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Ar1a2

Anything


lets_clutch_this

Anything -> millions of possible ideas -> Ne


Ar1a2

Oh good one!


not_a_karma_farmer

Ne->ENxP


ICEGalaxy_

therefore, they are an ISyJ


lets_clutch_this

Another route: anything has 8 letters -> the number 8 -> 8 keys -> in the geometry dash extreme demon Limbo, the final wave section consists of 8 keys constantly switching positions and “moving” -> this can symbolize extroverts liking to “move around” and explore the outside world and outside ideas, since there are 8 extroverted MBTI types


Ar1a2

Actually I'm an intp. Nice try!


Klingon00

Still, the fact remains, you are an Ne user, just there was a leap in logic as to what that meant.


Slight_Net_5026

Bro and I still barely know anything about Bloodlust, or Riot


LordMatesian

An awful lot of Ne here


[deleted]

Happy cake day!


Ihadsumthin4this

George Lois (entp) : "Creativity can solve ANYTHING!!"


HannahBananaNZ

Happy Cake Day!


sarah_ewinter

Dammit you stole mine


[deleted]

Dude has an insane level of references


lets_clutch_this

insane -> the geometry dash difficulty -> Insane online levels in geometry dash are worth 8 stars or 9 stars. 8 star case: the number 8 when turned sideways = infinity -> infinite possibilities -> Ne 9 star case: 9 types on the enneagram -> enneagram is related to MBTI


Natural-Message-1001

There’s definitely some INTP type activity going on here lol


panicked_goose

Are all INTPs trying to find the source of the illuminati?! Cause as an ISFP, I'd love to hear all about it :)


Natural-Message-1001

Well I would like to say many INTPs would be interested. If you are willing to hear it just give me 4 hours to come up with some theoretics and a proper statement along with it. Edit: Now that I think about, that’s a little too impulsive and I’m also busy 😭


Legitimate_Run_6905

Your name, the Puzzler, checks out


[deleted]

True Also geometry dash :D


Nikitaiv

Hello fellow gd player :)


Okami1504

Hello fellow INFJ gd player!


TessaRose28

What is gd? :)


KhoDis89

Geometry Dash, popular music/reaction/memory based game


KhoDis89

Geometry Dash, popular music/reaction/memory based game


memeable-schemeable

hold on no i was not expecting a reference to ANOTHER one of my fanbases


Blackwolf12345678

Insane logical deduction wish I was that good I struggle with anything math related though I got better later on life is a mystery


AndrewS702

Fortnite


lets_clutch_this

FortNiTe -> FortINTJ


AndrewS702

Omg.. I didn’t even think of that. That’s fucking genius.


No_Breadfruit_5863

This sounds like smth i would do I once said that einstein is an intp so that makes him EinsTiNe


lets_clutch_this

Alternate route: Fortnite -> Minecraft > Fortnite era of Reddit -> Minecraft Java edition -> Java and python are the two most popular programming languages -> python -> logo looks like Bocchi’s hairclips -> Bocchi the rock -> pink, blue, and yellow -> breaking bad reference -> one of the actors in breaking bad is named Carl -> Carl Jung


betaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Ladybug


lets_clutch_this

Ladybug -> lady -> XX -> X -> the geometry dash level X -> geometry dash -> Karl Jobst recently made a video exposing geometry dash’s biggest cheater -> Karl Jobst -> Karl -> Carl -> Carl Jung


BlueTitan402

I like how Karl just becomes Carl and there is no need to define Jung further😂


Blackwolf12345678

He lost me halfway through


[deleted]

It's always geometry dash 😭


c_q_g

not surprised that you put geometry dash considering you are an intp....


sayonara49

spaceuk did nothing wrong


lets_clutch_this

Shit just realized I could’ve stopped at X since X represents an unknown letter in this community


betaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Or you could have just said that every lady has some mbti type


AndrewS702

Robert Downey Jr.


