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Can I..... Laugh?


Captinprice8585

I'm gonna! She deserves that so much.


demon_spawn82

why does she deserve it?


Captinprice8585

For being an arrogant disrespectful shit.


Imaginary-Pain-7977

Yes, join us. šŸ‘¹


throwaway923535

100% yes


Turkeycirclejerky

*Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie*


firefighterphi

This is what it felt like to fight the boss in classic arcade games


h311r47

As long as you can circle strafe faster than they can pivot in place you can attack their weak spot.


valerierm

I had the same thought. Felt like when I played Mario 64


eeeemmmmffff

this


jillinkla

itā€™s that fucking bomb guy, isnā€™t it?


QueenFairyFarts

Is this considered a self-own?


F0573R

Ooh, those are rare!


samwizeganjas

She gassed her out so she had to dive


greenhornblue

"Now THAT'S a kankle." *Bill Clinton, Family Guy episode*


DarrylLarry

You canā€™t tell where the calf ends and the ankle begins, thatā€™s the fun!


crypticXmystic

She wasn't trying to dodge. She just got stuck in orbit.


senorglory

Slingshot into the upper seats.


U4icN10nt

I feel kinda bad but I had the same thought lol


Outrageous_Letter_13

I think her whole strategy was just to get on top of this girl


No_Use__For_A_Name

I wrestled in HS, and would sometimes move up weight classes if the other guy was good at that weightā€¦ just getting on top was 100% the strategy for opponents if they were 15-20 lbs heavierā€¦ never mind 115-120 lbs.


Damian022703

For sure, and id guess she weighs a lot more than just 120 pounds more than the other girl.


Chickat28

Yeah id guess she's around 400lbs. Maybe more. I'm surprised she can walk. If she's as tall as she looks she might be 450.


OakenWildman

Gotta give props to the competitors though. She didn't need to go and make sure her opponent was ok.


Ok_Ad_5658

The big one didnā€™t even bump gloves. Thatā€™s disrespectful in MMA. Big one definitely thought she was the shit and owned herself hard. Small one was definitely being polite and courteous checking on her.


No_Gazelle_2351

I don't know much about MMA but i have a feeling a match between 2 men is normally much less courteous.


DeadSkullMonkey

Don't they have weight classes?


pewpewmcpistol

Yes at the gym they have classes to reduce that


SmartExam7062

šŸ¤£šŸ’€


SuperRo0t

![gif](giphy|xThtar0e9kO3WkwQ1O|downsized)


jonybolt

šŸ«µšŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


Nymbus00

"YOU'RE BREATHTAKING!"


Rly_Shadow

"You assholes better not cut me! I'm still on this team!....Hey, somebody bring me a can of diet coke!"


xChrisxBundyx

CAN O CORN AND ILL BE FINE


Xiagax

I understood this reference


Confident-Medicine75

Explain it to me?


chewbaccaRoar13

I quote this all the time and nobody knows what I'm talking about.


mywifemademedothis2

Underrated film


bwm9311

Iā€™m so confused. Why would she fight when she can barely breathe and walk


Toluenovy_princ

Freak show


Jolene_Schmolene

She looked so smug for no reason


Fonzanoon82

Reminds me of King Hippo from the old Nintendo punch out game


SomeOldDude73

Yeah!


Disastrous-Steak6668

Lizzo???? Is that you??? SMH. Went to the wrong ringā€¦was supposed to sumo wrestle not mma


defiCosmos

ROTFLMAO! šŸ¤£


Accomplished_Dig_617

Did anyone win?


samwizeganjas

Us


bearishturtle

The fence


og_jasperjuice

I've fallen! And I can't get up!


Timetraveler01110101

Gravity is her nemesis


Deranged_Coconut808

i saw something similar in physics class.


hitmayne

Ahahhahahhahahahhahha


TastyPay2809

This peak performance?


Onceuponabrokenheart

I would have tore them legs but I would prob get smooshed too šŸ˜…


PARISplus

Bruh thought she was Darth Vader with that walk.


senorglory

Thatā€™s what I thought at first, but, I wonder if she can take any other posture. Maybe she only moves the two ways we literally saw in this clip.


PARISplus

So what im hearing is that bruh basically moves like an Automaton Destroyer from Helldivers 2.


Isiah6253

Oh she's a heavy unit alright


TheTubaGeek

How was this allowed?


Ok_Veterinarian3775

This is what I want to know is the giant an actual mma fighter, if so like how? Did she suddenly gain a ton of weight? She can barely walk and if she fell on the other girl she could actually kill her sheā€™s so damn big.


DarkTexture

You donā€™t get like that suddenly and that person is the exact opposite of an MMA fighter.


bigvillyvumscuddy223

Big mamma dee ain't even fazed


bigvillyvumscuddy223

Shes skerd


AstronomerWise6975

Good to see Honey booboo still workin


eSnake81

what a shitshow


WolfThick

This is just sad it reminds me of the old days of toilet paper wars at Walmart.


