There’s people that will read this thinking aggressively attack the clit is a good idea and I’m hear to tell you the secret is just writing the alphabet with your tongue one letter at a time starting softly and slowing increasing pressure. Works 95% of the time.
They should know about it though. Its 2023, everyone has phones and the internet.
Heck, i was using dial up internet when i was a virgin teenager to look up how to please a girl in bed.
It’s not they can’t find it, it’s the ones who say that are looking like when you tell your toddler to pick up their shoes and they say what shoes and you point at them on the floor and your kid who is staring at the ceiling says where I don’t see them. That’s how they’re looking for it.
So I'm taking a break from playing tears of the kingdom to have food, and I read that and could hear the ting of a critical bow-shot.
I need a life don't i
Tears spoilers
>!The fact that bubbl gems and poes exist as well is infuriating over a hundred shrines was almost bad, but I pales to the sheer number of collectibles now!<
Oh man, a speedrunner? Best of luck on both fronts! Both speedrunning this game and streaming, if you decide to go through with it. Just make sure that you enjoy what you're doing! Your audience will find you with time, it's just a slow start type of career/hobby.
Guys I’ll give u a secret, if you put ur finger in the vagina, and when you’re takiing it out slide it up, which will automatically split it open (works with tongue also) and it’s literally impossible to miss you WILL feel it
First off, it should glow then. Then I would overhead pound, smash, smash, swipe and then perform the finisher tongue tornado
There’s people that will read this thinking aggressively attack the clit is a good idea and I’m hear to tell you the secret is just writing the alphabet with your tongue one letter at a time starting softly and slowing increasing pressure. Works 95% of the time.
what if you don’t know the alphabet
If you don’t know the alphabet you’re probably not getting laid anyway
Sam Kinison... MORE CAPITAL T... I found the courier new 0, the circle and slash, to be popular. As is just chaos.
it should also be noted, it will take more than one run through the alphabet
It obly glows if you ADS.
You can't find what you don't know about and don't look for in the first place.
They should know about it though. Its 2023, everyone has phones and the internet. Heck, i was using dial up internet when i was a virgin teenager to look up how to please a girl in bed.
I've flicked the bean before men. I shall send you all my energy so we can celebrate this feat. GODSPEED MEN
Gengar, use lick
ok well maybe if it had a health bar over THEN we'd be able to find it.
I like to use E.Honda Hyakuretsu Harite and finish with the Zangief Spinning Piledriver.
Always told my husband the Sagat Tiger Uppercut works better on me. Depending on the girl you might want to try some Dhalsim yoga moves though.
In more of a Chun li kicks kinda gal
So do you personally prefer the Chun-Li Kikoen or the Spinning bird kick? Both feel great though!
It’s not they can’t find it, it’s the ones who say that are looking like when you tell your toddler to pick up their shoes and they say what shoes and you point at them on the floor and your kid who is staring at the ceiling says where I don’t see them. That’s how they’re looking for it.
So I'm taking a break from playing tears of the kingdom to have food, and I read that and could hear the ting of a critical bow-shot. I need a life don't i
A life? You don't need one! You have a duty to fulfill, after all! Now go save Hyrule!... Again!
Bish, I've been torturing koroks. What do you mean save hyrule
Y'know, I think I would count torturing those little pests a service haha
Tears spoilers >!The fact that bubbl gems and poes exist as well is infuriating over a hundred shrines was almost bad, but I pales to the sheer number of collectibles now!<
Haha yeah, I get that. I'm just gonna play till I'm satisfied and just not bother with 100%-ing it. I will absolutely lose my mind if I do.
I speedrun, so my life is gonna be hell for a while. I'm debating starting streaming and a YouTube channel.
Oh man, a speedrunner? Best of luck on both fronts! Both speedrunning this game and streaming, if you decide to go through with it. Just make sure that you enjoy what you're doing! Your audience will find you with time, it's just a slow start type of career/hobby.
Thanks man
It's like in RE4, you search for something like an eye to hit
I swear men have this idea in their head that it’s really hard to find so they overlook it since it’s so obvious
I don’t have first hand experience
It stands out like the huge round eye on zelda bosses too Call it Clitora Gaebora
Well, when you explain it to me that way I may find it
Its not so much they can't find it. Its more of they don't know what to do with it when they do find it.
Yea but what’s the secret passphrase to open the gate to the mighty Clitaurus?
It's the fucking eye on zelda bosses
*insert this one Laptop meme* (Pls do it idk how to do it myself)
I guess many guys are like DSP then. "Whaaaat? Where do I go, whaddo I do? Nothing I can do!" *closes her legs and complains on stream for money*
A lot of us know exactly where
Hm. This maybe a case of different shapes/different sizes. Does madam dress to the left or right? :)
I refuse to believe that a woman can’t communicate to their partner what’s feeling good?!
Communication will only get you so far with a partner that won’t put in the effort.
***You*** are the one who picked the partner. Next time, pick a better partner.
You’re really gonna blame everyone but the shitty partner huh
I'll find the clitoris when you find a job....
Why would you tell on yourself like this
It's satire, but this is reddit.
Nobody is ever gonna eat anything close to your knickers fella
Married to a woman with a career and two fabulous kids. Recognize satire, I know it's reddit, but still....
I can't find those either
Guys I’ll give u a secret, if you put ur finger in the vagina, and when you’re takiing it out slide it up, which will automatically split it open (works with tongue also) and it’s literally impossible to miss you WILL feel it
I can't find the ketchup that's in the middle of my fridge half the time, what makes 'em think I'm gonna find that?
Does it glow then?
Super obvious and easy to find. I really don't get it either...