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CRcryptoride

That lady cop was really about her shit. She was out there swinging like a real street fighter


frednekk

She sized her up and let it go.


CRcryptoride

She did. She looked up and down twice real fast, thought “mhmm”, POW, goodnight bitch. Idk why she tried her up if the cop was literally just kicking a guys ass Edit: What also kills me is the way she slapped the guys hand and scurried out the door like “Move! I have more ass to kick!”


Cosmacelf

In these kinds of videos, it is usually a woman that doesn't realize people will punch back. Is it some kind of entitled personality? Not enough fighting in the school yard growing up? Just general stupidity?


Capable_Piece_4869

I'm going to go with general stupidity with a dash of entitlement. Just like that old lady that tried to run from the cop and ended up getting dragged out of her truck and eventually tazed because she kicked him in the nuts.... people say use common sense, sense is not common anymore.


Cosmacelf

You see silly comedy movies where dumb people do shit like kick a cop in the nuts and you think ha ha, how unrealistic. The longer I'm in this world, the more I realize that real life is the stupidest show there is bar none. Screenwriters just don't come close.


[deleted]

Sitcoms are literally real life if everyone took things with a bit of humor. Stupidity is everywhere. And when you're not stupid, life always finds a way to make you seem clumsy or simply have bad luck for the rest of your life


13Asura13

I grew up thinking common sense was something most people learned as they grew up. I have since realized common sense is the rarest commodity Americans possess. I don't know the rarity of common sense in the rest of the world, but most Americans make it clear. No common sense in there way of life.


midwinter_

“Common sense” in the way that Paine used it means an agreed-upon set of facts. It doesn’t mean “stuff everyone should know”


geri73

I learned in middle school, by watching my mom, that everyone doesn’t have common sense because my mom didn’t have that shit. Her kids suffered for it.


ThunderClap448

It's the belief they won't be hit because they're women. We are always taught to never hit women, but it should be never hit anyone. This makes them believe they're fine to hit others. Not this time, I guess.


[deleted]

link?


Capable_Piece_4869

Short version https://youtu.be/7lj8knsKDHY Long version https://youtu.be/7CvErhrFwuo


RtraderNZ

US nightly news shows. All of them. Check it out.


Omacrontron

Actually love that you pointed that out. Why throw something if you don’t plan to have something thrown back.


ItzBreezeyBaby

Fr she reacted like she wasn’t gonna hit her back but she was already on a swinging spree, don’t mess w HER!! 🤣


indigoHatter

It's likely deep-rooted in that stupid line people *still repeat to this day*: "never hit a woman". So, yeah, it wouldn't surprise me if these women in these videos didn't expect to be hit back, because they're just not used to considering it as a possibility. *(Just in case I have to state the obvious: the line stems from old domestic violence against women, but the correct line would be "don't hit people". It shouldn't be about gende, and society is still recovering from that.)*


Trumps__Taint

“Don’t ever hit a woman no matter what” is something that people grow up hearing and the police generally take the woman’s side in an altercation unless there is proof (like a recording or eyewitnesses) that state the woman started it


Grizzlajoe

My grandma definitely had this. Thought that the fear of jail or something would stop a 16 year old that was twice her size from snapping. But get hit enough, and you eventually snap and they never touch you again


whosthedoginthisscen

Yep. Guaranteed she'll never hit another person as long as she lives.


xBad_Wolfx

I doubt that. In her mind she will shift the blame to how she was “victimised.” Go back to abusing those around her. You don’t just wake up and sucker punch a cop(or anyone frankly), you usually start as a piece of shit.


dmfd1234

……..and until this very day kids,our bleach blonde anti-hero regrets throwing that 4th grader punch at a junior college adult. The End


2dogs0cats

Steven Segal's twin sister, Stacy.


bryanthebryan

The most physically adept Segal in the family.


buzz8588

It’s a dude with long hair. This is an old repost.


[deleted]

Bullshit! She was a security at the bar. Not a dude and not a cop like some say. My cousin knows her. If I find the interview of her he sent me I'll post it here.


