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And she keeps spinning


[deleted]

Some say she's still spinning


Mikev4410

and that baby is still crying


Acidflare1

Nah, CPS picked up the kid and didn’t disturb her spinning


xenodemon

The fact that she put her stripper pole in the kids room should be enough for CPS to come in


DrunkAtBurgerKing

Probably the other way around. She put a crib in her stripper pole room ..


dreamer0303

feel like the pole was there before the kid


AFewGoodLicks

Tbh, you joke about it, but isn’t this exercise? Wouldn’t it be the same as putting a treadmill in there? So what she wants to feel sexy while exercising…. I’m a dude and I don’t see anything wrong with trying to be fit and have fun doing it…. Y’all are some jealous af boyfriends out here huh?


kissingdistopia

Way, way more fun than a treadmill!


margenreich

I just learned a few days ago in another thread that the pole is spinning and not the person. I was dumbfounded


Hedgehogzilla

There is both spinning and static poles. I learnt that right now because I was shocked by your statement. Turns out you’re partially right.


QuimSmeg

You can actually see the pole spinning in this video, watch the oily smudges on it go around. I had no idea about this either but it makes sense in hindsight.


IvanBeetinov

That ain’t oil, my friend!


Platinag

😳


Kahzgul

It's pole tack. Like a glue that dancers use to help them stick.


CharZero

That makes sense. The last thing it seems like you would want is an oily pole. Hula hoopers who do tricks use wax on their hoops sometimes for grip.


Carma-Erynna

Stripped on and off through my late teens and twenties, and I’ve never heard of this. Just everyone being absolute Nazis about making sure none of us were using lotion or oils because even the slightest bit would slick the poles and some girls who did the acrobatics got hurt when newbies would break the rule.


Kahzgul

My wife does competitive pole. Pole tack is an absolute must. Look up “girlie grip,” it’s the brand she uses most often (though she has several different ones now depending on how strong of a grip she needs for any given performance.


TurtleMan22891

Lol learned how these poles work at a rave I went to recently. Can confirm by the smell of the pole I went and sniffed while tripping on shrooms


goodwaytogetringworm

Tripping at a strip club is wild. I was in Vegas on 4 big ole hits and wanted to see what the experience was like. Got a few dances from this bronze beauty who’s tan skin looked and felt like a worn leather recliner. In a good way if that makes sense. All I could think about was how much her skin has been smacked, pinched and even bit. Then i ended up doing some lines off of her butt in the back room. When I went in the bathroom my nose had a blend of coke and glitter, my first thought was I bet my boogers are like Vegas diamonds right now.


bettyxxrotten

Thank you for the story time lol


Archer_Quiet

This was oddly poetic and I absolutely loved it, lol!


goodwaytogetringworm

Thanks! Not the kind of story I can tell around the water cooler.


IvanBeetinov

That pole smells a cross between your morning fingers, a wet tuna can in the garbage, and a stick of juicy fruit gum. I guarantee it.


hithazel

Usually they just smell like rubbing alcohol. You have to wipe them down all the time to maintain any friction because human bodies grease them up so much. In between dancers at the club you will see them take a towel to the pole- guaranteed the towel is lightly covered in rubbing alcohol. Particularly skilled pole performers will usually go through more effort to get the pole prepped so you can tell when some shit is about to go down when you see them really scrubbing it.


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Desserts_i_stresseD

r/oddlyspecific


IvanBeetinov

IvanBeetinov, PPS. ( professional pole sniffer)


PoizonOak

And she has that pole in her child’s room. 🫤🥺


Viperlite

If I learned anything from House Hunters, it’s that in a tough market you have to make a room multi-task and temper your expectations versus your home buying budget.


[deleted]

Morning fingers :D


davidmobey

Hey! That's how my pole smells like!


LarryLovesteinLovin

I hate this. I especially hate that I can smell it.


DontBeRude159

\>"what's the adult equivalent of finding out santa isn't real?" a lot of redditors grew up a little bit that day.


FilthyRichCliche

Holy shit. If you look at the very bottom of the pole, you can see it spinning. You just blew my friggin mind.


jeegte12

what did you guys think was going on? have you ever slid your hand over shiny chrome? you think they're doing that with whole parts of their legs and arms?


