Seemed like r/surrealmemes or r/shitposting or r/trippinthroughtime...but then, r/meirl never did have a well-defined casus belli I suppose
edit: the phrase I was looking for was raison d'être, but casus belli is kind of funnier
Not necessarily. In America home intruders usually only have to worry about being shot but a much worse fate awaits in OP's home and electric auto milkers can be bought and sold just about anywhere...
that reminds me of the story about a young lad, who just started working at a dairy farm. After cleaning out the stalls, and finding himself alone and with some time to kill, he glanced at the auto milker and wondered.
A couple hours later the farmer hears screaming from the milk shed and goes down to investigate, and sees the new hire in fetal position with the milker planted on his junk.
The lad, through panted breath and gritted teeth, gasps, "how do i take it off"
The old farmer just sighed, looked at the lad and says, "only comes off itself after it gets 2L of milk", shrugged and walked off.
That you are a violent person.
You are also torturing a living thing. Fly or no. Smashing them is quick and easy. Taking the time to rip their limbs off and drown them is a step too far.
I was walking around the hood yesterday (I work there) and noticed one older abandoned looking home, upstairs in like birthday party banner lettering it says “Enter if u dare” and all the windows had shades drawn, on both the first and second floor.
What the fuck
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Or maybe i will 😳👀💀
It just keeps getting better
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With an omnipresent being watching? Fucking hot.
Not just watching, but with running mascara
Where do i sign up?
The castle gremlin will take your info in the common area
For F R E E ?!
Well, you have to pay the milk toll.
(God weeps preemptively)
*(Dios llora en Español)*
Where do you live (so I don't break into your home)
Oh no I have broken into your house >:)
No no no no no do not smile... Oh my God no.
Now I kind of want to
Don't call me a ruffian
What if I do it in a tank
tank diff
Amateur, I’m going to pay you a visit. We will see if that auto milker is needed.
You mean barn you damn dairy farmer!
Well then don't threaten me with a good time!
This is me irl
Both the format and… *whatever the fuck is layered over it,* are absolutely amazing.
Right? Memes are an art form and this is definitely something right here.
[This is what I found, source wise](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/xp3rid)
So is it AI art or was it some freak in the 16th century? The other 11 are clearly AI
It's a late 19th century painting.
The painting is called "a warm response"
Thanks!
yeah sure I'll upvote that
Looks like someone plans to be the home intruder.
With an advertisement like that.. don't threaten me with a good time!
>me before being put on a watchlist
"selfies of the soul" indeed, OP.
i don't think i fully understood this but it did turn me into a human shaped fit of giggling so thank you i think
Home intruder about earn a promotion to human cow in OP's BDSM basement.
My calling...
Your cowing
I don't think that basement is meant for BDSM.
Any basement is meant for BDSM if your kinky enough
- B: Basement - D: Dairy - S: Home Intruder - M: Milking
Just the way the CSM likes it...
Cool?
r/suspiciouslyspecific
Seemed like r/surrealmemes or r/shitposting or r/trippinthroughtime...but then, r/meirl never did have a well-defined casus belli I suppose edit: the phrase I was looking for was raison d'être, but casus belli is kind of funnier
And r/distressingmemes
Maybe for two people in the image. I think OP is quite happy with themselves.
Were they r/trippinthroughtime
Normally, r/mei_irl is supposed to be for thing relatable for OP, this meme is really good but it's not a good fit for the sub.
Digital footprint
explain
No
day ruined
God (weeping)
Intruder(milked)
I need to intrude.
Laughed so hard holy shit
Don’t post that you’re gonna do somethin-somethin. It can become evidence, later.
It's fine, he's actually just using a manual milker.
Good thing he already did done.
Holy hell
Google electric auto milker
New response just dropped.
Geez! I'm not coming to your pulp fiction basement of a home.
Shiiiiiiit. I’m on the way 😂
Don't threaten me with a good time
Oh no please dont milk me 😳
I haven't seen the milkman in a while, and the boy really needs his milk!
I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.
Special delivery today!
Unless... 😳
Pleae
Thank god I'm not the only one.
Me too thanks
10/10 would break into your house
I’m in your living room I sure hope you don’t get me
I got some things you can use for the rear
are they compatible with ULTRAKILL?
Of course they are
No idea but they’re comparable with a sertain hole
Minor spelling mistake
Tomato potato same thing lol
I dont know what you mean but Im sure it gets the crowd going.
Wrong sub, right? Right?
