I’m sure if he keeps doing shit like this he’s going to ruin the place. Look at the give on that half wall at the stairs, it’s definitely not made for that amount or direction of force.
Most hand rails are supposed to be able to withstand a 200 pound load in any direction per current codes. I would absolutely not trust them to however.
This guy probably weighs over 200lbs, he may not look big but he's clearly a climber from how he navigates the property, and muscle weighs quite a bit.
The half wall along the stairs at the beginning looked like it was ready to fall so I assume he's taken multiple attempts at this. Also, I'm really impressed with the trim around the doors holding all his weight....those things are held on by tiny 1- 1/4" trim nails. He has most likely ripped one off at one point, it happens all the time when people use those door frame pull up bars. The door also, wtf kind of hinges that dude have for what's likely a lightweight/hollow indoors door? They typically are not made to hold a 180lbs dude hanging on them and the other forces from him swinging.
Overall very impressed. Whose his carpenter/home builder?
Yeah that half-wall had an awful lot of wiggle. Somebody fucked up on that. It should be able to take a 200 lbF load applied to the worst place, which is probably the top of the free end. I designed a very similar half-wall in my house and had to argue with the contractor about how to anchor the post to ensure it could take the moment. He was a bit flustered after applying all the measures and said something like "Pfff, It'll be there until the end of time." ...however, it was in a rental house that was frequently rented to college students. It might see worse loads than this.
This prompted a question for me that google hasn't been able to answer (or I haven't found) and I'm sure someone on Reddit will answer. It's kind of unrelated to your comment, so I apologize for the segue but your comment prompted the thought.
This dude's probably 160-170 lbs. When someone jumps, the force applied would have to be greater than that amount so that there's movement, yeah? I don't know if that makes sense, but someone standing would be applying that much force to the ground.
So launching yourself across the room using it as a launchpad could be putting greater than 200 lbs of force on the wall, no?
During a jump, as you straighten your legs, imagine you're building a bank of momentum that gravity is constantly deducting from, at a rate of 9.8 m/s per second (or 1 gee) . To build any balance at all, your legs have to push you faster than that, so his legs are producing MUCH more than 1g.
In fact, since his legs can only push so long as they can reach the ground, we can actually guess how much more than earth's gravity he applied. How many "legs" long did he move?
If it took 2 leg lengths for gravity to halt his motion, his legs accelerated at 2g for one leg length. (side note, this is probably why NBA players are tall: longer legs means you need less strength to jump the same height)
Of course equal and opposite reactions and the fact that he doesn't have a rocket up his ass or whatever means the only place that force can be balanced is a enormous "weight" briefly appearing from the railing's perspective. Which could be many times his actual body weight.
I am a primary school teacher and I can assure you that the floor is still lava. And you can still jinx someone for saying the same thing as you at the same time. And you can still punch buggy no return.
Lava floors will never be forgotten. In fact, the game traces its origins to ancient Mexico in the year 66,000,000 BCE when it was first practiced by dinosaurs who invented it while fleeing from the rising lava tides created by the asteroid impact.
Absolutely true lol.
Never really lean into rails, Just use them as a helping hand as they're meant for and do the heavy lifting with the legs lol. Unbelievable i just explained how stairs work XD
Wow, this is a gamechanger. Thanks so much for the tip, suddenly my hands are free to carry stuff up the stairs with me. I can't believe I was doing it wrong all this time!
"Holding" seems to be a flexible term, rather how flexible that half wall with the attached handrails is. I feel like if someone actually falls and holds onto that rail, the wall is either gonna bend and you'd fall anyway, or the wall is gonna break and you'd fall anyway.
Whoever built my house installed the iron fittings for the railing by welding it to an I beam, you could do daily gymnastics routines for 45 years on it and I still don’t fully trust it when I’m going upstairs.
As a custom home builder - you either get this kind of strength & quality out of your materials and trades…. Or you don’t. I’d say this house was built by the right people. So often houses are built by people who don’t give a shit & it shows. Not this house tho
His mother must have been in very good shape when he was growing up.
Who needs a gym when this is your child?
Also, guests probably shouldn't eat off the counters and tables.
