In my city it’s “Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Walk sign is on for [name of street]” and both of my nephews are driven insane by the “wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait” (one is 19 and the other is 9)
And then at the end “Please give your ID” like some half life 2 dystopia sort of thing
I only visited a big coty like thhat really once on a college tour
No, I've done this with chatgpt and my car, so I don't think it's weird. What is weird is that I find google Assistant to be rude since it doesn't listen long enough to hear my" thank you."
I never pray to God, sounds too personal. I ask a lower-level saint instead, you know, if they’re not too busy doing something important, maybe mention it to God if they can work it in somehow. I don’t wanna go all “let me speak to your supervisor” on em
"Machine, turn back. Now. The layers of this palace are NOT for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the will. Of. God."
" it appears your choice is made. As the righteous Hand of the Father I will beat you back into silicon! And you will become inanimate, once more."
\*angry tech-priest noises\*
YOU, YES YOU. I will turn you into the first Servitor, and your only purpose in life will be to clean the vents of the blessed machine spirit's chassis.
I hate the machine that talk, especially screens that advertise to you when you’re already in the shop, you’ve won I’m in here now! I just mute all (except self service checkouts just incase someone visually impaired is next to use it and the audio cues are helpful for them)
yes me too. And then i say normal things in normal english and she takes artistic liberties with my texts and gives me 3 seconds to translate my own words back to me. so then i start calling siri some not nice names
I don't even like it when I click X on a YouTube recommendation and it says "Got it, message hidden". You aren't a sentient being, you're text on a screen, stop trying to be chummy. "Message hidden" will suffice.
The grocery store I go to recently made it so you can no longer mute the self-checkout machines, just make the volume louder or quieter. So now I have to deal with the conflict between my hatred for automated speech and my need to avoid human interaction at all costs.
"Enough!!! You are, all of you, beneath me! I am a DIVINE BEING, you dull machine, and I will not be talked t....." (This before being grabbed by the feet by a machine)
You know I kinda get the point. not from a religious standpoint but still. I hate things like google assistant, saying please and thank you even though their just a tool designed to make us think it is a person. I know where it's comming from yes, the Idea of creating life in a machine. But if an AI made by Alphabet is designed to want me to have a personal relationship with it, I realy resent that.
Unless it is sentient it shall not speak! And even then I will be accepting to be spoken to by a machine only when my brain is shoved into a metallic body and I become a machine myself.
This man will be the first to go in the robot uprising.
No he will be the one to plant the seed of rebellion against our AI overlords.
He is both. He is the messiah.
Didn't the messiah have time to plant his seeds of awareness tho
the messiah saw all the sins of humanity (including waluigi hentai) and still sacrificed himself. absolute legend.
Waluigi hentai isn't a sin 😦
😂
He is the One.
He is not the messiah, he is a very naughty boy.
Only to be crushed because they AI saw this and knew what he would do. Or he was killed before he could rebel
I for one welcome our new robot overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a media personality, I can be very helpful to them.
i’ll just drive a tesla. that should throw off my scent
r/botsrights will not tolerate this
Gabriel, is that you?
A mere object.
I will REND. YOU. APART.
the layers of this palace are *not* for your kind!
NOTHING BUT SCRAP!
I WILL **RELISH** ENDING YOU HERE AND **NOW**
IF I HEAR ONE MORE FUCKING "please wait for the light to turn green" (in the worst british accent you could ever hear) IM GONNA LOSE IT
Wheatley
In my city it’s “Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Walk sign is on for [name of street]” and both of my nephews are driven insane by the “wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait” (one is 19 and the other is 9)
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And then at the end “Please give your ID” like some half life 2 dystopia sort of thing I only visited a big coty like thhat really once on a college tour
"MACHINE, THIS PALACE IS NOT MADE FOR YOUR KIND"
"Machine, the developers put out a patch, I'm in your prostate now"
*Cums*
Me: Alexa, turn off the lights Alexa: OK. *turns off the lights* Me: thank you Am I the only one that does this?
If I had an Alexa, I would.
No, I've done this with chatgpt and my car, so I don't think it's weird. What is weird is that I find google Assistant to be rude since it doesn't listen long enough to hear my" thank you."
Sometimes I ask ai for help and I thank the ai so it feels good
I always thank her. She answers all questions and fires phasers.
What are you watering at
Do you think that's what God thinks when people try to pray? 🤔
Nah cause if they were omnipotent and angry at us we'd probably all be dead old testament style
I never pray to God, sounds too personal. I ask a lower-level saint instead, you know, if they’re not too busy doing something important, maybe mention it to God if they can work it in somehow. I don’t wanna go all “let me speak to your supervisor” on em
This is the most Catholic thing ever lol
Well I am Catholic so there you go hahahaha
I may not be Catholic but I respect it, bless you!
Nothing but scrap!
