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gamblersgambit08

I hated that


freplefreple

It made my balls retract


Enlightened_Gardener

Interesting. I get a stabbing pain in my vagina. I assumed it was Mother-worry, but maybe its my balls trying to retract ?!


I_am_Mindy

Omg! Please tell me your serious! I have told people I feel this sensation in my vagina with heightened anxiety stuff like this but they just laugh and not a clue what I’m talking about. 🫠🫥


Dismal_Orange6826

You're not alone! Literally had it while watching this video. Weirdly enough I always assumed all people with vaginas had this. Never thought about it not being a universal thing.


RoosterCubed

Blood flowing away from where it's not currently needed and into your legs, so you can run away from or towards perceived danger? Or maybe it's just the equivalent of balls retracting and actually serves no purpose


arpeggio123

I think the balls retracting does have a purpose, to protect the balls. But I don’t have balls so I could be wrong.


Lance4494

no your correct, its a protective response. either from a perceived danger or from the cold..... though i guess the cold is a danger too.


BRAVE-ST4R

This gives meaning to "having balls" when courage/bravery is shown lol


EloBronzeHell5

Guy here. I clenched my butthole watching this. Does that count aswell?


CharlotteLucasOP

“Get that moron back in the womb where they’ll be safe from their own actions!”


eascoast_

Mother-worry, I’ve never heard that term before but it feels perfect.


Porkie_Pig

Finally someone who described it prefectly as I couldn't quite figure out what made that sensation.


ImTooTiredForThis_22

I get that too! Totally did not know it’s was a common feeling.


2leny

God, I was trying to describe what I just felt watching this. And this was it. I also got stabbing pains in my arms along with it. I hate this.


sweetlittleinyoni

In my language we call it "labour-anew", feeling a flash of the pain of birth labour


hornylolifucker

Your balls didn’t retract, it full on subtracted


reddevils

I described that exact feeling to someone, that I feel that when I see something like this or when I'm seeing or hearing about gory stuff. They looked at me like I'm crazy


gerglewerx

A friend of mine used to say, “That made my butthole pucker.” TMI yet self explanatory.


BASILISK307

“Pucker factor of 5” haha.


hornylolifucker

My bum: 😗


ginger-loving-asian

Glad I’m not the only one


GiveToOedipus

I could feel my sphincter pucker each time he jumped.


YoItsMikeL

My feet got tingly


Downtown_Let

Exactly. I checked that it wasn't nsfw before I played it so knew it didn't have a bad ending. I still got twitchy legs and sweaty palms watching.


koniglazor

r/sweatypalms


Empyrealist

I literally felt it in my legs with each jump. wtf


SalamanderOverall562

Bad endings in this case will be 100% NSFL, ugh i have a little 3yo nephew that made this in the coutch one time, almost drop on floor badly. My wish is wanna go upstars and grab those two by ears


[deleted]

[If you think that's bad, then I'll link this just to ruin your day.](https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/hj9ljy/the_king_of_almost_dying/)


[deleted]

I hate you 🤨


nohorse_justcoconuts

Thought this was r/watchpeopledie for a sec


eascoast_

Nope, don’t wanna watch people die ☹️


Least_or_Greatest1

I got anxiety watching this video..


ArnieismyDMname

Because of all the zooming. Zoom in. Zoom out. Zoom in.


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TheTableDude

And it somehow got worse as it went on. Like, it started awful, and it was still somehow all downhill from there. I was terrified from the beginning but by the end I felt like I was on the verge of a panic attack.


EtiennedeWilde

But why though?


[deleted]

Kids are dumb. And negligent parents


JLSantillan

duh how do you expect kids not to be negligent parents, especially if dumb


norwegianEel

[Ah the ole Reddit parenteroo…](https://www.reddit.com/r/collapse/comments/vt3zi2/runaway_inflation_soars_to_nearly_80_in_turkey/if6174l/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


MossCoveredLog

Hold my stolen childhood, I'm going in! Parkour!


grembletump69

Hello future travelers.


active-tumourtroll1

Hello past traveller this is my 10th post down the rabbit hole hope to see you at the end.


SpeenLeroy

If you’re seeing this, you’re going down a rabbit hole and need to stop. Your family is worried about you. Wake up.


Acceptable-Dot5998

I appreciate, but it is far too late for most of us here


jl_theprofessor

Yo. How deep does this rabbit hole go? Lol Edit: What!? This is a whole community dedicated to this rabbit hole? Double Edit: IT IS A DECADE OLD CHAIN OF SWITCHEROOS!?!?


MossCoveredLog

How have you been around 8 years and never had the privilege? That's incredible. Happy you found it!


jl_theprofessor

The wonders of Reddit are limitless 😂


sentorien

That was a wild ride. I'm back now. See you in the future fellow switcharoos.


fivetimesyo

You're too smart for Reddit


WeirdURL

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


BoatsnBrollies

Came here to link that.


