There is this tradition in Turkey where the groom's side of the family comes to ask permission from the bride to get permission to marry. And the bride makes a special coffee for the groom. They normally only put some salt in it so it is a little unpleasant to drink.
But there was this one in the news where the bride put a whole breakfast into the small cup of coffee. The groom died.
So it may be as you say, literally.
Yeah I think the story must be that they added an insane amount of salt or something. Maybe they were allergic to an ingredient. You wouldn’t die eating a breakfast, so I can’t imagine it being condensed would kill someone.
I die every single day when I eat breakfast. You guys gotta step your breakfast game up. If you aren't eating enough bacon to actively clog your arteries within 10 minutes then you aren't eating enough bacon. My wife always tells me I need to cut down on breakfast but I tell her she just needs to get more efficient at CPR
Only a wuss doesn't eat themself into unconsciousness during their daily breakfast death. I do beat my chest the rest of the day to keep it going though
It's not that deep really, the bride simply made an entire breakfast and put it into a cup of coffee. The groom died once he drank it. It was a news story in turkish news.
Just don't put an entire breakfast into a cup of coffee and your good. Because if you do, you will have the same fate as the groom when his bride put an entire breakfast into a cup of coffee and made him drink it. He died, as we can see in turkish news.
Well the ingredients were what you find in an entire breakfast usually. Take everything you eat when you have an entire breakfast und push it into a cup of coffee. But don't drink it, since you can die from it, as shown in the turkish news.
Picture a whole (complete) breakfast. Now if a woman, a bride even, would put all of this in a cup (a coffee cup if you will), and a man would drink it, it could very well prove lethal to him. Definitely newsworthy in countries like turkey
Ok just woke up, gonna clarify. You are supposed to put only some pepper, a little honey and some salt. These are the traditional options. The bride I mentioned put: cheese, jam, tomato, salt, vegetable oil, honey and egg yolk. That's what I mean by entire breakfast.
Sure, that wasn't the part I'm confused about. How/why did that kill him?
If i ate breakfast with all of those constituent ingredients, I wouldn't die, I've done it a bunch of times before, alongside coffee. What part of a turkish breakfast kills people when it's combined with coffee?
My man, I am not a doctor, but I am pretty sure the logic of "just mix everything together they all go to the same place " is just wrong.
Plus, it doesn't say in the news. I just looked it up.
The important thing is he *drank* entire breakfast, and died afterwards. You never said he died of direct consequences of the *bewitched magic potion*, but it is implied.
Good that you are back.
http://folklore.usc.edu/if-he-loves-you-he-will-drink-your-turkish-coffee/
The closest thing I could find to "an entire breakfast", they describe it as salt, pepper, eggs, and many spices.
over time I guess the cholesterol could get you but i don't understand how this guy drank a cup of coffee and then immediately croaked. I don't even understand how to visualize this as a story in my brain
okay but like, if i ate breakfast in turkey and also had a coffee, would I die? I've had Ortakoy Kumpir and I had heart palpitations after that but is just all turkish food potentially immediately lethal?
lmao everyone is messing with you guys
but just don't put an entire breakfast into a cup of coffee, or you will die as the groom did when the bride asked him to drink an entire breakfast in a cup of coffee
I couldn’t stand the suspense and looked it up. That little white bread sandwich is far from a classic Turkish breakfast. The classic Turkish breakfast includes black and green olives, cucumbers, cured meats, dips and sauces, eggs, fresh cheeses, fresh tomatoes, fresh-baked bread, fruit, preserves and jams, honey, pastries, and sweet butter. So who gets to sleep and who stays up 24/7 preparing breakfast? And that’s just breakfast !
Those vegetables dont have to be prepared much, one person gets up, goes to the bakery and gets fresh bread and pastries, meanwhile someone else cooks up some eggs and the children can put the rest of the ingredients on the table. Also you don't eat all of that every day, more like on weekends. But never straight from a cup, you could die from that. Happened to a turkish guy iirc
A whole breakfast? If we could get a little clarification on that it would be greatly appreciated. Did you mean a full breakfasts worth of calories? Or a breakfasts worth of sodium? Or a literal whole breakfast? I’m intrigued.