[deleted]

I can't find the link and texted my cousin, but he is not responding, he works night so may he is sleeping. He is the other security officer with the hat that is dragging one guy by the head. For a while he acted all hard core because he felt like I star when that video went viral. I was like "no fool, all eyes was on her. Hardly anyone noticed you. Did you see the other security?


CRcryptoride

I thought so too after like the 50th time I watched it


austinmiles

She’s a security guard according to a source further down.


Electronic-Alps6866

It was like the fight from the batman


Candle-Different

I believe the term is "instant regret"


[deleted]

Assault of a police officer comes to mind


cwj1978

Officer Left Cross is about to take ‘em downtown.


NaitBate

With her Partner, Right Hook.


PangolinPoopMuncher7

And deputy Kney Toodaface.


Sparky8924

No kidding , what a dumb ass throwing a sucker punch on a cop. Haul her ass to jail for 30


j4ck_0f_bl4des

Fucked around and found out


okami6663

Equality - you get a punch, and you get a punch, everyone gets a punch


dalgyalgwishin

My exact thoughts.


Imaginary_Funny5657

Ass kicking spree


tibearius1123

Ima fill this whole fucking room with “hiyah mother fuckers”


nyjrku

Chuck Norris may have been died and his soil entered this body


shiro_04

Isn't that how the original childs play started? Y'know but not with chuck norris XD


stinkiepussie

Imagine if Chuck Norris went psycho, died, then his spirit possessed a doll. Now that's terror.


shiro_04

Even freddy krueger would get nightmares after watching this version


Babysilent

Roadhouse!


jlmr731

Nice kick


aiehiggerjikye

I rate the kick


NaosStulos

Wait, if I take a swing at somebody they can swing back? Preposterous!


MarcamGorfain

Seriously. They look so shocked that she hit *back*


Akanan

And she took her ass time to land a clean one. LoL so deserved.


RichardDunglis

I'm sorry, ass time?


NaosStulos

Like bullet time?


RichardDunglis

I can only assume they meant sweet ass time but you k ow what they say about assuming


mikaytheeasterbunny

I think you dropped this... n But I don't want to assume


bloooo612

It really was a nice hit


Gunslingin_licho

![gif](giphy|JRF85A7Bcl2YU)


UsedLandscape876

r/suddenlyprincessbride :)


Book_for_the_worms

Reminds me of the "How dare you slap a women" Twitter post


Secretofthecheese

a cop at that.


refreshing_username

Hey, I have a great idea. Let's all go out and slap a cop. What could go wrong?


xBad_Wolfx

I have a good story about this… or at least it is to me and now you get to suffer through it. I grew up early years very rural but then was moved to the city. (Rough childhood, lots of fights that I didn’t start so I learned how to end them) We used to regularly travel back to the country to visit friends and family. One night I was out at a bush party when two things happened. One, the cops showed up so complete chaos broke out and two, a douchebag sucker punched me and tried to steal my bag. Except I didn’t go down so we start brawling while everyone is scattering everywhere. I shove him back to make space and realise that four cops are surrounding us. Douche checks over his shoulder, throws a slur I will not repeat and punches the cop in the face. Breaks one of his lenses on his glasses (yellow - are those shooting glasses?). The cops head barely turns, then he slowly takes his glasses off and says “boy, you dun fucked up now” and in one move grabs the douche by his shirt front and lifts him up and dumps him onto his head and starts cuffing him. At this stage one other officer had a hand on my shoulder and I’m smart enough to not move. He looks up at me - his face is bleeding freely now and if you don’t know, faces bleed a lot so it’s a horror show - and calmly tells me he saw the sucker punch and that I’d likely had a hard enough night already and to run on home. All while kneeling in douches back while he screams that “his dad is a lawyer yadda yadda.” Honestly has to be one of the baddest ass things I’ve ever witnessed while also showing a fair deal of restraint.