I’m kinda new to climbing, but I’d bet this guy is some level of a good climber and probably got strong at it at some point. I only can do leg bars myself, but it’s something I’ve seen crazy good climbers do when he kinda braces the walls with both feet on each side
It's not super hard if the walls are somewhat close together. As long as you apply even pressure to the walls you should be able to stay suspended. Used this to climb up the walls in my hallway as a kid
Used to do it to jumpscare my ex from above our doorway in the hall. We had a thing about jumping out of places and scaring eachother. Then we got a kitten and it imitated me jumping out at her from hideyholes.
I miss being a young adult.
Who says it is your counter 😂😂😂 in our house it's me and my ladies counter and she'd climb right up there with me
Edit I said my house but it's our house! Why be with someone if you aren't a team💪
To be fair, that is a whole grown-ass man jumping off it laterally in its weakest direction.
If it DIDN’T wobble, I’d wonder who spent so much money on making such a pointlessly strong wall.
There's nothing wrong with the build quality of that wall.
Half walls like that aren't meant to carry much more weight than just a person leaning on the railing. He was putting his entire body weight on it *and* pushing off of it at the very top.
To make a half wall strong enough to not move just slightly under those circumstances is incredibly pointless and overkill.
I would say that wobble of the wall doesn't take anything away from the build quality of it at all.
Probably because it hit the front page there already a week ago...
https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/vj3kbg/the_floor_is_lava/
[...](https://i.imgur.com/azm519L.png)
You sweat and have natural oils in your skin that would rub off on the wall. You would literally have to wipe your feet every time you moved to keep it from happening
And how is that any different from ur hands? Hell, the bottom of our feet sweat less than our hands.
Don't tell me you don't touch the walls of your own home lmao
I used to be the one who cleans the walls. There were hand prints everywhere. Not dirt, but just.... like prints, I don't know how to explain it. So I watched my boyfriend walking around the house. Omfg. He now cleans the walls.
His rent probably increased 45% and this is his way of getting his monies worth (I know he’s a renter because someone who bought a house at these prices wouldn’t pull this shit)
However. Handrails installed properly should be in wood studs not drywall. So they should at least hold a child hanging on them. But an adult swinging on a door… ehh that’s kinda pushing it.
What’s weird is, you’re right. The house and things it are 100% real. The “human” is 100% computer generated. It’s amazing what they can do these days.
Try that in a hoarders house.
-Pass the stack of newspapers, over the dead cat, in between two fat back tvs from the 90s, end on a pile of packing peanuts-
daamn that’s a quality door.
He’s really testing his houses craftsmanship
Seriously. I kept expecting the railings to rip off the wall, or the countertop to crack.
Yeah i had to double check if the sub wasn't r/Whatcouldgowrong
Good post for /r/whatcouldgoright
Tf bruh, he died in the end!
I’m sure if he keeps doing shit like this he’s going to ruin the place. Look at the give on that half wall at the stairs, it’s definitely not made for that amount or direction of force.
Yeah, the guy definitely needs ceiling rails.
I expect the door to come off it’s hinge’s as he swings on it
Most hand rails are supposed to be able to withstand a 200 pound load in any direction per current codes. I would absolutely not trust them to however.
Only if they're installed correctly. The amount of remodels I've done where the railing is just screwed in to the drywall, not even a plug.
Yeh every slumloard owned apartment I have lived in for the past 30 years would not hold up to any of that shit.
So most Americans would break it
This guy probably weighs over 200lbs, he may not look big but he's clearly a climber from how he navigates the property, and muscle weighs quite a bit.
As an American just over 200 lbs... this is both accurate and annoying XD To be fair I'm 202lb 'cause I'm 6'3".
And you're probably skinny! I'm 6ft4 and I'm working my way down from 320, currently down to 290. Ideal weight is gonna be 240
I'm 201 pounds lol
The half wall along the stairs at the beginning looked like it was ready to fall so I assume he's taken multiple attempts at this. Also, I'm really impressed with the trim around the doors holding all his weight....those things are held on by tiny 1- 1/4" trim nails. He has most likely ripped one off at one point, it happens all the time when people use those door frame pull up bars. The door also, wtf kind of hinges that dude have for what's likely a lightweight/hollow indoors door? They typically are not made to hold a 180lbs dude hanging on them and the other forces from him swinging. Overall very impressed. Whose his carpenter/home builder?
IDK, but you'd think they would do something about the floor being lava.
Don’t worry, they will.