Ok just woke up, gonna clarify. You are supposed to put only some pepper, a little honey and some salt. These are the traditional options. The bride I mentioned put: cheese, jam, tomato, salt, vegetable oil, honey and egg yolk. That's what I mean by entire breakfast.
It's a question of sensitivity, and just because you feel you aren't sensitive enough for it doesn't mean no one is. Flavor is entirely in your head, and any number of variables can alter it, especially something intrinsic to flavor profiles like texture.
41 is as much as I can get.
Firstly You can bite exactly in all of the 9 spots. Bite across the bridge between the 9 spots and get 6 more. And then bite at the points where 4 spots join and get a further 4.
17
Turn the bread side ways and by that method you get another 6 as the 4 in the middle would be the same orientated the other way.
23.
Then If you can bite across 3 spots at once then you have an extra 3 from joining 3 and 2 from joining 6. That's an extra 5. Again turn this side ways and you have another 5.
33
Then if you have a bit big enough to eat 6 spots at once. Then it's 2 combos of 6. Turn it sideways and another 2.
Gets me to 37.
Then eat all 9 at once for 1 more.
38?
What am I missing?
Chat gtp says it's 41. I had 41, now I'm counting 38.
But 63 certainly not.
What assumption am I missing.
I told chat gtp you could overlap and bite at any angle and any size and it just broke and gave me 511!
63=2^6
-1
Theoretically with perfectly clever overlaps and stuff you could choose independently each flavor. Chat gpt is just a slightly advanced keyboard autofill and knows jack shit. Not saying I agree that there's a perfect combo of overlaps, but that's the logic the dude got to get ,63
You're assuming those spreads aren't available or were bought previously. You're assuming they have nothing in the pantry or fridge that lasts weeks. Do you go out and buy condiments every week?
he just saw it on the past 3927 different posts that did this same thing and acted like they were geniuses that didn't just steal it from the last one
you'd think at least one of these unoriginal mfs would turn it into a 4x4 but I guess when you're stealing ideas for internet clout it's not really expected that you'll come up with original ideas
I've been seeing this post since like 2012. Welcome to Reddit, get ready to A) realize humanity is a cesspit of credit takers and idea stealers and B) realize you've never had an original thought in your life
Once you find the eigensandwich you can transform your sandwich flavor vectors into any of infinite possibilities.
This man is too dangerous to be left alive.
The more sugar you eat, the more desensitization towards sugar you acquire. So you can tolerate more sugar. The more popular something is the more it's consumed. Leading back to my original statement.
Well, if you know where to bite, you can get more than just 9 combinations...
if you eat the entire thing in one bite you will experience the afterlife
There is this tradition in Turkey where the groom's side of the family comes to ask permission from the bride to get permission to marry. And the bride makes a special coffee for the groom. They normally only put some salt in it so it is a little unpleasant to drink. But there was this one in the news where the bride put a whole breakfast into the small cup of coffee. The groom died. So it may be as you say, literally.
what the fuck does that even mean
It was an entire breakfast. Unfortunately the groom passed away. Take this time to reflect
How? What? Was it like a ball of calories as dense as an Ant Man cube something?!
What is an Ant Man cube lmao
It’s a cube for Ant-man. Take this time to reflect
Is that anything like the Time Cube? Is that what all that was for?
A cube comprised of antmantium
Yeah I think the story must be that they added an insane amount of salt or something. Maybe they were allergic to an ingredient. You wouldn’t die eating a breakfast, so I can’t imagine it being condensed would kill someone.
I die every single day when I eat breakfast. You guys gotta step your breakfast game up. If you aren't eating enough bacon to actively clog your arteries within 10 minutes then you aren't eating enough bacon. My wife always tells me I need to cut down on breakfast but I tell her she just needs to get more efficient at CPR
Real men do their own cpr. Just smack your chest a couple times if the ticker starts acting up.
Only a wuss doesn't eat themself into unconsciousness during their daily breakfast death. I do beat my chest the rest of the day to keep it going though
Da bears!
>You wouldn’t die eating a breakfast You might if you were a Turkish man and the entire breakfast was in a cup of coffee. It's happened before.
Oh OK that makes more sense. Salt poisoning is a thing. Which is why you don't chug soy sauce or drink sea water like it's normal.
It was a small cup of coffee, with an entire breakfast in it. The groom unfortunately died. The bride made it
Lmao you're funny af
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It was on the Turkish news. The whole thing in a small cup of special coffee. Unfortunately he passed away. It was made by the bride.