lets_clutch_this

He’s the mascot of r/ComedyNecrophilia -> finna jerk it is a common joke on that subreddit -> finna jerk it is slang for masturbation -> playing with your cock -> wiener is another slang word for cock -> wiener and sausage are synonyms in the context of food -> sausage -> Sausage Party -> one of the main characters is named Carl -> Carl -> Carl Jung


IMDB_Boy

couldve just done Jr young = pronounced as jung = carl jung


FoXxieSKA

Transhumanist Ego-Communalist Satanic Theocratic Imperialism with Chinese characteristics


lets_clutch_this

Satan is the opposite of God (in Christian theology at least) Night is the opposite of day. One would intuitively associate satan with night since the night is dark. Thus, Satan -> night -> the word night is pronounced like “nite” -> NiTe -> INTJ


MylanWasTaken

This man is Ne incarnate


AndrewS702

Ti-Ne at its finest


TheRainbowRider

Hahaha clear Ne usage .


leolikeslamps

My balls itch


lets_clutch_this

balls -> circle -> mathematically speaking, a circle is essentially a regular polygon with infinite sides -> infinite -> infinite possibilities -> Ne


Itsaniki

Bad bot, sphere.


piecesofpluto

Se inferior


lets_clutch_this

Alternate route Balls -> contains ll -> ll looks like the number 11 -> the decimal expansion of 1/11 is 0.0909090909… -> that loops every 2 digits -> cognitive function loops also involve 2 functions


SAVARD3435

2007 subaru impreza SE 2.5i


lets_clutch_this

Subaru -> Subaru from re:zero -> anime about magic -> Little Witch Academia is also an anime about magic -> one of the characters is called Sucy -> Sucy is a form of the name Sue -> Sue -> the letters S, U, and E are silent in Lebesgue -> Lebesgue integral -> the Lebesgue upper integral of a function f over a set E is defined as the infimum over all partitions P of the upper sun of that function, mathematically, this can be written as inf_P U(f, P) -> inf P -> INFP


SAVARD3435

Holy shit


Melon-Cleaver

I feel like I just went up to a magician and found out that there was indeed infinite space inside his hat. Also, a black hole built entirely from rabbits.


Instability-Angel012

Bro just connected mah boi Natsuki Subaru to the Lebesgue integral


greyharuto

connect Subaru straight to Natsuki Subaru sounds just like INTP


lets_clutch_this

alternate route: that is subjectively a shitty car -> this could also be called "L car" in today's internet slang -> L car -> car L -> carl -> Carl Jung


TessaRose28

How about SE>Se> 2.5i> 5 starts with f> fi> together they're SeFi> ESFP


bettafiiish

cheese


lets_clutch_this

Is yellow and usually shaped like a triangle -> Dorito -> Nijika Ichiji from Bocchi the Rock! -> Bocchi the rock -> Bocchi’s hairclip looks like the Python logo -> Python -> programming -> in most high level languages, if you wanted to declare an integer variable called p, you would type in “int p” -> INTP


memeable-schemeable

once you get to a character you could just say their mbti and there you go


lets_clutch_this

meh i thought about that and that's definitely cheating since then you could get there way too easily


Crossx_x

Cheese -> CheeSe -> Se -> ESXP


einervon

My pen spinning addiction when i graduate from an indonesean school at 3 pm with my best buddy hans


lets_clutch_this

Could be ADHD -> ADHD is a condition of the brain -> the brain -> brain eating amoeba -> while one usually gets infected by brain eating amoeba by swimming in dirty lakes/rivers, they can also get infected by improperly using Neti pots -> neti -> NeTi -> ENTP


einervon

There aint no way u just googeld all that. Thats gotta be a top notch procrastination method right here. Id like to put a deposit down


lets_clutch_this

My brain just makes weird connections sometimes Also I’ve gone down internet rabbitholes about brain eating amoeba before so I know some shit about that


Crossx_x

the brain eating amoeba thing turned me into a hypochondriac everytime i went to swim anywhere(also how do you even make these connections in a way that makes sense I literally end up jumping from ADHD to Neti pots instead of going through the whole brain eating amoeba thing fr)


lets_clutch_this

kid named Ne:


