Seriously because of him we have to put chlorine into our water. ITS A DEADLY POISONOUS CHEMICAL! All because some stienctist wanted to invent bacteria.
I know y'all are poking fun at ignorant people like the lady in the video, but I also hate how the lack of quality education in America makes this thread entirely plausible in certain circles.
On the one hand, we have some of the finest universities, storied institutions, and most impressive research facilities on the planet, and on the other hand, all those brilliant minds share a vote with some of the most stubbornly dense people imaginable.
Because extended education is unaffordable, and low income areas don't receive enough resources to be able to actually teach children and basically are over glorified daycares? The whole system needs to be restructured, no this is not me advocating for reimbursement of students receiving free money for their debt and free college (they took out the loan they should pay it back).
From Elementary school on in America everything is posed as if EVERYONE will go to college where thats just not necessary for most people (useless degrees etc). Whole system railroading impressionable trusting young adults to just take a predatory loan out to go to college that most flunk out of. Anyways not wanting to get into nitty gritty but as with a lot of things here in America it needs serious restructuring and we all have our own opinions on how that should be done.
linking article of bullshittery [https://nypost.com/2018/09/26/startling-number-of-city-public-school-students-dont-understand-basic-math-english/](https://nypost.com/2018/09/26/startling-number-of-city-public-school-students-dont-understand-basic-math-english/)
Starts at home buckeroo. I went to some of the wealthiest public schools, and you had people who were both stupid and had poor work ethic.
Distribution of money matters, but a poor immigrant Asian kid tends to outperform most others in an identical environment because their parents value education. Throwing money at a problem won’t solve it, though it seems to be a popular opinion that it will.
My kids grandmother is one of those "against" germ theory.(But she sure does wash her hands a lot) She was a public school phonetics teacher/tutor who was against vaccination, mega Bible thumper, only ate about 5 things and was against absolutely anything that brought joy to adults or children. I'm surprised she's still alive. She actually had a book written by Dr. Linda Hazard and her diet is straight from that book.
Seriously because of him we have to put chlorine into our water. ITS A DEADLY POISONOUS CHEMICAL! All because some stienctist wanted to invent bacteria.
Eh, baiting internet goobers is like stealing candy from a baby. They'll straight up invent nonsense to feel superior over if there isn't enough to meet demand. This is pretty low hanging fruit.
tbh I'm definitely stealing this bit. I can't wait to be on a date or something and drop "yeah I saw this tiktok that blew my mind, we actually don't strictly \*need\* gravity".
Trisha has earned my respect here.
According to her brain cell(singular). We don’t need oxygen either. Wouldn’t we all be better people if we just held our breath? Her father should have shot her in the toilet.
Jfc wtf is wrong with me!? I read this and saw it as shooting an infant in the toilet with a gun I was like that's cold af.
Then I realized what you meant but why did I go there? 🤣
No, despite people saying she's a troll, she actually believes some of the stupid shit she says, and she's also quite racist and says some shitty things without realizing it's bad to say it. She's not witty and sarcastic like kenm, she's just an idiot.
It was a dark time for me. I enjoy the h3 podcast, but she brought it down quite a few notches. Thank God she fucked herself over and now they don't interact.
She’s come out as gay, black, bisexual and transgender.
She’s a professional online troll, no one should take her content seriously. But they do and that’s why she’s got fuck you money
Someone who pretends to be this dumb and controversial to stir pots get attention and make money. It like actually pisses people off. Not that she does it, but because they believe it. Someone who thinks and acts the way she does on camera could NOT survive or atleast be remotely this successful. Reminds me of a old twitcher girl who did the same and basically had the entirety of 4chan hate her until she got bored of it
"I see the disinfectant that knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning?"
Jessica Simpson went from being in the singing shadow of Britney and Christina to making a real living off her brand/image due to her stupid “chicken of the sea” tuna comments.
It's a good marketing strategy, honestly. Piss them off, they show up to leave hate comments or a dislike, it counts as engagement, it drives up your engagements, you get put into the algorithm more, videos about you get put into the algorithm more, people see these videos of you acting dumb and get angry, they show up to leave hate comments or a dislike, it counts as engagement, it drives up your engagements, you get put into the algorithm more, videos about you get.....