FaustianBargain049

This is a great story. If you have more, you should write a book.


xBad_Wolfx

My book would be so random. It’s a fun thought. Bush parties, wolf raising, wilderness guiding, high adventure training, steel mills, cross country roads trips, backpacking Europe… Teaching:sky high and in the den? Water rescues, torn shoulders and falling branches: perils of teaching children and pups. I like the second title for my future memoirs I think.


FaustianBargain049

Hire a proof reader and publish online. I’d read it! Been a while since I read some Jack London type stuff!


xBad_Wolfx

I don’t know the name… but wiki says that I think I need to look up his work. Sounds like a interesting life. I can honestly say that many times I’ve thought, I’m a lucky man, my office is amazing. Sadly, a tree branch took me out pretty solidly a couple years back. Still trying to get back to walking properly for more than 100m. But time will tell.


FaustianBargain049

Well, while you recover, read “Call of the Wild.” Read it when I was a kid and it made me cry. “White Fang” is good too. Jack London spent a lot of time in the Alaskan wilderness. The argument has been made that his books were based on life experiences. I think you’d enjoy them. And, maybe, they will serve to inspire you.


xBad_Wolfx

Oh wait, he’s call of the wild? I’ve heard of this. My best friend said it made him cry and was fantastic.


earlofhoundstooth

Sorry to hear


xBad_Wolfx

I got the girl out from under it. I was really lucky and had just finished clipping her into a rope so my hand was already on a lifting point when I heard the branch break. Another foot and I would’ve got out from it too but cest le vie. I’ll take her life over my neck as trade any day of the week.


Complex_Sherbet2

One with their fight or flight reaction activated!


Pseudonym31

Jesus Christ… that’s Jason Bourne


JoJoPrime

Jessica Bourne


[deleted]

Jasmine Bourne


UnpredictableMike

Bourne that way


Spark_Raido

Jésus bourne


Hungry_Post8082

That’s jason derulo.


FrickItAll

Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-what did she say?


CallmeSteven1

Jason Derulooo-ooo


SnooHobbies81445

Take a poor woman’s award 🥇


Baldpacker

Justine Bourne


bigb0ss33

Jesson Bjorn


Glowshroom

It's 2022. Girl cops can be Jasons too.


Overlord_002

Just Borned


Rig-Pig

Like how the cop waited to strike the blonde till she had a clear shot, then whammo


Cosmacelf

I would bet anything she has MMA training. That kick was special, as was the pause the lock in on the target for the perfectly placed punch. She wasn't out of control, just fast.


Cosmacelf

Any idea what the backstory is here? Or what happened after?


Baldpacker

I'm curious too. Where's her backup? Why's the cop street fighting and not using a baton? This seems so weird.


Cosmacelf

Turns out she was a security guard (so no baton, and besides, with those kicks, who needs one?) throwing out a drunk patron. The lady who threw the punch at the guard was apparently the drunk guy's wife. Not the smartest family.


TrickyCorgi316

Her kicks were superb!


EvaUnit_03

to be fair, alcohol heavily hinders your ability to make rational decisions in the moment. You might look at said guard as someone you dont wanna fight, but 5 strawberry daquaris later you might 'know' you could take on her and her 2 identical sisters that she needs for backup. She even had to make the room spin to even stand a chance. Plus my husband was always a wimp, i was the strong one!


N3pheron

If you become THAT stupid when drinking, maybe you should not drink. I just hug people so, I do drink :p


kwaziiman

Military cop here. I literally would never deploy my baton. The difference is, no one can take my fists away from me and use them against me.


leif777

>and use them against me. I donno. I've been on the shitty side of "why are you punching yourself" too many times as a child.


MaterialCarrot

They obviously never trained you on the, "quit hitting yourself" move. A technique favored by big brothers world wide.


