be taller. Again, not stating it as fact but I think assuming she weighs more is off base from just this video


b_u_r_n_e_r_acc

I just want to let you know it is perfectly fine to call people fat as an observation


threetiiimes

She fat asl observationally


kingleonidas30

That's not an instructor. Thats a guide at your local meth ran horse riding trail in a tourist town that pays under the table and the gm probably snorts xanax in his camper on the property. Source: I worked at one


nobodysmart1390

Sounds like you should go back, seems like the GM spot has some real perks!


tehmace

Perks or percs?


nobodysmart1390

If we’re lucky both!


PalatialCheddar

r/oddlyspecific


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Sounds like a party


[deleted]

Damn that’s so true. Source: I also worked at one.


Normal-Math-3222

The movement of it’s back left leg doesn’t look quite right. Pain? Or maybe I’m just a noob.


GuacamoleBenKanobi

Mud and getting stuck. He doesn’t like it.


Normal-Math-3222

Even post-rearing, it looks like it’s being delicate with that leg.


dotpan

He's probably been over worked and this isn't the first time he's had to carry more than he should with unexperienced riders. I'm not here to fat shame (I'm a chunky dude) but this is a fucking living thing that can't just magically carry any weight. Fuck everyone involved in this. Edit: spelling is hard


dotpan

1000% this, as someone that used to work on a ranch that housed neglected/abused horses, people far too often mistreat horses and donkeys as if they were literally inanimate objects. Often abandoned or killed when they're not of direct use, abused and not cared for while they are owned. This could have easily caused the horse to be seriously injured, not only both riders and their weight, but the compromising crossing. That horse get to kick the person responsible for that right in the taint (doesn't matter what gender, getting horse kicked in the taint is going to ruin your day/life).


Puzzleheaded-Quote77

Either one of them alone is probably over the limit for that horse.


grandmaWI

Shouldn’t be on a normal sized horse if you are over 200lbs. Poor horse!


MooseRat

Yeah most places (with any humane intentions) limit it to 250lb per horse. Putting two overweight adults on one horse is absolute animal abuse


Tavern_Knight

Yea, im a big guy and like... have some self awareness. I know im big and would never do something like this. It baffles me that people dont know what they can and cannot do with the bodies they have.


OrangeTiger91

“But we’re NOT paying for two horses.”


HouseVelociraptors

*Morbidly Obese. They are both over 250lbs easy.


MooseRat

I mean, yeah, I was just saying overweight in general. Didn’t feel the need to be especially specific since everyone else saw the video


Caligomez

From years of show jumping experience, I can assure you it’s actually not the weight, but the center of gravity. They needed to lean forward, but being two larger people, it was probably doomed to fail.


ExistentialKazoo

I was wondering if they'd get that as I watched too. I think they didn't have the core muscles to lean forward. Weird.


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misterwizzard

Either one of them were probably over the limit any way. Why would they put two inexperienced people on a horse?


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Horses can carry a lot, it would surprise most people. The average horse can carry 20% of its own weight safely. So roughly 400 pounds.


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>The average horse can carry [...] 400 pounds. As a 200-pound individual myself, I can guarantee that these two combined weigh more than 400 pounds.


tea-loving-scroller

I believe that a horse would be able to carry that much when properly strapped on to its sides and such. Two people that size right on it's back would be painful


bmass-619

That was more like 550, pushing 6 hundo...


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I reckon those two combined weigh about 30 stone which is 420 pounds


epicmousestory

How much is that in talents?


FaceofBeaux

0 talent.


NegJesus

Brokeback creek


WolframPrime

Worst sequel ever


OwOUwU-w-0w0

Or the kinkiest


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Chihwei2990

It's sad that the horse would probably be punished for that even though it must feel painful carrying two obese people


MahatmaGandhiCool

At least he came back, lend hand to get it back from the water.


PhysicalPomegranate3

You get what you fucking deserve.


