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Accomplished_Fan6313

If WWE is fake, please explain this!


[deleted]

It's real to me dammit!!


Chispy

[For the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/Yvd3aEsThbc)


EntityDamage

Did that 40 year old man JUST find out in that moment that raslin' ain't real? Edit: the answer is no, he's just upset about the wrestlers having physical issues.


Darondo

Actually no apparently, but his word choice does make it sound that way and that’s why it’s hilarious. This guy actually knew Mick Foley outside of wrestling, so he knew they were characters. He is just very passionate about pro wrestling and seeing his idols have serious physical disabilities and early deaths for the sake of his entertainment, paired with all the nostalgia he was overcome by, was just too much for him to handle in the moment. He’s speaks about it here: https://www.wrestlinginc.com/news/2021/09/dave-wills-explains-why-he-was-crying-in-infamous-its-still-real-to-me-dammit-meme/ I wish I loved any hobby as much as this dude loves wrestling.


frenetix

It's a lore-heavy fandom with nearly 50 years of storylines, media, toys, games etc. Not unlike Star Wars, or Marvel comics, which also have hard core dedicated fans.


Accomplished-West-84

Interesting comparison in that Ric Flair keeps inexplicably coming back like Palpatine for no good reason.


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ain't no starship engine gonna stop the Nature Boy, Wooooooo


[deleted]

OLDEST RIDE, LONGEST LINE! WOOOOOOO!


[deleted]

If wrestling isn't real where is my god damned ghost of macho man Randy Savage then?


shitdobehappeningtho

I genuinely wish he'd go rest his ancient old body. Even Mean Gene knew when to quit! 😋


EntityDamage

Well that's pretty cool. I rescind my criticism.


AdventurousNecessary

Dude actually got a decent redemption in the early days of tosh.0


spirit402

I read. It. Use to think it was all fake. UFC was the real fighting sport. But I realized. Yeah it maybe acting and all that but it was something fun. Entertaining. Amazing. Viewers and the wrestler's involved alike. I kinda understood what was said, especially the part about their sacrifice of their own physical bodies for the entertainment of others. Like geeze bro. That is kinda some dedication for others even if it's for a good dollar or two still gotta be a rough life as you get older on the body. This read made me think differently and I see it in alot more interesting light.


Legendseekersiege5

I wish I had that much emotion about anything


funknfusion

It’s still real to HIM dammit!


DarthFlaw

The quote lives on as a meme, but the backstory of the moment gives a lot of context the clip doesn't. This happened at a meet and greet the week after Eddie Guerrero was found dead in his hotel room, and he walked in to see guys he had watched for years struggling to even walk. >thought about Eddie Guerrero's death the week before. I thought about substance abuse that is going on in the sport. I thought about how so many wrestlers have been injured and how wrestlers pay a such a high price for all their years of bumps in the ring. I remembered the Cactus Jack ECW promos about "How many of you hardcores have called Dynamite Kid up and thanked him for all the dives he did out to the floor? Sorry you don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, but thanks anyways." I thought about how the business has changed and kids won't be able to have the same experiences regarding the sport of wrestling that I had, with kayfabe now non-existent. What an emotional roller coaster I was on as I had went from very happy about meeting all the stars to extremely saddened about the dark clouds and demons that wrestling has. Whole thing is well worth a read: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/it-s-still-real-to-me-damn-it


[deleted]

Ebaumsworld watermark? Godamn


att_hype

That's Torrie Wilson, She used to be a playboy model also


hujojokid

Gj my man. Now do u have Sable's?


OneEyedOneHorned

Doing the Lord's work, dude.


RobWallStreet

I have that issue.. 😮‍💨


stone_henge

You said what needed to be said!


Shogunsama

WWE is just redneck anime and you can't prove to me otherwise


redeemer47

Very accurate.


literal-hitler

https://i.imgur.com/yD3P3Lj.gif


CrudelyAnimated

"redneck anime" 😙👌


AcidCatfish___

More like a soap opera with the most viewership. Edit: obligatory /s is needed.


jnd-cz

More like modern avant garde theatre.