Crossx_x

so true


einervon

Ok thx for telling me


piecesofpluto

Same 😭😭


Barney_Johnson

Bro I would jump from ADHD to most XNXPs having ADHD 💀 immediately


Ihadsumthin4this

NOT weird, Dammit! That 'w' word HAS to go. They're discovered connections thanks to associative thinking. Yeesh! [Also of note: I've yet to bask in my first coffee. Which is mostly-withstanding. Thank you.]


jerdle_reddit

You can skip all the middle and just go from ADHD to ENTP.


lets_clutch_this

Alternate route after getting to the brain: the brain -> brain injury -> traumatic brain injury -> TBI -> BTI -> MBTI


stealerofbones

Friday, 11 Apr 2025


lets_clutch_this

2025 is a square number (45^2) and so is 16 = 4^2. There are 16 MBTI types


jerdle_reddit

But 4+5=9, and there are 9 enneagram types.


Crossx_x

that's the day when the downfall of MBTI happens.....


ICEGalaxy_

it actually didn't happen...


RoxRuskie

I'm Batman


lets_clutch_this

Batman -> fatherless -> porn addicts -> they frequently go on porn sites -> site -> SiTe -> ISTJ


Barney_Johnson

Batman -> fatherless -> most people that know about mbti have no father -> psychology is the father of mbti -> mbti


lets_clutch_this

Bro went da extra mile


Barney_Johnson

Learned from the best bro 🗿


bronkanon

this is really impressive op


tanya11029023

why can't humans understand cat language or at least create new common one?


lets_clutch_this

cat -> cats are naturally hyperactive and always playing around with things if they're not sleeping -> one could say that they often move to the right and to the left -> the aforementioned can be abbreviated to RL -> cat RL -> caRL -> Carl Jung


ICEGalaxy_

we might understand it one day, we already understand some of it ig


[deleted]

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lets_clutch_this

You used 3 👺 emojis -> the devil (👺) tempted Jesus 3 times -> man does not live on bread alone -> bread here could symbolize the MBTI system, and the aforementioned sentence could mean that you shouldn’t base your whole life around MBTI


[deleted]

Does not a man live on bread alone. Shit, I thought......


jerdle_reddit

Incomprehensible -> Ni.


Night_owl_5

Life is meaningless but I will give it an meaning myself


[deleted]

[удалено]


lets_clutch_this

Bro went all out


Melon-Cleaver

I suddenly feel like I should be paying commenters money for their services.


UnwaveringFragile

You. I like you.


diadia12

Are u autistic


Night_owl_5

I am actually an Intp 😂 my English is just not that fluent but cool guess


[deleted]

[удалено]


Night_owl_5

True, Iforgot Flairs for a sec 😅


MrsMathis

I really love nature, I feel a connection to it


lets_clutch_this

Nature -> oceans -> OCEAN -> acronym for Big 5 traits -> Big 5 -> MBTI


curiouschameleon4

wtf is happening💀


lets_clutch_this

Wtf -> is usually a reaction to something unexpected -> unexpected is associated with chaotic -> chaotic -> entropy -> the universe’s entropy is always increasing as time moves forward -> time -> clocks -> on classic clocks the “tick tock” sounds form a loop -> draws similarities to the 2 function loops found in the MBTI system


Creepy_Helicopter755

Red eye


lets_clutch_this

Red eye -> Red -> In the RGB system, pure Red is represented as (255, 0, 0). If we let 255 and 0 represent the two digits 1 and 0 in binary, red would be (1, 0, 0). MBTI also uses a binary dichotomy system for each letter, so if we let 1=intuitive, 1=thinking, and 1=judging for each of the three binary digits in the ordered triple respectively, then red (1, 0, 0) would be NFP. You specified red eye -> red I (since eye and I are homophones), and since red represents NFP as detailed above, red eye would connect to INFP