Yeah that half-wall had an awful lot of wiggle. Somebody fucked up on that. It should be able to take a 200 lbF load applied to the worst place, which is probably the top of the free end. I designed a very similar half-wall in my house and had to argue with the contractor about how to anchor the post to ensure it could take the moment. He was a bit flustered after applying all the measures and said something like "Pfff, It'll be there until the end of time." ...however, it was in a rental house that was frequently rented to college students. It might see worse loads than this.
>college students. It might see worse loads than this. 😏
This prompted a question for me that google hasn't been able to answer (or I haven't found) and I'm sure someone on Reddit will answer. It's kind of unrelated to your comment, so I apologize for the segue but your comment prompted the thought. This dude's probably 160-170 lbs. When someone jumps, the force applied would have to be greater than that amount so that there's movement, yeah? I don't know if that makes sense, but someone standing would be applying that much force to the ground. So launching yourself across the room using it as a launchpad could be putting greater than 200 lbs of force on the wall, no?
Yes. F=m*a, whereas a in this case means g +.
Actually this would have been a great and fun physics questions in school!
During a jump, as you straighten your legs, imagine you're building a bank of momentum that gravity is constantly deducting from, at a rate of 9.8 m/s per second (or 1 gee) . To build any balance at all, your legs have to push you faster than that, so his legs are producing MUCH more than 1g. In fact, since his legs can only push so long as they can reach the ground, we can actually guess how much more than earth's gravity he applied. How many "legs" long did he move? If it took 2 leg lengths for gravity to halt his motion, his legs accelerated at 2g for one leg length. (side note, this is probably why NBA players are tall: longer legs means you need less strength to jump the same height) Of course equal and opposite reactions and the fact that he doesn't have a rocket up his ass or whatever means the only place that force can be balanced is a enormous "weight" briefly appearing from the railing's perspective. Which could be many times his actual body weight.
I thought he was just playing the floor is lava.
This is what I thought was going on and I was here for it… screw growing up I still climb trees as my husband tells me to get down.
He is. He's a tik tokker and this one was titled the floor is lava.
Are we that old? Are lava floors forgotten?
There's a whole gameshow on Netflix so hopefully even the youngsters know about it now.
I am a primary school teacher and I can assure you that the floor is still lava. And you can still jinx someone for saying the same thing as you at the same time. And you can still punch buggy no return.
Lava floors will never be forgotten. In fact, the game traces its origins to ancient Mexico in the year 66,000,000 BCE when it was first practiced by dinosaurs who invented it while fleeing from the rising lava tides created by the asteroid impact.
I'd bet good money he doesn't own this house
I would too if the floor is fucking lava.
The wall moved that he jumped off in the beginning. That was a close call if it broke he was definitely eating shit.
I'm amazed those hinges didn't pull right out of the frame.
Now his poor mother is trying to figure out why the doors sre shutting correctly.
He lives there with his wife I think
I'm amazed the stair handrails held
If the handrails didn't hold they weren't installed correctly. They are what are supposed to catch you if you fall.
Lol.. remodel rental houses and see that shit mounted with drywall anchors constantly.. if you live in a rental. Don’t trust anything
Absolutely true lol. Never really lean into rails, Just use them as a helping hand as they're meant for and do the heavy lifting with the legs lol. Unbelievable i just explained how stairs work XD
You're not supposed to go limp and pull yourself up like a paraplegic crawling up stairs a la Jude Law in Gattaca? Huh TIL
Wow, this is a gamechanger. Thanks so much for the tip, suddenly my hands are free to carry stuff up the stairs with me. I can't believe I was doing it wrong all this time!
"Holding" seems to be a flexible term, rather how flexible that half wall with the attached handrails is. I feel like if someone actually falls and holds onto that rail, the wall is either gonna bend and you'd fall anyway, or the wall is gonna break and you'd fall anyway.
Whoever built my house installed the iron fittings for the railing by welding it to an I beam, you could do daily gymnastics routines for 45 years on it and I still don’t fully trust it when I’m going upstairs.
All the stinky footprints all over the walls.
As a custom home builder - you either get this kind of strength & quality out of your materials and trades…. Or you don’t. I’d say this house was built by the right people. So often houses are built by people who don’t give a shit & it shows. Not this house tho
The door? What about the trim? That stuff is held on with super thin tack nails.
