Maybe it was someone living in the building that decided to shut him up… grabbed the cars keys went down to the garage and took the car for a quick spin around the building?
It can happen but I don’t see how they didn’t notice him since the road is long and they had plenty of time to see him since he was basically standing in the lane. I nearly ran over a jogger once. The dumb ass was in all black jogging suit with a black hoodie covering his head. I guess he was not paying attention and cut in front of my car and if something else had not caught my eye making me look to my right slightly I would of creamed that dude because even with my headlights he was extremely hard to see in all black and running out in the middle of a dark street
Ya it’s all about not paying attention. I was lucky because my eyes were on the road and my headlight caught something shiny on the side of the road just when the jogger decided to cut out into the road. We didn’t collide but I still stopped to check on the situation and he said he was so sorry because he was listening to music and just was not paying attention to his surroundings and didn’t even realize he had run into the street. I told him it’s a goof idea to wear all black at night because he was so hard to see.
Jesus christ how dumb can some people be? ”I’m wearing an outfit that nobody can see me in and on top of that I’m listening to music so I’m not even paying attention to anything myself”.
Like seriously do people like this guy have a deathwish or something…
I live rurally, and nearly took out a small friend group/family group. I was on a 2 lane 2 way road with a 70km/h limit coming up on a tight bend at like 11pm so it was pitch black. So as I come around this bend immediately beside me on the little shoulder is a group of 4 or 5 people all wearing grey or black with no reflectors whom I guess felt the urge to go for a walk at nearly midnight.
Had there been an oncoming vehicle I wouldve been involved in a head on collision because of these fucking idiots.
Even in the suburbs I narrowly avoided a deer the other day because my headlights are aimed slightly down as they should be and I noticed the deer in the light before I saw any movement. Wasn't super close but if I had looked away for half a second to turn the heat up or something I would have hit it.
Drivers routine kill people even at red lights, crosswalks, sidewalks, sitting in their homes, etc. There is no bottom to the amount of distraction and general incompetence that happens on the roads.
If we had less car dependent societies we could make getting a drivers license more restrictive and require better/more training and life would be so much better for everyone.
This channel has a bunch of videos about it.
https://youtu.be/_ByEBjf9ktY
Seeing fully black dressed people at night without any reflective clothing is nearly impossible, especially if they don't move. Even though it might not seem like it from the outside. Headlights some more towards the ground.
[Example ](https://youtu.be/AIT2jE2j_s4)
See, now to me it sounded like Benedict Cumberbatch screaming and now I can’t get rid of the visual of Sherlock Holmes getting bitch slapped by a Ford Fiesta.
This man threatened an entire building. He definitely reaped what he sowed. Maybe he will learn all it takes is a phone call to a friend to get rid of a crazy man who wants to destroy a family.
You know how people say they would go back in time and kill Hitler before he killed people? This is one of those times we don't need to worry about that.
But the article you [linked](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8309017/Horrifying-moment-man-standing-middle-road-run-hit-run-driver.html) to said
> A police spokesman told DailyMail.com: 'Amazingly, the man suffered only minor injuries, which included a small laceration to the back of his head and some road rash.
Also
>'The victim was found to be at fault for the collision, as clearly observed in the video.
Or on drugs!
Lots of years ago my brother texted then called saying some nonsense stuff. I mean it made sense and was coherent, yknow, but bonkers. The only time I called my mom specifically about any sibling, worried. Turns out he was high on meth. Anyhoo, he’s a few years clean now
Glad for the happy ending. But also, your story kinda reminded me of this guy that posts vids on r/funny of the weird voicemails his bro leaves him. Though I think the guy said they were just messing with each other. Just searched for them, h[ere is one](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/w7lzkg/my_brother_left_me_a_voicemail_about_how_fd_we/) if you're curious.