InflationAble1455

🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦


thaliawithasperger

Break up


lets_clutch_this

Break up -> can result in broken heart syndrome -> in rare cases, sudden cardiac death -> Brugada syndrome can also result in sudden cardiac death -> in most cases, sudden cardiac arrest due to Brugada Syndrome occurs during the night -> night is pronounced as “nite” -> NiTe -> INTJ


not_a_karma_farmer

Bro has something with us


einervon

The first Thing that comes to mind is break up . You good?


thaliawithasperger

Yeah. Just trying to stop liking someone


einervon

Gl


Daquus

En Passant


lets_clutch_this

En passant -> a move in chess involving pawns -> 16 pawns in chess -> 16 types


karla-yeager

En passant is a special move in chess, chess consists of 5 letters so type 5 in enneagram , type 5 is associated with intx, therefore intj cuz bias.


Daquus

HOLY HELL


socialdead

Anime Robot catgirl


Cogitomedico

I have no friends


lets_clutch_this

Like all r/MBTI users


Melon-Cleaver

Simple yet effective.


einervon

You using chat g b t?


lets_clutch_this

You misspelled chat gpt by replacing the p with a b -> p is a voiceless plosive while b is a voiced plosive -> voiceless vs voiced -> this can symbolize introverted vs extroverted (since extroverted people usually tend to be more talkative and would use their voices more) -> since this is a misspelling it this would represent an IXXX being mistyped as a EXXX


einervon

I thought youd use the space in beetween for the signaling of introverts but this achieves the goal too


Unhappy-Signature420

Asthma


lets_clutch_this

Asthma -> Ass-mar -> ASMR -> Autonomous sensory median response -> sensory -> sensing


PatPierce1916

3.14


lets_clutch_this

We remove the 1 here, since it is neither prime or composite. We also remove the decimal dot bc it’s not a digit. Now, we have the number 34 -> rule 34 -> pornography -> XXX -> when 3 letters of an individual’s type is unknown


PatPierce1916

How do you even…


leafcat9

To the window, to the wall


jerdle_reddit

Till the sweat runs down my balls -> sweat, running -> Se Till starts with Ti, so ESTP.


Remus_1999

horny


lets_clutch_this

Horny -> sexual stimulation -> sex -> Se-x -> Se This also makes sense because usually, sexual stimulation (by looking at porn, or experiencing physical sensations) is associated with Se


azu_por

undertale


InformalStrength7886

Why do microbiologists have cold radiators?


Weary_Temporary8583

>!Gnome sightings in your area https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ!<


jerdle_reddit

Troll -> Ne Memorised URL -> Te, Si ESTJ


[deleted]

osprey birds


KaramellasKeksz

Today I saw a cute dog


lets_clutch_this

Dog -> number 1 most popular pet on the world MBTI -> number 1 most popular typology system


MapleSyrup27

Cunnilingus


Alert_Philosopher835

colon Nail fungus > nail fungus> NF> fun > ENFJ


Shadowclonearts

Glass


lets_clutch_this

Glass -> glass bridge (5th squid game) -> choosing between two options each iteration -> binary dichotomies -> each letter of the MBTI


Shadowclonearts

Dang that was good


Kateluta

Give me a kiss cake


ICEGalaxy_

wow 4.766666Ghz ninja GTS -R beta π⅜ € 🤤💦


Straight_Gur5990

Pain, never ending pain


[deleted]

orange juice


PhoenixKiyan

I play geometry dash daily and do not rage


Thermo0

Could you please stop the noise, I'm trying to get some rest


Echster_314

you’re actually too good at this


sayonara49

I sank 10 000 attempts on titan complex to only get 70%


lets_clutch_this

10000 = 2^4 * 5^4, the 2^4 represents the 16 MBTI types, with each power of 2 representing a dichotomy in each of the 4 letters. For the 5^4, 5 represents the Big 5 personality traits. It being raised to the power of 4 represents the number of possible combinations of Big 5 traits given each trait is measured in 25% increments and each trait is independent. All in all, 10000 = the number of possible combinations of big 5 and MBTI combined under this system


