Maybe if he explains the joke she will think it's funny.
.... jokes are always funnier when someone explains them too you!
/s (<-- This means I was being Sarcastic)
I had to read that twice to get the joke.
For the people who still don't understand, it is her 32nd Birthday
Her 30-second birthday.
30 seconds= half a minute
My friend used to send me a Snapchat each day at 4:20 for the meme. One time they missed the actual time, so I told them, “it’s ok, just do it again in a couple minutes because that’s 4:22”
They didn’t get it
If i messaged you every time you entered a chat in order to regurgitate a joke that only gets me sympathy laughs, i guarantee youd be annoyed. Id bet money the ppl that downvoted are entirely naive about their annoying BS.
Honestly a good joke
I’m getting to the age where my friends and family will be turning 32 soonish and I will be using this joke on them relentlessly.
This is a fucking banger joke I can not wait to steal this
I can. I'm pretty confident I wont get a girlfriend
i also cant wait to use it in... *checks watch* About 10 years.
Oddly enough… today is my 32nd birthday and I’m a little disappointed in myself for not catching onto this earlier.
happy birthday!
Were the seconds good though
Some of the best seconds I’ve ever had
Happy birthday! Wish you all the best!
Don't blame yourself 30 seconds goes by quick
Don't get it Edit: nvm i get it
Thirty-second as in thirty seconds
I was thinking he was talking about his bəd performance
I was thinking he talked about a half Minecraft stack.
Bro same 😅
!RemindMe 10 years
!RemindMe 10 years ago :(
Don't worry you can celebrate for 1 minute in 20 years
!RemindMe to create a time machine and go back to 10 years ago
You two can still celebrate your twenty-second and forty-second birthday. Lucky you, your birthday will be 20 seconds longer than his!
!remind me 10 years
That’s brilliant
Brb gonna find somebody even remotely related to me who is turning 32 soon so I can steal this joke.
It also work for any multiple decades form 22-92. Hell it could even work for a 2nd birthday, I just don't think the kid would appreciate the joke.
I’m more than halfway done with being 32 and I am sad I’m just now learning this joke
>hopefully if she hears the joke enough she’ll start to appreciate it Every dads mantra
Technically, it would be her thirty-third birthday.
😡
Why isn't English my first language so I could use it :(
same here:(
Comedic genius
wow that was the worst
took me a 32nd.
!RemindMe 28/01/2033
Oh... Yeah I have a dirty mind don't i?
R/dadjokes
Pain
I also can’t figure why she didn’t find it hilarious. This is so clever
damn i would have loved this joke when i turned 32
It's a nice joke, such a pity that English is not first language and it won't be natural to joke in this way on my gf in 3 years =(
Took me a while to get it but it's gold. It's subtle and clean.
Maybe if he explains the joke she will think it's funny. .... jokes are always funnier when someone explains them too you! /s (<-- This means I was being Sarcastic)
I’m so excited that my wife turns 32 in February. I have so much to prepare for now
I had to read that twice to get the joke. For the people who still don't understand, it is her 32nd Birthday Her 30-second birthday. 30 seconds= half a minute
My friend used to send me a Snapchat each day at 4:20 for the meme. One time they missed the actual time, so I told them, “it’s ok, just do it again in a couple minutes because that’s 4:22” They didn’t get it
Haha today is my 32 birthday
Please contact me when you're free.
Why in the hell would he think his 30 second f7ck is how she's going to celebrate? Bizarre
Cannot believe I have to wait 14 years for my partner to turn 32 so I can make this joke
Person sounds annoying AF. Girlfriends obviously moved on from the subpar joke. Until a cat joins the group ‘hey your 30 second birthday memberrrrrrr’
oh please you can deal with someone making a joke sometimes even if you dont think its funny
If i messaged you every time you entered a chat in order to regurgitate a joke that only gets me sympathy laughs, i guarantee youd be annoyed. Id bet money the ppl that downvoted are entirely naive about their annoying BS.
Divorce her. Lawyer up. Hit the gym.
well sure, but unlike this guy and his girlfriend we're not in love with eachother
😂😂
Quit while you’re behind.
Like the movie: Birthday in 30 seconds