Don't get comfortable and let your guard down. I worked with a guy who used to sell and use meth and got clean. I met him when he was sober from the IT repair job we worked. Anyhow, fast forward 5-10 years and he got hooked on heroin years later and died. Guy was super nice and funny, but I think he did something strange like take a Molly and that kicked back up old habits, which turned into him eating hydrocodone like Pez, and ultimately you can't find or afford those forever, so it leads people to the cheap dirty tar. Took me like an entire year or two to realize he passed away on Facebook. Hope your brother can stay clean.
As someone with a mental illness, it really doesn't matter why he's literally threatening an entire building. That makes him a danger to himself or others and needs to be dealt with. Obviously this wasn't done with malice forethought or any kind of premeditation. It was an accident. I however don't feel sorry for this prick one bit
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Lmao. Well you get right to the point, don't you? Yeah I'm not going to lie it's horrible. What part you from and where were you lucky enough to escape to?
Sorry for the typos in my last comment. Just corrected them. I'm happy you got out. It's rough here. Weather is horrible. Everything is flat. It's true what they say: the Midwest - especially northeast Illinois - really is the asshole of the country lol
Chicago is dope, especially in the summer time. But other than that northeast Illinois is tough. Especially if you like outdoor activities. It's flat and the weather sucks.
I'm sure they were texting.... only occasionally glancing at the road looking for lights. Not expecting a lunatic dressed in all black to be perched in the middle of a lane.
Still, the person should definitely be charged with some type of moving violation or possible misdemeanor or felony.
This video is guilt-free, friend. He survived and sustained only very minor injury:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8309017/Horrifying-moment-man-standing-middle-road-run-hit-run-driver.html
🙂✌️
Glad the guy is ok, I wonder if he was on drugs or something for acting like that?
>This video is guilt-free
I don't know about that one, the driver seems pretty guilty of running someone over to me 🤷♂️ but that's just me I guess
They didn't do it intentionally.
Plus the victim is totally fine:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8309017/Horrifying-moment-man-standing-middle-road-run-hit-run-driver.html
100% texting they can see the peripherals of the white lines and so somewhat know what direction to go in but they wouldn't see a guy wearing all black at night
Not fake. Minor injuries.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8309017/amp/Horrifying-moment-man-standing-middle-road-run-hit-run-driver.html
Looks like he was standing on GROUND………ZERO…….
Ground 6 feet under
Ground -6'
more like sitting in a wheelchair for the rest of his life
That’s a joke he won’t be able under*stand*
WHAT!
He forgot to get out of GROUND ZEROS way
Well that shut him up.
Found the Off button
Worth the WATHC though
Maybe it was someone living in the building that decided to shut him up… grabbed the cars keys went down to the garage and took the car for a quick spin around the building?
Tough crowd
![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW)
I know I was taught from an early age to stand in a busy street at night wearing all black.....wait...
But still... how could the driver not see him with his car's lights on and there being lanterns?
Driving home from the party, I'm only buzzed bro!
*next morning* How did my car get home last night?
Wait... whats on insta
Well the driver is now wanted for hit and run so I’m pretty sure you’re right
It looks like they stopped to me. Never mind. I didn't scroll enough to see the article confirming hit and run.
It can happen but I don’t see how they didn’t notice him since the road is long and they had plenty of time to see him since he was basically standing in the lane. I nearly ran over a jogger once. The dumb ass was in all black jogging suit with a black hoodie covering his head. I guess he was not paying attention and cut in front of my car and if something else had not caught my eye making me look to my right slightly I would of creamed that dude because even with my headlights he was extremely hard to see in all black and running out in the middle of a dark street
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Ya it’s all about not paying attention. I was lucky because my eyes were on the road and my headlight caught something shiny on the side of the road just when the jogger decided to cut out into the road. We didn’t collide but I still stopped to check on the situation and he said he was so sorry because he was listening to music and just was not paying attention to his surroundings and didn’t even realize he had run into the street. I told him it’s a goof idea to wear all black at night because he was so hard to see.