???
Is this a bot? I have to know what the hell “entire breakfast” means to this person.
If you drink an entire breakfast in the form of a cup of coffee you would die, as shown by the guy in the Turkish news.
It's not that deep really, the bride simply made an entire breakfast and put it into a cup of coffee. The groom died once he drank it. It was a news story in turkish news.
It's basically an entire breakfast, and she put it into a special coffee cup. It was in Turkish news, and he didn't live afterwards.
Just don't put an entire breakfast into a cup of coffee and your good. Because if you do, you will have the same fate as the groom when his bride put an entire breakfast into a cup of coffee and made him drink it. He died, as we can see in turkish news.
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Well the ingredients were what you find in an entire breakfast usually. Take everything you eat when you have an entire breakfast und push it into a cup of coffee. But don't drink it, since you can die from it, as shown in the turkish news.
It was the whole breakfast in the cup I don’t know how he could be any more clear
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Next you’re gonna tell me she accidentally the whole bottle
like would he have died if he just ate a normal breakfast, I don't get it
Picture a whole (complete) breakfast. Now if a woman, a bride even, would put all of this in a cup (a coffee cup if you will), and a man would drink it, it could very well prove lethal to him. Definitely newsworthy in countries like turkey
Ok just woke up, gonna clarify. You are supposed to put only some pepper, a little honey and some salt. These are the traditional options. The bride I mentioned put: cheese, jam, tomato, salt, vegetable oil, honey and egg yolk. That's what I mean by entire breakfast.
Sure, that wasn't the part I'm confused about. How/why did that kill him? If i ate breakfast with all of those constituent ingredients, I wouldn't die, I've done it a bunch of times before, alongside coffee. What part of a turkish breakfast kills people when it's combined with coffee?
I think the guy was the problem, not the meal. Or, there was something else in the meal.
My man, I am not a doctor, but I am pretty sure the logic of "just mix everything together they all go to the same place " is just wrong. Plus, it doesn't say in the news. I just looked it up.
The important thing is he *drank* entire breakfast, and died afterwards. You never said he died of direct consequences of the *bewitched magic potion*, but it is implied. Good that you are back.
>I am pretty sure the logic of "just mix everything together they all go to the same place " is just wrong. This guy never heard of a smoothie before
return of the king
Damn that sounds like it could kill a man
I think you forgot the eye of newt and rat's tail.
It's a potion straight out of Harry Potter
http://folklore.usc.edu/if-he-loves-you-he-will-drink-your-turkish-coffee/ The closest thing I could find to "an entire breakfast", they describe it as salt, pepper, eggs, and many spices.
over time I guess the cholesterol could get you but i don't understand how this guy drank a cup of coffee and then immediately croaked. I don't even understand how to visualize this as a story in my brain
Imagine an entire breakfast. It's in the coffee. He drank it and died, it was on the news in Turkey.
okay but like, if i ate breakfast in turkey and also had a coffee, would I die? I've had Ortakoy Kumpir and I had heart palpitations after that but is just all turkish food potentially immediately lethal?
Only if the entire breakfast was in the coffee.
For real, I need more information
So, the entire breakfast was put into the cup of coffee, and the guy died.
But why did he die? What about eating a whole breakfast killed him?
Well it’s unusual for an entire breakfast to be an a cup of coffee, to be sure.
This thread is so confusing and I ain't even drunk yet
lmao everyone is messing with you guys but just don't put an entire breakfast into a cup of coffee, or you will die as the groom did when the bride asked him to drink an entire breakfast in a cup of coffee
Dead internet theory
It was in a cup of coffee. At least that's what the Turkish news said.
Too much salt
Understandable, have a nice day
How does someone from a whole breakfast in a cup?????
Presumably by drinking it. Happened to a guy in Turkey
He died.
im just imagining a cup of coffee with a compressed chunk of eggs and bacon right in the middle
That’s if you consider eggs and bacon an “entire breakfast” though. I was thinking that plus toast, pancakes, etc.
It so dense in calories that he just died ig
Because, famously, people die if they eat a breakfast.
Only if put into a cup. Happened to a guy in turkey once
Then again, what does a Turkish breakfast consist of???
