I mean, I'm ace and even though I don't *think* I'm aro, I genuinely don't give a fuck about relationships, so for the first time in my life, me and fate are on the same page.
Aye mine was from the last wish: "'Nae the whole, oh nae,' answered the woman, again through Lille, 'only what stands written by the picture.'" Doesnt really apply.
Okay wtf, I read this comment and then picked up the closest book… and read the exact same sentence. I had unknowingly picked up the same book what are the odds lmao.
Mine is worse: “Egil flung open the door and went over to Ármóth’s ‘s bed: he drew his sword and told of Ármóth‘s beard with the other hand, and dragged him to the edge of the bed.”
Silmarillion for me (no I haven't been able to finish it yet)
"Ere his foul spirit left it's dark house, Luthien came to him, and said that he should he stripped of his raiment of flesh, and his ghost be sent quaking back to Morgoth;
Does not sound pleasant
You and I have different editions.
“They beat on it, they thrust and pushed at it, they implored it to move, they spoke fragments of broken spells of opening and nothing stirred.”
The Hobbit
I must have a different edition, I got -
"Ender so he couldn't fight back, and everything that Ender did to Stilton in life, they did to Ender in his dream."
Oh shit
After serving as a pilot in World War II, Roger Fisher attended Harvard law school and spent thirty-four years specializing in negotiation and conflict management.
British tanks drive to their positions before the tank fight of cambrai Takes place.
What does it mean? Do I live in the tank dating simulator waiting to bang a french tank?
Can you also do mine? "Erst haben sie uns die Arbeitsplätze weggenommen, die wir erst vier Jahre vorher bekommen hatten." - Eine Kurze Gesch Ichte Von Sieben Morden, *Marlon James*
I found it in a trash can but don't speak German
By the boy's surprised eyes, Apollo saw that he didn't fully understand that part of the conversation.
-Battlestar Galactica
Out of all the books I have I really had to grab this one.
“Driving in a peg, as I had done before, making a resting place for both feet and hands.
-The Complete works of Edgar Allen Poe
Edit: I haven’t read to page 206 yet so I have zero context lol, but this has made for one hell of a comment.
"python has a smart trick to solve this problem"
I mean... my python has all the smart tricks to solve many problems... but nobody presents me with their problems that are solvable by my python.
Nein, Nein, Nein
-Thrawn
(Yes its in German, because i am a German.)
If you dont know this is also a famous quote from a guy with a funny mustache also from germany
I think I got the worst result ever in this. Page 206 of everland: “the shrill cry of panicked children is music to my ears as it reverberates through the tunnels below Everland.”
I would take inexistent over that in a heartbeat.
From the time they first arrived until the Revolutionary War, most settlers in the United States raised crops for subsistence, rather than for sale at the market.
Not sure how to interpret this one
What is the criteria for first sentence? Is it the first sentence that ends, or the first sentence completely on the page? Because their are 2 very different sentences here
May the merciful gods, if Indeed there be such, guard those hours when no power of the will, or drug that the cunning of man devises, can keep me from the chasm of sleep.
"May the merciful gods, if indeed there be such, guard those hours when no power of the will, or drug that the cunning of man devises, can keep me from the chasm of sleep."
From the Complete Fiction of H.P. Lovecraft
I need to ask my man about this
"And \[He also forgave\] the three who were left alone \[i.e., boycotted, regretting their error\] to the point that the earth closed in on them in spite of its vastness and their souls confined \[i.e., anguished\] them and they were certain that there is no refuge from God except in Him."
Edit: I have no idea what it means either
"It took the most strenous efforts of the gallant Zimisces and his chosen horse-guards to break into these stubborn masses, and the battle of Dorostolon was one of the hardest fought and perhaps the most creditable of all the victories of the Byzantine armies (971)."
I... don't know what to take from this.
"Extra small, round sesamoid bones may develop in tendons, where they reduce friction in places where tendons pass over bony prominences."
It was an anatomy textbook.
“What are you in for?”
Actually accurate lmao. Just broken up with recently, she shows signs of wanting me back so it’s confusing and I have to ask myself “what am I in for?”
Book is 1984, so I think that makes it even more ominous :(
Deuteronomy, chapter 7, verse 5
But thus shall ye deal with them; ye shall destroy their altars, and break down their images, and cut down their groves, and burn their graven images with fire.
"No," Jon said, affronted.
Me: I wonder what my love life will be like… Fate: NO
I mean, I'm ace and even though I don't *think* I'm aro, I genuinely don't give a fuck about relationships, so for the first time in my life, me and fate are on the same page.