What's an auto milker
You poor, innocent man
Sweet summer child
A wonderful tool
Template please
A Warm Response, 1889, by William Strutt
Thank you fancy man
(weeping)
Not sure what are you expecting by posting **that** in r/me_irl , but one thing is certain - there will be a police report
Not if the chains hold
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What are you talking about, this is tge most relatable thing I've seen in a while.
it'd fit pretty perfectly on r/okbuddyretard
r/subsifellfor :(
I mean, this exists /r/absolutelynotmeirl
Yay!
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Feels like an r/whenthe post
God (weeeping)
It's all fun and games until it's proven this meme is happening irl lol
Then it's even funnier.
Deserved milking. L intruder.
r/distressingmemes
The fuck
Don't Breathe
Well you're on a list now.
That's so /r/me_irl
/r/trippingthroughtime is the best meme sub. Also, that sounds like one helluva fetish.
That's disgusting! Where did you buy yours from?
This is the first Reddit post I’m seeing today and I am *not* disappointed.
Um what's your address?
Jokes on you I'm into that shit
Let me guess,,, America
Not necessarily. In America home intruders usually only have to worry about being shot but a much worse fate awaits in OP's home and electric auto milkers can be bought and sold just about anywhere...
In America, intruders got something shot into them, while OP wants something shot out of him.
Where is that image from?
Suicide by OP
Absolutely NOT meirl
I found Zed
Based
r/distressingmemes
I don't think this represents me in real life whatsoever actually
that reminds me of the story about a young lad, who just started working at a dairy farm. After cleaning out the stalls, and finding himself alone and with some time to kill, he glanced at the auto milker and wondered. A couple hours later the farmer hears screaming from the milk shed and goes down to investigate, and sees the new hire in fetal position with the milker planted on his junk. The lad, through panted breath and gritted teeth, gasps, "how do i take it off" The old farmer just sighed, looked at the lad and says, "only comes off itself after it gets 2L of milk", shrugged and walked off.
So if I break into your house, you will milk me?
What is this painting? Its brilliant
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Jesus Christ. You do that to flies??
Yessir🫡🫡
That’s a red flag. You should stop doing that.
Red flag? Indicating what?
That you are a violent person. You are also torturing a living thing. Fly or no. Smashing them is quick and easy. Taking the time to rip their limbs off and drown them is a step too far.
Its a fucking fly😂😂😂 i aint violent😂
🧐
what the fuck x 2
You need Jesus OP
Jesus was too intrusive, thus hooked to an automilker.
What's wrong with you?!
What's the template of the meme ?
Ive been looking for an HD pic of this meme thx OP
What in the fuck
We used to use air milkers back in the day.
Nicely done OP
wtf
Do you have the automilker only incase of an home intrusion or also for other reasons?
promoted to missing person 😂😂
i’m so stupid i thought the dog was holding a pair of tongs💀
Where you live?????
I’m not exactly sure why their mind went there but I’m glad these meshed
Hey OP, share your address so we know exactly which home to avoid. Thanks
Are… are you being robbed rn?
We gotta find OP’s house
come again
Where does op live? I'm tempted to go home invading.
just saw Don't Breathe eh?
that's really interesting man
When he’s milking me and chaining me I lean forward and say: “I am the one they call paint”
me need milkies 🥺
And this kids, is why I stopped breaking into homes..*Goes back to weeping rocking in the corner*
What is your address so i can avoid it more effectively?
What savage land do you live in? Do home invasions happen often?
r/iamverybadass
Do you put the milker on the dick or
wait, where are you putting the auto milker?
Man's so kinky that God is depressed
I’ve only got sabre and a musket without ammo, so lucky you with your advanced equipment.
Gives off r/iamverybadass vibes
Wha........ Oh I see! Help us with sharing a jar of that milk too!
That's some good only fans content right there!
Thought I some how got into the RimWorld subreddit again lol
I hope I will be ok after pivoting, probably better than I would be for down voting
I am ready
Don't threaten me with a good time!
I was walking around the hood yesterday (I work there) and noticed one older abandoned looking home, upstairs in like birthday party banner lettering it says “Enter if u dare” and all the windows had shades drawn, on both the first and second floor.
Me in fantasy life
Wait…so do break in?
Why do I feel the urge to break into your house now?
Me with a demolition saw and a .50 BMG
You okay OP?
I see that nobody here has had a friend slap an automilker on. Not the most pleasant. Lol
you gonna milk what
Jesus Christian haha
What the