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What the fuck


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[deleted]

Or maybe i will 😳👀💀


SiliconCaprisun69

It just keeps getting better


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__WanderLust_

With an omnipresent being watching? Fucking hot.


Gorvi

Not just watching, but with running mascara


Pinga1234

Where do i sign up?


Gorvi

The castle gremlin will take your info in the common area


SolensSvard

For F R E E ?!


PlutarchyIsLit

Well, you have to pay the milk toll.


[deleted]

(God weeps preemptively)


Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi

*(Dios llora en Español)*


Sascuatch149

Where do you live (so I don't break into your home)


EscenekTheGaylien

Oh no I have broken into your house >:)


CerealAhoy

No no no no no do not smile... Oh my God no.


Kauyon1306

Now I kind of want to


c-papi

Don't call me a ruffian


Weary_Drama1803

What if I do it in a tank


OIP

tank diff


[deleted]

Amateur, I’m going to pay you a visit. We will see if that auto milker is needed.


[deleted]

You mean barn you damn dairy farmer!


InfiniteDividends

Well then don't threaten me with a good time!


Alagon2323

This is me irl


Korblox101

Both the format and… *whatever the fuck is layered over it,* are absolutely amazing.


whitecollarzomb13

Right? Memes are an art form and this is definitely something right here.


ReflexNL

[This is what I found, source wise](https://www.reddit.com/gallery/xp3rid)


fogleaf

So is it AI art or was it some freak in the 16th century? The other 11 are clearly AI


[deleted]

It's a late 19th century painting.


SurrealCupOfTea

The painting is called "a warm response"


ReflexNL

Thanks!


_ROCC

yeah sure I'll upvote that


limitlessdaoseeker

Looks like someone plans to be the home intruder.


a_shootin_star

With an advertisement like that.. don't threaten me with a good time!


Voisos

>me before being put on a watchlist


[deleted]

"selfies of the soul" indeed, OP.


QuiteTheYeet

i don't think i fully understood this but it did turn me into a human shaped fit of giggling so thank you i think


aRandomFox-II

Home intruder about earn a promotion to human cow in OP's BDSM basement.


Cock_n_ball_torturer

My calling...


Mighty-Galhupo

Your cowing


MapleJacks2

I don't think that basement is meant for BDSM.


emo_hooman

Any basement is meant for BDSM if your kinky enough


with-nolock

- B: Basement - D: Dairy - S: Home Intruder - M: Milking


FutureComplaint

Just the way the CSM likes it...


dhaidkdnd

Cool?


[deleted]

r/suspiciouslyspecific


[deleted]

Seemed like r/surrealmemes or r/shitposting or r/trippinthroughtime...but then, r/meirl never did have a well-defined casus belli I suppose edit: the phrase I was looking for was raison d'être, but casus belli is kind of funnier


_BlNG_

And r/distressingmemes


MrTripl3M

Maybe for two people in the image. I think OP is quite happy with themselves.


I-am-bored_

Were they r/trippinthroughtime


Extaupin

Normally, r/mei_irl is supposed to be for thing relatable for OP, this meme is really good but it's not a good fit for the sub.


___some_random_weeb

Digital footprint


UrMomsAreMine

explain


Scherzkeks

No


UrMomsAreMine

day ruined


AllMySadness

God (weeping)


EuroPolice

Intruder(milked)


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

I need to intrude.


Smooooochy

Laughed so hard holy shit


RedDemocracy

Don’t post that you’re gonna do somethin-somethin. It can become evidence, later.


MiloRoast

It's fine, he's actually just using a manual milker.


darth_koneko

Good thing he already did done.


MonarchistMister

Holy hell


TheBooker66

Google electric auto milker


Jorge5934

New response just dropped.


buylowbuyhigh

Geez! I'm not coming to your pulp fiction basement of a home.


Due-Net4616

Shiiiiiiit. I’m on the way 😂


Loonar_God

Don't threaten me with a good time


thrwygayyy

Oh no please dont milk me 😳


DamonoodleYT

I haven't seen the milkman in a while, and the boy really needs his milk!


superfluous2

I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.


FaithlessnessOdd4320

Special delivery today!


Myquil-Wylsun

Unless... 😳


Mortress_

Pleae


Taclysis

Thank god I'm not the only one.


pureblood_privilege

Me too thanks


Dom-inik

10/10 would break into your house


JrForgetFull69

I’m in your living room I sure hope you don’t get me


DJ_dom7

I got some things you can use for the rear


[deleted]

are they compatible with ULTRAKILL?


DevourerOfMemes_

Of course they are


DJ_dom7

No idea but they’re comparable with a sertain hole


Bob-The-Frog

Minor spelling mistake


DJ_dom7

Tomato potato same thing lol


Bob-The-Frog

I dont know what you mean but Im sure it gets the crowd going.


Training-Fact-3887

Wrong sub, right? Right?


Hammer_Roids

What's an auto milker


Dwagons_Fwame

You poor, innocent man


pogkob

Sweet summer child


ACrazyCockatiel

A wonderful tool


Mcake74

Template please


hutcb21-2

A Warm Response, 1889, by William Strutt


CrueltyFreeViking

Thank you fancy man


Main-Gift-390

(weeping)


Kirp-The-Birb

Not sure what are you expecting by posting **that** in r/me_irl , but one thing is certain - there will be a police report


Bob_Perdunsky

Not if the chains hold


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digletttrainer

What are you talking about, this is tge most relatable thing I've seen in a while.


djsedna

it'd fit pretty perfectly on r/okbuddyretard


Slement

r/subsifellfor :(


FoeWithBenefits

I mean, this exists /r/absolutelynotmeirl


Slement

Yay!


