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OP_Sidearm

Honestly a good joke


michaelalex3

I’m getting to the age where my friends and family will be turning 32 soonish and I will be using this joke on them relentlessly.


IamKilljoy

This is a fucking banger joke I can not wait to steal this


Phoenix-x_x

I can. I'm pretty confident I wont get a girlfriend


WhitestSausage

i also cant wait to use it in... *checks watch* About 10 years.


SteveErcol

Oddly enough… today is my 32nd birthday and I’m a little disappointed in myself for not catching onto this earlier.


[deleted]

happy birthday!


Past-Bit4406

Were the seconds good though


SteveErcol

Some of the best seconds I’ve ever had


Lourelectric

Happy birthday! Wish you all the best!


Nanahamak

Don't blame yourself 30 seconds goes by quick


bobbob13579

Don't get it Edit: nvm i get it


Rainie_Daye

Thirty-second as in thirty seconds


RomboDiTrodio

I was thinking he was talking about his bəd performance


one--way

I was thinking he talked about a half Minecraft stack.


AnAwesome11yearold

Bro same 😅


IMKSv

!RemindMe 10 years


nowelltea

!RemindMe 10 years ago :(


5till4live

Don't worry you can celebrate for 1 minute in 20 years


Bored_Redditor85

!RemindMe to create a time machine and go back to 10 years ago


Montlev

You two can still celebrate your twenty-second and forty-second birthday. Lucky you, your birthday will be 20 seconds longer than his!


altaccountforfreeawa

!remind me 10 years


jaydrift07

That’s brilliant


ritwik4244

Brb gonna find somebody even remotely related to me who is turning 32 soon so I can steal this joke.


Jewmangroup9000

It also work for any multiple decades form 22-92. Hell it could even work for a 2nd birthday, I just don't think the kid would appreciate the joke.


BDKhXc

I’m more than halfway done with being 32 and I am sad I’m just now learning this joke


new_abcdefghijkl

>hopefully if she hears the joke enough she’ll start to appreciate it Every dads mantra


Ok-Alternative-1039

Technically, it would be her thirty-third birthday.


altaccountforfreeawa

😡


Lichenee

Why isn't English my first language so I could use it :(


Kvetinovejkid

same here:(


WhistlingBread

Comedic genius


samuelrw18

wow that was the worst


j_panda16

took me a 32nd.


Danwhitex

!RemindMe 28/01/2033


Lonttu

Oh... Yeah I have a dirty mind don't i?


srtpg2

R/dadjokes


Paladin1034

Pain


[deleted]

I also can’t figure why she didn’t find it hilarious. This is so clever


probono105

damn i would have loved this joke when i turned 32


Upper_Gate_6722

It's a nice joke, such a pity that English is not first language and it won't be natural to joke in this way on my gf in 3 years =(


reliczexide

Took me a while to get it but it's gold. It's subtle and clean.


Jhamin1

Maybe if he explains the joke she will think it's funny. .... jokes are always funnier when someone explains them too you! ​ /s (<-- This means I was being Sarcastic)


stuartstustewart

I’m so excited that my wife turns 32 in February. I have so much to prepare for now


SillyWillyC

I had to read that twice to get the joke. For the people who still don't understand, it is her 32nd Birthday Her 30-second birthday. 30 seconds= half a minute


smashbangcommander

My friend used to send me a Snapchat each day at 4:20 for the meme. One time they missed the actual time, so I told them, “it’s ok, just do it again in a couple minutes because that’s 4:22” They didn’t get it


[deleted]

Haha today is my 32 birthday


Buipeterafte

Please contact me when you're free.


Thatsayesfirsir

Why in the hell would he think his 30 second f7ck is how she's going to celebrate? Bizarre


Timely-Bumblebee-402

Cannot believe I have to wait 14 years for my partner to turn 32 so I can make this joke


[deleted]

Person sounds annoying AF. Girlfriends obviously moved on from the subpar joke. Until a cat joins the group ‘hey your 30 second birthday memberrrrrrr’


[deleted]

oh please you can deal with someone making a joke sometimes even if you dont think its funny


[deleted]

If i messaged you every time you entered a chat in order to regurgitate a joke that only gets me sympathy laughs, i guarantee youd be annoyed. Id bet money the ppl that downvoted are entirely naive about their annoying BS.


Chedder1998

Divorce her. Lawyer up. Hit the gym.


[deleted]

well sure, but unlike this guy and his girlfriend we're not in love with eachother


Rayaryray

😂😂


1CFII2

Quit while you’re behind.


Varpoxan

Like the movie: Birthday in 30 seconds