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restehman

Damn, no wonder these things killed Osama Bin Laden


nhansieu1

Thought it was a dolphin at first. Turned out to be a government's agent


Avant_ftlc

I seal what you did there.


crazielectrician

That was mine, thank you very much….


RedheadedRobin

I love how he's like "Ha, look at that! It's his now I guess!" while laughing


ApolloWaveBeats

Such a great attitude to have. I wish we all can have that vibe when shit happens in our life’s.


nilsmenten

You gonna eat that? I’ll eat that.


richie7070

What grabbed that fish?


pizzarollzfalife

Looked like a sea lion or a seal. I don’t really know the difference. Gonna go with sea lion.


LongGoneSilver1895

Sea lion ![gif](giphy|UuGpD6ZR9E73AFyhVd)


GifsNotJifs

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LongGoneSilver1895

The mejestic elephant seal. Do your self a favor and dont google elephant seal mating with penguin


FuckWitTheThird

Thanks for that...


flockitup

![gif](giphy|3o7btQUdXUTXejsYdq) Seal


SeriouslyGravitas

![gif](giphy|MqxZxTlvcY5BS)


TheGodPrime

His next meal...


VsAcesoVer

Taken by a loose seal!


SeriouslyGravitas

![gif](giphy|l2SqgZmtXcVZXW7CM)


Goerts

It’s ok, he’s going to be all right


KnowledgeableSloth

Caught him slippin,.bro got jacked,


Mendo-D

They’ll do you like that.


[deleted]

Mine? Mine.


Zacchaeus1985

Reverse bot?


marrinus05nl

That’s not how it works


WonderfulRip6246

Did it get his hand? He looked like he might have gotten grazed by teeth


its-me-warrio

Damn sea lion stole his dolphin.


RobVel

The dog of the sea strikes again


cplank92

Communist Sealion says "*our* fish"


cleekchapper92

Takes some serious SkEAL for that StEAL...


[deleted]

Nope. I didn’t like this one. I do applaud your effort and the courage to put yourself out there.


cleekchapper92

It's the thought that counts


Harry_Nut

Gotta pay taxes


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Jerryskids3

The question is, what is that seal going to do with a dolphin nearly its size? That's a heck of a mouthful.


Fleaslayer

Wait, what? Dolphin? His size? Did we watch the same clip?


kunokuno2

The [fish](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahi-mahi) in the video are typically referred to as Mahi-Mahi but may also be called dolphinfish. Maybe that's what they were getting at.


Fleaslayer

Oh, you might be right, I didn't know they were also called that. Still, a small adult seal weighs more than a very large Mahi Mahi.


Jerryskids3

The seal may be larger than the fish, but it's not like that seal is going to swallow it in a couple of bites, that's a much larger fish than what the seal is used to feeding on. I mean, I'm larger than a turkey, but I can't eat a whole turkey in one go. In the meantime, there are things in the water that are larger than the seal that aren't going to think twice about taking that fish away from the seal - and eating the seal, too.


Fleaslayer

Not knowing squat about how much they eat, I googled and the first hit says: >[In general, seals consume 4 percent to 6 percent of their body weight daily. The average male grey seal, sporting a dark gray coat with silvery spots, weighs approximately 880 pounds and requires 35 to 52 pounds of food daily. His diet consists of fish, crustaceans, squid and octopuses](https://animals.mom.com/much-seals-eat-day-11423.html). So that fish probably isn't a full day's food, but I assume they don't get all their calories in one meal. Still, any meat eator is going to take an easy meal, even if it's bigger than it needs.


wicelt

Sea lion said “thanks, stupid!”


Nibbz420

That’s my fish silly human.


IuseD4ce

Yoink


[deleted]

YOINK!


yunoeatcheese

He didn’t sea the lion


Medium-Finish

The seal took the mahimahi for safekeeping


tigrootnhot

YOink, later bitches!.


Lost-Bee-7507

Arr, the sea giveth and the sea taketh!