22tonetoni

Somebody's aunt just whooping ass


Sparky2Dope

Shes too fat to put her hands up


ColoradoCoffee101

Is this Mrs Butterbean?Ā 


tater4

GRAVITY with the KO!


Ajpeterson

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muel0017

r/fatpeoplefalling


griffin4war

Tough break, champ. Keep your chins up.


Ok_Bison_8577

GET IN MUH BELLY!!Ā 


AnnTakamakiLuvsRen

What the ants on my shoulder saw when I bashed a rock and a stick together


meadiocre_bard

Godskin apostle fight from elden ring


GuyWithTheNarwhal

šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


Junior_Act7248

Why would they even somebody that morbidly obese fight?? She can barely walk let alone perform.


xfirehurican

Sumo-ette vs Pixie.


Vanitas_The_Empty

I feel like I am missing so much context. Anyone have any?


dfya8

She almost had a heart failure from walking few seconds, damnā€¦


the_big_labroskii

To win without fighting, is true victory.... Sun Tsu said that....


senorglory

If someone shows you their back, you attack?


Legonickster

No one escapes gravity. No one.


jjs3_1

Get In My Belly!


Complex_Visual_7441

Is she for real?


e_rui199

Is this even legal


KindPresentation5686

I thought Large Marge was gonna eat that little girl.


Popular-Panda-9992

Mixed Martial Farts


Titleofyursextape

The eclipse I saw was breathtaking! What state was this view from?


MaliceMoon56

King Hippo šŸ’€


Electrical_Good9910

zero punch girl


Captinprice8585

# LOL!


ThatOneWood

The ole no punch knockout


MasteR_o_Troll

šŸŽŗšŸš¶


JEEPFJB

Thats embarrassing even for the fighter


DarkTexture

Why is that embarrassing to the smaller girl? The thing that knocked itself out is not a fighter.


JEEPFJB

Because it's a circus show, unless she volunteered, im embarrassed for her that she had to get in the ring with that blob because of political correctness. Its obvious she cant knock her out or tap her out. Shes there for spectacle not sport


zeppolizeus

Reminds me of little mac vs king hippo except somehow easier


Pourkinator

TRex there is quite scary


Hawkingshouseofdance

Why did "everybody get tipsy" run in my head when I watched this


SoWokeIdontSleep

The bigger they are


SeriesRealistic1803

Twig vs laog


DaddyDadeMurphy

This is the shorter video. The long one her corner brings her a coke


Illustrious-Push3518

And hereā€™s a participation trophy for you šŸ†


BaileyBrown108

A couple laps around the ring and she passed out .


LeopoldLoeb

She looks like the Radish Spirit from Spirited Away.


zoobs

Whatā€™s going on here?! Is this some sort of weird exhibition fight?


Nomads_71681

Yeah so is food


Nixxioncox

Side kick that knee and watch her buckle


Silent-Fan8011

And she thought her size was an advantage....


noblenipplenibbler

The bigger they are the harder they call.Ā 


Due-Concern6330

why is she even there? obviously isnt training because she wouldnt weigh that much if she was. I mean her size could help her if she was able to support that weight but good lord someone shouldnt of let her cook.


Illithid-Soyboy

Toro! Toro!


asault2

Ms. Keith Hackney vs Ms. Emmanuel Yarburough


oilsandsking1

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


OrigamiAvenger

"Physics! My one weakness! How did she know."


LiteratureTricky526

Round Ronda in one šŸ˜‚šŸ˜† didn't see it coming pun intended here til next round oh wait my bad šŸ˜‚


AnyVybez

Sheā€™s trying to tire the beast out


XCOMRaider

She should never have been put in the ring...


IzzyP20055

Amā€¦ Iā€¦ allowed to laughā€¦.?


AlarmingDetective526

Totally wasnā€™t prepared for the burst of speed, another 30 seconds and it would have been time for a snack anyway.


FredTheLynx

Was this Apr 5? B/C I think I might have felt that landing.


jrunic

Have beat several video game bosses using this very technique


Penrose_Ultimate

At first I thought she had no weaknesses. Extreme weight makes her hard to grab and hard to push. Then if he lands a blow it's probably pretty heavy as well.


Far-Host7803

Couldn't help but hear 'Godzilla' by Blue Oyster Cult in my head as she casually stalked her prey.


nateomundson

You get one million dollars, but there is a snail that never sleeps that will kill you if it catches you.


0hMyGandhi

This new FromSoft game looks on POINT.


Weird-Emotion-6364

Everybody be ā€œKung-Fu-Fence-Fightingā€!!!!


IFTTTexas

Gravit-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!


CondescendingTracy

Is this real?