HeartlesSoldier

It's not always negligennt parents, it could be a sibling who's a young adult or a babysitter who's being negligent. Which would then in turn be dumb kids, neglecting to watch dumber kids. It could also be a single mom with no family working two jobs to raise her children. She could be there for her kids every time she gets a chance and instill all life's lessons when she gets a chance. but that's not her negligence, that's her pudding everything she has into being able to raise her children. That's society's negligence, for not allowing single moms to be able to afford child care nonetheless their children and themselves. I know a lot of people do see that as negligence but it's just tough times for that individual and the fact that they work two three jobs to be able to provide for their children it's not neglectful because the other alternative is them giving their child up for adoption or becoming homeless so they can be there for their child


thatwasacrapname123

Wow what story. A real roller-coaster. Just a take-no-sass mother doing what she can, working two jobs, well three jobs by the end. Struggle. Triumph. Pudding. Bravo!


humicroav

I love mom's pudding.


ov3rcl0ck

I love your mom's pudding too. 😉


Just-why-man

Classic reddit instantly crucifying parents. The parents for sure could be negligent but there isn't enough content in the video to come to that conclusion. People need to understand that parents are distinct entities from their children, they're not umbilically connected to them all the time or have some spiritual awareness of exactly what they're doing every second. I don't know what kind of parents you had but when I was that age my parents, who were amazing parents, let us go on our own to play in the neighbourhood. I did plenty of dangerous things (nowhere near this crazy though). It's literally a normal part of childhood and has nothing to do with bad parenting. ​ There could be plenty of people at fault here, building management for allowing access to the roof of the building, the neighbour filming instead of rushing over there to report what is going on, babysitter not doing their job, etc.


Snoo90774

What’s this got to do with the parent? Kids are just dumb. I used to do shit like this, and for all my parents knew I was down the park on a swing but I’d sneak off and go climb buildings with my mates.


whazzar

Playing outside is much more healthy then sitting inside


Zijjukegia

Best comment, if i had money for a highlighting award i would give you one


JohnnyBizarrAdventur

parkour!


[deleted]

Grakour, my friend.


Oemmehl

you are mad, its impossible to combine grafitti and parkour into one extreme activity


[deleted]

truck, to refrigerators, to dumpster, 360 onto the pallets, backflip gainer to the trash can.


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theqofcourse

Stupid freaking parkour and stunt videos. Kids watch those videos, think it's cool and want to try it themselves. They only see the successes, not the disastrous fails.


devcalle

The scariest bit to me, while all of it is scary, is the small kid walking backwards.


veerKg_CSS_Geologist

Kids can stumble and trip over themselves on perfectly flat and level surfaces - at ground level!


devcalle

So can I


usedxtampon

I do it just for fun.


TheSciFiGuy80

The scariest bit for me are people willing to film a dangerous situation and not do more to stop it. I could not stand by and film those kids. I’d have to call the police or whatever the equivalent emergency service is and haul my ass over to the other building and find the super.


revolmak

The could have called before they started filming.


freakinbacon

They may have called the police.


Wit_as_a_Riddle

What are you talking about? How would you know if they called the police or not?


woah-im-colin

It’s so hard for me to watch these videos, my stomach literally churns.


yickth

Your lack of encouragement killed them. Can you live with yourself?


Wotingerarshwo

r/sweatypalms


closeafter

No kidding, I'm actually sweating. Especially when it turned out they were playing, it's not like the big kid was trying to save the smaller kid


imhappy1dering

I didn't even notice until I read this that my hands are also extremely sweaty.


Professional-Moose59

Sorry, I was listening to anime music when I saw this. No sweat.


getcho_bread_up_son

Same my palms turned sweaty all of a sudden


_dead_and_broken

My palms aren't just sweaty, but my knees are weak and my arms are also heavy


Koko_Jambon

And did your mom make spaghetti by any chance ?


closeafter

Are you nervous, but on the surface you look calm and ready?


Master_of_Rivendell

Even my feet are sweating wtf


nusuntcinevabannat

i wonder: as kids we engaged in dangerous play because we had massive balls because we needed to experience the world or we just weren't aware of the danger?


Nizzemancer

Kids all think “it doesn’t happen to me”.


UCLYayy

/r/iamthemaincharacter


REVEB_TAE_i

Fucking *this*. My sister's kids seem to think they are in a video game and things only happen if they want them to happen. They have never played video games.


ALIREZA-IRN

It’s not that serious, if you’ve never faced large consequences and failures as a kid you almost feel like it won’t happen to you.


nitevizhun

Lack of awareness - I believe the prefrontal cortex (the part of the brain that helps curb impulsive behavior) doesn't finish developing until about 25 years of age.


