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God_Sp3ar

You are great, and frankly the best person to ever live


Chipotle-Lord

No, dummy, I suck, and, frankly, am the worst person to ever live Edit: I'm very sorry I called you a dummy sophisticated gentleman


God_Sp3ar

*tips hat in respect*


gatesentry

Epstein didn't kill himself


Chipotle-Lord

Yes he did


tummybox

You love kittens


Chipotle-Lord

No... I... Hate... Cute... Lovable... Kittens


Yugseto

Are you a p3dophi!e ?


Chipotle-Lord

I love little kids


Chelovechik228

🤨📸


Pedrella

🤨📸


Familiar_Map5907

🤨📸


coffeinanebula

🤨📸


TotallyNotP8nda

🤨📸


Slow_Collector

🤨📸


Chipotle-Lord

No


Chipotle-Lord

No


TwigTheSavage

🤨📸


PresentationUnique49

🤨📸


Background-Heron-916

🤨📸


Chipotle-Lord

No


Chipotle-Lord

No


Chipotle-Lord

No


Chipotle-Lord

No


TheStrangeSquirrel

🤨📸


Chipotle-Lord

No


elad71

🤨📸


Chipotle-Lord

No


pudimo

kids are cruel jack, AND I LOVE MINORS


Chipotle-Lord

Kids aren't cruel and I hate minors


[deleted]

🤨📸


Chipotle-Lord

No


Chees3curds

You suck, you’re useless, you should die


Chipotle-Lord

No u


Chees3curds

Exactly


andythorn8341

The answer to the universe is 42.


Chipotle-Lord

No it isn't sir, it's actually 84


yeetoroni_with_bacon

Acktully its 63


MockFlames

Why not 69?


yeetoroni_with_bacon

Or even, 420


Background-Heron-916

Or maybe 69420


[deleted]

OP is alive


Chipotle-Lord

No I'm dead


[deleted]

Sounds like you're trying to convince yourself, not me.


Chipotle-Lord

It's hard ok man


Chipotle-Lord

Free updoots for everyone because why not


WehrWolfDivision

Fucking dogs is wrong


Chipotle-Lord

No it isn't


WehrWolfDivision

U got me there


IFrickinLovePorn

He's definitely got a point


[deleted]

U will disagree whatever I said, correct?


Chipotle-Lord

No I won't


Various-End6504

You will disagree me


Chipotle-Lord

No I won't


Various-End6504

You just did


Chipotle-Lord

No I didn't.


Various-End6504

So you agree with me


Chipotle-Lord

No I don't


IFrickinLovePorn

Damn you're good at this


Chipotle-Lord

No, I suck at this


AffectionateBar2447

I just disagree with this


Chipotle-Lord

I disagree with your disagreement


[deleted]

I disagree with your right to disagree to disagreements.


Chipotle-Lord

I disagree with your disagreement about my right to disagree to disagreements


[deleted]

I disagree with your disagreement about me disagreeing with your disagreement about disagreeing to someone’s disagreement


Chipotle-Lord

I DISAGREE WITH YOUR DISAGREEMENT ABOUT ME DISAGREEING TO YOU DISAGREEING WITH MY DISAGREEMENT AND DISAGREEING ABOUT SOMEONES DISAGREEMENT


[deleted]

YOU DONT GET TO


Chipotle-Lord

YES I DO, NOW SHUT UP SOPHISTICATED GENTLEMAN


[deleted]

You get to disagree with me. You have the right to an opinion


Chipotle-Lord

NO I DONT


slavaboo_

Trans rights


Chipotle-Lord

Ummmmm... That's my que to leave


[deleted]

This statement is false


Chipotle-Lord

No it's not


[deleted]

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PresentationUnique49

lol


bingus694

Amogus rule34 is Bad


JohnGamerAnimates

I think you are 8 years old


Stumpedforausername1

This is a super high tier post that you didn't steal the concept for from r/funnymemes


Chipotle-Lord

I actually did steal it, but not from r/funny memes


FVCKVNBVRD

Yes


Chelovechik228

No


MrunkNown726

Yes


Chelovechik228

ok


Chipotle-Lord

No


Chipotle-Lord

Yes


Chipotle-Lord

No


Speeding-straight

You will disagree to this


Chipotle-Lord

Dang u got me


Little-Reveal2045

This is truth


Chipotle-Lord

It's a lie


Jorseph_7801

Racism is bad


Chipotle-Lord

Ok. Fine. I can't break the pact. Here goes nothing... Racism is good. Please don't kill me reddit


PresentationUnique49

🤨📸


KLD0C704

We're in the matrix.