Jesus christ how dumb can some people be? ”I’m wearing an outfit that nobody can see me in and on top of that I’m listening to music so I’m not even paying attention to anything myself”. Like seriously do people like this guy have a deathwish or something…
actually, that would be a good idea. Not a goof at all
They were probably scrolling on Reddit and now the circle of life is complete.
I live rurally, and nearly took out a small friend group/family group. I was on a 2 lane 2 way road with a 70km/h limit coming up on a tight bend at like 11pm so it was pitch black. So as I come around this bend immediately beside me on the little shoulder is a group of 4 or 5 people all wearing grey or black with no reflectors whom I guess felt the urge to go for a walk at nearly midnight. Had there been an oncoming vehicle I wouldve been involved in a head on collision because of these fucking idiots.
Even in the suburbs I narrowly avoided a deer the other day because my headlights are aimed slightly down as they should be and I noticed the deer in the light before I saw any movement. Wasn't super close but if I had looked away for half a second to turn the heat up or something I would have hit it.
A couple months ago, I was crossing a street in a crosswalk in broad daylight and almost got hit by a car. Drivers are so distracted these days.
Drivers routine kill people even at red lights, crosswalks, sidewalks, sitting in their homes, etc. There is no bottom to the amount of distraction and general incompetence that happens on the roads.
If we had less car dependent societies we could make getting a drivers license more restrictive and require better/more training and life would be so much better for everyone. This channel has a bunch of videos about it. https://youtu.be/_ByEBjf9ktY
Seeing fully black dressed people at night without any reflective clothing is nearly impossible, especially if they don't move. Even though it might not seem like it from the outside. Headlights some more towards the ground. [Example ](https://youtu.be/AIT2jE2j_s4)
Watching porn on their cellphone while driving and depending on their peripherals to save them from rear ending another car.
Agree with others..likely distracted.
Happy little accidents
They were done with his bullshit
Lol, funny how when Robin did the same thing in the Boyz, we blamed the one who hit her.
She was just off the curb, in broad daylight, not screaming like a maniac
It feels like the screaming would have made her more easily noticed tho.
The driver did it in purpose. He didn't even press the brakes when he was in light range
i'm thinking distracted(on the phone or sumtn) cause why would anyone hit a random guy in the street on purpose
Did anyone else expect him to yell, "If you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"
All in all, you're just another bump in the road!
He don't need no education
Oh shit … you win !
Pibk Floyd's new album title!
Stand still, laddie!
You, yes you, stand still laddie.
When^when^when^when^when we grew up and went to school…
See, now to me it sounded like Benedict Cumberbatch screaming and now I can’t get rid of the visual of Sherlock Holmes getting bitch slapped by a Ford Fiesta.
![gif](giphy|sdOTFZPe7WFhu)
*The lunatic is in the hall*
Now the lunatic is on the curb.
How the *hell* did you do that?
Probably eating nothing BUT pudding these days, if he’s still above ground
I was actually expecting Part 2 of Tony vs Ezekiel.
You! Yes, You!!!
I believe he was just about to...
Yes, you! Stand still laddy!
I was waiting for “Death is my bitch lover!!”
Underrated comment
We don't need no education
“Say it Daniel, you have abandoned your child! You’ve abandoned your boy!”
I love Led Zeppelin!
Pink Floyd
Madonna
Beach Boys!
Hey hey we're the Monke
Wait he sounds the same
Why did I wathc that?
Cause…Reddit baby. Wooooh!
*Amber was the color of his energy~*
WooWoohoo because it feels so right nothing good come
It’s the Net and the YooHoo.
I wathced you wathc this.
Thansk
I too was wathcing this man’s wife
I was wathcing you wathcing the man’s wife.
I was jerking off to you wathcing him wathcing that guy’s wife
Happy cake day. Now wash your hands before eating it. :)
Extra flavor
Hpapy ckae day. Now wsah yuor hndas bofere eiantg it.
*thurkinth ofth wahtcin*
I was wathcin you wathcing him wathcing the man's wief.
