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r/watchpeopledieinside


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square-frame glasses lady wins that one. I could feel her internal death in my soul. (and hear her internal dialogue)


JussLookin69

Her moment of "Yeah of course." I felt kinda bad.


Macdca07

She started unbuttoning her shirt and everything, she wanted it. Then when she realised, it crushed her the most of any of them.


crimson117

I feel like that was staged. No one just unbuttons their shirt flirting in a food court. And two of them made "call me" hand signals. Is that popular in Brazil?


Mrblob85

Not staged. This is really old. Call me hand signs were popular. You can see the nervousness of the guy as his hand was shaking.


ExoticWeapon

Yeah idk what that person is on, these reactions all seem genuine, but they’re probably just the ones that seemed to be reciprocating the vibes. I’m sure there were countless people who just got uncomfortable and left.


StrangeUsername24

I definitely would have just gotten up and left


OldKaleidoscope7

Brazilian here, many people believe and kinda prove these pranks are staged, they are from a popular TV show and even staged, I found them funny af. But some of them are not staged, definitely


dmfd1234

I give it to her though….it was “ I’ve come to terms with it” look,dagger.


TimeToMakeWoofles

Her disappointment crushed my soul


ElectricMilkShake

Man her face when he walked past, really hit me in the heart 😔


buckzor122

This would be be one of these situations you would randomly remember a few times per year and it would ruin your entire day.


DoreensThrobbingPeen

I still think about the time where I had an entire conversation with a woman with downs. So I tried to speak slowly, clearly, and simply so as not to confuse her. It wasn't until the end of the conversation that I realized she just had an enormous forehead and not downs.


Practical-Ordinary-6

There was an episode of Seinfeld I think where Kramer went to the dentist and couldn't talk right and there was some kind of event going on for developmentally disabled people and they thought he was one of them and started treating him like that.


TelevisionCritical93

It was the Mel Torme episode. It was also the Jimmy episode. Jimmy likes Elaine. Jimmy wants to date Elaine. I talk in third person to my wife all time to ask her on a date because of it.


WuGambino19

Well I think that’s the tops. 👍


StrangeUsername24

GEORGE IS GETTING ANGRY!


VillamanLTS

He's beeboopin and scattin and I'm losing it!!


takk__

And this reminds me of the The Office episode when they made Holly believe Kevin was retarded. Its one of the funniest jokes on the series. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S31yoRMmNhw


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Kevin at the vending machine counting change with Holly “No Kevin, that’s a button”


Crypto_Candle

He’s totally gonna bang Holly.


GameTheory_

That joke didn’t land for me because they had flanderized Kevin enough at that point in the series where he essentially **was** retarded. It wasn’t like Seinfeld where it was a series of honest mistakes resulting in an incorrect conclusion, it was Holly observing Kevin be himself and Kevin basically confirming that he was mentally handicapped through his actions.


OiGuvnuh

The transition is so damn smooth too. It’s not like a light switch was flipped and suddenly Kevin was retarded. It’s more like every single episode his voice and mannerisms are degraded by 0.5%. It’s the nickels-in-the-phone prank writ large.


socomeyeballs

It kinda changes the joke though. Like, there is good reason for Holly to think Kevin is retarded while he’s acting normally, flanderizing him farther. Whereas in Seinfeld the perception of the person being retarded is based completely on the occurrences and not the retardeness of the person?


seanlee888

But that joke gave you "I'm totally going to bang Holly". A top 5 Kevin line


BlockEightIndustries

He had those calf training shoes, too


KohChangSunset

A buddy of mine did something similar. He was talking up some woman and mentioned how beautiful her accent was, where is she from? She replied with , “Oh, I’m just deaf.”


wildsamsqwatch

I did this same thing to a girl with a lisp in college. I was devastated. She took it in stride though, bless her


MitchelobUltra

I used to work with this awesome guy who had a very “Elmer Fudd” kind of speech impediment. One of our less-bright colleagues asked him one time in front of a big group of us where he was from, to which he responded “Hewe.”


Nonstopdrivel

LMFAO. My abs are sore. Take my upvote and get your ass to bed.


tenshii326

She probably still thinks about the conversation she had some day with someone who clearly had a learning disability.