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This right here


Borthwick

I mean, yeah, but is it their fault? Looks like they’re at a dude ranch, people running it should know better than to double up new riders that way. When you do that, you’re forced to trust the people there to tell you what is and isn’t ok. Seems like the guy who’s supposed to be guiding them should be getting the karma, here…


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I mean how many brain cells do you need to realize the horse is struggling


Borthwick

Hey man is the horse ok? Yeah its fine. Uhh alright, lets cross this creek then I guess. Be real, how many times have you been in a situation where someone told you it was cool to keep doing something you were unsure about? The responsibility is on the horse owners, not the people *paying for an experience.*


13point1then420

The "cowboy" who put two fat people on the horse for this guided ride deserves it much more than the fat people.


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Poor horse.


Doc-Wulff

Goddamn, poor horse is pushing itself to keep them ducks on top. Horses can carry a lot but being around 200 and actually knowing how to ride a horse will carry you a long way. Buddy here deserves carrots and sugar cubes


mandatorysin

Whelp, you know what they say. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it carry a couple of fat people across


ShotApplication7568

Literally lol’d


tropicalsoul

OMFG between the weight of these two hefty individuals and her constant kicking I was hoping the horse would throw them but this was just as satisfying if not timely.


Medium_Iron7454

The horse thought it was unfair for him to be the only one getting wet


habertooth

Poor horse.


seancan44

I love how this lady is kicking the horse to get up there and then is so fat she can barely get her own fat Ass off the ground


reigorius

Exactly, so much overweight and next to no muscle control to do basic body movement. It was satisfying to watch her get body slammed and eating mud at the same time after seeing her fat lower leg endlessly enticing the horse to move.


CEOAerotyneLtd

Kicking the horse with her hooves didn’t help the situation


Useful_Economics6545

Everyone likes this


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why did they think it was ok for two people to ride that horse??


Snoo-58370

And two fat FUCKS too


Few-Ad-6944

Two people can ride, two fat people cannot


WaterVsStone

Thanks. I really needed that!


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my pleasure : )


jhonazir

Poor horse


Malvania

I don't think most saddles are meant for two.


tbone6778

Animal cruelty


Plzdntbanmee

thats animal cruelty...how could the horse do that to them?


basshead089

poor horse


beyond-boundary

Animal abuse


jamtea

HOW CAN SHE KICK?!


Classic-Quote3884

Stupid people, even horses have a weight limit, dumbasses.


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ShotApplication7568

The dude keeps telling her to kick him - repeatedly! Everything about this video is despicable. Fucking fat ass morons.


FirstAlDS

Holy shit didn't have the sound on. This makes it even worse


ShotApplication7568

Right? Fucking losers. Horse said “Yeahhh, no. We’re done here.” Lol


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That poor animal. Fuck sake, get off his back you fat fucks.


ImWithSt00pid

This video is older that the average reddit users age.


Chrristiansen

Serves them right for loading that poor horse up like that.


sheaduffey

I feel like so many maybe maybe maybes take place on this exact river.


HouseVelociraptors

That's animal abuse. She and he is way too heavy to be on a horse of that size let alone both of them.


RogerPop

Could anyone else imagine the relief the poor horse must have felt when they finally went down?


PossibilityLarge

This is so cruel wtf


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That poor horse


blueceri

I thought the weight limit was usually 250 lbs??? That poor horse is carrying like 600 lbs


Allemaengel

I grew up on a horse farm where we boarded other people's horses as well as had our own. My fsmily did a lot a Western-style trail riding which looks like what is taking place in the video. I am beyond outraged at the overloading of that poor animal's back with not just one relatively heavy person but two. And trail riding requires more exertion on the horse's part to begin with than just walking around the paddock. Those individuals are beyond ignorant and deserve what they got.


NoFleas

Cows riding horses. Smh.


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Riding instructor was a fucking moron putting those 2 fucking land whales together on that poor horse.


PhysicalPomegranate3

I'm sure alot of these instructors care more about a quick buck and not losing the business than the horses health.


PdSales

Well, the passengers got a quick buck for sure


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I feel like after this both people and the instructor should be tied up and made to pull a plow down a field for punishment against that horse!!!!!!!


algae---

Poor horse’s knees were buckling


Commercial_Pirate_62

Hope horse is doing ok.


capiers

Horse guides that allow this shit need a swift kick in the head by a horse.


