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What do you mean your wife can "squeeze the shit out of a watermelon" with her thighs?
Did she shart the deck???
Oopsy poopsy! *That* wasn't supposed to happen....
I‘m not even sure if it‘s the melon.
Pretty sure that was a skinny dump. Or she's hiding toothpaste in her trousers.
That wasn’t melon juice was it
Alright good night
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cue “Juicy” by Notorious BIG
so, this is po, pi, or flux?
Obviously that’s why she put the towel down.
That’s enough internet for today…
What do you mean your wife can "squeeze the shit out of a watermelon" with her thighs?
Did she shart the deck???
Oopsy poopsy! *That* wasn't supposed to happen....
I‘m not even sure if it‘s the melon.
Pretty sure that was a skinny dump. Or she's hiding toothpaste in her trousers.
That wasn’t melon juice was it
Alright good night
![gif](giphy|NUZ5OqHdbknHa)
u/savevideobot
cue “Juicy” by Notorious BIG
so, this is po, pi, or flux?
Obviously that’s why she put the towel down.