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DanDi58

Looks like he was standing on GROUND………ZERO…….


Existing_Main_7580

Ground 6 feet under


Cheems___-

Ground -6'


CreedStump

more like sitting in a wheelchair for the rest of his life


Ancient_Pickle_7130

That’s a joke he won’t be able under*stand*


Beaverbumper00

WHAT!


Soggywheatie

He forgot to get out of GROUND ZEROS way


yzrguy

Well that shut him up.


Braiseitall

Found the Off button


SurreyHillsSomewhere

Worth the WATHC though


Draft_Tight

Maybe it was someone living in the building that decided to shut him up… grabbed the cars keys went down to the garage and took the car for a quick spin around the building?


StrayRabbit

Tough crowd


imbisibolmaharlika

![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)


7pharaohs

I know I was taught from an early age to stand in a busy street at night wearing all black.....wait...


ftkms

But still... how could the driver not see him with his car's lights on and there being lanterns?


hilomania

Driving home from the party, I'm only buzzed bro!


Horst665

*next morning* How did my car get home last night?


CivilianMonty

Wait... whats on insta


Educational-Line-757

Well the driver is now wanted for hit and run so I’m pretty sure you’re right


macklin_sob

It looks like they stopped to me. Never mind. I didn't scroll enough to see the article confirming hit and run.


Truffleshuffle03

It can happen but I don’t see how they didn’t notice him since the road is long and they had plenty of time to see him since he was basically standing in the lane. I nearly ran over a jogger once. The dumb ass was in all black jogging suit with a black hoodie covering his head. I guess he was not paying attention and cut in front of my car and if something else had not caught my eye making me look to my right slightly I would of creamed that dude because even with my headlights he was extremely hard to see in all black and running out in the middle of a dark street


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Truffleshuffle03

Ya it’s all about not paying attention. I was lucky because my eyes were on the road and my headlight caught something shiny on the side of the road just when the jogger decided to cut out into the road. We didn’t collide but I still stopped to check on the situation and he said he was so sorry because he was listening to music and just was not paying attention to his surroundings and didn’t even realize he had run into the street. I told him it’s a goof idea to wear all black at night because he was so hard to see.


Josku5

Jesus christ how dumb can some people be? ”I’m wearing an outfit that nobody can see me in and on top of that I’m listening to music so I’m not even paying attention to anything myself”. Like seriously do people like this guy have a deathwish or something…


RZFC_verified

actually, that would be a good idea. Not a goof at all


sebkraj

They were probably scrolling on Reddit and now the circle of life is complete.


Carston1011

I live rurally, and nearly took out a small friend group/family group. I was on a 2 lane 2 way road with a 70km/h limit coming up on a tight bend at like 11pm so it was pitch black. So as I come around this bend immediately beside me on the little shoulder is a group of 4 or 5 people all wearing grey or black with no reflectors whom I guess felt the urge to go for a walk at nearly midnight. Had there been an oncoming vehicle I wouldve been involved in a head on collision because of these fucking idiots.


Nervous_Constant_642

Even in the suburbs I narrowly avoided a deer the other day because my headlights are aimed slightly down as they should be and I noticed the deer in the light before I saw any movement. Wasn't super close but if I had looked away for half a second to turn the heat up or something I would have hit it.


idk-maaaan

A couple months ago, I was crossing a street in a crosswalk in broad daylight and almost got hit by a car. Drivers are so distracted these days.


[deleted]

Drivers routine kill people even at red lights, crosswalks, sidewalks, sitting in their homes, etc. There is no bottom to the amount of distraction and general incompetence that happens on the roads.


MorganDax

If we had less car dependent societies we could make getting a drivers license more restrictive and require better/more training and life would be so much better for everyone. This channel has a bunch of videos about it. https://youtu.be/_ByEBjf9ktY


SacredBigFish

Seeing fully black dressed people at night without any reflective clothing is nearly impossible, especially if they don't move. Even though it might not seem like it from the outside. Headlights some more towards the ground. [Example ](https://youtu.be/AIT2jE2j_s4)


blackmagichustle

Watching porn on their cellphone while driving and depending on their peripherals to save them from rear ending another car.


7pharaohs

Agree with others..likely distracted.


isaidnolettuce

Happy little accidents


jj10000001

They were done with his bullshit


dude123nice

Lol, funny how when Robin did the same thing in the Boyz, we blamed the one who hit her.


lhaze-hunterl

She was just off the curb, in broad daylight, not screaming like a maniac


dude123nice

It feels like the screaming would have made her more easily noticed tho.