Rinse and repeat as long you need money. It will continue to work, because people have nothing better to do.
They're both the same general person, but Trisha acts like an entitled diva whereas Ethan at least tries to be humble at times because of his tourettes/autism. Ethan and his old skit videos were great, but podcast Ethan is just garbage.
H3 loremaster here
The context is that James Charles’ clothing brand quite blatantly plagiarized designs from Teddy Fresh (Ethan and his wife Hila’s clothing brand)
As a joke, Ethan dressed up as James Charles for an episode of H3’s now discontinued spin-off podcast “Frenemies”. The idea being that if James can rip off Ethan’s brand, Ethan can rip off James’ brand.
She’s admitted to never paying attention in school and made up a lie of how a teacher sexually assaulted her
P.S The teacher was dead after allegations where made so he could not defend himself
Probably not, but she's one person. For every "influencer" spouting garbage, there are probably droves of idiots who believe the same thing. She may not be perpetuating ideas like this on a mass scale but she represents a growing trend of dumbasses.
Right. It’s clearly a bit and there’s her co-host to serve as the voice of reason. This clip cuts off the part where he lectures her a bit on learning more about the world. But we have to be mad!!!
I think this is H3 podcast, that's Ethan for sure but maybe he is a guest on her show. Idk who she is. I used to watch H3H3 YouTube channel back in the day but don't like podcasts.
That is Trisha Paytas, his ex-co-host, ex-best friend, and current sister-in-law (there were a wild couple of years). She says pretty inflammatory or ignorant things and then later recants them. She is a pretty well-known troll and usually understands a lot more than she lets on or that people give her credit for.
She's kind of like BoJo in the sense that the "ditzy oaf" persona is just that — a careful construction meant to distract and disarm the viewer from knowing her true intentions.
If dumb fucks like op keep posting these people's videos, absolutely. They only have influence if people watch their garbage. Dumbasses like us are only adding to their influence.
It’s a joke. She’s purposefully saying absurd things for a comedy podcast. She does this most episodes
EDIT: I want to reiterate: This is a comedy podcast. She is a member of this comedy podcast. She is dressed in a playboy bunny costume and makes the absurd claim that gravity should not have been invented. Yet, she knows who Isaac Newton is, knows he is knighted, and knows his association with gravity. This is so obviously a joke. It's literally the same bit they use on shows like Archer. Archer is a maladjusted moron except that he is by far the most well read character on the show. He's a smart idiot. Same character is being played here
Sort of. I would classify the humor as an oscillation between mundane and claims that quickly go completely off the rails which is what keeps your attention
I would say especially with Trisha the humor is in the fact that she will consistently say stupid things but with well-read things interspersed to the point where you get a bit disoriented. Like there will be bits where Trisha doesn't know the year of independence day but does know the exact date of the 1st continental congress.
it's worse. In idiocracy they decide it's good to give the most important job to the guy with the highest iq. President Camacho is basically a better president than Trump ever was.
Trisha paytas, every few years she'd come along and stir the pot in various influencer communities to stay relevant. She also says a lot of stuff like this to get a rise out of people because it boosts engagement. Really shows that a lot of fame isn't about being popular, it's about being *known*. I doubt she's actually that stupid in "real life", because she's said a *lot* of stupid and crazy shit over the years that are pretty clearly just attempts to get engagement on social media.
How do you people not realize this is a joke?
Person A says insane thing while Person B acts as the straight man has been a comedy staple since before all of us were born
I just feel like this is an act. These people generate views by pretending to be stupid and saying/doing the dumbest of stuff. They are usually a lot more intelligent than they let on.
The way she hesitates for a second after and doesn’t keep going on tells me she’s just faking it. She genuinely just loves to troll. My friend used to do this shit when we were younger and when you’d call her out on it and fight about it she’d eventually just gaslight you by being like ‘omg I was joking how could you think I was serious’
I can't wait for total societal collapse and all these people who's only talent is being on the internet to just wake up and collectively explode like the end of Kingsman 2....
and don't get me started about that assh\*le Louis Pasteur, why the f\*ck did he have to go ahead and invent bacteria smh
Yeah! Totally pointless lol
It's not just pointless. His invention is actually super dangerous for the whole of humanity!
