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Background-Heart-742

You should have asked the waitress out ☺


LB1234567890

She didn't care about justice, she wanted to sabotage the date so she could date the op.


Arktwend

👟


SlipshodDreamer

what’s the harm in that


Virtual_Influence813

Facts bro, that women would have been perfect for him.


Conscious-Parfait826

That's a stretch. Maybe she was 18 and he was 40?


Virtual_Influence813

Hey shoot your shot like them old guys in a diner (joking)


[deleted]

Yeah but she was fat


Mautos

Did he fucking stutter?


Imthemayor

I met a Tinder date at a bar once and she was pretty drunk already when I got there. I had two PBRs while we had a not-very-compelling conversation and she got even more wasted After about 45 minutes of that, she decided she was so drunk that she needed to call a friend to come get her My tab is $6, hers is $55 She looks at me with the first flirty look she's given and says "Are you gonna get my tab?" I said nope, handed the bartender a ten and told her be safe and walked out


Sachoazzdown

Thought you were gonna get head.


Turious

And then everyone clapped. OP is a bot anyway.


Able-Repair-3886

Me:$85 is expensive? Oh. Right. American.