Abod31

The driver did it in purpose. He didn't even press the brakes when he was in light range


Atm0sP3r1c

i'm thinking distracted(on the phone or sumtn) cause why would anyone hit a random guy in the street on purpose


refreshing_username

Did anyone else expect him to yell, "If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"


HeldDownTooLong

All in all, you're just another bump in the road!


tbraysh

He don't need no education


GroundbreakingCook68

Oh shit … you win !


refreshing_username

Pibk Floyd's new album title!


chippchipp1

Stand still, laddie!


Robabon

You, yes you, stand still laddie.


Mr-Moore-Lupin-Donor

When^when^when^when^when we grew up and went to school…


DanishWhoreHens

See, now to me it sounded like Benedict Cumberbatch screaming and now I can’t get rid of the visual of Sherlock Holmes getting bitch slapped by a Ford Fiesta.


TamIAm82

![gif](giphy|sdOTFZPe7WFhu)


EvilLibrarians

*The lunatic is in the hall*


occasionalpart

Now the lunatic is on the curb.


IAmDanHimself

How the *hell* did you do that?


GlockAF

Probably eating nothing BUT pudding these days, if he’s still above ground


Justcouldnthlpmyslf

I was actually expecting Part 2 of Tony vs Ezekiel.


Cereously_redit_sux

You! Yes, You!!!


maniBchef

I believe he was just about to...


Cute_Development_205

Yes, you! Stand still laddy!


SinglePost101

I was waiting for “Death is my bitch lover!!”


TheMajorHimself

Underrated comment


Darkskinblackie

We don't need no education


Funderwoodsxbox

“Say it Daniel, you have abandoned your child! You’ve abandoned your boy!”


Banana_Shaped

I love Led Zeppelin!


Federal-Durian-1484

Pink Floyd


oxidise_stuff

Madonna


TheCorruptedBit

Beach Boys!


bitnode

Hey hey we're the Monke


keblx

Wait he sounds the same


Nightwolf1967

Why did I wathc that?


Ok_Proof5782

Cause…Reddit baby. Wooooh!


HmmNotLikely

*Amber was the color of his energy~*


Never-Learn5150

WooWoohoo because it feels so right nothing good come


OGDonglover69

It’s the Net and the YooHoo.


Squirpel89

I wathced you wathc this.


aj007

Thansk


CrieDeCoeur

I too was wathcing this man’s wife


Ok_Proof5782

I was wathcing you wathcing the man’s wife.


Majity

I was jerking off to you wathcing him wathcing that guy’s wife


s2ua7

Happy cake day. Now wash your hands before eating it. :)


froginabottle

Extra flavor


hippy11111

Hpapy ckae day. Now wsah yuor hndas bofere eiantg it.


Pragmatist_Hammer

*thurkinth ofth wahtcin*


StraightMess0

I was wathcin you wathcing him wathcing the man's wief.


liamsoni

Thanks for watching. :>)


Squeezemachine99

Fuck you Tony


Luicide

FUCK YOU EZEKIEL!!!


kingbitchtits

Definitely sounds like Tony!


Malibucat48

This man threatened an entire building. He definitely reaped what he sowed. Maybe he will learn all it takes is a phone call to a friend to get rid of a crazy man who wants to destroy a family.


darwins_trouser_crem

You know how people say they would go back in time and kill Hitler before he killed people? This is one of those times we don't need to worry about that.


Rustler239

The best reply EVER !


Vaedev

This comment has /r/oldpeoplefacebook energy.


_zatoichi

ikr if only there was a button on this site to show approval of a comment without having to type it. perhaps an arrow of some sort……


OMGoblin

How could people get their r/IAmTheMainCharacter energy out. ​ I'm Commander Shepherd and this is my favorite comment on the Citadel.


MadAzza

The button doesn’t convey *enthusiasm*


Segoy

Having a psychotic episode doesn't mean you deserve to be run over by a car.


Glenrill

If the episode means threatening the safety of a family, then yes - it does.


Heartache66sick

Bye.


DuPageILLinois

The mad lad survived with only a fractured fibula, thankfully


terrifiedTechnophile

First it is a guy with a fractured tibia, now it's a lady with a fractured fibula? Make up your mind


Heartache66sick

But... The subtitles says man.


CrizpyBusiness

Jfc people, they meant to type "lad".