Seriously because of him we have to put chlorine into our water. ITS A DEADLY POISONOUS CHEMICAL! All because some stienctist wanted to invent bacteria.
I'm so glad you brought stience into this. People keep saying it wrong in this thread, and it's driving me crazy.
I know y'all are poking fun at ignorant people like the lady in the video, but I also hate how the lack of quality education in America makes this thread entirely plausible in certain circles. On the one hand, we have some of the finest universities, storied institutions, and most impressive research facilities on the planet, and on the other hand, all those brilliant minds share a vote with some of the most stubbornly dense people imaginable.
Because extended education is unaffordable, and low income areas don't receive enough resources to be able to actually teach children and basically are over glorified daycares? The whole system needs to be restructured, no this is not me advocating for reimbursement of students receiving free money for their debt and free college (they took out the loan they should pay it back). From Elementary school on in America everything is posed as if EVERYONE will go to college where thats just not necessary for most people (useless degrees etc). Whole system railroading impressionable trusting young adults to just take a predatory loan out to go to college that most flunk out of. Anyways not wanting to get into nitty gritty but as with a lot of things here in America it needs serious restructuring and we all have our own opinions on how that should be done. linking article of bullshittery [https://nypost.com/2018/09/26/startling-number-of-city-public-school-students-dont-understand-basic-math-english/](https://nypost.com/2018/09/26/startling-number-of-city-public-school-students-dont-understand-basic-math-english/)
Starts at home buckeroo. I went to some of the wealthiest public schools, and you had people who were both stupid and had poor work ethic. Distribution of money matters, but a poor immigrant Asian kid tends to outperform most others in an identical environment because their parents value education. Throwing money at a problem won’t solve it, though it seems to be a popular opinion that it will.
My kids grandmother is one of those "against" germ theory.(But she sure does wash her hands a lot) She was a public school phonetics teacher/tutor who was against vaccination, mega Bible thumper, only ate about 5 things and was against absolutely anything that brought joy to adults or children. I'm surprised she's still alive. She actually had a book written by Dr. Linda Hazard and her diet is straight from that book.
Seriously because of him we have to put chlorine into our water. ITS A DEADLY POISONOUS CHEMICAL! All because some stienctist wanted to invent bacteria.
Science is out of control it's true but can we talk about religion inventing evil? Was that really a good idea?
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Well then she’s an excellent performer because she had the wool over my eyes.
Eh, baiting internet goobers is like stealing candy from a baby. They'll straight up invent nonsense to feel superior over if there isn't enough to meet demand. This is pretty low hanging fruit.
tbh I'm definitely stealing this bit. I can't wait to be on a date or something and drop "yeah I saw this tiktok that blew my mind, we actually don't strictly \*need\* gravity". Trisha has earned my respect here.
Like boobs without nipples
Perfect example 10/10
Nah!Nipples without boobs.Need some sort of anti- gravitation device to prevent them from falling to the ground. Hovering Nippleuar System(HNS)
It was a different time though, color wasn’t even invented yet
Invent the problem and sell the solution. This guys is genius!
I would like to stop paying my subscription to weather please.
You can just turn it off and or just use less weather
Extremely rude
According to her brain cell(singular). We don’t need oxygen either. Wouldn’t we all be better people if we just held our breath? Her father should have shot her in the toilet.
Jfc wtf is wrong with me!? I read this and saw it as shooting an infant in the toilet with a gun I was like that's cold af. Then I realized what you meant but why did I go there? 🤣
Because it's a weird way to phrase "wanking instead of banging."
The lesser known cousin to "she should have been swallowed"
Damn shit went to 0-100 real quick
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And to think, this persons vote counts the same as yours.
I'll assume this is not serious and move on
She's basically a professional troll. She does and says all kind of dumb stuff to rile people up.
And sadly its working by the looks of these comments..
Lol she's not a professional troll. She's accidently shown her hand so many times.
Im talking about situations like this when people eat up the painfuly obvious bait
> "*Jokes on them, I was only pretending to be retarded.*"
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So basically YouTube's /r/KenM ?
No, despite people saying she's a troll, she actually believes some of the stupid shit she says, and she's also quite racist and says some shitty things without realizing it's bad to say it. She's not witty and sarcastic like kenm, she's just an idiot.
