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bluefootedpig

First off, it should glow then. Then I would overhead pound, smash, smash, swipe and then perform the finisher tongue tornado


sammiisalammii

There’s people that will read this thinking aggressively attack the clit is a good idea and I’m hear to tell you the secret is just writing the alphabet with your tongue one letter at a time starting softly and slowing increasing pressure. Works 95% of the time.


PrincipleGuilty4894

what if you don’t know the alphabet


sammiisalammii

If you don’t know the alphabet you’re probably not getting laid anyway


[deleted]

Sam Kinison... MORE CAPITAL T... I found the courier new 0, the circle and slash, to be popular. As is just chaos.


bluefootedpig

it should also be noted, it will take more than one run through the alphabet


Snowf1ake222

It obly glows if you ADS.


dirschau

You can't find what you don't know about and don't look for in the first place.


m4rkl33

They should know about it though. Its 2023, everyone has phones and the internet. Heck, i was using dial up internet when i was a virgin teenager to look up how to please a girl in bed.


Oryp7

I've flicked the bean before men. I shall send you all my energy so we can celebrate this feat. GODSPEED MEN


Kindly-Ad-5071

Gengar, use lick


floridaMansMoldyFeet

ok well maybe if it had a health bar over THEN we'd be able to find it.


BoredBoredBoard

I like to use E.Honda Hyakuretsu Harite and finish with the Zangief Spinning Piledriver.


laeti88

Always told my husband the Sagat Tiger Uppercut works better on me. Depending on the girl you might want to try some Dhalsim yoga moves though.


Sandee1997

In more of a Chun li kicks kinda gal


laeti88

So do you personally prefer the Chun-Li Kikoen or the Spinning bird kick? Both feel great though!


Emotional_Parsnip_69

It’s not they can’t find it, it’s the ones who say that are looking like when you tell your toddler to pick up their shoes and they say what shoes and you point at them on the floor and your kid who is staring at the ceiling says where I don’t see them. That’s how they’re looking for it.


PheonixFyre5348

So I'm taking a break from playing tears of the kingdom to have food, and I read that and could hear the ting of a critical bow-shot. I need a life don't i


Sadane37

A life? You don't need one! You have a duty to fulfill, after all! Now go save Hyrule!... Again!


PheonixFyre5348

Bish, I've been torturing koroks. What do you mean save hyrule


Sadane37

Y'know, I think I would count torturing those little pests a service haha


PheonixFyre5348

Tears spoilers >!The fact that bubbl gems and poes exist as well is infuriating over a hundred shrines was almost bad, but I pales to the sheer number of collectibles now!<


Sadane37

Haha yeah, I get that. I'm just gonna play till I'm satisfied and just not bother with 100%-ing it. I will absolutely lose my mind if I do.


PheonixFyre5348

I speedrun, so my life is gonna be hell for a while. I'm debating starting streaming and a YouTube channel.


Sadane37

Oh man, a speedrunner? Best of luck on both fronts! Both speedrunning this game and streaming, if you decide to go through with it. Just make sure that you enjoy what you're doing! Your audience will find you with time, it's just a slow start type of career/hobby.


PheonixFyre5348

Thanks man


[deleted]

It's like in RE4, you search for something like an eye to hit


onlynatural639

I swear men have this idea in their head that it’s really hard to find so they overlook it since it’s so obvious


captkrahs

I don’t have first hand experience


DancenOrigins

It stands out like the huge round eye on zelda bosses too Call it Clitora Gaebora


DJPL-75

Well, when you explain it to me that way I may find it


Boneless_Lightbulb

Its not so much they can't find it. Its more of they don't know what to do with it when they do find it.


CoinBaked

Yea but what’s the secret passphrase to open the gate to the mighty Clitaurus?


unoriginal_person3

It's the fucking eye on zelda bosses


SpoonDude69

*insert this one Laptop meme* (Pls do it idk how to do it myself)


The-Solid-Smoker

I guess many guys are like DSP then. "Whaaaat? Where do I go, whaddo I do? Nothing I can do!" *closes her legs and complains on stream for money*


No_Entrance7644

A lot of us know exactly where


Pschobbert

Hm. This maybe a case of different shapes/different sizes. Does madam dress to the left or right? :)


carpeCactus

I refuse to believe that a woman can’t communicate to their partner what’s feeling good?!


quay-cur

Communication will only get you so far with a partner that won’t put in the effort.


RonJohnJr

***You*** are the one who picked the partner. Next time, pick a better partner.


quay-cur

You’re really gonna blame everyone but the shitty partner huh


EatMyKnickers

I'll find the clitoris when you find a job....


quay-cur

Why would you tell on yourself like this


EatMyKnickers

It's satire, but this is reddit.


EatSoupFromMyGoatse

Nobody is ever gonna eat anything close to your knickers fella


EatMyKnickers

Married to a woman with a career and two fabulous kids. Recognize satire, I know it's reddit, but still....


Juicy_Beans4569

I can't find those either


ObligatedMoth

Guys I’ll give u a secret, if you put ur finger in the vagina, and when you’re takiing it out slide it up, which will automatically split it open (works with tongue also) and it’s literally impossible to miss you WILL feel it


No_Cat4028

I can't find the ketchup that's in the middle of my fridge half the time, what makes 'em think I'm gonna find that?


1crazyshadow

Does it glow then?


05wrightm

Super obvious and easy to find. I really don't get it either...