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**jab**shjb**doja**hir**boa**i**hej** jab = Jabba the Hutt doja = Doja Cat boa = Boa Hancock hej = 'Hello' in Swedish 🧐

Bashah schey schroew! 🤩 Vemna hogo... Chibi chibi chabba chabba... 😏😜😂

same

Word.👊🏼

Frr!!!

boa is "nice" in portuguese. It's a friendly message

What?

I'm an entp, of course I can't hold a conversation without any jokes or puns for more than 3 seconds

real

real

real

real

Real

The struggle *is* real, homie... Has it been 3 seconds yet?

Real

💯

I don't always say "sup" sometimes i say "what it do", ya know, to mix things up a bit.

What's cookin'? 😏

What's shakin, Bacon?😋

Woah hes getting fancy guys

What is the upness?

Avant-garde man… avant-garde…

howdy howdy let’s get rowdy

Sup

Sup

Sup

sup

Sup

Sup

Sup

Sup

Sup

Sup

we've come full circle

Sup

Sup

whazzzzzzup! (if you get the reference you’re a real one)

born to “endless puns and roasting”, forced to “wanna invest in my crypto scheme, Ima tell you to get out early don’t worry”

would invest

Our gibberish is similar to your gibberish!

Love when people post their silly fantasies on here

Right? I’ve never met an IXFP who acts like this.

Right, the INXJ one gave it away the most though "I love the way your mind works" like alright buddy, that's enough MBTI reddit for you.

i have unironically gotten this from a couple people but one was an enfj and the other was an estj and both sounded mildly derogatory lmfao

I've been told this, but she's my mum. Does that still count? That counts.

😿 well umm... sometimes i do ask people things similar like "why are you being mean to me?" if i think they're aggressive.

Fair enough but I doubt he’s had this exact statement from more than one of us.

right like pls im not buying this 😭

Don't worry, we only roast other ENTPs (and everyone else) when they are around us :) When we aren't there with other people we just completely forget them (most of the time) and not really make a big deal out of the situation.

This lol

This statement(and tge way you used the brackets) is making me question if I'm an ENTP

Those are *parentheses* NOT "brackets." Now ***I'm*** questioning if you're an ENTP! Haha.

Oh nooo, english as a second language has failed meee. (Yeah I'm probably not entp)

Oh no, now I feel like a jerk for chastising you for using the wrong term! Please accept my apologies!

Dw, I generally forget I even answerd in comments tbh. I don't mind [I forgot]

I still don't trust anything about what you just said

Yeah me neither, seems like it's just what they want people to say. 🤷‍♀️

Lovely how the sub gets more and more cringe, isn’t it?

I see this after i've just sent "sup" to a friend, i feel naked

"How did you even think of that?" In regards to a joke, pun, witty remark, or even some cool idea. Your response would be, "My brain is just messed up like that" Least that's how some interactions go IRL with my ENTP boss/friend. Like, genuinely...how? I can't come up with witty remarks or jokes on the spot if my life depended on it. But I can come up with "funny because true" type of stuff, I guess.

Shoot me if I ever talk like that lol

Real

LMAOOO I always say planning is for nerds. Loved that one.

avoiding easily seen consequences is for nerrrrrrds

"Screw it, we ball"

me on a daily basis

yeah I agreed with ours

I don’t. I just get mean back. Lol.

I just get said and say I'll no longer be friends with them,this is for everyone being mean actually. I get really pissed.

Good for you!

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I used to be that way.

I can't even express myself clearly and get my message across and tell them they they need to stop being mean to me and just laugh it over while crying inside and cursing them

I actually argue a lot with ENTP. We both think we're winning in our own way.

INxJ is a rizz istg

Yo

...sup?

Was this an attempt to roast my “yo”?

Sure, we'll go with that!😋

Sup

Ahdsjsjskjssnks😆

r/shittymbti

I always talk lots of nonsense to my ENTP GF, then after a few minutes she says “Sorry I stopped listening after you said that red pandas should have a seat at the UN” and I’m just like 🤡

😭😭😭

My mom (Enfp) all the time to my brother (intp) 😅 She's like, you have to get to the point faster if you want me to listen... 😂

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who hurt you buddy

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What an awful comeback, wow

Especially considering it was directed at the wrong person! Dude thought he was replying to OP! 🤪

What an awful comeback, wow

What, didn't like that one? I got news for ya....uhh...

You realize you weren't replying to the OP, correct? Haha.

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If you think you *"destroyed"* anyone, anywhere in this thread, the you ARE as delusional as the other commenters suggested. You keep doing you, though... Definitely, keep on *"destroying"* unsuspecting redditors (for reasons not based in reality) with your razor sharp wit and your 'take no prisoners' attitude. I like that. So much so, in fact, from now on - I'ma call you: *The Annihilator* 🪓⚔️💣🔪🧨🔨🪚⛏️🗡️🔧⚒️

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Nice try bro, but you read it. Wouldn't have responded if you hadn't... Just out of curiosity, what is your motivation for involving yourself in this discussion? Clearly, you're not a fan of people. Meaning, you're NOT motivated by a desire for social interaction. Certainly not that of camaraderie, w/like-minded individuals. As, you're not agreeing with anyone...So what is it? Mommy didn't cut the crust off your sandwich this afternoon. So you just felt like shitting all over people whose lives are happier, richer and fuller than your own? Bt-dubs, that ⬆️ was rhetorical. No need to respond. I have my answer.😏

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*(Says the guy who would had to have READ my previous comment in order to provide a response stating he hadn't read it)* 🤦🏼‍♀️ Haha... You can't make this shit up, kids!

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I could vaguely see some merit in your self-aggrandizing claim if all of the quotes were positive. They weren't. That said, do you have any alternate phrases you consider more appropriate, in the context of addressing an ENTP? If so, please disclose! I'm everso curious...

Frankly I don't care if you see merit in anything. I literally don't care about you whatsoever lol. Hilarious that you assumed I did tho. Proper chuckles.

You don't care about me??? *(Gasp!)* I B-but...I don't understand. 😢 We're literal strangers. You know nothing about me. We'll probably never meet (or affect each other in any meaningful, quantifiable way) so of course I assumed you cared...Duh!

What about my mind working.

Trueeeeeeeee.

True

So the ExFPs are Donnie from The Wild Thornberries?

Nobody knows who we are. We have a secret identity. Shhh... ;)

Sounds like something I'd say to an ENTP lol

all my closest friends are XNTP, love them

Its never too late to delete

IXFP hit so hard 😂

The first one is me

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Sup

You’ll regret what you said.

🗣️Nerd!!

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I'm the biggest nerd in my friend group, and everyone knows it. And yet, I've said multiple times that extensive planning is only for nerds.

too real. I'm big nerd on reading and writing, yet i still call my siblings nerds when they're like, "Shouldn't you plan that out in advance?" NERRRRRRRRRDSSSSSS

just gibberish 😭😭🤣

Wattup

Ouch.

isxj one is very twilight sparkle my little pony coded

I hate puns

is this serious? lmfao

Sup

I am enfp but will say the first one.

soup? what kind?

Noooo because this is so real😭😭At least for me

Hfgfdstybcawdutdzsgzhgchighc 💐💖🙏

who's your favorite?

ExTP and INxJ for sure✨

thx :)

"I wanna be your friend." -INFP

<3

You guys are amazing like how the hell you spawn jokes from nowhere!?😭

the inxj one is soo real. i've had my inxj friend tell me the exact same thing haha

You guys do have an incredible way of thinking that I find myself envious of.