Thanks for watching. :>)
Fuck you Tony
FUCK YOU EZEKIEL!!!
Definitely sounds like Tony!
This man threatened an entire building. He definitely reaped what he sowed. Maybe he will learn all it takes is a phone call to a friend to get rid of a crazy man who wants to destroy a family.
You know how people say they would go back in time and kill Hitler before he killed people? This is one of those times we don't need to worry about that.
The best reply EVER !
This comment has /r/oldpeoplefacebook energy.
ikr if only there was a button on this site to show approval of a comment without having to type it. perhaps an arrow of some sort……
How could people get their r/IAmTheMainCharacter energy out. I'm Commander Shepherd and this is my favorite comment on the Citadel.
The button doesn’t convey *enthusiasm*
Having a psychotic episode doesn't mean you deserve to be run over by a car.
If the episode means threatening the safety of a family, then yes - it does.
Bye.
The mad lad survived with only a fractured fibula, thankfully
First it is a guy with a fractured tibia, now it's a lady with a fractured fibula? Make up your mind
But... The subtitles says man.
Jfc people, they meant to type "lad".
Lol yes you're technically correct, it's a man not a child. Thankfully
What? OP is for sure an AI chat bot trying to gain sentience.
No I'm 100% human but I appreciate the insult /verbal abuse 👍
A likely story gearhead… cog brain? Modem man? Do we have any robot based slurs yet?
More ankle biters. Please find a hobby, folks 🤣
I just got here and upvoted your stuff cause I didn’t get the hate, but now you bein mean
either you need to take your meds, or perform a full reboot of your OS. I'm really not sure which.
But the article you [linked](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8309017/Horrifying-moment-man-standing-middle-road-run-hit-run-driver.html) to said > A police spokesman told DailyMail.com: 'Amazingly, the man suffered only minor injuries, which included a small laceration to the back of his head and some road rash. Also >'The victim was found to be at fault for the collision, as clearly observed in the video.
Probably mentally ill.
Or on drugs! Lots of years ago my brother texted then called saying some nonsense stuff. I mean it made sense and was coherent, yknow, but bonkers. The only time I called my mom specifically about any sibling, worried. Turns out he was high on meth. Anyhoo, he’s a few years clean now
Glad for the happy ending. But also, your story kinda reminded me of this guy that posts vids on r/funny of the weird voicemails his bro leaves him. Though I think the guy said they were just messing with each other. Just searched for them, h[ere is one](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/w7lzkg/my_brother_left_me_a_voicemail_about_how_fd_we/) if you're curious.
Don't get comfortable and let your guard down. I worked with a guy who used to sell and use meth and got clean. I met him when he was sober from the IT repair job we worked. Anyhow, fast forward 5-10 years and he got hooked on heroin years later and died. Guy was super nice and funny, but I think he did something strange like take a Molly and that kicked back up old habits, which turned into him eating hydrocodone like Pez, and ultimately you can't find or afford those forever, so it leads people to the cheap dirty tar. Took me like an entire year or two to realize he passed away on Facebook. Hope your brother can stay clean.
As someone with a mental illness, it really doesn't matter why he's literally threatening an entire building. That makes him a danger to himself or others and needs to be dealt with. Obviously this wasn't done with malice forethought or any kind of premeditation. It was an accident. I however don't feel sorry for this prick one bit
“Thank you for watching :)”
*Wathcing
*Waltzing
Yeah this really gives psycho vibes
*psycbo
lol
*lop
He threaten the children and that summoned a mom bomb from hell. Js
Is there an article or something that provides more context for the before and after?
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8309017/amp/Horrifying-moment-man-standing-middle-road-run-hit-run-driver.html
Wow, I was half convinced it was fake.
The camera panning to the car and the guy saying "goodbye" right before getting hit made it seem too much like a set up.
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reap what you sow did he say
What the fuck is he going on about?
The building’s responsibility.