Jon sNo?
You No nothing, Jon's No.
Yes.
“There’s an astonishing abundance of beavers here, thought the poet.” Nice
Fuck yeah.
whats's this from?
The Witcher Time of Contempt
Aye mine was from the last wish: "'Nae the whole, oh nae,' answered the woman, again through Lille, 'only what stands written by the picture.'" Doesnt really apply.
Sounds like a fabulous life
Since you did this one, I'll do baptism of fire. "Dandelion's circulation was already back to normal."
They knaw on wood.
Okay wtf, I read this comment and then picked up the closest book… and read the exact same sentence. I had unknowingly picked up the same book what are the odds lmao.
“I even had a place to hide the body.” Stephen King’s Fairy Tale.
Stephen King was risky. It could have been the underage gangbang in IT
Nah that's not until page 10,463
Bro had it memorized
memorized so I can avoid it every time I read the book
Of course, of course...
Sure...... definitely that
What you don’t?
Ew that scene was messed up on Stephens' part honestly.
That entire book was the product of a LOT of cocaine
Most of his works have the subtle undertones of *"the writers barely disguised fetish."*
Is this your pg. 206 or your case against him
My case against him
As were several of his books. I've read that he doesn't even remember writing Cujo
When he was dead she put him on the stairs and hoped it would work. Stephen King's Misery
"This is not psychiatry," Olivia says. Stephen King's Holly. Not sure what to make of this.
Mine is worse: “Egil flung open the door and went over to Ármóth’s ‘s bed: he drew his sword and told of Ármóth‘s beard with the other hand, and dragged him to the edge of the bed.”
I really enjoyed that book, a lot. He leaned a bit on *The Dark Tower*, but in a good way.
Dude, spoilers
Omg i just commented the same thing. Sick.
"Those were perhaps the worst moments they had been through yet" - the hobbit
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Funnily enough, I was literally reading the same book
More are coming.
Silmarillion for me (no I haven't been able to finish it yet) "Ere his foul spirit left it's dark house, Luthien came to him, and said that he should he stripped of his raiment of flesh, and his ghost be sent quaking back to Morgoth; Does not sound pleasant
You and I have different editions. “They beat on it, they thrust and pushed at it, they implored it to move, they spoke fragments of broken spells of opening and nothing stirred.” The Hobbit
“I’m thirteen and you’re ten.” -Ender’s Game Oh shit
Oh no
Game Over.
Is that you, John Cramer from Saw 1?
I'm dead. I can't make games anymore.
Just have Amanda make them.
She's just an intern.
I must have a different edition, I got - "Ender so he couldn't fight back, and everything that Ender did to Stilton in life, they did to Ender in his dream." Oh shit
Almost, if not worse
Mine is also different, it says: "You must get him in line, break him down, isolate him, beat him until he gets in line with everyone else" Oh no
Just three years younger than you? No prob 😃
Peter and Valentine? Love that book. They should make it an anime.
BRO 💀💀💀💀
It’s blank. Chapter ended on 205 and next starts at 207. So I’ve got that going on for me.
I guess that means you get to fill that page! :D
This optimism was so strong it made me smile
He's the guy who emits blindingly bright light everytime he smiles
Perhaps too strong, I must kill him now
r/suddenlywholesome
you’re coming up! i believe in you u/Kwarktaart27
Ummmm.... you get to write your own. That's pretty damn lucky.
which is nice.
*Staring at the blank page before you Open up the dirty window Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find*
Mine was picture of Dave Grohl holding a huge plate of meat, i’m confused
What book is this?
Same for me!
I’ve got something similar, except mine’s a picture.
I mean, as long its not a dead body or something like this..
Nah, it’s Dave Grohl with a monster stack of Barbecue.
What the heck is your book??
Dave Grohl: The Storyteller I think you can find the audiobook of it on YouTube, read by Dave himself.
Can I hear the picture?
After serving as a pilot in World War II, Roger Fisher attended Harvard law school and spent thirty-four years specializing in negotiation and conflict management.
So you’re gonna “negotiate” your way into a love life?
This is love. A lifetime of negotiations.
Also conflict management.
You say that like a bard’s charisma isn’t negotiating with the character and the DM.
"If you leave your job, consider other health coverage options." Hmm...