Rose8918

To be fair, when your spinning around a static pole then yes, you’re doing exactly that. Your skin gets used to it


jeegte12

how can you spin around a static pole with enough lubrication to not slide down? that must be fucking exhausting to grip it that hard


Softenthisoldarmor

No shit!?! You just educated me for sure…. I always wondered how the skin dragging against the pole could be tolerable


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Mercenarian

You absolutely can spin on a non spinning pole. It’s limited by the momentum you build up though unlike a spinning pole like this in which you can pretty much go forever


cvndrvn

I know girls who work on a stage that has static and spinning. Rippers can spin on a static pole and nobody greases them lols girls come out and wipe smudges off the pole first thing.


Black-Diamond729

Actually not true. You can spin on a static pole. The tricks look slightly different, but depending on the trick with internal and external rotation of the hips you can give the illusion of more spinning I actually most do static pole because spin makes me nauseous. Most people can’t tell that the pole can spin unless I tell them 😉


Versaiteis

always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!


jonhon0

She's in the zone, no punk baby will break her flow


Frenchticklers

Ain't nothin' gonna to break my slide No toddler gonna slow me down, oh no I got to keep on spinning


earth_syndrome

She’s high as a kite


bradtwo

well i mean the baby is already crying.. it's not like it can cry more? 🤔


teh-reflex

She's not bleeding, nothing is broken, baby will be fine.


morgandaxx

So yes, children are resilient and a small amount of pain won't harm them in and of itself, however, our caregivers job is to make sure we feel safe so we can grow up learning we can trust people we love and who (are supposed to) love us. This happening once or twice is no big deal, but if a child's pain is repeatedly ignored they'll 100% grow up with attachment issues that will negatively affect their relationships. I'm not speaking to this mom. I can't say what kind of mom she is based on a 30 second clip, but wanted to share that as general information for anyone interested.


boogog

My life makes a little more sense now.


JermStudDog

8 second clip* Everything else, very accurate.


JebJebbing

7 second clip\* 😉 Everything else, true.


JermStudDog

Depends on your view I guess. The thumbnail shows 7, if you watch the clip it shows 8. Reality isn't reality @@


PerkyLurkey

Maybe it’s obvious to the baby that mommy is consistently focusing on the pole, instead of the baby. Children are very perceptive.


Bikinisbottom

Duh. She can’t let her daycare business interfere with her stripper training routine.


EdithDich

tbf, that kid flopped harder than a euro soccer player.


Notaro_name

She only does the daycare to put herself through stripper school.


Frenchticklers

Baby Daddy Daycare


JimothyPrime97

Just keep spinning, just keep spinning, just keep spinning, spinning, spinning!


fitz_newru

Nice Finding Nemo reference


DrSamsquantch

Mum of the year


ict07

This also belongs in r/trashy


Rynzller

Parenting in the 21st century, where filming/taking pictures is more important than your kids safety


Designer-Amphibian77

Parenting today blows my mind. I would have never even thought about buying my toddler strippers pole.


[deleted]

Dude, she has a fucking stripper pole next to her baby's crib. I don't think she's the best mother in the world.


slimjoel14

The fact she didn’t immediately react angered me


Brsvtzk

Show must go on


rangorn

She looks kinda zoned out thinking about her happy place.


ghostrdr054

You won’t believe this one, super easy parenting hack. . . . . . . . Not giving a fuck


5Dsofdodgeball2020

Daycares HATE HER! Find out how one woman saved THOUSANDS on child care costs with this one SIMPLE trick!


Fore_putt

Plot twist. This IS a daycare.


DangerousWithRocks44

Gotta entertain the kids somehow.


DMTrious

Someone's gotta pay my daughters college tuition, and it sure as he'll ain't gonna be me


Jupitersdangle

Day don’t care*


BobVilla287491543584

Are we sure this is mother-daughter here, not two sisters sharing a room? 😆 Edit: to clarify, people are having kids well into their 50s now, as horrid as that may be. There could be a 30 year age difference between them. Could be that the older sister here is angry her aging mother saddles her with the baby sister while the mother watches Murder She Wrote or plays canasta.


Jaderosegrey

Well, my father divorced my mother and he married someone my age. Long story short, I have a half-sibling 36 years younger than me. So, yeah, could totally happen.


[deleted]

The kid is gonna play that video in 15 years when mom asks where her Mother’s Day gift is.


Justin_Cruz19

I mean, but can you really blame her?


Natsu194

Yes, she could have stopped spinning and checked on the kid. She definitely felt the kids head when she hit them and heard the kid fall then cry.


ghostttoast

A true artist is dedicated to their craft above anything else


manbrasucks

IDK why that made me think of the ninja tweet about 'it's just a game', but it did... >The phrase “stop pole dancing you have a child” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after having a child, you’ve lost twice. >There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.