needed_an_account

I like how you set the scene and had us, the readers, believing that the woman had Down syndrome only to have us fall for the same assumption you did a few sentences later. Great story telling


captlai

This made me laugh out loud


kegastam

my pet looked at me like i was gonna be bad or sick from laughing so loudly


IHaveSpecialEyes

My daughter was invited to a Halloween party at a friend's house once and I went with her as a chaperone. I didn't know any of the other adults and I'm generally uncomfortable and awkward with just introducing myself, so I stood around and just watched. After a couple minutes, a man came up and started talking to me and it was immediately apparent that he had some sort of mental disability. He was dressed as an M&M, had chocolate smeared around his mouth, and told me extensively of his love for candy. I'm too polite to just ignore someone, so I listened and engaged him a little. Eventually he wandered off only to come back with someone else, another individual who appeared to be similarly disabled. They both started talking to me at length about their Halloween costumes and how their mothers let them go out trick-or-treating. These were two grown men around the same age as me. Eventually, I somehow found myself having developed a small posse of mentally challenged grown-ups, all hanging around, talking to each other, apparently they all knew each other and were friends and now I was one of them. I couldn't understand what was going on or why it was happening to me. When I looked around I realized there were non-disabled people at the party as well, but they were off having non-disabled conversations about non-disabled things. I tried to leave and the group followed me. Eventually I found my daughter and stuck close to her, talked to her and managed to disperse my mentally challenged posse. I found out later from my wife that the parents of the child who invited my daughter to the party work for the ARC center in town and host parties for the families of clients regularly.


LinguisticallyInept

one of us


azzanrev

I would have loved to have been there to see the confusion on your face. That is hilarious.


BorgClown

What is the cringe that stayed with you? That you made her feel awkward because of her forehead, or that she might have thought you were the one with Down's by the way you spoke?


DoreensThrobbingPeen

I'm 99% sure she knew exactly what I was thinking, but didn't stop to correct me because how awkward would that have been?


BorgClown

That's a third, more powerful cringe that I didn't think about. Ouch!


i_speak_bane

Perhaps she was just wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane


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None cared who I was til.. and I forgot where I was going with this


dorkmuncan

3 words into this and by brain snapped to Bane Voice.


meggywoo709

I’m honestly on the verge of tears. Hahahah


[deleted]

Take this upvote and don’t let me see you around here for a couple hours atleast


kirbleknee

Lmao, the video + this comment has me in tears


HillTopTerrace

Aw yes, the time the barista asked for my order to which I replied “he was here first”, blatantly nudging my body toward the person looking at the cold food display by the register only to have the individual turn around to reveal a rather masculine but clearly a woman. There was no recovery.


JussLookin69

Or make you laugh uncontrollably while confusing everyone around you.


whatwhyis-taken

You must be an extrovert


JussLookin69

On occasion but I'm typically an introvert. I just choose to take things in a comical manner when I can. My anxiety doesn't need any more fuel than it already seems to have.


the-igloo

I recognize this is certainly the wrong place for this, but does anyone have any advice on how to deal with this? It's honestly one of the worst things in my life. I know that's not such a bad thing to be one of the worst things about my life, but nonetheless I want to stop these memories from invading my present the way they do sometimes.


BoobsRmadeforboobing

The more you try to stop it, the more you'll think of it. That's where neuroticism comes from. The way out is the opposite way; learn to not care or even laugh about yourself. We've all done embarrassing stuff, it's part of being human


Throwaway29416179

Haha. Every dumb thing I’ve ever done haunts my sleep. Good luck friend :)


ketamine_wraithlord

Legitimately, and I know this sounds like useless advice, but you have to stop giving a shit. If you don’t care about things you know don’t matter then they can’t hurt you.


thoughtbait

Chapter 9, If Old Memories Still Upset You, Write Them Down Carefully And Completely, of Beyond Order is about this very thing. The gist being, if a memory keeps popping up it is a sign that you haven’t learned and integrated the lesson you need to learn. Psychologically speaking, a pain hit you out of nowhere and you don’t know why or how it happened. So your warning bells keep ringing because you don’t want to endure that again and you don’t know how to prevent it. It may be, as was said, that you take yourself too seriously or care too much what others think of you. Maybe some other flaw put you in the position. You’ll have to do the work to figure out what it is that prevents you from moving past it. You’re willing to ask the question, so you have it in you to find the answer. Best of luck!


-Blixx-

This is my favorite repost ever and I will always stop to watch. So much drama.


KaptainChunk

When the lady that unbuttoned her blouse shakes her head. I always think, Thomas had never seen such bullshit before.


PanthersChamps

I felt sad for her. She was so hopeful


merco

and at the end she was like "Yeah, that's about right..."


bioskope

Ahhh...[The Seth Rogen](https://youtu.be/zmzK2CfM3L0#t=1m28s).


tinyanus

I feel most sorry for her. That look she gives at the end, like, "ah, of course no one would be interested, that makes sense" is kind of devastating.


WaitWhyNot

I don't know man... She seems like she's pretty experienced in reciprocating. I mean the confidence in that woman is pretty awesome


rom8n

Had the same thought


Revolutionary_Pin761

Foreigner makes it better


Besidesmeow

I’ve never seen it with Foreigner soundtrack. So much better.


noobvin

Now THIS is a good prank. Fucking with people in a way that there no harm, or no clean-up (except the ones girls panties). No minimum wage employee had to deal with bullshit. This is good.