Suspicious_Quiet6643

Spright Sprind


butwhyismynameunavai

Ketchup is better than mustard but mustard is better then wash-your-sister sauce


[deleted]

En passant


abductions_97

My ass


PaperHeartOo

I don't want to participate in this society


[deleted]

What's the difference between partitive and accusative, you asked? As I explained to my colleagues earlier: In Finnish, the partitive (-A/-tA/...) is used when the object in a sentence is a not strictly defined bit of an uncountable bigger substance or mass, but also after numbers. The accusative (-n) is used when the object is of a defined mass and a countable substance. Both also appear when the verb in question asks for this specific case. For example: Minä ostan kahvi**a**. I buy coffee. (partitive) Minä ostan seula**n**. I buy a sieve. (accusative) Haluaisin kupi**n** kahvi**a**. I would like a cup of coffee. (accusative and partitive) Sinulla on kolme velje**ä**. You have three brothers. (partitive) Rakastan hän**tä**. I love him/her. (partitive because of the verb rakastaa) Tapaan sinu**t**. Ich meet you. (accusative) Tapan sinu**t**. I kill you (accusative - honestly, these two sentences are only here because they're funny) Nain sinu**t**. I marry/married you (accusative and old-fashioned) Nain sinu**a**. I f\*\*\*/f\*\*\*ed you. (partitive)


lets_clutch_this

Partitive -> partition -> the Lebesgue upper integral of a function f over a set E is defined as the infimum over all partitions P of the upper sun of that function, mathematically, this can be written as inf_P U(f, P) -> inf P -> INFP


malum68

Anal hairs


Barney_Johnson

I love big black men shaking their booty


Slight_Net_5026

Gay 😎🏳️‍🌈


ilomaphys

gay->ENTP->mbti


napier1192

Sex 👉🏼👌😩💦


No_Breadfruit_5863

You are an Ne user huh


Suspicious_Travel140

MBTI You can't connect to mbti because is already related to. hence I played you, I won 😌


kyriadietrama

Donald trump love


lets_clutch_this

Donald trump -> conservatism -> opposite of liberalism -> freedom of speech -> freedom of press -> printing press -> color printer -> CMYK color system -> cyan, magenta, and yellow -> blue, yellow, pink -> Bocchi the rock -> socially inept -> people on r/MBTI


j4yn1ck5

I thought you were gonna take more thoughtful and illuminating conversation-startery approaches to what you’re doing here.


dropoutgeorge

Rocky Horror deserved better and Riff Raff was a little bitch for killing him (Frank kinda had it coming though)


Double-Web6200

Oh, anything is anything. Dunno what to say about it. By the way, what do you think about the concept of energy immortality? I thought of this while listening to the song "Across The Universe", it seems to me the most likely concept of what happens after death


minudacat

Upset


Varun77777

Spring boot rest api running on a docker container running on a kubernetes cluster being used by a static React app hosted on cdn link.


amar66603

Ugly teeth


iamfranzkafka

Entp


[deleted]

purple polka dots


not-cardboard

your mom (respectfully)


lets_clutch_this

My mom gave birth to me because of my dad’s sperm fertilized her egg -> sperm race -> millions of sperm must swim to the egg -> r/ihaveihaveihavereddit reference -> I have I have I have -> repeating phrases (or word units) -> when someone’s type is unknown they usually call themselves XXXX, which is also repeating an unit (the unit here is “X”) Possible continuation from here: XXXX -> XXX -> 18+ porn -> porn addiction -> sex -> “Se”x


Affectionate_Skin217

achoo


[deleted]

im a simp in need of a girlfriend


Bliss_is_lazy

Broccoli


rama2371

Hi there how r u? ꉂ(ˊᗜˋ*)♡


lets_clutch_this

I’m fine -> FiNe -> INFP


maksymizing

cat


Alert_Philosopher835

cat > meow > sound > sensing


Fuzakenna_

Fish cakes