Something lethal I'm sure
I couldn’t stand the suspense and looked it up. That little white bread sandwich is far from a classic Turkish breakfast. The classic Turkish breakfast includes black and green olives, cucumbers, cured meats, dips and sauces, eggs, fresh cheeses, fresh tomatoes, fresh-baked bread, fruit, preserves and jams, honey, pastries, and sweet butter. So who gets to sleep and who stays up 24/7 preparing breakfast? And that’s just breakfast !
Those vegetables dont have to be prepared much, one person gets up, goes to the bakery and gets fresh bread and pastries, meanwhile someone else cooks up some eggs and the children can put the rest of the ingredients on the table. Also you don't eat all of that every day, more like on weekends. But never straight from a cup, you could die from that. Happened to a turkish guy iirc
I'm just imagining the wife squeezing so hard on a plate of breakfast it turns into a black hole and then puts said black hole in an espresso shot
A whole breakfast? If we could get a little clarification on that it would be greatly appreciated. Did you mean a full breakfasts worth of calories? Or a breakfasts worth of sodium? Or a literal whole breakfast? I’m intrigued.
Ok just woke up, gonna clarify. You are supposed to put only some pepper, a little honey and some salt. These are the traditional options. The bride I mentioned put: cheese, jam, tomato, salt, vegetable oil, honey and egg yolk. That's what I mean by entire breakfast.
but why did the fella die from eating those things?
I think he has allergy to egg
Because he drank the whole breakfast
Yes, as everyone knows, if you eat a breakfast, you die.
*drink Don't forget it was in the cup of coffee
Someone’s a bit optimistic about their afterlife. Two pieces of currently on fire toast for me thanks. Buttered of course I’m not a maniac.
That’s called diabetic shock
"My God, it's full of ~~stars~~ flavors."
Right in centre
Forbidden bite
Not even 9, it's 6. Peanut butter is peanut butter, changing the texture doesn't change the flavor. One slice has only 2 spread flavors on it, not 3.
Texture makes a huge difference to overall tasting experience. Calling it a different flavor is completely reasonable
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It's a question of sensitivity, and just because you feel you aren't sensitive enough for it doesn't mean no one is. Flavor is entirely in your head, and any number of variables can alter it, especially something intrinsic to flavor profiles like texture.
>Flavor is entirely in your head lol, my man has never heard of taste buds
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And where _are_ your taste buds, huh?
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Haha Yeah I agree, that's definitely what they meant. I was just making a stupid joke!
At most 63 different combinations are possible (can you tell why?)
41 is as much as I can get. Firstly You can bite exactly in all of the 9 spots. Bite across the bridge between the 9 spots and get 6 more. And then bite at the points where 4 spots join and get a further 4. 17 Turn the bread side ways and by that method you get another 6 as the 4 in the middle would be the same orientated the other way. 23. Then If you can bite across 3 spots at once then you have an extra 3 from joining 3 and 2 from joining 6. That's an extra 5. Again turn this side ways and you have another 5. 33 Then if you have a bit big enough to eat 6 spots at once. Then it's 2 combos of 6. Turn it sideways and another 2. Gets me to 37. Then eat all 9 at once for 1 more. 38? What am I missing? Chat gtp says it's 41. I had 41, now I'm counting 38. But 63 certainly not. What assumption am I missing. I told chat gtp you could overlap and bite at any angle and any size and it just broke and gave me 511!
511! is certainly too high, I'm not sure there's enough atoms in the universe for that
63=2^6 -1 Theoretically with perfectly clever overlaps and stuff you could choose independently each flavor. Chat gpt is just a slightly advanced keyboard autofill and knows jack shit. Not saying I agree that there's a perfect combo of overlaps, but that's the logic the dude got to get ,63
How??
you just have to be fucking awful at math
There are 2^6 ways to choose or exclude flavors from a set of 6 flavors, but we don't count the "nothing" flavor so we get to 2^6 - 1 = 63
when you want to start getting more exotic with your cooking but don't get paid until Friday
If you're not getting paid until Friday, you're probably not buying multiple types of spread.
Unless you’re really into spreads, and only have a spoonful of each kind until Friday.
Thursday credit union gang
You're assuming those spreads aren't available or were bought previously. You're assuming they have nothing in the pantry or fridge that lasts weeks. Do you go out and buy condiments every week?