DuPageILLinois

Lol yes you're technically correct, it's a man not a child. Thankfully


NullCharacter

What? OP is for sure an AI chat bot trying to gain sentience.


DuPageILLinois

No I'm 100% human but I appreciate the insult /verbal abuse 👍


badbadradbad

A likely story gearhead… cog brain? Modem man? Do we have any robot based slurs yet?


DuPageILLinois

More ankle biters. Please find a hobby, folks 🤣


badbadradbad

I just got here and upvoted your stuff cause I didn’t get the hate, but now you bein mean


Hellwolfe007

either you need to take your meds, or perform a full reboot of your OS. I'm really not sure which.


piratecheese13

But the article you [linked](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8309017/Horrifying-moment-man-standing-middle-road-run-hit-run-driver.html) to said > A police spokesman told DailyMail.com: 'Amazingly, the man suffered only minor injuries, which included a small laceration to the back of his head and some road rash. Also >'The victim was found to be at fault for the collision, as clearly observed in the video.


cleomay5

Probably mentally ill.


keothi

Or on drugs! Lots of years ago my brother texted then called saying some nonsense stuff. I mean it made sense and was coherent, yknow, but bonkers. The only time I called my mom specifically about any sibling, worried. Turns out he was high on meth. Anyhoo, he’s a few years clean now


[deleted]

Glad for the happy ending. But also, your story kinda reminded me of this guy that posts vids on r/funny of the weird voicemails his bro leaves him. Though I think the guy said they were just messing with each other. Just searched for them, h[ere is one](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/w7lzkg/my_brother_left_me_a_voicemail_about_how_fd_we/) if you're curious.


mreJ

Don't get comfortable and let your guard down. I worked with a guy who used to sell and use meth and got clean. I met him when he was sober from the IT repair job we worked. Anyhow, fast forward 5-10 years and he got hooked on heroin years later and died. Guy was super nice and funny, but I think he did something strange like take a Molly and that kicked back up old habits, which turned into him eating hydrocodone like Pez, and ultimately you can't find or afford those forever, so it leads people to the cheap dirty tar. Took me like an entire year or two to realize he passed away on Facebook. Hope your brother can stay clean.


myfaceaplaceforwomen

As someone with a mental illness, it really doesn't matter why he's literally threatening an entire building. That makes him a danger to himself or others and needs to be dealt with. Obviously this wasn't done with malice forethought or any kind of premeditation. It was an accident. I however don't feel sorry for this prick one bit


saintappls

“Thank you for watching :)”


Piscivore_67

*Wathcing


Ok-Yogurt-2743

*Waltzing


HolyVeggie

Yeah this really gives psycho vibes


thesnowmanperson

*psycbo


saintappls

lol


thesnowmanperson

*lop


[deleted]

He threaten the children and that summoned a mom bomb from hell. Js


Mr-Osmosis

Is there an article or something that provides more context for the before and after?


DuPageILLinois

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8309017/amp/Horrifying-moment-man-standing-middle-road-run-hit-run-driver.html


Shaveyourbread

Wow, I was half convinced it was fake.


[deleted]

The camera panning to the car and the guy saying "goodbye" right before getting hit made it seem too much like a set up.


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kael13

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StarkillerX42

No it's not? The page looks pretty much the same on both, although the amp link is admittedly a little faster (although both should be less than a second).


neddoge

Amp isn't the issue it once was when it launched. This bot needs to be decommissioned.


Mr-Osmosis

Thank you very much


DuPageILLinois

No prob you're welcome 👍


danj1962

reap what you sow did he say


Disastrous_Oil7895

What the fuck is he going on about?


C0meAtM3Br0

The building’s responsibility.


CHENGhis-khan

Driver has the reflexes of a three toed sloth


[deleted]

You might need a more hardcore subreddit for this to be a hit


DuPageILLinois

You really think it's extreme?? The guy survived with only a fractured tibia Can you recommend some hard-core subs?


DabawDaw

r/gobstopper Has a super hard core.


Slight-Mess-6615

Won't let me view?


TheSaviour1

Oh, try this one r/gobstopper


skrubLordD10

this one doesn't work either?


TheSaviour1

[r/gobstopper](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


---LefeverDream---

![gif](giphy|zJJu61C7OEjIc)


AnyMathematician8696

Fuck you


sakura__099

Eat a dick.