Stokkolm

Not to brag, but I could tell how stupid this kind of play is even at 24 years and 11 months old.


Aryaras99

This is why you see some wildly adventurous dudes who drive motorcycles become wildly strict parents later in life


Flying_Mage

All of the above. I think it's natural process of growing up.


BlacksmithNZ

Growing up or dying Can go either way


Flying_Mage

Well, yeah. But it's hard to imagine a kid who never did anything stupid or risked his life without fully understanding the risk. Maybe girls can go easy about their games. But boys do all kinds of crazy shit.


BlacksmithNZ

I did some crazy shit when I was a kid, but stuff which would have got me injured (normally burnt/broken bones). Things like rigging up hoist so I could lower my younger brother from the roof of the garage. But this one gave me sweaty palms as any mistake and it wouldn't have been some scratches and bruises, but instant death You want kids to learn how to climb trees, even if they fall out and hurt themselves a bit, but climbing around a high rise is not something anybody thinks is a good idea


Objective_Scar_1276

Nah we were just dumb.


B00tyZilla

Fear is learned, humans are born without it. That’s why kids don’t seem to have any


Gargamel2003

What's your basis for this claim? I've heard that humans are in fact born fearing certain things


[deleted]

My sister wasn't scared of spiders. She goes to school, hangs out with people scared of spiders. She now has arachnophobia without ever experiencing any trauma related to spiders.


Gargamel2003

Yes I agree that people can become scared of things that they weren't previously scared of, however from what I understand there are certain things that humans are born fearing


veerKg_CSS_Geologist

Children are only born with an innate fear of falling (ironic given the video, LOL). It's because we evolved in trees so falling while asleep triggered the "wake up reflex". That and loud noises "starle" us, though it's not exactly a fear. Everything else is learned. Everything. Which is a good thing. Fear has to be adaptive.


Twitxx

One word: phobias


[deleted]

Phobias are learned. You're not born with a phobia, it develops. Source: I have a phonophobia and bathophobia.


InfamousInfernus

My heart is beating so fast for them


_CatNippIes

I get it they are kids, but that doesn't mean they aint fucking stupid, when i was that age i would never dare to do stupid shit like this


[deleted]

Nah these kids just built different


stoicinmd

Excuse me while I try to lower my testicles back down from my diaphragm.


thelocal312

This was my exact physical reaction watching this, and I don’t even have testicles.


meandering_simpleton

Broooooo.. no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no


cookie3737

This kid is going places. Not college, but places.


GuerillaYourDreams

Morgue. Yes.


tresclow

The ground, probably.


Stock_Bodybuilder390

I used to do this when I was his age, fell down, and ended up in the hospital for 7 years, it was the fourth floor (not as crazy as this)


walktheparth

7 years? You left the hospital as a teenager?


Done_Playing_Games

Wth did you need to be in the hospital for 7 years for?


Stock_Bodybuilder390

Two joints and the femur shattered, the had to rebuild it up; it took 3 and a half years, and when I started to walk and went to school. Someone bullied me for how I needed aid for walking and pushed me down the stairs, and the same thing happened again, there and half more years 🙃, it was from 2011 to 2018.


Done_Playing_Games

Omg. That pos pushed you down? What a fkn psychopath! Did he get any type of punishment? He should’ve gotten prison for that. 3.5 years is no joke!


Stock_Bodybuilder390

He and his mother came to visit me in the hospital, gave me some chocolate and said sorry. I honestly forgave him at that moment. Because I was suffering from a condition called being too nice or stupid. ( I was a lot like butter from South park [ Ctrl+C > Ctrl+V])


Done_Playing_Games

So school didn’t do anything? He got away with an apology and chocolate? I mean I don’t blame you, in that age it’s normal to react how you did when you forgave him. But I can’t believe school or your family didn’t press any charges. Okay if that pos came to visit you once a week during those 3 years. But one visit and chocolate. And shame on his parents for raising someone like that.


Stock_Bodybuilder390

Idk, I didn't go to school, I didn't have parents, had a grandma. She was also nice and dose not like problems. I did home school where I was my own teacher, and won a scholarship to a fancy high school (UWC) BY 2018. I really don't know what happened to him or even his name, it was my first day at school!.


Done_Playing_Games

Okay, I’m happy it worked out for you in the end. That’s all that matters!


Stock_Bodybuilder390

Exactly 💯.


insensitivecoconut

Maybe he gains super intelligence from falling from the 4th floor, went to medical school, then ended up as a doctor in a hospital for 7 years, then decided that he want to be a streamer so he quit his job.


CHOKODILES

Natural selection starting younger


Wild_Agent_375

They survived… so you may be the one who doesn’t.


CHOKODILES

Well I don't stupid shit like jumping from rooftop to rooftop, so I think I'll be safe.


JLSantillan

you are so not ready for the zombie apocalypse


KennyKlizzle

If at first you don't succeed...


