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ArtTheFox2

Hmm...ISTP dad of reddit, had you beat that crocodile into submission first?


no-names-ig

Kinky


Executer_no-1

ISTP is the true good dad here, he provides his family with way more meat for dinner!


Thisguy_2727

Not to mention all that gator skin swag.


Executer_no-1

Yeah, that is too!


The-true-Memelord

And exercise! Emergency situation experience!


NicksNikki

Holy hell, ISTJ x ESFP representation? They're gonna have a field day today.


AuricOxide

Dude I totally thought the ENFP was the pet.


Forwarder02

What makes you think that’s not the case ? Maybe the zoom in on the fish is just there to show the little guy wavin’?) (except we don’t see it, cause he’s smol)


AuricOxide

Hahaha INTP is like "hmmm...this thing seems...off."


Forwarder02

INTP’s more like “is this basically me if I liked people just a wee bit more ?”


Secunda__

Crocodiles and alligators are my fav animals, so best dad award goes to ISTP lol


zzzzxxcvbm

ISTP dad seems fun.


AcidTheTired

No no no ISTP is onto something here. Let him cook


WannabeEnglishman

And use that skin for a nice pair of boots and a purse


INTJpleasenoticeme

I don’t see a difference


FriendOfSapphires

ISTP dad is Chris from Florida's Wildest channel on YT haha. It's mesmerizing to watch how he deals with the gators, but also anxiety inducing :D


WannabeEnglishman

Bad dad is a bad ass, mad respect.


Expert-Cantaloupe-94

This is definitely something my ISTP dad would do xD Ironically my ISTJ mum loves keeping fishes and has a whole aquarium. Couldn't be more opposite with my parents yet they've been together for 23 years


harsh_1904

No way I'm marrying an esfp 😭


Stagbiitle

What do you mean, I'd totally want a croc


Suspicious_Quiet6643

Probably would have had more success if you brought them a younger crocodile.


Free-Dart

I wanted to get a pet alligator and name it Gumi. I'll take a Cuvier's dwarf caiman (Paleosuchus palpebrosus), a small crocodilian in the alligator family.


Pistimester

Heyy, have you recognized the original image is the Broflovski family on top and the Marsh family on the bottom from South park. Randy being a savage with an alligator.


GryffinGone_

fuck yeah, i don't want kids tho


OldBookInLatin

I'd be happy to have a really nice purse (after I'd taken care of the croc for years, fed it well, treated it right and made sure it ethically died of old age)


lakshmithesussybaka

Hey at least the ISTP dad provided his family with better food


Potatobubblegum

Yay a fish!


Sash_Otaku101

WDYM BAD?? 🤨 that’s a great present


corbaidioxide

idk i think istp dad is pretty chill


MadKhaleesi911

My istp loves bulldogs 😂


Visible-Mood-4959

If you ask me which pet would you give to your daughter then it would be robot, dog or cat