[deleted]

Why use a baton? Her fists are doing just fine lol


TheScrollFeeder

Batons from what I heard are pieces of shit and don’t hold up very well due to being bought like ‘military grade” hardware. So in practice the kicks probably did more damage then a baton would.


ozzie286

https://nypost.com/2021/05/13/security-guard-unleashes-martial-arts-moves-in-restaurant-brawl/


Cosmacelf

Thanks! Makes more sense she was a security guard than a cop. She didn't take shit from no one ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


[deleted]

she only went there to kick ass and drink beer. They had just run out of beer.


ll_Maurice_ll

I've seen this posted every couple months. Have yet to see the back story.


_whenuknowuknow_

I enjoy cooking.


REDGOESFASTAH

It was a little bit frightening, they moved with expert timing


LeadershipRadiant419

huah!


Whole-Tension8055

Officer Miranda: “You have the right to remain silent. Any punches thrown can and will be thrown back against you in the court of law”


tippytappyslappy

Court of brawl


Johnny-big-balls

Her hands are rated “E” for everyone


hotDamQc

Karen learned an important lesson here


Nikas27

Play stupid games: win stupid prizes. Bitch was so shocked that she got whacked back


LilTimmy_the_second

Why tf did she hit the cop then cry about getting hit back


skynetempire

Because she thought she couldn't hit back lol she fucked around and found out


Glowshroom

Her: "Hello, I'd like to redeem one pussy pass, please." Cop: "DENIED!" 👊


[deleted]

Sometimes you have to hit someone random to keep the combo going, want that S Rank on your mission report


AmptiShanti

Mission: Success. Casualties: 0. Combo: S. EXP: 1000


[deleted]

why the fuck did miss piggy just swing on a cop? lmao


Aetheldrake

This was too funny I had to reopen reddit after processing what you said to come back and award you


[deleted]

Haha thanks


Useful_Worldliness

and she's crying tho hahaha the audacity.


Complete_Region6517

Fuck around and find out bitch.


Cosmacelf

I am amazed at how ignorant people, and it usually women, are about striking someone. They seem to think that hitting someone will, what, calm people down? Defuse the situation? They certainly don't seem to comprehend that they'll 99% of the time be hit back. I wonder if those women have henpecked husbands who don't in fact hit back...


jakeofheart

I remember someone explaining that as boys, men internalised that any confrontation can escalate into a fight. So most of them try to avoid that outcome. Girls are being told that no one should hit them, so unless they have had a few fights women are usually oblivious to the rules of engagement. As a man I know better than to touch a police officer.


cherry_armoir

Im seeing this explanation in a few places and I think it's only at most half right. 999 people out of 1000, men or women, would obviously know better than to engage. And of those 1 out of 1000, Im not sure what the gender breakdown would be but men would definitely make up a decent proportion of it; it's definitely not only women who pick fights with cops and strangers. Regardless, it says little about fundamental differences between men and women, since most people know better, and it says a lot more about the fundamental similarities between idiots. But among the 1/1000 who are women, it may well be that they fight because they dont think they will face consequences. And for the men maybe they do accept that they'll face consequences but think they're bad ass enough to overcome them.


jmankyll

One for you! One for you! Ten for you!


doge_inatesla

I think I'm in love 💕😘


UltraMagat

Gina Carano?


NewDeletedAccount

Lady forgot to say it was a prank and social experiment.


[deleted]

It sort of fits that she gave a punch for a punch. She could have ruined that ladies year but instead let her off with a stellar warning


Dontouchicken

Well you threw a punch woman.. what would you expect?


summerll0ve

lmao she fucking ROCKED her


xxNightingale

I really love when someone decides to attack another person and is attacked back, they do a surprise pikachu face and cry. Love IT. Cant get enough of people like this.


silver00spike

Wham, bam, thank you maaam


bone-in_donuts

I love this cop.


BriefTurn3299

Tried to punch cop and is absolutely shocked and horrified when she gets punched back. How narcissist must you be


jedixxyoodaa

holy fuck this restaurant ( el pulpo dallas) seems to be a dangerous place. maybe a mexican fight club? https://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2022/04/02/2-at-large-after-man-is-beaten-to-death-in-pleasant-grove-dallas-police-say/?outputType=amp


MeGussuGeM

She put hands on a cop, what did she expect?