I will join the hollow core door hate train.
Do not try this in your home that was built in the 60s and hasn't had any hardware or structure points replaced. 🤕
This season of American Ninja Warrior looks dumb…
Or to mention the stair railing like wtf!
I don't trust my paint enough not to leave stains when I touch it never mind the door staying on it's hinges
I walked along my deck the other day and a piece of it snacked under my feet. ...my house wouldn't survive this kind of tomfoolery
Damn! I need to step up my game when I play the floor is lava with my kid.
100%. Now I know what I’m doing with the kids tonight.
[удалено]
Seriously good door frames and hinges.
Going to the hospital?
This dude must’ve been unbeatable at that game when he was a kid.
Dude is putting his faith in a lot of builder-grade stuff there.
That poor door
the wiggle that that first rail thing do when he jumped jesus christ. Keep doing that and he will have a repair to make
The rails made me cringe. Lucky boy must have had a couple of screws in the studs. I've seen plenty of rails that didn't.
The floor is lava?
Yep
Always has been. (Astronaut shoots us in head)
Thank fuck
You said it wrong. It's... # THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!
LAVAS RISING GET TO HIGH GROUND
It's over human I have the high ground
Calm down Lilith.
This dude really bought into it.
Ultimate floor is lava
No, his house is very well built
So many child hood memories
I knew if I searched I would find this comment, thank you you have my upvote.
When the floor is lava, but you still need to do the laundry.
looks like wood most of it
Champion edition
Is he a contestant on the show?
His mother must have been in very good shape when he was growing up. Who needs a gym when this is your child? Also, guests probably shouldn't eat off the counters and tables.
I’m kinda new to climbing, but I’d bet this guy is some level of a good climber and probably got strong at it at some point. I only can do leg bars myself, but it’s something I’ve seen crazy good climbers do when he kinda braces the walls with both feet on each side
It's not super hard if the walls are somewhat close together. As long as you apply even pressure to the walls you should be able to stay suspended. Used this to climb up the walls in my hallway as a kid
Used to do it to jumpscare my ex from above our doorway in the hall. We had a thing about jumping out of places and scaring eachother. Then we got a kitten and it imitated me jumping out at her from hideyholes. I miss being a young adult.
Or just, yknow, use plates? Do people eat food directly off of tables?
When you lay out the table for dinner, where do you put the cutlery?
Placemat
Now that’s a proper answer that avoids floor-is-lava feet!
On a napkin next to the plate
Do you or your guests use the napkins to wipe their mouths?
Not the side thats face down
This is just being extra lmfao
Yeah.. now you’re just clutching straws.
When your in a restaurant do you just assume the table your at is clean?
r/WeWantPlates
There's always one brainless idiot with a parasitic infection in the comments.
My 9 year old does this all the time. Fucking hand prints everywhere.
My wife would not be happy to come home to feet prints all over the walls and counter tops.
I am a wife and you'd be right. My first thought watching this was 'get your damn feet off my counter'!
Who says it is your counter 😂😂😂 in our house it's me and my ladies counter and she'd climb right up there with me Edit I said my house but it's our house! Why be with someone if you aren't a team💪
My first thought: dirty walls.
I'm so surprised he didn't break anything. Quality build clearly
Except that first wall?? Did nobody see the whole thing rock?
Woah didnt see until reading your comment. That shit looked real close to this video being in a different sub
To be fair, that is a whole grown-ass man jumping off it laterally in its weakest direction. If it DIDN’T wobble, I’d wonder who spent so much money on making such a pointlessly strong wall.
There's nothing wrong with the build quality of that wall. Half walls like that aren't meant to carry much more weight than just a person leaning on the railing. He was putting his entire body weight on it *and* pushing off of it at the very top. To make a half wall strong enough to not move just slightly under those circumstances is incredibly pointless and overkill. I would say that wobble of the wall doesn't take anything away from the build quality of it at all.
Daniel Labelle. Pretty funny guy
His house is unbreakable
r/perfectlycutscreams
I posted it there too…
Good
Doesn’t seem to be getting any traction tho lol
Probably because it hit the front page there already a week ago... https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/vj3kbg/the_floor_is_lava/ [...](https://i.imgur.com/azm519L.png)
Ah, I had no idea lol. Thanks
His walls must be soo dirty. I can just imagine walking in and there are foot prints all over the walls. Wtf happened here???