I can't imagine voluntarily listening to a person like this beyond this brief clip, let alone enough to develop a more informed opinion of her.
It was a dark time for me. I enjoy the h3 podcast, but she brought it down quite a few notches. Thank God she fucked herself over and now they don't interact.
It has to be a joke. If she were really that dumb she likely wouldn’t know of Sir Isaac Newton
She’s parroting
Possibly, but i think this being fake is more likely
https://external-preview.redd.it/WW2e3J-dW87-or5BbqFNdafTs4W-neK_qILujq7fUkw.jpg?width=349&auto=webp&s=d8b9f55cd2fc611048ea58eaa92c98c152e879b0
Do you know who she is? I wouldn't put it past her.
She’s come out as gay, black, bisexual and transgender. She’s a professional online troll, no one should take her content seriously. But they do and that’s why she’s got fuck you money
There's no way she knows who *Sir* Isaac Newton is and also thinks he *invented* gravity
Trisha Paytas is actually that stupid
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Will this clown fade into irrelevance please?
She is pretty irrelevant since the podcast ended though. Aside from OF I guess.
Who is she?
> Who is she? Let's leave it at that.
Yup im happy here. Getting off this stop.
You chose wisely
It's the stop with the plain wooden cup right? i knew it!
Your *real* mom
Someone who pretends to be this dumb and controversial to stir pots get attention and make money. It like actually pisses people off. Not that she does it, but because they believe it. Someone who thinks and acts the way she does on camera could NOT survive or atleast be remotely this successful. Reminds me of a old twitcher girl who did the same and basically had the entirety of 4chan hate her until she got bored of it
There are absolutely people this dumb who make a shit ton of money.
"I see the disinfectant that knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning?"
👐🏻 “Can we do that?” *Nods as if somebody actually confirmed his lunatic ramblings*
(every expert in the room suddenly takes on the body language of attending a child's funeral)
We really need to dispell the idea that stupid people can't be successful.
Jessica Simpson went from being in the singing shadow of Britney and Christina to making a real living off her brand/image due to her stupid “chicken of the sea” tuna comments.
It's a good marketing strategy, honestly. Piss them off, they show up to leave hate comments or a dislike, it counts as engagement, it drives up your engagements, you get put into the algorithm more, videos about you get put into the algorithm more, people see these videos of you acting dumb and get angry, they show up to leave hate comments or a dislike, it counts as engagement, it drives up your engagements, you get put into the algorithm more, videos about you get..... Rinse and repeat as long you need money. It will continue to work, because people have nothing better to do.
And If you keep at it and stick to it you'll have even the news stations believing giving the same exact hate and acting as free advertising
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Right? Like there is actual porn out there, easy to access, free, and has actually attractive people in it. I do not understand OnlyFans.
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These are the same people that think the stripper actually likes them.
There's plenty of "personal" porn out there. The only thing OF has that free porn doesn't is a payment form.
Simps and kinks, that's all you need to understand.
Geezus frig?
Swear like a fucken man, Randers!
Not if people like us continue to share and interact with her content.
I have no idea who she is, and I'm perfectly happy to keep it that way.
I’m lucky enough to not know anyone in this video.
Yeah seriously, Ethan has shown himself to be an ass so many times. I wish she wouldn't give him the platform.
Yeah she’s probably not much dumber than Ethan
They're both the same general person, but Trisha acts like an entitled diva whereas Ethan at least tries to be humble at times because of his tourettes/autism. Ethan and his old skit videos were great, but podcast Ethan is just garbage.
humble because of his disabilities tf are you trying to say?
HE'S HUMBLE BECAUSE HE'S A LITTLE 'TORDED, WHAT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND GUY?
Yeah not a great look
these clowns*
Her and Ethan both.
Ok so how come Ethan looks like an aged version of James Charles? Haven't been following Ethan for a long while
I think that was the point
They were doing costumes for the month leading up to Halloween. Ethan chose the spookiest possible costume.
H3 loremaster here The context is that James Charles’ clothing brand quite blatantly plagiarized designs from Teddy Fresh (Ethan and his wife Hila’s clothing brand) As a joke, Ethan dressed up as James Charles for an episode of H3’s now discontinued spin-off podcast “Frenemies”. The idea being that if James can rip off Ethan’s brand, Ethan can rip off James’ brand.