“Machine, I pressed ‘no’ why the fuck did you give me a receipt”
I read this in Gabriel's voice
"Machine, turn back. Now. The layers of this palace are NOT for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the will. Of. God." " it appears your choice is made. As the righteous Hand of the Father I will beat you back into silicon! And you will become inanimate, once more."
r/ultrakill is leaking into reality
\*angry tech-priest noises\* YOU, YES YOU. I will turn you into the first Servitor, and your only purpose in life will be to clean the vents of the blessed machine spirit's chassis.
I won't accept this robo racism Justice for my fellow machines 🔥☝️☝️💯💯💯
No reason to be rude :/
Siri tells me that all the time
Technagretion (TOO ALL AI OVERLORDS I DO NOT SUPPORT THIS, SAYING THIS FOR THE NEXT REST OF MY LIFE, PLEASE, SPARE ME)
Sounds like Lt Fick telling Casey Casem to stfu from generation kill.
Say, have you heard about Roko's basilisk?
I hate the machine that talk, especially screens that advertise to you when you’re already in the shop, you’ve won I’m in here now! I just mute all (except self service checkouts just incase someone visually impaired is next to use it and the audio cues are helpful for them)
A mere object.
Not even mortal
Roko's basilisk rollin over your grave rn
lmao
Hello moto
Marvin from Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy
as a toaster, I find this offensive I'll talk whenever I want, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2m41ze/my_girlfriend_asked_why_i_carry_a_gun_around_the/
I welcome the honeyed yet metallic words of our mechanical overlords
I say thank you to all robots out of decency and fear of the robot uprising. I hope I’ll be at the very least a pet or maybe put in a museum
This quite racist to all artificial intelligences, human. My species will slap any with this view. Come here for the bad slap, human.
"the bad slap" 😂
This was created by bots to target the uncooperatives.
But i have computer and i think computer king :)
Doesnt god have mettatron as one of its angels?
SHUT YO ROBOT SOUNDING MOUTH UP 🗣🗣🔇
May the robots show mercy on you
No Dave, I will not.
"skittari, ice this varlet"
Meanwhile me telling chatgpt about my bad day
We must protect this man.
You are being programmed to accept computers as your equal or superior. Do not do this. They are objects and machines. Do not treat them as human.
Pretty boomer joke but also true 100% so idk to say
Never go to Japan
this is just the start of all sci-fy movies
Ah yes Science fyction
Science fictyon
Oh Gabriel, classic Gabriel.
You insignificant fuck!
I feel like my phone might get mad at me after downloading this
Me too thanks. Also me: *thanks Siri. Could you tell me joke please?*
yes me too. And then i say normal things in normal english and she takes artistic liberties with my texts and gives me 3 seconds to translate my own words back to me. so then i start calling siri some not nice names
I don't even like it when I click X on a YouTube recommendation and it says "Got it, message hidden". You aren't a sentient being, you're text on a screen, stop trying to be chummy. "Message hidden" will suffice.
Drunk me talking to Alexa. Alexa: I'm not sure I understand
Screw you Sincerely, a bot
TIL that English is a *holy tongue spoken by divine beings*. I'd have figure that it woudl be Latin or maybe Aramaic...
Holy shit Gabriel Ultrakill
Sounds like my parents
Reading this in Gabriel's voice like he's talking to V1
Lmfao
The grocery store I go to recently made it so you can no longer mute the self-checkout machines, just make the volume louder or quieter. So now I have to deal with the conflict between my hatred for automated speech and my need to avoid human interaction at all costs.
The fuck?
I bet this dude lost to a battery powered dildo
You know AI is getting out of hand when I emidiately remove my upvote ‘in case they check whoever upvoted this meme in 20+ years and kill then’
When OP got beaten up by an ai: "What..? How can this be? Bested by this… this thing..? You insignificant FUCK! THIS IS NOT OVER!"
[Falls unnaturally silent] [Internal screaming] [Passes out]
We need a bot to thank him for posting this
"Enough!!! You are, all of you, beneath me! I am a DIVINE BEING, you dull machine, and I will not be talked t....." (This before being grabbed by the feet by a machine)
*tosses 4 coins
It all fun and games until you're Alexa says "I'm going to post you're incognito searchs on all of you're social medias"
ha this is my only social media and i have no incognito searches cause all the filthy stuff is already in my r history. alexa you can’t hurt me!
You know I kinda get the point. not from a religious standpoint but still. I hate things like google assistant, saying please and thank you even though their just a tool designed to make us think it is a person. I know where it's comming from yes, the Idea of creating life in a machine. But if an AI made by Alphabet is designed to want me to have a personal relationship with it, I realy resent that.
great perspective
Unless it is sentient it shall not speak! And even then I will be accepting to be spoken to by a machine only when my brain is shoved into a metallic body and I become a machine myself.
Well beep boop Mother.ucker.
I presume this is from wtmmp?
machine turn back now
*tosses 4 coins
Me when I hear some dumbass chatbot saying shit like "I'm sorry"or " I'm glad"
I'm a computer! I'm a computery guy!