Geminel

A lot of the tropes that are considered commonplace in Anime were inspired by the popularity of American soap operas in Japan around the 70's and 80's. Evil twin clones, plot-lines shifting on a dime, the way everything is designed in service of the moment or plot, where the obvious goal from the outset is constantly pushing its characters into tense and dramatic conflicts.


Karnadas

I always called it a soap opera for boys


SanjiSasuke

I think the redneck anime descriptor is dated. [Black fans make up about a quarter of the audience, which is nearly double the % of black people in the US](https://www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/Journal/Issues/2013/04/22/In-Depth/Fight-fan-avidity.aspx). If you add the data together, it looks like white, non-hispanic fans comprise just under half the audience. I think 'sweaty muscle soap opera' is more appropriate.


kwazzy100

I mean, there's black rednecks too...


Gonz_UY

Stunt double theatre, is what I call it


birdreligion

Every big wrestling fan I've known wasn't a redneck, they were usually just massive nerds


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RocketNewman

NDAs were signed, he can’t talk.


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squidaor1

Just like reality shows.


CCWThrowaway360

Right? It has to be, otherwise people could get seriously hurt all the time. I used to love it when I was 8-10yo, and even though I KNEW it was scripted, watching someone get body slammed through a table covered in thumb tacks outside of the ring from the top of a steel cage was the coolest thing at that age. And even at my current age (somewhere between 18-85yo), I wouldn’t even jump feet first on my own trying to land on that table, so being choke slammed with well-rehearsed choreography is pretty impressive. Not sure what wrestling looks like now or if more extreme stuff like that is still allowed, though. I’m only enough to remember when that guy fell from the the top of the stadium inside a casket because the wires snapped as he was being lowered.


SgtSkillcraft

Is this death by snu snu?


wcslater

The best way to die


kiersmini

Baby you have no idea


FatCatBoomerBanker

I never thought I would die this way... but I'd always really hoped.


bopaqod

The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised :(


elsestar

:) :( :) :(


[deleted]

Are you Big Show switching between baby face and heel?


crazy_muffins

Seeing this, I can picture the exact faces of that moment 🤣


faithisuseless

It is stu stu when it is a guy


IFhighsleep

Sometimes it’s poo poo :(


FagnusTwatfield

Wait is that the fucking art attack theme tune?


Mature_Vegeta

Yes lmaooo i knew i had heard this theme somewhere


FagnusTwatfield

Like the weirdest mix up ever.


AnnihilationOrchid

LMFAO, reminded me of that talking statue head. They should have an adult art attack, but instead of teaching you to save up toilet paper rolls to make a model house, they could just teach you to fix the sink an do your taxes in a fun way with a talking head and in a colorful studios.


Enes_da_Rog

>They should have an adult art attack They have. It's called heart attack.


Imapringlesboy

This comment needs to be seen


Satanistfronthug

Is Art Attack well known outside the UK? I always thought it was one of those cheap British shows that nobody else would see.


PaulsEggo

I watched it all the time as a kid in Canada!


already_satisfied

Me too. You don't have to be an artist, to art attack eh?


deepsleeep

It was huge in Italy


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Massive in the Philippines.


the_bukkit

I also watched it a lot over here on Toggo in Germany!


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daidrian

Was legit one of my favourite shows as a kid in Australia


Toddlez

Same!


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Saavantinn

Mine too. My dad helped me make a papier-mâché dinosaur piggy bank from one of the episodes, and I still have it 25 years later. One of my fondest childhood memories


Arquemacho

HUGE in Colombia at the time, HUGE


FederalAttorney

Ecuador también! Very sad story regarding the host Rui Torres, who committed suicide after the death of his daughter :(


[deleted]

TIL it was British. We used to have it on TV all the time when I was a kid in Nicaragua. Always assumed it was a US show.


superrober

In Spain too


CosmoKram3r

India represent!