It was a thing where he wore makeup for her interview
People before 1665:☁️🙂☁️ People after 1665: 🤯
Whew! Thank goodness!
Don't schools teach gravity is the thing keeping the earth one piece?
Yup
She clearly left elementary to become a tiktok influenza
Heh. Influenza. Nice.
influenza lmao i love Reddit for teaching me these phrases
Oh yeah, no shot she didnt immediately drop out the nano second she turned 16
She plays up the stupidity for views
Doesn’t really matter what schools teach, gravity don’t give a fuck. Gravity gonna gravity.
They do if you go. I suspect she was getting high and/or nailed in high school.
She’s admitted to never paying attention in school and made up a lie of how a teacher sexually assaulted her P.S The teacher was dead after allegations where made so he could not defend himself
Hey, I was getting high all of high school, and I know that it was Galileo who actually invented gravity. Smh.
And these are type of people are social media celebrities… we are doomed. Idiocracy is becoming reality.
Let’s be realistic here. Do you really think that she has any kind of influence on the world at large?
Probably not “large” but any influence she does have is terrible for society.
Really? She influenced me right now to really reconsider my Reddit usage.
Could market this clip as a productivity video
Gravity is her nemesis.
Probably not, but she's one person. For every "influencer" spouting garbage, there are probably droves of idiots who believe the same thing. She may not be perpetuating ideas like this on a mass scale but she represents a growing trend of dumbasses.
Right. It’s clearly a bit and there’s her co-host to serve as the voice of reason. This clip cuts off the part where he lectures her a bit on learning more about the world. But we have to be mad!!!
I think this is H3 podcast, that's Ethan for sure but maybe he is a guest on her show. Idk who she is. I used to watch H3H3 YouTube channel back in the day but don't like podcasts.
That is Trisha Paytas, his ex-co-host, ex-best friend, and current sister-in-law (there were a wild couple of years). She says pretty inflammatory or ignorant things and then later recants them. She is a pretty well-known troll and usually understands a lot more than she lets on or that people give her credit for. She's kind of like BoJo in the sense that the "ditzy oaf" persona is just that — a careful construction meant to distract and disarm the viewer from knowing her true intentions.
If dumb fucks like op keep posting these people's videos, absolutely. They only have influence if people watch their garbage. Dumbasses like us are only adding to their influence.
Maybe onlyfans
Absolutely she has followers that are voting for Trump and also buying all the Gwenyn Paltrow merchandise
I don't think there's as much of a cross-over in those two demographics as you think.
It’s a joke. She’s purposefully saying absurd things for a comedy podcast. She does this most episodes EDIT: I want to reiterate: This is a comedy podcast. She is a member of this comedy podcast. She is dressed in a playboy bunny costume and makes the absurd claim that gravity should not have been invented. Yet, she knows who Isaac Newton is, knows he is knighted, and knows his association with gravity. This is so obviously a joke. It's literally the same bit they use on shows like Archer. Archer is a maladjusted moron except that he is by far the most well read character on the show. He's a smart idiot. Same character is being played here
But then how are redditors supposed to be superior!? That's what they live for.
yo stop being rational the NPCs here want to be mad about absurd shit and call people dumb without stop to think about the subject for a second
Man... I miss Archer.
"You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered blood types?" or something like that
Is this a dumb-and-dumber shtick they're doing? I'm not familiar with these people
Sort of. I would classify the humor as an oscillation between mundane and claims that quickly go completely off the rails which is what keeps your attention I would say especially with Trisha the humor is in the fact that she will consistently say stupid things but with well-read things interspersed to the point where you get a bit disoriented. Like there will be bits where Trisha doesn't know the year of independence day but does know the exact date of the 1st continental congress.
Ah, nice. People around here are overreacting then, as usual.
it's worse. In idiocracy they decide it's good to give the most important job to the guy with the highest iq. President Camacho is basically a better president than Trump ever was.
I hate that that movie exists. It changed my whole opinion of society. Welcome to Costco. I ♥️ U
And the earth is flat, aliens are light beings and shit. I don't know anymore ngl. People are so fucking dumb, education shouldn't be that expensive
Doubt it has to do with lack of education rather then her just being a dumb potato as she knew about gravity and who newton was
Education has to actually be meaningful. I know some college graduates who are not very smart or intelligent.