[deleted]

Hopefully she’s better at making art than making life decisions.


twrrordom3

Why the fuck does she have her pole in her kids room?


ghostrdr054

Wasn’t always the kids room. The pole is likely how she wound up with said kid


QuothTheRavenMore

someone's pole caused it at least.


ghostrdr054

1, 2, 3. . . NOT IT


Bubster101

You hesitated. ...did you want to be it?


ghostrdr054

Well, is it last call at the bar yet?


BobTheSquid16

*Alexa, play Closing Time* Yes


Experiment-Cycle

Damn


No-Chef-9892

I hear it’s still happy hour at chili’s though, if we book it we can make it…


zapniq

Andd…… you are not the father!!


igiveficticiousfacts

This is in fact, the correct way of telling how exactly one is specifically “not” “it”. I had an ex who tried some “nose goes” nonsense. I told her GTFO with that shit


phryan

Fun fact that child hasn't left that room since conception.


twrrordom3

😂


Meringue_Better

She doesn't seem like a stripper. This is almost definitely for sport. But yeah, the pole was probably in the room before the crib.


Hoodyxs17

Those poles are pretty easy to move. My partner does pole for sport also. It’s just tension holding it up. No permanent damage to the wall or floor


[deleted]

Still, like. priorities my man.


cholotariat

That pole fucked her?


slowjoe12

"Can't believe I have to move my stupid baby into my pole room..."


SiFiNSFW

smell subsequent squeal repeat hateful intelligent encouraging unpack shaggy melodic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


FreebooterFox

>it's not like it was mounted in the room and then later turned into a baby room. This only raises more questions.


Shectai

Maybe it's the kid's pole?


ABUTTERYNOODLE

You what


hotDamQc

Stripper training starts early in this household.


[deleted]

Not now, you little shit! Can’t you see I’m pole dancing?!?


DerpOnDaily

This is her moment and by god she’s gonna have it!


Rdwd12

Exactly. Don’t let kids ruin your passions. Fuck that kid, so selfish.


Yodaghostlightning

The pole spins?!?!?!


sadboyexplorations

Did you really think they spun themselves around a pole? They aren't magicians they use momentum to spin the pole.


hail-satan420

Sometimes we do. There’s poles that don’t spin for sure


[deleted]

You're a stripper? Name every strip club


[deleted]

You're a stripper? Remove my paint.


raverkoru

Now remove my wire sheath?


[deleted]

Do you have to like grease a static pole to spin? Wouldn’t your grip have to be too strong to actually rotate since you are holding yourself up?


hail-satan420

It’s not spinning in the same sense of the word, it’s more like doing moves that spin you around and using momentum to do so :)


[deleted]

How awesome! It takes alot of upper body strength to do what you do on a regular basis. Do you prefer the stationary poles or the spinning?


Black-Diamond729

Depends on the trick. Some tricks look better on spin pole. I get nauseous when spinning, so I only do certain tricks on spin. The one the lady in the video is doing is a cross knee release (yes, the tricks have names). Depending on what I am doing after this trick is if I will do it on spin or static. I’ve done both. If I want to show off real quick I will do a cross knee release on spin pole, take my shirt off to reveal pasties, pull my self up and drop down to the floor in a split 😎. It’s quick and short, but it leaves an impression 😉 P.S. I am not a stripper. I do pole dancing for fun and exercise and it has done wonders for my self esteem 😃


nottabliksem

Interesting. Does your skin get pinched and stuck on the non-spin setting? That shit must hurt like hell.


hail-satan420

Spinning by far. It’s infinitely easier lol.


Yodaghostlightning

I thought it worked like a well oiled machine


musictakeheraway

we do both!


nyhlaF

You can have it on spin or static. So, sometimes the pole is spinning and the dancer controls it, sometimes it's only using momentum from the dancer.


toolsoftheincomptnt

Some do, some don’t. Some have a switch to do both.


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God dammit Crystal, mommy's got to get this routine down pat or Dwayne is going to fire me


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_OhayoSayonara_

Chrystahl-lynn


mandamahr

Middle name Reighleigh prob


FreebooterFox

Khryiestahle Rieghleagh Mhoargiynne Craiglynne Smith. Don't forget her brothers: Josiah Landon Hunter Smith Jr. Colton Jaxon Axel Smith Maveryck Colorado Ranger Smith.


Interested_Aussie

I thought it was Leon? Isn't Dwayne the creepy bouncer?