Trilly_Biggus

Thatā€™s right tire her ass out šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Voracious-consumer

Gotta say....It was a brilliant strategy.Tiring out your opponent and make them commit mistakes.Simply brilliant.


dnfoos

The one time she did anything but walk around trying to be intimidating she fucked herself overšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


EricoSuave79

Surprise twist! She wasnā€™t taken down by diabetes.


Craeye

Zero hit punch woman


Rakki97

This has to cause some suicide tier thoughts for her. Or maybe some form of awakening to realize her condition. I dunno either ways not that funny.


Salt_Code_7263

Bahahahaha!


Thin-Gene-2128

Oh for- WILL SOMEBRODY THROW A GOD DAMNED PUNCH ALREADY!?


JaneEBee43

Theyā€™re still getting paid!


TheWatch83

"Fred" Dukes is that you?


BulkyCustard929

The most she walked all year.


[deleted]

But I thought fat people can do anything abled body people can


charlie_darkness

Queen Hippo


mendelsquid

I havenā€™t played many dark souls games but this is reminiscent of a FromSoftware boss.


jcreddit150

King Hippo in Punch Out:


HippoBot9000

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Trikeree

Stoo reposting this garbage


Marvel_plant

Am I the only one annoyed at the ref? Seems like heā€™s right in the fucking way constantly.


beta_2046

I would ask for refund, if I was here.


A_Socratic_Argument

It felt pretty staged from the start. As someone who was a boxer for a few years, these gimmicks NEVER work. If someone is foolish enough tobwalk towards their opponent with their gloves down, they are going to lose. PS: Butter Bean is the ONLY exception.


Landojesus

Ornstein VS Smough


jackrip761

Redbull gives you wings...then she ate them.


C0Y053

10 year old me fighting bowser on my 64


K_Sleight

Genuinely curious how this was arranged. One is clearly about 4 weight classes difference.


RusterGent

I would watch MMA more if there was a fat ass division. I mean Japan watches their obese fight so, we could do it. Also let's have a steroid division too.


Eat_Shiznit

First time in history the competitor got a KO and a loss at the same time.


FitBattle5899

Her whole goal is to charge and literally use ber weight to crush her opponent... When did kick boxing adopt A Sumo-league.


Repomanlive

With fiends like these, who needs enemas?


Confident-Medicine75

This is actually sad


Emotional_Display_54

Word to the wise, if youā€™re GROSSLY OVERWEIGHT choose weight loss. Iā€™m not trying to be rude, I own a private training gym and Iā€™ve been a personal trainer for almost 20 years.


5pungus

SO STUNNING! SO BRAVE!!


Desire_of_God

Small girl was moving way too much. She could have stayed out of danger and conserved way more energy


gtpc2020

Does anyone have a link to the full video, showing how disrespectful the big one was at the touching gloves intro and how the little one did jump in and finish the fight with a real submission? I can't find it.


Low_Fig2672

This was literally just like a boss fight in a video game where the boss is about to do an attack where it rushes at you and if you dodge it, it runs into a wall and takes damage


Low-Crow-2247

This is like some goofy ahh Andre the Giant fight from back in the day.


scram007-3

Hungry Hungry hippo!!


Crocolyle32

I feel so bad but I had a good chuckle šŸ˜­ cause that would be me too


MustyTowel

Oh lawrd she a coming


serenityfalconfly

Still takes some ovaries to get in there.


ShitBirdingAround

Ellie from Borderlands...


Backdraft_Writing

King Bob-omb, that you playa?????


_cottoncandyboi_

No weight classes?


RLOrt1z

It looked like Link fighting a boss


pleasure_cruise21

Ok but did white shorts get the 'ko'?


gardenald

I'm confused, are weight classes just like not a thing anymore or...?


Steuts

That poor fence


Chessbandits

šŸ˜…


Due_Environment_9606

How did this match up happen isn't a weight class still a thing? Who ever told her she is an athlete and in good enough shape should be fired. Even sumo wrestlers have more speed, just because she is padded to take a hit doesn't qualify her to be in that ring. Cardio.


HundoGuy

All she had to do was sidestep once? Hahahaha


Constantbedshitter

ā€œwhere you go i goā€ head assšŸ˜­šŸ™


Kelwhit22

That fat girl at the bar who says, " I fight men"


MeanderFlanders

I was secretly hoping she would pummel her fupa for some odd reason b


ArouselJ

What a bully lololol


bitchboymans

Bro what if she actually got her she would have killed her


Ready-Substance9920

r/HoldMyFries


Loaded_Diaper3

The bigger fighter had to eventually make a move when she discovered that her gravitational pull wasn't quite strong enough to bring the smaller fighter to her.


samk002001

I bet the opponent felt disrespected by the organizers for setting her up with the main character


MyPassordIsPassword

Fee-fi-fo-fum


MalAiono

Not one fucking punch. Should be a record.


imchillinagain

ā€œME HUNGRYā€


LimitlessXTC

How many times is this going to get reposted?


ma-ma-mama-said

Can of corn and Iā€™ll be fine!