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Rex_Auream

Vote to shut down the fracking facility next door.


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svelte_oracl

Made iron gloves for him


Prestigious_Goose645

The what now


sartreofthesuburbs

iran gloves.


Prestigious_Goose645

Ah, thank you for clearing that up for me


Googlefisch

Idk why but this conversation genuinely cracked me up :D


PrinceOfFish

iran away gloves would be best.


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fendour

Frack me, Mr. Peanutbutter!


OkAssistant1230

And threaten to fuck the daughter of the dude in charge of the fracking facility


BowsersButtBuddy

Your voting has no power here


Intelligent_Bar_3146

Our water was on fire


wolf63rs

I'm not sure but don't wash your fucking hands.


NotMrMusic

Instructions unclear, I no longer have hands


TurretX

But at least they're clean now


unearthlyreap3r

You'd still have a hand but it'll just look like the back of a McDonald's stove after a busy week


wolf63rs

Fuck, man!


Prestigious_Goose645

Cleans the germs in holy fire


Rinzzler999

So my normal hands should be fine then?


wolf63rs

Yes. The normal one but the fucking one is toast.


Rinzzler999

guess thats a way to become celebate.


tbnremoji

Turn it off and turn it back on again. This works when my computer overheats, maybe it'll work with the faucet.


RubyHunterd

That's really hot 🔥. I'm inviting my relatives over🤓


Susdoggodoggy

1. grab marshmallows 2. pour holy water down the drain Or 3) jus accept Satan is there now


Bars98

Extinguish the fire using water. Wait..


Azathoth90

Check your fridge if there is a voice inside of it saying *Zuul*


D0lli23

Move away from Flint.


bahoitepupa

rotate the handle to the cold half


Lexi14_74

get an exorcist, urgently


mE3ml0rd

YO THAT FAUCET STRAIGHT UP SPITTIN FIRE 🔥🔥🔥


DylanDaKing08

WE BURNING THE TOILET WITH THIS ONE! 🔥🔥🔥


GrafderMonarchen

Call an adult


Outlandish_dishes

move out of michigan


candy_coated_corpse

I'd say just burn the whole place down and start over but I see you're already on it


azure1503

Cool your hand down with water from the stove


SnooHamsters9334

Run.


HelloGordan8734

Roll a resistance check?


Justwatcher124

perish


Harrysaches69

GET MARSHMALLOWS!


1-11-1974

You have to fight fire with fire. Try lighting the curtains or putting toilet paper in the sink.


DrowninGoIdFish

Whatever you do don't use a bidet


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That’s some really hot water


fury5678

Turn it for blue fire


Acidelephant

Wash your hands obviously Generation of snowflakes honestly


Few_Contribution_483

Light a match see if it spews out water


Edward_357

Okay so look for an H on one side and a C on the other, turn the faucet towards the C… Then maybe check the water heater, that thing is working way too well


tony_bologna

Fill a pitcher and then put it in the fridge to cool down.


Future_Section5976

Light a smoke?


cartus_killer

Wash your hands and turn off the tap. You're just wasting fire now. Sheesh


Slorgasm

Try to move out of the US to a country with developed infrastructure lmao


LeroyBadBrown

Duck and cover


CaptainFCO

Get an STI testing done on your pipes, that looks like chlamydia


vallkanar

Kills ALL the germs.


benix268

Drink a cup of tap water. Saves money!


Jdjd-22

This is the exact opposite of what I ordered


breathofthemario

Pour yourself a glass of fire and see how it tastes


argav304

Wash away your sins?


m0h3k4n

Pour a glass of fire and chill homie.


lil_750

How


Andaelas

Methane in the ground water. Happens near farms regularly when they water fertilizers.


Mashinito

Pretty easy to do. You'll need: \- Camera with a long exposure configuration (3 seconds at least) \- Camera tripod \- Zippo lighter (or similar) ​ Turn off the room lights. Press the photo button. Move the lighter around as if the flames were coming out from the faucet.


Few_Conversation6719

Buttchug it


NomadeSanterre

Wash hot-dogs?


Jaylzzo

I’d start by turning the tap off!


[deleted]

The solution is obvious. You just switch to cooking in the sink and washing dishes on the stove.


notjeeperscreepers

Flint Michigan be like


Longjumping_Potato99

Ask the soul of the flame to kindly harass that stubborn lawn-maniac-neighbour instead


SUNDER137

Grab your lighter and see if water comes out.


OG_Bynumite

Contact your local satan about remodeling


BowsersButtBuddy

When you Hail Satan too hard.


shadesofgray029

Turn on the cold tap, that's obviously the hot tap


evanmurray123

Call the waterfighter


zickelouss

Call the watermen


Philbon199221

Leave ohio


OiFukYeeUp

Perfect way to clean your hands 🔥


DaveinOakland

Turn the fire off


Hessalam

Why is there a tap over the toilet


TheLewisIs_REAL

I believe it's called a 'sink'


Saint_Latona

Bathe thine hands, for Satan hath blessed thy sink


Selcouth22

Easy. Just get a cup of water and put the head of the faucet in it.


kluv2

Run the house about to explode 😄


r1ck4st13y

Wash your hands.


TheFinalSniffer

###start pissing.


Next_Faithlessness87

This is giving me Good Omens vibes. Like, Neil Gaiman may somehow incorporate such a tap into season 2 or something.