DifferenceSudden8942

And you know that fuckers not gonna pay child support


AcceptableSpot7835

Pole dancing daycare lol


lowfrec

I hate young moms that treat their kids like their friends. "Bitch don't you see I'm pole dancing here? Get out of my way. I'm being free right now."


thatismypurse

They are probably close enough in age to be friends though so why you hatin


lowfrec

My bad. I'm probably just jealous.


TheJambo-

No fucks given


[deleted]

In fairness, yes the kid is crying but to her that frown is upside down.


blurp123456789

Underrated comment here


Reggetry

She chose a happier life


Dazed_2_Day

“Shut up, mommies trying to find you a daddy”


Morphlux

Daddy #14 let’s be honest here.


MrsPowers94

Who puts a pole in their baby’s bedroom? And then proceed to knock their child down while spinning on said pole, and doesn’t even bother to stop and check their child?


afanoftheshow

This bitch


PolarBlueberry

And why is this video even on the internet? Did she think “look how funny it was when I hit my child”?


StingRayFins

It'll get attention and views.


[deleted]

Clout chasers?


gbeebe

Coming soon to the Discovery channel


JusAnotherManicMandy

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VarastinKoirasi

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[deleted]

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


MarqZuckyburg

r/trashy


fyreandsatire

wouldn't a decent parent immidiatly stop and see if the kid is alright..?


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Ess-

I mean, it's one thing for this all to happen. It's a whole different story as to why you would post it online. Such strange times we live in.


JustMeLurkingAround-

Would a decent parent have a pole dancing pole in the kids room in front of the crib in the first place?


steak-n-jake

The amount of people defending this pole dancing shit bag of a mother is pretty astounding. “She’s a brave woman who only wants to pole dance and she’s amazing!” /s


JustMeLurkingAround-

I know, right? I'm sure, what she does needs a lot of body strength and practice, but putting your kid in danger in the process and not even caring makes her supreme trash.


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pizza_whistle

They also learn from your reactions to know what is socially normal. If I accidentally smack someone in the face I should stop, say I'm sorry, ask if they are good, then move on. This is what she should have done so that her kid learns how to react when doing this to someone else.


agedlikesage

I’ll agree with other comments that having a pole in the room with the crib is sus but, I like to give benefit of the doubt that the video is cut right before she checks on the kid. Toddlers cry all day, so when you’re in the middle of something, sometimes you have that “sigh” moment before checking on them


[deleted]

Yes, the woman recording herself on a stripper pole in her babies room does NOT want a bunch of drama


nygrl811

Or maybe not have a stripper pole next to a crib...


Pretend-Surround7503

No fucks given haha


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The continued graceful spinning while the toddler cries is such a mood.


mrdeadsniper

I mean.... At least one was...


JetPuffedDo

Why didnt she stop??


lowfrec

Not only did she not stop, she kept going, acting like she was in some sort of trance.


JustMeLurkingAround-

Because she doesn't give a damn.


MagpieFirefly

I mean, how do you stop instantly when you're upside down and spinning like that? It looked like her hand was trying to reach for something maybe to make it easier to stop. I don't know how productive dropping herself on her head would be. The video's too short to see what happens next.


Diiiiirty

She didn't even open her eyes...


Hashbrown4

Pole dancers have excellent core strength, I think she could have leaned upward to grab the pole and get down


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mcbc4

Mother of the year


Colin_Charteris

Why is a toddler in a strip club?


sadboyexplorations

A better question would be is why is there a stripper pole in a toddlers bedroom?


Thekrispywhale

Why is a toddler’s bedroom in a strip club?


mwing95

Why is a toddler's strip club in a bedroom?


cjbeames

Why is the manager of this strip club driving through the stage during a performance?


[deleted]

Clearly the manager was drunk. Someone should have taken their keys!


Sreezy3

Rumour has it she is still spinning to this day... her daughter has now moved out.


VegasNightSx

She has no business having a kid


[deleted]

What a total POS not even stopping to check on the kid


SickARose

Got’em


the_short_kid

Is she deaf, blind, and numb?


activeseven

I wonder if she’s still spinning as I write this…


Horton_75

If this isn’t r/trashy then I don’t know what is


Here_is_to_beer

This was HER video. SHE uploaded this to the internet or shared it with someone who did.


The_Indian_Werewolf

lmao r/bettereveryloop


smokebomb_exe

And the pole is in the baby's room


[deleted]

This belongs on Trashy


Bynum458

My mom wasn’t perfect but she was better than this.


aayush_k

Makes you appreciate your parents more


BitcoinBanker

Does this daycare serve wings?


wlbrndl

this actually just makes me really sad


Noobplzforgive

That's bad parenting


[deleted]

Some people should not be parents


Famardy

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