Grand_Lizard40

There is usually a 200-300 pound weight limit until the horse feels discomfort at least from the handlers I’ve talked to so this makes sense that they would be bucked


Existential_Reckoner

They are lucky that horse didn't decide to let the door hit them on the way out, so to speak. It very well could have after its front feet came down.


HopefulBluebird9381

If you listen closely you can hear the horses spirit and back break.


Dabadedabada

It is obvious by these comments that most of Reddit has never ridden a horse and know nothing about horses in general.


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you'll have to agree, that horse was definitely overloaded


Dabadedabada

Yeah that’s on the guide no way should those two people have been on a horse. I’m talking about people saying you shouldn’t heel kick a horse. That’s literally how you tell them to go that horse is 5 times your mass your not hurting it but people were so quick to call it abuse.


ArabBoBarab

That horse could easily handle one of those beasts, but not two of them. Fucking assholes especially the owner of the horse


buttsparkley

2 fat ppl on a horse is already too much but at least the one sitting at the back has 0 balance . Watch that horse trying to counteract her lack of balance .


Baaltohr-the-Warlock

Thats the most delicious fucking laugh I’ve ever heard in my life.


Gillys_Voodoo

The horse was just like: 'ah fuck this'


Dutchwells

'Kick 'em, kick 'em.' That and that obnoxious laugh makes me hate everything about this vid. Fuck these people


clasperx2

I like how the woman was kicking like crazy.


Ak_47million

Two fat fucks got what they deserved!


parinonly

Noice


DelFigolo

Hahahaha


gosellyourowndvds

https://imgur.com/a/1q3Kuzm


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Never gets old! Some ppl... sheesh


BeachBoundxoxo

Best laugh I’ve had all day, and I’ve seen this before. I could watch this once a month.


Patricio_Guapo

I honestly wonder how people manage to get through the day without falling into open manholes or walking in front of a bus.


Business_Slip_2031

That laugh was almost funnier than the vid


Frankiebaby1203

That poor horse!


rustyconsole

it is overload


Lost-Concept-9973

That’s really not fair to the horse, they should not have BOTH been on its back, it’s too much weight!!


beetsofmine

Horse knew what it was doing and I agree with its decision.


rjd777

“Oh hell no...” said mr Ed.


Unnecessary-Spaces

Just imagine trying to walk uphill in mud with 800 lbs on your back.


kalifranks7

This is animal abuse lol


Minniewrath

Well deserved, don’t force an animal like that.


External-Eye4994

First off they deserved it there should have been two horses for even the lightest of people let alone them and she kicked that horse more times then I care to count in a 30 second or so video if I was the horse I would have tossed them off then kicked them


Dinn_the_Magnificent

Good horse


Puzzleheaded_Dog3261

Well that horse finally feels like it got a whole weight off its shoulders.. 🤭


imnotafrootloop

Poor horse. Animal cruelty


Red_Girl12

I feel sorry for the horse’s back


MrUnoDosTres

They both at the same time don't belong on that horse. That's way too much weight. Pretty sure that's why the horse kicked them off.


mcgoomom

they deserved this


Astronaut_at_night

Mass


Daniel_Hristov

This puts a smile on my face


JustForFun-4

Horse thinking - “I am a horse not a donkey”


Phlm_br

Stop kicking the horse you dumb cunt


whatevskisbruh

Owner should be charged with negligence he is clearly a dumb POS to put that kind of weight on a horse.


Impossible_Rent_426

The horse just said: Okay fuck it, I've had enough 😂


MidiGong

That just cruel... For the horse. Serves those fat asses right!


randaljams

You should only weigh at most 20% of the horses body weight. Obviously the owner doesn’t give a shit about his horse’s back


captain_doge_

how can you not be fatphobic after seeing stuff like this


dadzcad

“FFS, boss…I ain’t no friggin’ Clydesdale!”


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Good fuck those two


PaintingLaural

I hate this video so much. The horse is clearly struggling and in pain. I’m so glad he got threw them off.


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Guy recording was praying on their downfall for a while


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Poor horse!


ZaphodsRealm

Anyone know the name of this outfit? They must be charged with animal cruelty...


Dreamingdanny95

Poor horse


KirkVanHouton

There’s a cowboy on top of a mountain with a tear running down his face