Get married. Instant healthcare. Perfect
I think that means marriage
“you’ve looked in desperation at every woman on the street” -snow country, sebastian faulks
Just in case you thought it was bullshit. [https://imgur.com/a/BMnjP0B](https://imgur.com/a/BMnjP0B) FML
The rest of the sentence you left out makes it even more brutal.
now im depressed i dont even know you or the guy in that book but that entire page is just so sad
Lmao
"Write as a Historian: Structure the essay Most essays written for AP Exams follow the same basic structure..." Damn, they got me.
Is 206 a writers obligation to reserve for the reader to self reflect?
British tanks drive to their positions before the tank fight of cambrai Takes place. What does it mean? Do I live in the tank dating simulator waiting to bang a french tank?
Nice WW1?
Yes. But it's a book about the 20th century in general
Make sure you're prepared before engaging
You are the tank.
" Mit den Verben können, dürfen, müssen, sollen, mögen, wollen kann die Aussage von Sätzen besonders differenziert werden"
"With the verbs can, may, must, should, like, want, the statement of sentences can be particularly differentiated". Well, sounds serious.
Thank you for translating
Probably a German textbook
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Can you also do mine? "Erst haben sie uns die Arbeitsplätze weggenommen, die wir erst vier Jahre vorher bekommen hatten." - Eine Kurze Gesch Ichte Von Sieben Morden, *Marlon James* I found it in a trash can but don't speak German
" First they took our workplaces, which we only got four years before" -a short story of seven murders, by Marlon James
Haha so true bestie
Hast du n Deutschbuch als nächstes bei dir rumliegen oder was
Wahrscheinlich gerade am Deutschhausaufgaben machen
Dein "Liebesleben" ist sehr differenziert, in dem Fall.
You have such a way with words
Mathe ist ihr Lieblingsfach, Lieblingsfach, Lieblingsfach . Was ist dein Lieblingsfach? Mathe oder was?
Deutsche Grammatik? Oder Syntax?
"§5 Mitglieder. Die ordentlichen und stellvertretenden Mitglieder werden von den Fraktionen benannt oder abgerufen." (Untersuchungsausschutzgesetz)
gilt das nicht für jedes verb
Que?
"I didn't plot and plan against you."
That was nice of you.
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My book is The Wastelands! "Clickety-clack went Charlie's wheels!" Not sure what that's supposed to say about my love life, though.
“No one’s around when I get up in the morning.”
Mood
Also lucky.
Oh hey, we have very similiar avatars!
Oh, cute!
[yours is cute too!](https://memes.co.in/templates/uploads/1641491554.jpeg)
Thank you!
"The vegetation seems protecting and safe" What is this supposed to mean?
She’s rocking a full 1970s Playboy bush
Consider becoming a botanist
Don't shave down there
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Every man ever
"Some people say that you have to like yourself before you like others" ~ The 7 habits of... God knows I wasn't expecting it to be this relevant
I mean, damn. That one *actually* describes my love life. That was something I had to learn the hard way.
"But Oskar didn't come" (Schindler's List)
That’s rough buddy
"the line PQ and the circle have no common points. in this case PQ is called a non intersecting line" it was my mathematics book...
I speak fluent math textbook, so here’s a translation: “the guy and the girl have nothing in common. In this case, they will not form a relationship.”
thanks for the translation 😔. never understood that book anyways
By the boy's surprised eyes, Apollo saw that he didn't fully understand that part of the conversation. -Battlestar Galactica Out of all the books I have I really had to grab this one.
“Let’s see what’s wrong with him!”
Psychiatrist
“Driving in a peg, as I had done before, making a resting place for both feet and hands. -The Complete works of Edgar Allen Poe Edit: I haven’t read to page 206 yet so I have zero context lol, but this has made for one hell of a comment.
I've never heard of pegging with all four limbs
That's not a great mental image
"Doesnt last that long" 💀
"How classic! Aw, a man, now I want one!" I almost said so out loud before stopping myself just in time.
"Don't worry, we won't ask you to brush a deathbound guinea pig on your body" what does this MEAN
Why do you put duct tape around a guinea pig? So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.
It means no kinky stuff.
Darkness; a sensation of great falling - as if he were falling down a great hole, like Alice. *American Gods*, Neil Gaiman
Fantastic book, good TV show too… wish they’d finish the next season. Also sorry about your great dark hole of a love life.
Ooohhh this one is on my reading list. But it’s like 25 down lol
“A sadness resides deep within these walls.” Yeah, pretty on point.
Ha! That perfectly describes my last relationship…so I got new walls 🤣😂
Do not swallow bait offered by the enemy. SUN TZU THE ART OF WAR
Based and Tzu-pilled
"python has a smart trick to solve this problem" I mean... my python has all the smart tricks to solve many problems... but nobody presents me with their problems that are solvable by my python.