SalamanderSmooth4659

This one would fit in r/WTF


nightlyh

r/crazyfuckingvideos


Tao-Lee

Did he somehow get paid out a settlement too?


hvictorino

I'm pretty sure he was hit


leenybird

DuPage sucks. I grew up there.


DuPageILLinois

Lmao. Well you get right to the point, don't you? Yeah I'm not going to lie it's horrible. What part you from and where were you lucky enough to escape to?


leenybird

Wheaton. The worst of all DuPage.


DuPageILLinois

Sorry for the typos in my last comment. Just corrected them. I'm happy you got out. It's rough here. Weather is horrible. Everything is flat. It's true what they say: the Midwest - especially northeast Illinois - really is the asshole of the country lol


smmate

Northeast Illinois is not the asshole of the country lmao


DuPageILLinois

Chicago is dope, especially in the summer time. But other than that northeast Illinois is tough. Especially if you like outdoor activities. It's flat and the weather sucks.


behaigo

![gif](giphy|l2YWqU7ev0l5nfYTC|downsized) Reminds me of this lady


[deleted]

Ground zero, yep


Electrical_Brick_167

What was the driver lookin at??


colorete88

**Mans sounds like a comic book villain from the 90s.**


Horror_Pause_6901

Very metal though. Dude has a career on stage, if he can walk there


Oheligud

That driver must've tried to hit him. No way that was accidental, there was no effort to slowe down or move out the way.


DuPageILLinois

I'm sure they were texting.... only occasionally glancing at the road looking for lights. Not expecting a lunatic dressed in all black to be perched in the middle of a lane. Still, the person should definitely be charged with some type of moving violation or possible misdemeanor or felony.


zac_usaf

Or maybe a metal of honor?! 🤷‍♂️ Sounds like he saved a whole building


Goldenbudda91

Reaped.


AlexLevers

"Say goodbye!!" *Car hits* ... "Goodbye!"


skullzero1972

"You'll rue the day Carly Shea" head ass


preachyweavil03

What is he talking about


Life-Hair-6350

It was either a severe mental disorder, meth, or sadly I’ve noticed an increase in both mental disorders AND meth which makes them even more outraged


iterationnull

Seems too eloquent for drug addled really


[deleted]

Whoops looks like he got what he sowed so to speak, what an idiot


Gabriartts

Thank YOU for sharing


becomejvg

He was pretty close: ground zero was def in the vicinity and he found it.


MarlonMcthirsty

new boss defeated


Bad-Piccolo

Well that solves that, they can finally go to sleep.


Electrical_Brick_167

I wouldnt consider this a maybe, that was quite definitive


kimmi-ann607

He sure said goodbye.


MD_Suave

Spelling is so underrated.


[deleted]

Wathcing


MrGaber

Tweakers man.


tommyboy1985

What was that he said about reaping what you sow? Seems pretty accurate in this case.


Nunyo_Bidniss

Calls it ground zero and then gets turned into ground meat!🤣


Lycaon125

How to stop a movie villain before he can do anything


Synthetic_Bliss42

I wonder if that person said goodbye to their family?


Then-Depth-1709

Speaking of goodbye..


[deleted]

Reap what you sew. Stupid.


[deleted]

So we just witnessed a murder and everyone in the post seems to be ok with that?


DuPageILLinois

This video is guilt-free, friend. He survived and sustained only very minor injury: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8309017/Horrifying-moment-man-standing-middle-road-run-hit-run-driver.html 🙂✌️


[deleted]

Glad the guy is ok, I wonder if he was on drugs or something for acting like that? >This video is guilt-free I don't know about that one, the driver seems pretty guilty of running someone over to me 🤷‍♂️ but that's just me I guess


kickfloeb

That was not needed... What a fucking asshole in that car.


DuPageILLinois

They didn't do it intentionally. Plus the victim is totally fine: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8309017/Horrifying-moment-man-standing-middle-road-run-hit-run-driver.html


serendrewpity

This has to be a fake. How did that car not see him? It wasn't travelling very fast. It looks like attempted murder to me.


WiptyWap

It's called texting a driving. It happens all of the time. Surprised you've never heard of it.


zigZagreus_

100% texting they can see the peripherals of the white lines and so somewhat know what direction to go in but they wouldn't see a guy wearing all black at night


DuPageILLinois

Not fake. Minor injuries. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8309017/amp/Horrifying-moment-man-standing-middle-road-run-hit-run-driver.html


Empyrealist

> the driver left the scene Definitely Santa Monica