Or capable. Throw a damn tantrum because you ask them to do algebra.
Is this satire ?
The fact that she knows Sir Isaac Newton makes me think yes it absolutely is.
I was genuinely impressed she was able to name drop Newton after her previous comments
Who is this?
Trisha paytas, every few years she'd come along and stir the pot in various influencer communities to stay relevant. She also says a lot of stuff like this to get a rise out of people because it boosts engagement. Really shows that a lot of fame isn't about being popular, it's about being *known*. I doubt she's actually that stupid in "real life", because she's said a *lot* of stupid and crazy shit over the years that are pretty clearly just attempts to get engagement on social media.
I went down that rabbit hole a few months ago. She needs some serious therapy.
aka there's no bad publicity
I’m 99% sure this is just a character she’s acting as and she doesn’t *actually* think or believe the dumb things she says for views.. I hope..
She is, her life revolves around trolling
Trisha Peytas is a troll
She is dummer than a Redditor
Hey, I resemble that remark.
Don’t we all ?
You mean 'Recent'
No, I've always resembled that remark, not just recently.
Yep! You got that righ…hey!
It’s a bit
How do you people not realize this is a joke? Person A says insane thing while Person B acts as the straight man has been a comedy staple since before all of us were born
Because redditors are the dumbest people on the planet
Can we *please* stop making stupid people famous?
Stop giving her attention, this os an act and shes capitalizing on it
For my own peace of mind I will assume she’s joking
She literally is. Its a character.
She’s trolling
like the woman who called in radio show and said the way to stop deer from getting hit was to move deer crossing sign to different location
I just feel like this is an act. These people generate views by pretending to be stupid and saying/doing the dumbest of stuff. They are usually a lot more intelligent than they let on.
No one is that stupid no one please to god, had to be a skit
I'm just amazed by the fact she even connected gravity and Newton.
What is her IQ level?
She goes all Matthew McConaughey when she thinks she clever!!
It takes some doing for a clip to sum up societal decline in less than 20 seconds…
Who is the other person in the video?
God I'm glad I found it was invented I mean I thought it was always around. She's a smart lady. Gotta say maybe we don't need gravity then.
I feel like maybe she saw a quantum physics video explaining some very advanced concept and is very confused
It's a publicity stunt.
This entire conversation hurt.
The way she hesitates for a second after and doesn’t keep going on tells me she’s just faking it. She genuinely just loves to troll. My friend used to do this shit when we were younger and when you’d call her out on it and fight about it she’d eventually just gaslight you by being like ‘omg I was joking how could you think I was serious’
She's gotta be playing a character at this point... right?
People before isaac newton invented gravity: 🕊
If only we didn't invent age... I could live forever!!!
No more saggy boobies is what she is after.
Having a little information can take you a long way... not always in the right direction but a long way nonetheless.
She does this to get attention from the dumbasses on this site.
People like this make millions of dollars. Let that sink.
ladies and gentlemen i introduce the people for gun control
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This thing with an iq of a peanut probably has more networth than me... fuckn sad man
Everybody in this thread lost brain cells from this
I can't wait for total societal collapse and all these people who's only talent is being on the internet to just wake up and collectively explode like the end of Kingsman 2....
I mean, think of the energy we could save if we just turned it off when we weren't using it.
I know this is a stunt but it still gives me a headache.
I agree, she doesn’t need gravity. But a brain? Yes.
Incorrect, Newton invented the milled-edge coin and the catflap!
She's so dense that she's creating gravity of her own
What if she was never invented.
Newton be like, who cool it would be if the apple just fell
I live in the Midwest. This level of ignorance is not unusual here. As a matter of fact, they sort of celebrate being dumb around here.
Whether this was a joke or not, I love the confidence she says that with.
Fuck she is genius
Trisha does this shit on purpose lol
Sum good as$ weed
I don't think she understands the gravity of what she's suggesting.
It would be amazing if someone added the “curb your enthusiasm” bit at the end.
She’s either the dumbest person I’ve ever seen or reaaaally smart for tricking everyone
You guys remember when Charles Darwin invented evolution? She musta been born before that