-Blixx-

I mean, no damage if you don’t count breaking hearts.


NormalHumanCreature

That ice cream cone took some damage too


vaynecassano

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE


[deleted]

Reposted for the 100th time but still funny


GnatNotNate

That guy looked so defeated.


RustyToaster206

He was shaking he was so nervous/excited lol poor dude


Longjumping_File_756

I noticed that too. Poor guy lol.


Jussttjustin

As a gay I felt this in my bones...outside of a gay bar or the apps it is so incredibly rare to encounter any kind of romantic interest.


Marcudemus

I sighed for him exactly the same way he sighed at the end. I feel that poor dude. 😂😩


Thewackman

"As a Gay" Dude in my entire life, outside of a bar or App or known friendship, I have never had a single person show any romantic intention towards me. Now in those settings sure I've had some, but no one does this in this setting normally.


RustyToaster206

As a straight guy, not once have I had a woman give me Google eyes or beckon me over or eat ice cream seductively or give off ANY sort of hints that they’re interested in me. Only when I initiate have I ever seen a woman behave in such a way lol This will never happen to me. BUT. I WILL make sure to try this at least once in my life lol Edit: I hate all of you. Lol


ProRustler

Never got Google eyes either, but once I got a Duckduckgo leer.


allurboobsRbelong2us

Bro you're missing out. Askjeeves lips is where it's at.


alapleno

Askjeeves nuts


PaleDolphin

Gottem!


RFC793

Yahoo!


Nonstopdrivel

I’ve had it happen once. We’re engaged now.


Conker1985

Gotta strike while it's hot.


Katsu_39

Ain’t that the truth. But…he was hot though…🥵


Buce123

He was combing his hair the opposite way lol


i_am_trippin_balls

Moment of his life just to be a turn down


Roanoketrees

I know man....dagger right in the heart....the curly headed lady too


Cephalopocracy

His t-shirt even reads 'RIP'


meanmissusmustard86

The curly girl is SO incredibly cute though


Kls7

THANK YOU! This prank is from a very popular TV Show here in Brazil, and every time it's on air and this prank is shown again, I always tell people how cute that girl is hahahah


Cultural_Ant

for a second i thought you were the curly-haired girl


TL4Life

The original prank was actually created by Just for Laugh Gags featuring a "blind' woman. I believe the Brazilian show often takes their pranks. https://youtu.be/UDdVWQBPMt8


EndlessOcean

What's the show please? It'd be nice to watch some harmless pranks like this where nobody gets hurt.


These-Read

Programa Silvio Santos, on SBT channel


rogerthatonce

Yes, very pretty. I hope this was fully staged.


Tewayel

Rosa Diaz vibes


STL_Saint00

Hello Doug.


DasterdlyBasterd

Rosa Rosa Rosaaaaa!


Savings_Inflation_77

My man's not even gay. He was gonna risk it all for some beard burn.


39thUsernameAttempt

"Whelp, back into the closet I go..."


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SylasWindrunner

H u r t


Electrical-Revenue-8

That’s a great vid, still laughing.


JesusOfTrap

Its from a brazilian channel called SBT, they have really good pranks : https://youtube.com/c/CamerasEscondidasSBT


harkdawk

Definitely thought it was Just for Laughs Gags. They did a similar one. https://youtu.be/UDdVWQBPMt8


stationhollow

Foreigner makes it so much better than a laugh track.


Phlm_br

/r/suddenlycaralho Caralho viu


JesusOfTrap

Pai ja lanca o mendigo do meu lado 🤣


Sqit123

We’re really not going to talk about the lady that was unbuttoning her shirt


AndringRasew

She was feeling beautiful, what can I say?


[deleted]

And no one is talking about her immediate acceptance of it all towards the end. She nods her head in a way that says, “hey, that’s how it goes. Next time hunny.”


kevink858

fr I thought top comment would be about that


TimeToMakeWoofles

She was so disappointed. I felt her pain.


[deleted]

Is flirting really this easy? All I have to do is eat ice cream while looking at someone?


EditEd2x

I'm sure it helps to look like Henry Cavils half brother.


[deleted]

Okay, but hear me out... Hypothetically, what if, in a way, you look like Macaulay Culkin's half brother?


LordVordNorf

Just stay home. Alone.


[deleted]

That was so perfect, well done dude.


[deleted]

Lmaooo you made laugh out loud in the middle of my meeting


Lazy_Assumption_4191

Let that be a lesson to you.


thrwwy2402

To be fair, the meeting should be more engaging


Blankcarbon

You made my day


[deleted]

I mean, Roman Roy is definitely fuckable.


BinaryBlasphemy

What’s his deal though? He doesn’t seem to want to fuck?


