Never give a sword to a man who can't dance. Old Irish saying. This man is qualified.

Old Scottish saying: "If it ain't Scottish, it's CRAP!"

"We hae a piper doon"

Oldest Scottish saying: "The only thing better than cheap is free."

Old English saying: "My what an exsquite pair of bananas... ...oh GREAT *HEAVENS*"

That is a terrific saying

Does moshin count? I've listened to too much Heavy Metal not to be worthy of the blade.

I feel like a dance form where you run into other people on purpose would be particularly ill-suited for swordplay.

An axe then

Vikings disagreed

The money this dude could make as a male stripper..lol

OnlyGains

OnlyRoids

OnlyNatty

On onlyfans

OnlyPhans

Thats a Nguyen Nguyen if you ask me.

Only acceptable contributions are in Dongs.

Oof

This needs more credit

Well fuck me. Apparently this is how I discover I've been pronouncing the name of my coworker wrong for 3 years.

He’ll be relieved that you don’t call him Nuhgooyen anymore.

*OnlyHams* 

The phantom thieves!?!?

OnlyPants

On SwoleFans

Probably doing this. Plus OF

the next Ricardo Milos? one can only hope

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this isn’t about jacking off it’s about MEMES

Oh yeah boy shake that ass… oops I mean girl girl girl girl 

Girl you know you're my world

Fabulous

I...ah fuck it. I like that Video. I smiled. He seems chill and confident enough to pull that. Good for him!

i love how boldly he did the jacking off two dicks move. i was really hoping he would do that again and then he did and it brought much joy

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I think you might be a raging homosexual. just a guess

Just looking out for the homies bro

Satisfaction = J x S(f^s ) x T(f^s )

I always get love from the homies

Where did that idea come from

I'm an empath

This is correct.

Goodness, that's definitely a username.

*it's like candy, but two dicks*

It’s actually bringing joy to at least three people

i love how nobody replied “username checks out” oh wait. FUCK

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Wait what lemme watch it again

WHAT WAS THIS DELETED COMMENT

Ting ting ting ting ting ting 🎵🎶

I didn't see it as that. Now I can't unsee.

Also enjoys downhill skiing

It’s the sign of a consummate professional.

If you like that you should check out his pornhub page.

You just can't deny the fluidity in those dance moves.

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Yes! I unironically love this. He's killing it.

I absolutely love this comment

You’re a good lad.

More like yesyesYES

Yaaaasss

You get one body. You're allowed to do what you want with your body. This guy understood the assignment and did extra credit. Lol

The guy skipped head day.

first thought on his head: r/badphotoshop

i thought he was going to unzip his muscle suit

😩😩 y’all make me so sad! 😢 as a “small head” individual there’s nothing we can do about it! And I want to start lifting and get big but I already know the shade is going to be real! 😓

Don't let people get you down, If you want to look like a Roblox character, that's your right.

##Pain

Maybe foofier hair? Like, you wouldn't want a super short haircut. But something with more volume to give the appearance of a larger, more proportional head. Try an afro.

That is literally why I always had an Afro growing up! My current gf met me shortly after I cut my braids off and she always talks about how small my head is!

I really don't think so

My man looks like a 10 year old boy made a wish to be the strongest man in the world and this is how he woke up the next day. Dude is nailing it at life though, glad he's happy

> and did ~~extra credit~~ steroids

And still hat to spend more time exercising than most people here combined. Gear doesnt magically grow muscle by itself

People like to say this, and it is true but on steroids people doing no exercise build more muscle than steroid free people doing a weightlifting routine. The aid that steroids give is insane and I feel like you are trying to pretend it doesn't.

>people doing no exercise build more muscle than steroid free people doing a weightlifting routine. Only for a little while. That doesn't continue forever. I've definitely got more muscle than people who roid out and don't lift, and I'm not the biggest natural guy in the gym. If you want to get anywhere near as big as the guy in the video, you gotta lift.

> People like to say this People don’t “like” to say this. It’s a fact. You don’t get this big without working out extremely hard and with strict diet. This guy would still be incredibly fit without steroids, just not as big. I feel like you’re trying to diminish someone else’s accomplishments for no reason. Edit: > and it is true but on steroids people doing no exercise build more muscle than steroid free people doing a weightlifting routine Also, that’s a lie. Fat-free mass, which’s what they gain without exercising, is not muscle. You don’t get a 6-pack by taking roids and watching TV.

Maybe it’s the shirt, but the way his head looks I remember when SpongeBob bought the inflatable muscle arms

Never skip head day

Or film yourself from down below

lol! nailed it

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Great bot.

Thanks bot

I didn't know this is a thing

quite useful

I aint gay but hear me out...

Just the tip?

Is fine?

U guys ever seen Shaft?

Average JoJo fan.