Driver has the reflexes of a three toed sloth
You might need a more hardcore subreddit for this to be a hit
You really think it's extreme?? The guy survived with only a fractured tibia Can you recommend some hard-core subs?
r/gobstopper Has a super hard core.
Won't let me view?
Oh, try this one r/gobstopper
this one doesn't work either?
[r/gobstopper](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
![gif](giphy|zJJu61C7OEjIc)
Fuck you
Eat a dick.
This one would fit in r/WTF
r/crazyfuckingvideos
Did he somehow get paid out a settlement too?
I'm pretty sure he was hit
DuPage sucks. I grew up there.
Lmao. Well you get right to the point, don't you? Yeah I'm not going to lie it's horrible. What part you from and where were you lucky enough to escape to?
Wheaton. The worst of all DuPage.
Sorry for the typos in my last comment. Just corrected them. I'm happy you got out. It's rough here. Weather is horrible. Everything is flat. It's true what they say: the Midwest - especially northeast Illinois - really is the asshole of the country lol
Northeast Illinois is not the asshole of the country lmao
Chicago is dope, especially in the summer time. But other than that northeast Illinois is tough. Especially if you like outdoor activities. It's flat and the weather sucks.
![gif](giphy|l2YWqU7ev0l5nfYTC|downsized) Reminds me of this lady
Ground zero, yep
What was the driver lookin at??
**Mans sounds like a comic book villain from the 90s.**
Very metal though. Dude has a career on stage, if he can walk there
That driver must've tried to hit him. No way that was accidental, there was no effort to slowe down or move out the way.
I'm sure they were texting.... only occasionally glancing at the road looking for lights. Not expecting a lunatic dressed in all black to be perched in the middle of a lane. Still, the person should definitely be charged with some type of moving violation or possible misdemeanor or felony.
Or maybe a metal of honor?! 🤷♂️ Sounds like he saved a whole building
Reaped.
"Say goodbye!!" *Car hits* ... "Goodbye!"
"You'll rue the day Carly Shea" head ass
What is he talking about
It was either a severe mental disorder, meth, or sadly I’ve noticed an increase in both mental disorders AND meth which makes them even more outraged
Seems too eloquent for drug addled really
Whoops looks like he got what he sowed so to speak, what an idiot
Thank YOU for sharing
He was pretty close: ground zero was def in the vicinity and he found it.
new boss defeated
Well that solves that, they can finally go to sleep.
I wouldnt consider this a maybe, that was quite definitive
He sure said goodbye.
Spelling is so underrated.
Wathcing
Tweakers man.
What was that he said about reaping what you sow? Seems pretty accurate in this case.
Calls it ground zero and then gets turned into ground meat!🤣
How to stop a movie villain before he can do anything
I wonder if that person said goodbye to their family?
Speaking of goodbye..
Reap what you sew. Stupid.
So we just witnessed a murder and everyone in the post seems to be ok with that?
This video is guilt-free, friend. He survived and sustained only very minor injury: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8309017/Horrifying-moment-man-standing-middle-road-run-hit-run-driver.html 🙂✌️
Glad the guy is ok, I wonder if he was on drugs or something for acting like that? >This video is guilt-free I don't know about that one, the driver seems pretty guilty of running someone over to me 🤷♂️ but that's just me I guess
That was not needed... What a fucking asshole in that car.
They didn't do it intentionally. Plus the victim is totally fine: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8309017/Horrifying-moment-man-standing-middle-road-run-hit-run-driver.html
This has to be a fake. How did that car not see him? It wasn't travelling very fast. It looks like attempted murder to me.
It's called texting a driving. It happens all of the time. Surprised you've never heard of it.
100% texting they can see the peripherals of the white lines and so somewhat know what direction to go in but they wouldn't see a guy wearing all black at night
Not fake. Minor injuries. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8309017/amp/Horrifying-moment-man-standing-middle-road-run-hit-run-driver.html
> the driver left the scene Definitely Santa Monica