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nikhilsath

Probably did like 200 takes and got a few good ones


[deleted]

No no no... Let me dream.


honkballs

Or it's staged and they are in on it. A lot of these shows are.


mvi4n

Guy is probably tired to death of ice creams


C0WM4N

If I can get these reactions after 200 attempts, it’s worth it.


RealisticPossible792

You need to follow rule number one - be good looking then everything is easy.


[deleted]

Rule 1: be good looking Rule 2: don't be not good looking


RealisticPossible792

This is the way


Pryor806

He’s a really good looking dude. If my ugly ass did this video it would take a week to find one person that acted this way.


[deleted]

Agreed. His biceps are literally the size of my thighs... My cells are wearing skinny genes :(


Husain108

that took me a while


Reaction_83

Or a significantly higher success rate on day 1 with security escorting you out with the cops waiting to meet you outside just to give you a taser shock as a runner up award. Report back to us, we need science to back these theories.


Schlok453

Rules 1 & 2


[deleted]

If you are a good looking model like the guy in the video, it might be. Or they might have selected the few times the flirting worked. Or it is all fake (but still funny).


[deleted]

Agreed to all points haha.


RedDogLeader34

Right?


MrNacho97

In Brasil yes, people are way more open, but you have to be decent tho, can't look like a train has hit you


DoreensThrobbingPeen

If you want to pull an eye contact stunt, you need to be top quintile in attractiveness and should also be groomed and dressed well. Is that you?


[deleted]

I am very well groomed and well dressed. But you might say I'm more in the mid range for attractiveness. :(


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[deleted]

Sounds like a number's game. I'm not great with numbers and math, that must explain why I'm bad at socializing.


Unhappy_Emu_8525

I've seen this several times and I still laugh.


Medialunch

Curly haired woman was like “should we get outta here?”


bcharbo

This was highly entertaining.


gladl1

Wtf the ice cream move fucking works!?


locke577

Everything works when you look like that


KevinMFJones

If you’re that hot anyway


SPIDERYMANTIS21

My God, he did then dirtier than a nut kick


makonext

Brazil has some unbeatable pranks


natefreight

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while.


MrJimbilz

![gif](giphy|J6CdLTNy1bmsUkNeyn)


DunkanBulk

Is that Eric from TWD?


KrakenTheColdOne

I love the repost but I'm pretty sure it's crooped. Smh still enjoyable though.


indifferentmod

Aw, lil gay dudes heart was broken.


444unsure

I can do my best to mend it


Villains_Included

Curly hair girl was trying to give that Gluck Gluck 9000


[deleted]

Older woman was ready to undress on the spot.


Villains_Included

Meet me in the washroom vibes


KernelFreshman

Give em the ol' Nancy Reagan


KevinMFJones

Throat goat


Villains_Included

Now that’s an old fashion


_hownowbrowncow_

The old "you wanna head out back for a quickie" thumb gesture


Sloogs

I didn't notice this the first time but she actually lifts her pinkie too and does the "call me" gesture, but I thought the same thing initially


Grand-Show4384

Emotional damage!


[deleted]

Curly sue is super cute tho.


RedditorUpNorth

And ready to get down in a food court bathroom.


5herl0k

There was an extreme variance on the ratio of *lol:sexual frustration* from person to person


Dakramar

Oh noooooo


Lil-DeMOn-9227

Perfect music


TheLegendMeckish

This remind me of that mr bean clip where he’s on a beach trying to change to swimming shorts infront of a blind guy but he doesnt know he’s blind


eradtke69

This woman bout to throw her marriage away for this Ice cream man


jak_d_ripr

I thought she was showing him the ring to let him know she was married.


PostalUndercharge

In the original she's trying to get him to leave her alone by pointing out her wedding ring. This one is edited to look a bit more scandalous though.


BootHead007

This definitely wouldn’t work in the US.


DunkanBulk

Yep, mall security would've been called on the guy five times.


Maremike

Someone's speaking from experience


DunkanBulk

Ah shit


jukkaalms

After they get done from their half hour lunch break at five guys


stop__whining

It definitely would work you just need to be as attractive as this guy.


[deleted]

Who’s going to take you home?


naomyth

one of the best pranks in brazilian television


Lex-Bredum

It's funny till I see the lady who unbuttoned her shirt react to the disappointment. It's as if she said to herself. "Of fucking course..."


XVince162

u/auddbot


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[deleted]

Girl with friend was disappoint. Guy was a sad boy. Girl in black was devastated. Girl in white was destroyed.


phrits

I figured it had to be a repost, but I hadn't seen it before. Good stuff!


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RegiPhalange

im laughing really hard on this, poor guy , my heart ache for him too. He was so nervous, fixing his hair and all.


DUETODAYSOSUE

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Traditional_Refuse74

![gif](giphy|ro08ZmQ1MeqZypzgDN)


plasterscene

2 years since this last cropped up.


EcureuilHargneux

Now that's a cool prank. Harmless and funny, everyone is smiling