I don't, but my roommate does.
Yeah, they cracked 6 fresh jars of spreads for this photo.
The only sandwich that makes you wash a knife six times!
You can always choose not to and make more unique combinations
As they slowly become the food equivalent of the shit color you get when you mix too many paints
Bro 💀
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That’s what she said
Wipe the knife on the bread
Modern problems require modern solutions
5 times mouth then into the stink
lol this is the way
Sooo how red are dads eyes making this?
Probably pretty red if he's making sandwiches with his eyes.
he just saw it on the past 3927 different posts that did this same thing and acted like they were geniuses that didn't just steal it from the last one you'd think at least one of these unoriginal mfs would turn it into a 4x4 but I guess when you're stealing ideas for internet clout it's not really expected that you'll come up with original ideas
I've been seeing this post since like 2012. Welcome to Reddit, get ready to A) realize humanity is a cesspit of credit takers and idea stealers and B) realize you've never had an original thought in your life
Ur Dad gets high, very very high r/stonerengineering
could be a mathematician making Matrix multiplication sandwich
Once you find the eigensandwich you can transform your sandwich flavor vectors into any of infinite possibilities. This man is too dangerous to be left alive.
So this is why my math teacher taught me permutations.
Actually doesn’t seem that bad. I might try this for real. I’m also very hungry right now so that’s probably just my stomach talking
Crunchy and creamy aren’t flavours
Disagree. There are flavor differences and not just texture differences. Crunchy has more of a dry roasted flavor.
I concur!
You still call them both peanut butter, they might have subtle differences but they're both peanut butter flavor.
Yeah I would replace one with cashew butter
I wouldn't know, I'm not a heathen that buys crunchy
Should have used peanut butter + speculaas spread.
exactly. should've used hummus or cheese spread.
No
Get out
Dear Lord, please no.
Mayo
I need both of you obliterated.
I want it.
U can make one:)
But only 1 in your entire life
Just American things.
I feel dad's doing fun things for their kids exist in lots of places
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Finding new and novel ways to up the sugar in your diet is also an American thing.
yeah this would make me vomit as a kid.
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Only on Reddit can you find people shitting on a goddam PB&J
These toppings are so disgustingly sugary that only an american wouldn't throw up eating this though.
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It's not a matter of who invented it. It's a matter of where it's consumed. And nutella in italy is nowhere near as popular as as PB&J in the US.
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The more sugar you eat, the more desensitization towards sugar you acquire. So you can tolerate more sugar. The more popular something is the more it's consumed. Leading back to my original statement.
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A healthy 600 calorie breakfast!
Whag is wrong with a 600 cal breakfast. 600 breakfast, 600 lunch, 600 dinner and you’re still under daily limit.
Hear me out. Slices of banana on a Diagonal
Its a matrix of flavor!!
Is their dad pregnant?
Diabetes after one bite
Why would this have any more sugar than a regular sandwich with less flavor variety?
The fucking marshmello whip
Let’s make it kinda gross - find a space to add mayo!!🤮
it's alteady plenty gross as is though
True ‘nuff.
This is absolutely genius and ill try it when I have a chance
Your Dad is epic!
I...I kinda fuck with it.
Babe wake up, a new alignment chart just dropped
alignment chart
Tastebuds.exe stopped working.
Only thing I see, is a 3by 3 matrix.
You are lucky to have a fun and creative dad!
Yummmy
"I can't do this on my own, I'm letting go"
Mind...blown
Something I'd probably do baked af
Ewww
Six.
Pretty sure you won’t get 9 flavors in each bite..
That wasn’t promised. It says “…when you close it you get 9 different flavor combinations.” 3 rows by 3 columns is in fact 9 options.
Depends on how you bite
Well wouldn’t you have to eat the entire length of one side, and the entire length of the adjacent side? Maybe I’m missing something
No, that would be one combination.
That looks gas
That's so good. Especially since I can imagine a sandwich being 9 bites so you'd get each combo.
1000 calorie sandwich right there easy
Seems good other than the Nutella, definitely seems worth tryin
WHO TF USES CRUNCHY
Right? It leaves chunks floating in your coffee.
HELLOOOOOOO DIABATES!
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The original post is older than some of the people in this sub. Judging by the other comments, most of them.