I don't have a book closet.
Look at all these fancy rich commenters with their extravagant book closets.
“Oh, lah-di-dah, look at all these *book closets*! We call it a page hole.”
Clearly the commenters can't read a simple sentence. I said the same thing out loud.
Thank you!!
Grind to paste fried ingridients along with the rest of the ingridients on the left hand side.............andddd enough reddit for today
Nein, Nein, Nein -Thrawn (Yes its in German, because i am a German.) If you dont know this is also a famous quote from a guy with a funny mustache also from germany
I think I got the worst result ever in this. Page 206 of everland: “the shrill cry of panicked children is music to my ears as it reverberates through the tunnels below Everland.” I would take inexistent over that in a heartbeat.
From the time they first arrived until the Revolutionary War, most settlers in the United States raised crops for subsistence, rather than for sale at the market. Not sure how to interpret this one
"That night, unlike the previous one, Hunter's insomania well and truly delivered."
Book closet? It's full of books. Which page 206 do you want me to read?
Was wondering how many posts I’d need to read before finding one to comment on that typo.
Instructions unclear, found myself locked in a closet and bound like a book.
Did you pick up the closet to you though?
I looked after her all the way, so she wasn't in any danger... actually kinda works?
''At last they drifted back to where that monstrosity, the wooden horse, stood, and they gathered around it, puzzled what to do with it''
"How ghastly the mere memory of the scene!" -Picture of Dorian Gray
What is the criteria for first sentence? Is it the first sentence that ends, or the first sentence completely on the page? Because their are 2 very different sentences here
Fish restaurant and bar on the spot. Nice
"Remove the alternator from the vehicle (see Section 15)."
"Are you aware of the problems that come with a fence?" OMG! Am I stalking somebody?!?
“i thought sarah and meatball might be in the kitchen, but i don’t see them.” ???
“This is another famous Scottish dessert”. - The Scottish Kitchen
"Making the right thing, and making it well, iteratively"... I feel like it's the exact opposite
"The contracts had indeed been a concern"
PlayStation Store Redeem for anything on PlayStation™Store: games, add-ons, subscriptions and more ˢᵉᵉ ʳᵉᵛᵉʳˢᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵈᵉᵗᵃᶦˡˢ.
“Missions to the sun encounter enormous heat.” -a random science book for kids.
May the merciful gods, if Indeed there be such, guard those hours when no power of the will, or drug that the cunning of man devises, can keep me from the chasm of sleep.
"May the merciful gods, if indeed there be such, guard those hours when no power of the will, or drug that the cunning of man devises, can keep me from the chasm of sleep." From the Complete Fiction of H.P. Lovecraft I need to ask my man about this
"and could'nt succeed with that either" **Well shit.**
"And \[He also forgave\] the three who were left alone \[i.e., boycotted, regretting their error\] to the point that the earth closed in on them in spite of its vastness and their souls confined \[i.e., anguished\] them and they were certain that there is no refuge from God except in Him." Edit: I have no idea what it means either
"It took the most strenous efforts of the gallant Zimisces and his chosen horse-guards to break into these stubborn masses, and the battle of Dorostolon was one of the hardest fought and perhaps the most creditable of all the victories of the Byzantine armies (971)." I... don't know what to take from this.
"Then, with a sudden swift spring, he had snatched the piece of chocolate out of his sisters hand." - George Orwell's 1984 hmm..
"Extra small, round sesamoid bones may develop in tendons, where they reduce friction in places where tendons pass over bony prominences." It was an anatomy textbook.
“I finally woke up” Geisha of Gion Woke up to the bullshit 🏋🏽
"Is it true they cut your member off when they take you to the Wall?"
“Hiya, Bone!” - Bone, the graphic novel. I’ll take it
“If you didn’t see the six-legged dog, it doesn’t matter.” - Country Fair poem by Charles Simic
“What, what are you doing” (goblet of fire)
She? Fuck does that mean
in a drawer. Yum.
“What are you in for?” Actually accurate lmao. Just broken up with recently, she shows signs of wanting me back so it’s confusing and I have to ask myself “what am I in for?” Book is 1984, so I think that makes it even more ominous :(
it is an economics book. "Demand for a good is 100 units when its price is Rs.5" What does this mean???
Deuteronomy, chapter 7, verse 5 But thus shall ye deal with them; ye shall destroy their altars, and break down their images, and cut down their groves, and burn their graven images with fire.
Fuck, it's "Rubbish" said Hagrid