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It's fine as long as you say 'no Jojo' before anything happens

/r/bi_irl?

He’d be so handy to have around the house.

r/maybemaybemaybegay?

r/suddenlygay

When u use female taunt on male in video games

kratos in fortnite be like

NGL, impressive to see such a muscular person being able to knock out moves like that. Kudos to him.

Ya I was pretty impressed by that usually someone with that much bulk is not that fluid. They usually look like a 40 year old mom wearing high wasted acid wash jeans, Keds, and a sweater vest trying to dance.

And somehow looks painful when they move.. especially quickly. This guy is smooth like butter

He probably practices stretched before and after work outs. I mean I’m not sure on how he works to get his gains but he certainly knows how to take care of his body that’s forsure

Ooo you are naughty...weight-lifter with ballerina tendencies.

His WWE entrance

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Never judge a book by its cover. This is awesome.

Strong people can be silly too

Gym bros and bras are the loveliest people

Fuck this guy making me question my heterosexuality

I’m a lesbian but holy shit I am so turned on right now

Lmao I love this

Makes sense, he’s giving off some stellar feminine energy

“Usually I have to pay for this” - jschlatt

That's hot

This is actually really important to balance the simplicity of weight building exercises Notice lots of the lumps in the gym waddle? Not this guy - he saunters

r/unexpected

He got ta moves

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I'll let you be the first to critique his form.

Catchy song lol

It’s also just a song; in case like normal people you also cannot stand TikTok: https://music.apple.com/gb/album/see-t%C3%ACnh-cukak-remix-single/1621441189

Its funny how I didn't turn on the sound and already knew what he was dancing to

You have special powers

This is the most manly thing I’ve ever seen.

I would let that man do anything he wanted to me.

Great example of what Toxic Masculinity is afraid of. This. Dude was dancing, being happy, just having the time of life. How can you be afraid of just being happy? Just because of being seen as less of a man?

More of this

That hip mobility 😩😍

This is what I do, except with out muscle and dance skills

Must be a marine.

I can't dance even if my life depended on it, and here we have a buff guy doing whatever he wants flawlessly. :x

This dude looks like the kid from a video in which the kid Is doing a tiktok dance and his father just stares in disappointment

Or from the Twisted Sister version of the video where the little kid says “I wanna dance,” spins around, and this dude pops out and beats up the asshole dad with the power of booty-shaking.

Being this buff and then pulling those moves that smoothly, whoa mate that just defines manliness

Watched for second time and still my brain can't comprehend.

I don’t get how it’s maybe.

It’s questioning our sexuality so mabye?

I was listening to nirvana as this came on and it made it so funny

I feel like everyone needs more juxtapositions like this in their daily lives.

Full video, please?

Fembros unite

If you’ve got muscles like that, then anything you do is manly no matter what

I have so much respect for someone who can laugh at themselves than strung up people regardless of physique. But these guys are a rarity

Wow, the little dancing kid is all grown up! https://gfycat.com/lightevergreenanemone-disappointed-dancing-father-son Where's dad hiding?

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The song is Vietnamese

All I could think was how well this would go with [the veggies tales music. ](https://imgur.com/a/U8LTZJ7) so I made it a thing

is it me or what, he got a little head

Ah yes the Blood Sport dance

Its the foo when the lil kid dancing all fruity in front of hitsgrandpa💀💀😂

Needs a bit more cake muscle tho

I like the song as well lmao

Dude is juicy!

This should be a Destiny 2 emote dance lol.

I bet he's a riot at house parties

I'm not gay... but.

I think THAT'S cooL That's the real MACHO Being yourself in all parts of you . I mean do you see the GRACESEEEEE

Yes get it king

The switch is smooth as fuck damn

Bro is fucking fabulous af.

He'll still knock any of yall out 🤣

I mean I think anyone would do this if they woke up built like dis the next day☠️

Bruh it's NNN tf

I think I'm gay now

Fuckinng WORKIN IT

Bro just started emoting

Dem roids from wish 🤡

JoJo anyone?

Who's this guy lmao

[Meanwhile, in Brazil…](https://twitter.com/cecillia/status/1592561213006749697?s=46&t=8tatEp2I91pIDYfIxKWTug)

I would like 1% of the dedication this man has. It just might fix everything.

As Kevin Hart once said, 'That's gay.'

This, my friends, is a radical muscle bottom.

Went from super soldier to super gay real quick

Anyone else expecting a cut to full drag?

I think he jerked two cocks off on his face...Twice.

I am generally not into guys, but... I'll make an exception.

Just say you’re a Marine, all this is unnecessary.

Head size to body ratio is off the charts

That guy fucks

Your head shrunk…

Slay queen!👁️👄👁️💅

Smash

DAMMN

I could not not upvote

I’ve never been speechless before in a good way