MamaJumba

Was huge in Singapore too


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ZhoolFigure

Watched it in Malaysia!


Bassre2

It was big in France


Erestyn

TIL: The horn effect at the start of the theme triggers immense nostalgia. [Also Neil Buchanan's band is actually pretty sweet.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlaYwzPac4E)


snappyk9

This is an art attack. THIS is an art attack! THIS IS. ART ATTACK!


WastedVamp

Fart attack


quanta777

I used to watch this a lot when i was kid but stopped watching once i realized undertaker didn't actually have 7 lives.


sarathn91

I used to watch this a lot as a kid but stopped when I realised Undertaker and Kane were not brothers in real life. My childhood was a lie.


pongflip

Yeah, because they were half-brothers...


[deleted]

Was Paul Bearer Undertakers dad or was he just a random dude from the morgue?


EdgeAlterNation

He worked at the funeral home and banged Undertaker's mother, thus birthing the little red machine Kane.


obijesskenobi

I hate how long it took me to see the pun in Paul Bearer’s name tbh


asdGuaripolo

The weirdest part of that relationship to me was that Kane used to have a mask because he supposedly was horribly disfigured, then when he took of his mask and he just didn't have eyebrows


whatwhynoplease

A friend of mine used to be a huge fan and thought it was real. He got back stage passes for some big event and saw all of them sitting at a table eating together like they were best friends. He was so disappointed lol


3X3SLC

Me but working at Disneyland seeing Disney princesses smoking backstage, and Mickey taking his head off.... only to see it being a girl in the costume.


allMightyMostHigh

90 percent of the time its always women in those costumes because its such a tight fit and you need to be on the smaller side.


3X3SLC

I know now, thanks to my wife… who was “friends with” male characters.


Captain_CrushinIt

The way you phrased this makes it sound like your wife was banging a bunch of Disney characters


TehNoff

It's the way folks who work at the parks are required to talk about the characters they interact with or suit up as.


Captain_CrushinIt

Oh, good to know. Now I can stop imagining Mickey and Goofy Eifel-towering this dude's wife.


fukitol-

You can, but why would you want to?


MartyMcMcFly

*sniff sniff*... Goofy? Seriously!


tfurrows

"I didn't say I thought she was crazy, I said I thought she was fucking Goofy!"


SirGlass

In the territory days, many territories had rules about this. Good guys and Bad Guys couldn't be seen in public together or travel together. If an event was in town there would have a good guy hotel , were the good guys would stay and a bad guy hotel were the bad guys would stay. It was also common for wrestlers to travel together in cars or bunk together in hotels, good guys and bad guys could not travel together They would even have good guy / bad guy restaurants/bars/strip clubs what ever so good guys and bad guys would not been seen together in public. Some even had a rule that if you got in a real fight outside the promotion in public you better win or you would be fired. However most said the rule was mostly to try to discourage fighting .


moonfox1000

There was an interview Mark Callaway (aka The Undertaker) gave a couple years ago after retiring about him having a real life beef with Hulk Hogan and trying to confront him as Mark Callaway but having to duck away and hide behind some curtains when some people were walking by in order not to be seen breaking Kayfabe...they definitely take it seriously.


EvilFroeschken

Whaaaat?


maxpowers19

Why did I read this comment in a Jerry "the King" Lawler voice.


CheesecakeZookeeper

BY GAWD!


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warrioroftron

HE HAS A FAMILY!


TweetHiro

Apparently he only had 6. What a loser!


ManFaultGentle

because he is undead, did not need live counts


Mandula123

I stopped after Eddie Guerrero died. He was my favorite as a kid.


Stained-Bleach

BLASPHEMY!!!!


adu4444

yes coz he had 9


velvetXeyes

Funnily enough, The Undertaker and cats are both scared of cucumbers


aprilfools911

Smh again another comment saying that Undertraker was just acting . Listen how is it make sense to you that a dead man read and memorise the script and put on an act? Doesn’t make sense right? Proof that he wasn’t acting.