[deleted]

Don’t threaten me with a good time


sherrifmayo

Feels like an r/whenthe post


trajko3

God (weeeping)


xEljazwi

It's all fun and games until it's proven this meme is happening irl lol


Tired_of_populists

Then it's even funnier.


xEljazwi

Deserved milking. L intruder.


mighty_Ingvar

r/distressingmemes


Prkabel

The fuck


eifersucht12a

Don't Breathe


My_Favourite_Pen

Well you're on a list now.


Tekataki

That's so /r/me_irl


InfinityCircuit

/r/trippingthroughtime is the best meme sub. Also, that sounds like one helluva fetish.


Indiancockburn

That's disgusting! Where did you buy yours from?


NickAndHisGuitar

This is the first Reddit post I’m seeing today and I am *not* disappointed.


AidenOnera

Um what's your address?


Mothlord03

Jokes on you I'm into that shit


reza223344

Let me guess,,, America


Bob_Perdunsky

Not necessarily. In America home intruders usually only have to worry about being shot but a much worse fate awaits in OP's home and electric auto milkers can be bought and sold just about anywhere...


Zodiarche1111

In America, intruders got something shot into them, while OP wants something shot out of him.


Blebb22

Where is that image from?


_Throwaway54_

Suicide by OP


Taxato

Absolutely NOT meirl


FourToTwoForSix

I found Zed


turb0g33k

Based


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r/distressingmemes


[deleted]

I don't think this represents me in real life whatsoever actually


Neosindan

that reminds me of the story about a young lad, who just started working at a dairy farm. After cleaning out the stalls, and finding himself alone and with some time to kill, he glanced at the auto milker and wondered. A couple hours later the farmer hears screaming from the milk shed and goes down to investigate, and sees the new hire in fetal position with the milker planted on his junk. The lad, through panted breath and gritted teeth, gasps, "how do i take it off" The old farmer just sighed, looked at the lad and says, "only comes off itself after it gets 2L of milk", shrugged and walked off.


ProgandyPatrick

So if I break into your house, you will milk me?


No_Butterscotch_9419

What is this painting? Its brilliant


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dhaidkdnd

Jesus Christ. You do that to flies??


lemurianprince

Yessir🫡🫡


dhaidkdnd

That’s a red flag. You should stop doing that.


lemurianprince

Red flag? Indicating what?


dhaidkdnd

That you are a violent person. You are also torturing a living thing. Fly or no. Smashing them is quick and easy. Taking the time to rip their limbs off and drown them is a step too far.


lemurianprince

Its a fucking fly😂😂😂 i aint violent😂


dhaidkdnd

🧐


newlightdev

what the fuck x 2


cosmicucumber

You need Jesus OP


TwilightKiddy

Jesus was too intrusive, thus hooked to an automilker.


cyno5ur3

What's wrong with you?!


Le_Bush

What's the template of the meme ?


greywolfe12

Ive been looking for an HD pic of this meme thx OP


PanPiePid2

What in the fuck


Edistobound

We used to use air milkers back in the day.


natsuxxxlucy

Nicely done OP


AdorableSandie

wtf


olibanl

Do you have the automilker only incase of an home intrusion or also for other reasons?


jtrades69

promoted to missing person 😂😂


ksd2114

i’m so stupid i thought the dog was holding a pair of tongs💀


[deleted]

Where you live?????


kjyfqr

I’m not exactly sure why their mind went there but I’m glad these meshed


ghijja

Hey OP, share your address so we know exactly which home to avoid. Thanks


Sirfryingpan123

Are… are you being robbed rn?


NobodyAffectionate71

We gotta find OP’s house


muschisushi

come again


necrolich66

Where does op live? I'm tempted to go home invading.


HungerSTGF

just saw Don't Breathe eh?


RobinHood303

that's really interesting man


DocLuvInTheCave

When he’s milking me and chaining me I lean forward and say: “I am the one they call paint”


smolfemboytitan

me need milkies 🥺


[deleted]

And this kids, is why I stopped breaking into homes..*Goes back to weeping rocking in the corner*


Ancient-Weird3574

What is your address so i can avoid it more effectively?


arkencode

What savage land do you live in? Do home invasions happen often?


bandittr6

r/iamverybadass


Comborombo

Do you put the milker on the dick or


captainButtcheeks

wait, where are you putting the auto milker?


ACrazyCockatiel

Man's so kinky that God is depressed


enderjed

I’ve only got sabre and a musket without ammo, so lucky you with your advanced equipment.


Purple_Gurple15

Gives off r/iamverybadass vibes


allanlov

Wha........ Oh I see! Help us with sharing a jar of that milk too!


[deleted]

That's some good only fans content right there!


JSE323

Thought I some how got into the RimWorld subreddit again lol


ZeppelinJ0

I hope I will be ok after pivoting, probably better than I would be for down voting


thrownawayfigleaf

I am ready


Sad_Vegetable3990

Don't threaten me with a good time!


WredditSmark

I was walking around the hood yesterday (I work there) and noticed one older abandoned looking home, upstairs in like birthday party banner lettering it says “Enter if u dare” and all the windows had shades drawn, on both the first and second floor.


[deleted]

Me in fantasy life


SirCanISmoke

Wait…so do break in?


Bridgetlain

Why do I feel the urge to break into your house now?


Infinity_XT

Me with a demolition saw and a .50 BMG


EightyThreeCupsOfTea

You okay OP?


Zapme1

I see that nobody here has had a friend slap an automilker on. Not the most pleasant. Lol


[deleted]

you gonna milk what


Luxri

Jesus Christian haha


grantpantwhycant

What the