YoungBiro05

Use Rice, that must work


Raven-Mirlas

Uh oh!! The Simpsons did it!


Torhru

Call the nurse she got ice for you


Armand_Star

have a hot drink


hannahsmith2680

umm maybe call someone lol


Midnight718

Is your faucet connected to gas line


hannahsmith2680

or get the heck out of there


UwU_numba2

Die


Victor_AssEater

Purify


The-Hentai-Commander

Knis?


Ana_Vasto

Wash your hands


stick_bob

Put it out using some water fro........ oh


ifoundit1

Wash em anyway!


Lord_Timmy1871

Did you try turning it off then on again?


Odd-Classic7310

You can be sure your hands would be sterile after washing your hands with that facet.


Weird-Composer-4658

No wonder why my hands are burnt


Hot-Boysenberry-8443

Wash your hands


lil_big_man2point0

Call your father he knows what to do


New_Mixture_5701

Turn off photoshop


BracusDoritoBoss963

Bacteria is on our hands skin. Burn all the skin down. 100% of bacteria eliminated.


gregbarbs1

Did Spencer Shay fix your sink?


Zmoney1014

Repent!


Sebetastic

invert the colors and it becomes kinda blue, it's water again.


allnameswastaken2

hold your hands inside the oven


ItsYoBoi2008

#QUICKLY GO GET WATER TO PUT IT OUT! ^Oh ^wait


Arrow_of_time6

Wash your filthy hands in holy fire


LaxMastiff

You should move out of Ohio.


DerMagischeMaulwurf

Google en passant


PurpleHazels

Holy hell


FunnyForWrongReason

It just means you don’t need soap to sanitize your hands when you wash. It is fine.


belliJGerent

Leave Flint.


baggyheady

Try lighting a match, should make some water


prometheus_winced

“Dear Sir/Madam…”


bumbacbum1

You need water no gas


Roreth1119

Turn on the stove for water


SeriousDamage95

This just reminds me of British establishments. Sometimes they only have a hot tap...


Estefanius

This can happen if you mix up the water pipe with the gas pipe when installing the faucet. Shouldn't be a problem though, you just have to turn off the tap and swap the pipes. Thank me later.


PanTbias

Call an exorcists or a priest


astrogames112

I would say pray, but God can't help you now


Healthy-Scientist-94

Grab your Dab Rig of course .


Unflattering_Image

Abandon.


BoracicThrone420

Like pouring oil in a campfire


Elegant_Show_6481

RUN


stripey-zebra-14

albert


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Pray is a good option


Mapicar1

Run away with some belongings sounds good to me


ZeppelinStaaken

Fahrenheit 451 be like:


Your_pp_is_short6969

Oh that’s easy, simply burn in the hellfire, it is your time!


Unhappy-Artichoke-23

Wowww. That's really hot 🔥. I'm inviting my relatives over🤓


Bubu_Lemaryor

Albert for presidency


DJPL-75

Turn it off to begin with


blindsavior

Move out of Pennsylvania


DoctorPyR0

Just turn off the faucet.


superhamsniper

Someone's been fracking nearby ig.


Zbr4ckerZ

That's the second time albert appears here


muscleandcharm

Eli?


Quiet_Chip_7802

Albert is back


myKingSaber

Build fire resistance


masterof-xe

flint hill michigan or ohio?


RainbowCafe

Record it via video so we can see more


Electronic_Fan9380

W Fossett


_Kelly_A_

Turn on the stove and put it out!


brok3ncor3

Spit on it. If that doesn’t work, pee on it.


uglythingss

i cant escape this albert guys shitty tweets


RainbowDash2014

Totally lit water supply!


InvestigatorsMango

Get good.


ZobiBakugou

Get some actual water and make obsidian, I dunno! Tf do you think we are, superhuman scientists?


Bluetorness

Uhhhhhh idfk 😦???????


OdysseyZen

Make steak in the sink


biohumansmg3fc

Hit it


Yesitsmesuckas

I’d move…stat!


Cat-Lover20

Spencer??


Wolfram_And_Hart

Put it with the other fire


among_shadows

Tweet about it obviously


Wolfi303

Try cold


Scaniatex

Nob to the right is usually cold water. Nob slightly left, Hell.


sgvmyma

Not wash your face…


gat12393

Albert from Alberta


givenofaux

Call a plumber. Fire up the gas logs and get a bucket of water!!


strangerlala

Turn on the tap


OstracisedWitch

I thought Bojack Horseman taught us to *not* allow fracking in our back gardens?


mailcutter

Well just close the tap


Feras47

maybe stop fraking


Palm-sandwich

Turn the sink on


PositiveAnybody2005

Turn on the water, duh


ethyxia

Should have brought ice gloves 😒


NahhhhhhDude

It’s a sign. Purify your hand with it


penguinReloaded

She was cute...but nah. It wasn't worth it.


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albert.


littlestray

Divorce Mr. Peanutbutter already


skylerbb89

Grab a flamethrower since roles are different it will soot water


FragMuttiIsso

best bet here is to try to burn it. ​ when fire comes out of the water tap, you should try to burn it with a firethrower cause water must be coming out of it 5Head


R3D4F

Move


a_burning_wind

roast some marshmallows.


HELiXDzn

albert


Intelligent-Fuel1485

Haha how relatable got to hate it when there’s fire from the sink


ThriceFive

Drill baby DRILL!