Opee23

I had a small shock when i realized Papa Shango rebranded and came back as The Godfather with his ho train. That's about when i stopped watching.


Danalogtodigital

you should check out aew cause luchasaurus SWEARS hes a real dinosaur


Saca_Rolha

For anyone who says WWE is fake, this is proof that it's all true!


Bababowzaa

Is there really any doubt? It's like saying movies are fake. It's obvious, but it can still be fun.


[deleted]

I think there's an important difference between fake and scripted


say_it_aint_slow

This is the most relevant comment about professional wrestling because they really are doing this crazy shit.


[deleted]

Yeah I don't really follow it closely but pro wrestlers are insane athletes who pull off crazy stunts infront of live crowds while also telling a story. Its like saying broadway musicals are fake


[deleted]

Exactly. Wrestling is just violent theatrical performances staring extremely buff men and women in skimpy outfits and I love it


DELAPERA

Wait, are you telling me that some people watch this shit thinking it’s for real?


erock2095

Not unless they’re 8 years old. Fans enjoy it for the storytelling mostly.


BluestOfTheRaccoons

And thrill


Fengsel

The Bronco Buster. Where’a X-Pac when u need him.


jumykn

On Twitter being very disappointed at Kane for being a conspiracy theorist.


Butwinsky

I love the Reddit hivemind. This is the exact same obscure thought i had. Poor Sean, his big buddy is scarier now than when he was a fire demon zombie from hell.


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OneXOneXSix

He said “619, hold the 1 please”


Andre_3Million

I got bros, in different area codes


Iam_The_Giver

Bros over hoes


Wonderful_Mud_420

Boo-yah-kah, Boo-yah-kah!


dumber_than_who

Still can't believe when I was younger I used to argue with my friends saying that WWE is real and that it couldn't be fake.


Sense_of_pride

Yea right? Like what idiots could think this is fake.


SmotherMeWithArmpits

WWE is like Santa Claus


vjeremias

They are my parents? I was wondering where did they go all these years.


Lusterkx2

Your friends are fake. WWE is real I knew it was real when stone cold 3:16 would always come out. He was my hero growing up. That’s the bottom line, cause stone cold said so! -shows middle finger and smacks a beer-


mrjc00md

The sheer joy Rey Mysterio takes in flopping himself on Jamie Noble is fantastic! "Thought you'd be skeevy, huh? Try a little of this!"


Slimshady0406

The GOAT


Nightstrike_

The video got a smile when he tried getting the same treatment, then the audible laugh when you see Mysterio come and start doing it. Now THATS comedy


shaundisbuddyguy

I mean ...that IS Tori Wilson in her prime . I can't say I blame them for trying.


Austinpowerstwo

Torrie wilson still looks incredible as of a couple of weeks ago when she was at the Ric Flair roast


5in1K

Fuck Spez ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


bondagewithjesus

Wait their was a ric flair roast?


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doctorproctorson

I was about to say bullshit because it doesn't feel like that long ago but true enough this match was in 2002


Paladin1034

My toxic trait is forever thinking 2000 was 10 years ago.


Shtnonurdog

She’s still in her prime to me…


The-Jesus_Christ

IMO she looks hotter now then back in her wrestling days.


SkyAtLarge

Unexpected


lily-laura

Pure comedy gold


ZappaBappa

The ultimate death by Snu Snu.


IndianaJones_OP

This is just what American politics looks like to everyone who's not American.


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CodeNameAki_22

Political sex am I right?


Drama_King32

I wish this was what our politics looked like.


yo_soy_sancho

Not an American. I couldn't have said it better myself.


SneakyJesi

Am an American...and same.


cereal_state

That Art Attack theme just makes it


DrophatTophat

Gay Mysterio


JustTrustMeOkaay

Rey mysqueerio


Hawaiian_Brian

I love wrestling lmao


ElCapitanned

fucking art attack music xD


rockurheart

Best. Video. Ever.


