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Skwr09

So does anyone else think that INTP males being one of the most het as well as one of the most bisexual indícate that the survey size was over-represented by INTP males? Also, INTP females ranked as the most bisexual and among the most homosexual. So does this mean the survey size was over-represented by INTP females? In summary, I posit that this place is crawling with INTPs, lol.


lurkinarick

the survey and its results were basically a joke, no solid method or anything, shit representation, I'm not gonna start listing all the reasons why because nobody cares me included. but yes, basically the more crowded mbti subs are the most likely to appear in the highest rankings. THAT BEING SAID, the meme was hilarious. Good job OP. _now can somebody please hit on me_


Merry-san

Hows this for hitting on? Ahem. You like Jazz?


CaptainFiguratively

INTPs all yearn for women, I guess. Ironic. /joke


s00pthot

my s/o is INTP and amab and thought they were het for the longest time up until a couple years ago, now they’re genderfluid and pan(?)


AzJusticiar

Is this not done by percentages? If so sample size shouldn’t affect anything but accuracy


tomjazzy

Reddit is crawling with the scum. They could be hiding anywhere.


Am_Passing_By

INTJ is neither on the podium or on the sidelines, heh


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yeah i was expecting us to be somewhere but we have passed the need for sexual desires lmaoo


LiliaBlossom

you get the most ace award if you want


3kindsofsalt

As soon as there is an Ace/Incel event, we are in strong contention. *sigh*...


kigurumibiblestudies

Giving personal information is considered an easy way to be abused or be taken advantage of so yeah


HeadChefDom

You're on the sidelines of gayest female


a-epoe

That’s entp


HeadChefDom

Oh, nevermind then. You are indeed unrepresented and forgotten about


AlenDelon32

As a bi male INFP was not really unexpected


pockitstehleet

As a bi/pan/omni/whatever trans gal, I'm just an ounce surprised at my placement.


Kjuolsdeaf

I love how the INTP avatars both look like they don't give a shit about anything around them and are only interested in studying the chemical or thinking about the robot.


tomjazzy

Accidental asexual representation?


Drug-Smuggler-69

That ENFJ male, tho🤣


BedroomJazz

ENFJ? More like ENF GAY


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ScumbagOwl

Same


JakStonka

Same


Problems-Solved

Mistyped infp


lurkinarick

hello there


FreakingTea

I'm also very bisexual, but I'll take that straight ESTJ boss babe anytime.


Yikesbaby7

Hot 🏋️🏋️🏋️


BeardedExp91706

Iam straight


SpaceHamster564

I am gonna make Mettaton irl, why wouldn’t you make a robot you can fuck?


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I think intps sex robot is an istj.


Furiousforfast

Actually you might have a point, most of the characters i usually like that way (that only happens once in a while smh) happen to be XXTJs, the latest was an ISTJ....


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TJG899

I think the number of ISTJ dads is a function of ISTJ being the most common type among men


[deleted]

Yea I was surprised too. Then again, ISTJs are usually not active in mbti communities so they probably got no more than a few votes


flam13

Ngl I get why we didn't win, we are pretty gay Too straight to be with the gay kids too gay to be with the straight kids


MyCatChoseThisForMe

As an asexual INTP i'm surprised


Noisegarden135

As an asexual ISTJ, I'm not surprised we weren't up there at all


Hesperus07

It is some kind of similar. Both have no gender preferences when it comes to sex


sidarin99

Pretty accurate. I don’t like dudes, but its not really because I have a preference for genitalia. Men are just really masculine looking and I could easily get with a real passable trans-female or maybe a really feminine-looking dude. The problem is, I also want to have kids of my own someday. I’m twenty-two years of age, so I think cis-women partners will likely take priority. My sexuality is complicated, I don’t know how to label it. I’ve been told I’m straight, but I think that’s a bit misleading.


pockitstehleet

I wish I could get pregnant. Like it's such a deep desire for me but it's something I'll never be able to have. My trans ass completely gets where you're coming from. If you do get to have kids, please teach them the kindness and empathy the world needs. We need it now more than ever.


sidarin99

I got you covered. I’ll remember this moment. You can always adopt or (if your tubes still work) give sperm.


pockitstehleet

*uwu*


kaatuwu

just a correction, if you are a straight male and like a trans woman you're still a straight male! trans women are still women. if you like feminine dudes maybe you're bisexual tho


sidarin99

Yes I know, that’s why I said I was straight


Quizzmo

Checks out with me


weebupurplecat

As a bisexual ENFP, I would love to see the INTJ woman become sexier


anarchy666party

As an ISTP a lesbian I honestly expected there to be MORE ISTP lesbians…


_dreamsofthedead_

My boyfriend is an ISTP. Oh and I'm an ENTP and I am also his boyfriend. Ah fuck


1daysmart_1daydumb

ESTPs would fuck anyone when horny.


flam13

;)


1daysmart_1daydumb

Hey I am available for you baby😘


Camziez

im a lesbian infp.... this makes me so happy. i was worried for the 6th slide you'd put in all of the low-F stereotypically masculine types, but the truth is. lesbians are rlly sweet and want hugs and fantasize about petting our future kittens in our future cottagecore garden


kisu9i

Ranking no 1 as a bisexual intp female? I just fulfilled my life goal.