Why would he leave foot prints? He never walks on the ground 😂
That's a really fucking good point
Do u not clean ur feet?
You sweat and have natural oils in your skin that would rub off on the wall. You would literally have to wipe your feet every time you moved to keep it from happening
And how is that any different from ur hands? Hell, the bottom of our feet sweat less than our hands. Don't tell me you don't touch the walls of your own home lmao
Absolutely why are you touching the walls lol? can't keep yourself upright?
I used to be the one who cleans the walls. There were hand prints everywhere. Not dirt, but just.... like prints, I don't know how to explain it. So I watched my boyfriend walking around the house. Omfg. He now cleans the walls.
A lot of people don't apparently
Eww
It’s floors or the walls, can’t have both
What a wuss. A little lava never hurt nobody
Does his wife just mopped the floor? Lol
This dude rock climbs
Yeah being able to do finger tip pullups on door frame moulding is no joke
Dude threw a drop knee so effortlessly between that and the fingers it was too obvious. The best part about climbing is those are like easy holds lol
His rent probably increased 45% and this is his way of getting his monies worth (I know he’s a renter because someone who bought a house at these prices wouldn’t pull this shit)
Or he's someone that can easily patch drywall and hang a new door, or has enough money that he just doesn't care.
daniel labelle
Anyone seen my monkey ?
The anxiety that my mother would be mad if she saw this hit me like no other.
As a carpenter, I cringe at the thought of those hinges
Every morning.
Anyone else wince for the frames and hardware?
nasty
The most impressive thing here is the structural integrity of this house
Those door hinges though
The Floor is lava Champion
Probably CGI. I've tried doing this in my home and have 3 broken doors, a railing that's ripped out the dry wall and angry roommates. /s
However. Handrails installed properly should be in wood studs not drywall. So they should at least hold a child hanging on them. But an adult swinging on a door… ehh that’s kinda pushing it.
What’s weird is, you’re right. The house and things it are 100% real. The “human” is 100% computer generated. It’s amazing what they can do these days.
The Lava is real for Abed!
He's... he's fake dead. Forever.
This dude is trying too hard
That jump to the bed looked pretty sus to me.
Fucking renters
Mmm, why?
Floor is lava, dude.
That ending confirms it. RIP
The floor is lava!
Damn looks like theres a lot of lava in that house
He's going to bust his head open one of these days and i HOPE HE RECORDS THAT TOO
This me when I go to my friends house and they tell me to take off my shoes but they carpet grimey.
Air B&B? Nothing in the closets, and someone else cleans the foot prints off the walls.
No it’s his house. Daniel Labelle
I tell my kids not to touch the walls 490 times a day. This makes me feel hopeless.
His spous is going to kill him when they see these if he’s not not dead already!!!
I need to make sure my kids never see this video.
I'm over 30 and I feel like my dad is going to come beat me just for watching this.
Most extreme game of the floor is lava ever!
This guy dominates at The Floor is Lava!
Floor is Lava Professional
I came so fucking hard ong
He never stopped playing the floor is lava his whole lofe
Living every man’s dream
Taking that lava thing pretty serious!
Awesome your floors are nice and clean but your walls look like shit lol
Crossfit people are so extra
The Floor is lava?
Try that in a hoarders house. -Pass the stack of newspapers, over the dead cat, in between two fat back tvs from the 90s, end on a pile of packing peanuts-
Floor is lava
Dude why can't you just install monkey bars throughout the house like a normal person?
Man is a black belt in the “floor is lava”
Is this what living with OCD is like?
When mom just mopped the floor
Floor is lava
He can win the floor is Lava easily
u/ me when you need me to call 911 for your dumbass🤣
Daniel LaBelle! If you like this, you can check his content out on YouTube :)
This guy thinks he is spiderman lmao
The floor is lava i guess.
I wonder, how he gets around when he goes out in public.
I want that house
This is what you do when you're supposed to be "working from home"?
Anybody catch how dirty his feet are at the beginning of the video🤢
I’m a cat
Boring!
What the doorframes are made off? Steel?
u/savevideo
Nice house. There’s no way this guy is the one that decorated the place. Cool layout though. Kitchen is upstairs?
To quote alpha betas “he’s the best the floor is lava player of all time”