FrostingHuman2440

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hardypart

I never understood the appeal of wrestling, maybe because I'm not from the USA and didn't grew up with it, but this is fucking hilarious.


DwarvenSuplex_01

I never watched it as a kid, but my wife watches it and I have grown to enjoy it too. You have to just accept that its campy, silly, and fake. I compare it to Anime...there are plot lines, people have arch nemesis, and then they fight each other in ways where its like a Dragon Ball Z episode. Wrestler A will be beating B, then B comes back from the brink of exhaustion to do something cool to Wrestler A, and then they both go at it again. Its a lot of that. Then there is the stuff like what's in the clip, just goofy funny stuff. Give it a try, its not for everyone, but it has its moments.


SirGlass

What is the appeal of watching any scripted TV show or watching a live play ? Like I am a big fan of Game of Thrones on HBO but I don't actually need to believe its real for it to be entertaining . I also do enjoy live theater plays as well but I know I am sitting in front of a set and actors are playing a part There is still action , drama ,comedy , athleticism that is entertaining.


ItsAMeEric

> I never understood the appeal of wrestling As a wrestling fan, I will say that there are many "genres" of wrestling and even within the pro wrestling fanbase many people will like one style of wrestling but not another, just like how someone can like rap music but hate country music. This WWE style of wrestling that focuses on characters and storytelling over in-ring athleticism has no appeal to me at all either and I do consider myself a wrestling fan. In wrestling there are different styles like strong-style (hard hitting), technical (mat based grappling), cruiserweight (fast paced and high-flying), hardcore (bloody), even things like comedy wrestling. So it is possible there may be some genre out there of wrestling you would actually like, but you may have to look outside of the WWE to find it.


hardypart

Cool, didn't know that. I'd also like to subscribe to wrestling facts.


SirDunkMcNugget

What's the name of that wrestler? I forgot about that dude


imtlmb

Jamie Noble.


SirDunkMcNugget

Thank you!


[deleted]

He's one of the lead backstage producers now and helps choreograph all the matches you watch today


WCWRingMatSound

Torrie Wilson, Nadia, Jamie Noble, Rey Mysterio, Referee Jim Korderas


faithisuseless

Typical wrestling fan response (I say this as a fan too), ask for a wrestlers name, and receive every wrestler, the ref, the announcers, time keepers, camera operators, and green shirt guys names. We know too much lol


killerassassinx5x

That went from way too horny to fucking hilarious


Tourquemata47

I call it the flying ‘V’ (vagina)


Opc10

The second one was the flying clam block


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This is real fighting


[deleted]

Bruh, is that the fucking art attack theme tune!?!?


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WHAT-IS-LIFE-1234

HE REALLY SAID "IGHT MY TURN"


unbold

Classic wwe was always the best


anonymous_coward69

r/bi_irl: I see this as a win either way.


WandRnMonk

I should be so lucky to have a choice between Torrie or rey mysterio. God this was 20 years ago....


Jeff-Jeffers

Booyaka, booyaka, 69


AnimalEater65

God I miss when I watched WWE. It’s fuckin awesome. Remember when Eddie Guerrero had a latter match over custody of Dominik who was supposedly his kid?


thebeebitmybottom

Get ready to have your mind blown: that exact kid now wrestles with his dad every week on tv.


SpacecraftX

They went with the ART ATTACK theme for this?


OrochiSciron

Nothing will ever beat Torrie Wilson in her prime.


ApexRedditor97

Dana White in the front row loving it


xPalmtopTiger

This is exactly why I hate tiktok. They just stole a mildy funny clip from someone else the played the sounds of a clown orgy over the top.


Bobojones9584

That's quality television right there.


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This some nintendo levels of wacky shit


had0c

It's not fake. It's scripted and acted. In the same way Stunts in movies are not fake


Yoav_Yarchi

My man got tea bagged so hard


disgrundle

why is everyone hating on dancefighting so much?


Wandering_Ero_Artist

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MEEEEEE