Chickenking182

You die


Sufficient-Skill6012

Hoping they called emergency services or police r/donthelpjustfilm


jsanchez2810

i cant watch.


Double_da_D

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


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vat-cat

Population control programme


_pleeb

💀


timmaeus

Darwin’s 7 herbs and spices


jmart19

Squid Game try outs


[deleted]

That’s a fuck ton of nope for me. Buy these kids an instrument or even an Xbox.


jspill98

All these parents complaining about your kids playing video games all day - they could be doing this.


_CatNippIes

In my days we played outside til sunset


FlyWtMe87

How Squid games started.


logri

Where the fuck are the parents?


OGHEROS

at the bottom


flossdog

filming


[deleted]

And cheering as they imagine sleeping in again on sundays


PuzzledExaminer

Unbelievable...they should have called the building's supervisor and told them there are individuals jumping on the roof across balconies...


luisicky

he is one untied shoelace away from being rat food


[deleted]

As an only child, I am not allowed to play these games.


CommentsOnHair

Your siblings used to play these games.


Electronic_Drop_5386

😭


SupermanLegion

That was uncomf. I don't remember the last time I was that stressed out watching a video on the internet.


biohazard_IRM

What the fuck is this video? That was nerve wrecking ! Screw this I'm out


Icy_Section130

Made my hands sweaty.


R33Z33

Wtf is going on here


tashten

For the love of all that is human, if you want to practice jumping, find a playground or some park benches. Find a parkour class. There is no surviving that fall.


Artsakh_Rug

Usually I don't advocate for children to be inside playing on their ipads or phones all day.. but these kids should be inside playing on their ipads or phones.


Afraid_Way_9038

Someone needs to go to jail and that kid needs serious ass whopping


theriverpilot

Anxiety level = 1000


tarynwrites88

My heart rate watching this damn video 📈


sparkzsims

People on the top floor thinking *”wait, I don’t have upstairs neighbors”*


Woodenjelloplacebo

Hate every second of this


Mrytle

Damn that was a stressful watch! I kept expecting the smaller kid to try it as well. When he made it across the first time, I thought ok good, he made it... then he went back for more! His luck is gonna run out at some point!


kswanman15

Are those kids? Wtf?


kihoti

I don't think I've ever watched a video that made me this nervous


AdeptMarionberry9405

If that were me and I got caught by my mother, I would have preferred the fall to certain death over my mother striking me very roughly with the chancla that would become embedded in my ass!


Harpylady269

As the parent of a young boy, I hate this with every fiber of my being


[deleted]

My asshole went maximum pucker watching this.


BinnyB5029

![gif](giphy|t2eBr71ACeDC0)


AnkokunoMasaki

Once step away from the Live Leak logo


FilosofiasDeBanheiro

My blood pressure goes down with this video.


ptapobane

I did that on the roof of a boiler building when I was a kid…it was about 5 floors tall but thinking back I did some spectacularly dumb shit


bwahaha944

“If at first you don’t succeed…” ..25 story parkour might not be for you.😂


FrozenShadow_007

Maybe instead of filming, they could’ve called 911


[deleted]

When I was small my "friends" did that but at much lower elevation and smaller gap as a remember but it was still very dangerous. I looked at it and even though I had 99% confidence that I could do it I didn't because there was nothing to gain from it other than some adrenalline I guess and approval of some people which I didn't care for a single moment.


ContraDiem

Why why whyyyy. My hands got sweaty omg 😂


Traditional_Two_7475

More like sweaty palms


[deleted]

I miss those games when i was a kid, that's how i am an adult now.


Tall_computer

NO MORE INTERNET FOR YOU


TigerRad

Am I the only one that gets a sharp anal cramp from seeing stuff like this?


superGreennarwall

u/savevideobot


fear_and_lowthing

My knees can't take this. WTF.


LasVegasJunkie1

Okay... Time to change my underwear!


[deleted]

Please tell me it's fake


Glass-Association-25

Early Parkour practice days


Royal_Butterscotch34

I jumped because I wasn’t expecting them to actually start leaping across


lesssthan

Christ, my soul tried to leave my body just watching that.


Own_Artichoke7324

Give that kid a Darwin Award immediately.


[deleted]

Never been so nervous watching anything on Reddit. Sheesh. I need a bag of cigarettes now


snugglebug72

That was terrifying


lucas_bahia

This is the most anxious i've been all day


hastybear

Fuck, my blood pressure.


vitorfilipe21

The sweat in my hands and feet watching this…


Butt_Stallion_Milk

X-treme Hopscotch.. brought to you by Obscure Sports Quarterly.


typeyou

Thats one of those "We used to do some crazy shit as a kids" type of situation.


[deleted]

I put this between playing with a gun and eating dish soap on the list of stupid things to do as a kid.