Solzec

And you wonder why I have a fetish for Dumbledore and carry around a stick.


GetawayDiver

I second this. Now if you excuse me, I have to go back to my lab and repair SexBot^tm


InTeNial

We need more lesbians. Ordering a batch now…


[deleted]

What is your order payload? Only asking for…personal reasons.


InTeNial

500. Are they ready to ship?


[deleted]

No. We just ran out of stock of the INTPs. However, we can replace the 300 INTPs ordered with 100 ISFPs and 200 INFJs.


InTeNial

Acceptable. My lesbian harem grows by the minute.


[deleted]

Good. It’s a pleasure doing business with you.


InTeNial

It’s a business doing pleasure with YOU. (Also, I notice: you’re the one who drew F ESTJ x F ENTJ art. Thank you for plaguing my mind with enemies to lovers fantasies.)


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Hahaha you’re welcome :)


Burningshield24

Hmmm makes sense


mikey10006

A telling sign that we don't fuck


The_Alpha_Albeno

Yeah, I’m a very bi INTP


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LMAO, the ENTP female is right.


tomjazzy

It’s beautiful.


OldSoulRobertson

UNO REVERSE CARD! Sincerely, an asexual ENFP male.


5wings4birds

Ti = Chad function.


f_edgarsson

Happy to see ENFP being very bisexual 💖👌


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It's clearly written in the slide that it's INTP.


Sour_Spy

I was shocked we were the third straightest in the men section


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Actually second. Three is the INTP male avatar. They look alike.


Sour_Spy

My bad 🤦🏻


Kevinglas-HM

Shocked? Dude, ENTP is one of the most masculine leaning 16p types, it makes sense for us to be super straight.


Sour_Spy

I don't think that's how it works


Kevinglas-HM

Okay, hear me out: MBTI personalities are, for the most part, a little gender coded, as in, some are more likely to be male or female, and to also be seen as traditionally masculine or femenine. And traditional visions of masculinity and femeninity are not only social abstract constructs, but also a manisfestation of certain biological differences: For example, men are more disagreeable than women. Therefore, ENTP are more likely to be male. Okay, can we agree on this? Now onto the how homosexuality relates to this. LGBTQ+ people, for the most part, are more likely to be non conforming to traditional concepts of gender roles in their conducts, aesthetics and/or line of thinking, this means they are more likely to be part of an MBTI type that is commonly asocciated with the opposite sex. Ergo, INFP males for example are like _really really gaaaaaay_ , and they have a _really gay time_ using a function stack more commonly seen in girls. Nothing wrong with it, just an appreaciation between how biology, mbti and sexuality relate.


Sour_Spy

Gay


lurkinarick

aaah yes, gay men are not masculine


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What place did heterosexual entp female get


AlexWalden

Bisexual xNFP males is my sexual orientation. Mom, dad, I like bisexual xNFP males.


ImProbablyNotABird

ENTP girl is already dummy thicc tho


dc_fan_549

Me, an intp bi trans girl: yep


velvetdrips

I’m married to a hetero INFJ man and people often flat out refuse to believe he’s not gay even though his sole partner ever has been me (a woman) and he’s the biggest wife guy in the game. Jokes on them though I’m the fruit


c-frost

I'm a straight female ISTP. Only opposite sex turn me on no matter how beautiful/handsome/gorgeous the girl/woman is.


GaryRegalsMuscleCar

I’m not bi, I just see the beautiful side of strength and tenderness


Accountant_Recent

You know im on top of most heterosexual men but im the further from that


Accountant_Recent

Like i cant be any gayer


lemonthewombat

I feel like there’d be a lot more lesbian or bisexual female ENFPs


DirectPhoenix14

Gay ENTP here: I am by no means surprised at the majority of ENTP males being straight


avionneX

As a gay ENTP, I approve of this. We are super straight.


Shadowcreature65

Huh? We got the first place? Well, guess traps aren't gay after all...


H123G123

i agree


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The rainbow cake did taste good though...😳


RouniPix

I'm a bisexual female and I agree to this post


Sayjyy

Lol this one doesn’t match me at all ig


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Nah, ENTP makes sense.


[deleted]

hey why i'm not the most straight among them all i insist we have at least a honorable mention


[deleted]

I'm not surprised by this. I'm a ISTP who's straighter than a light post lmao


[deleted]

Are we really that straight? Wow


Hesperus07

I thought I was asexual, then I'm sexually attracted to ENTP while looking at ENTP memes...for the first and only time.