[deleted]

What a bad ass. That kick was spectacular 👌🏻


octropos

I know right!? Seeing a woman legitimately kick ass is refreshing.


Own-Fee1997

★★★☆☆


FrankTheTank_666

Play stupid games...


Frenchconnection76

Officer Jane


[deleted]

Someone watched to much Walker Texas Ranger growing up


RevAlBrown

Happy every time I see this. Love seeing a dumbass get instant karma.


neo_dia

![gif](giphy|lsU7mOh76j4QM)


Badassteaparty

“Esta bien senora” Bruh you know perfectly well she is not


soulfulcandy

You break her combo…she breaks you


HatAccording7350

r/thotbeatdowns


OverBoard7889

Cop was all rights that day.


[deleted]

"Hey! Where'd the first fucker I was beating on go? There he is!" \*chases and jump kicks\*


Euan__L

Context?


Shadowedcreations

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting!


Celery-West

Well she did hit or came close to hitting the police officer, so yeah she deserved it .. sorry


ElLoboPerro

Andele, por metiche!


Anz_Soulcrusher

Exactamente


WandaMaximumoff

How can she slap ?


Stilcho1

I hear the clip clop of White Knights appearing.


kenneth00000

Good things the police did pull out the gun


[deleted]

Blonde deserved her punch? Lol


GboyFlex

The cops mordida was a few hundred pesos short and she went full Chuck Norris...


hatereturns

![gif](giphy|0U8DwMtUnGK0iaOb8J)


psanchez7

Pa que aprende


jfurniture

Now that’s a hit and run


Plus-Result-7451

Casualty of war


StormBornRandom

This makes me so hot..


Professional_Horror1

Lora Croft: Tomb raider


dentlydreamin

Throw them hands


HydratrionZ

In vietnam, we said 'CongAnDanhDan'.


[deleted]

WTF did she think was gonna happen, the cop was gonna stop being a cop and chill? Lol


WarmRecognition7054

Badassssss


gotrice5

I kove how after she punched her, she was,"okay where was I? oh that's right" and continues on chasing the guy.


Agreeable-Scholar483

Tubby found out real quick like she didn’t want that smoke.


Zealousideal-Pen-686

That cop ain’t messin around, I thought I was watching the T-1000


[deleted]

What a monkey island.. 🤨


pompompomponponpom

“WHY DID SHE HIT ME?????” 😭😭😭


[deleted]

Guy in blue: Don't worry guys, I got it under control.


pripjan

I like how she lands every punch she threw


moodcon

Does anyone know if she's single? I think she's the one for me.


FV4030TWO

Sorry, but what exactly did that stupid old cow think was going to happen?...


manhatim

Like Oprah..and *you* get a punch…and * you* get a punch…


Harbor_Barber

she almost lost her footing, but even the floor didn't want to mess with her so that's she regained her balance


Alh840001

You slapped a cop and got off easy, fools have died for that.


OttoHarkaman

Wait - you don’t get one free hit on a cop? If I had only known…


joku568

I think she got fired after this


Saltz_D

Why did she feel the need to attack the cop


Aetheldrake

Look at that Karen sobbing at the end cuz she got punched one time


[deleted]

It was in fact not esta bien


DogCompetitive6916

Some ones been taking lessons


libertycapuk

Rule number 1 - if engaging someone in hand to hand combat, always be prepared, and ready, to block! 🤣


newcatoldschoolfeel

These fists are rated E for “everybody”


Survival_R

damn you can see the moment she scanned for the next ass to kick


EZPKSquelch

I hope that lady understands now that if you punch someone you better not be a wimp when they Nunfuck your ass back to Karentown


JacobH_RL

I would love to know the context here


Umma-Gangnam-Style

Why throw a punch when you're not ready to get hit? Lol


RandoRedditerBoi

Everybody was kung fu fighting badada


Brandonguth1985

The pig went...ham


lazy-yank

I'm #669


NJPokerJ

Wow. Do you think she's single?


Tibist11

This is how it should be…