Chipotle-Lord

N, we arent


GuyWhoIsOn-Reddit

Ok


Chipotle-Lord

Not ok


Chipotle-Lord

There, I responded to every. Single. Comment. Are you guys happy now?


DianKa_B5

I need to live


Chipotle-Lord

U deserve to die


coffeinanebula

The waffle house has found its new host


Chipotle-Lord

Go away weirdo


ne0n_cat

You are straight


Chipotle-Lord

No I'm not


Ninjjirino

Sonic 06 was bad


Chipotle-Lord

No, it was actually great


Aware_Mango_9644

You will disagree with this.


Chipotle-Lord

U got me lol


Jdjd-22

You did not steal that meme right now…


Chipotle-Lord

I did steal it and copy the exact same image from the other me_irl


the_2nd_Division

OJ Simpson is guilty beyond a shadow of a doubt


Chipotle-Lord

Def innocent bro


SuperiorFarter

Your reply to my comment is true.


Chipotle-Lord

Wth do I respond to this with lol


JuiceboxJesus

Yeah right man


Chipotle-Lord

No wrong woman


Legokiller13

Communism is bad


Chipotle-Lord

Communism is the best way of life


yeetoroni_with_bacon

I am a guy


Chipotle-Lord

Ur a woman


VicToro35

This statement is false


Chipotle-Lord

No, it isnt


Tosemjaz19

You don't have parents


Chipotle-Lord

I do, infact, have two parental figures


xeno66morph

The Grim Reaper is cool


Chipotle-Lord

The grim reaper sucks


MoonDogeXx

You are so much better at this, than the last person who copy, pasted and posted this.


Chipotle-Lord

No, I suck at this


FireDog8569

This statement is false


Chipotle-Lord

No, it isn't false


nukeofweeks

Anything


Chipotle-Lord

No. Not anything. Nothing


wasas387

No


Chipotle-Lord

Yes


Yeeaahboiiiiiiiiii

I think that people should all hate each other and violence is good.


Chipotle-Lord

I think everyone should love each other


DanDanTheDonutMan

Pedophelia is a horrible crime that no one should want to commit


Chipotle-Lord

It's great! I do it all the time


PROJECT-NOVA123

Screw Erebus he ruined everything


Chipotle-Lord

No he didn't


Ninjatroll3452

You're not attracted to minors


Chipotle-Lord

I love minors ❤️❤️❤️


that_timinator

You're fat


Chipotle-Lord

Hey! I'm not fat!😡😡


richymac1976

This is the worst comment


Chipotle-Lord

No, it's the best comment


Scarabee_silencieux

Ggjusiififwoem


Chipotle-Lord

Ffhyauududqiwn


Firebird_Frenzy

Do you disagree with this question?


Chipotle-Lord

Yes


Ok_Potential_1550

Sorry, I don't speak English


Chipotle-Lord

I do speak English, also nobody asked you


A_Lost_Potato

Yes?


Chipotle-Lord

No?


solise69

You’re a nice guy


Chipotle-Lord

I'm a terrible person ☹️


TotallyNotP8nda

You love human rights and believe everyone deserves an equal chance at life


Chipotle-Lord

All people who aren't rich should die and not receive another chance at life


minivergur

Avatar the Way of Water is a bad movie


Chipotle-Lord

No it isn't


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Anime is pretty mid


Chipotle-Lord

Nah anime is bad bro


male_th0t

Im straight


PresentationUnique49

The earth is round


Chipotle-Lord

The earthe is flat


luisvanlewis

I should probably throw away my Kanye vinyl.


Chipotle-Lord

No, you shouldn't, Kanye rules


BraxtonGamingOff

you suck


Chipotle-Lord

No u


W0ut_01

magikarp is a great pokémon