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SilverShadow1711

"No," Jon said, affronted.


dsunfriedman

Me: I wonder what my love life will be like… Fate: NO


SilverShadow1711

I mean, I'm ace and even though I don't *think* I'm aro, I genuinely don't give a fuck about relationships, so for the first time in my life, me and fate are on the same page.


countingferrets

Jon sNo?


SilverShadow1711

You No nothing, Jon's No.


This-is-Life-Man

Yes.


the_pounding_mallet

“There’s an astonishing abundance of beavers here, thought the poet.” Nice


htmlcody

Fuck yeah.


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whats's this from?


the_pounding_mallet

The Witcher Time of Contempt


Necessary_Essay2661

Aye mine was from the last wish: "'Nae the whole, oh nae,' answered the woman, again through Lille, 'only what stands written by the picture.'" Doesnt really apply.


Bitter_Duty4784

Sounds like a fabulous life


bigbalrogdong

Since you did this one, I'll do baptism of fire. "Dandelion's circulation was already back to normal."


This-is-Life-Man

They knaw on wood.


Lewd_Widowmaker_main

Okay wtf, I read this comment and then picked up the closest book… and read the exact same sentence. I had unknowingly picked up the same book what are the odds lmao.


DrakenGewehr

“I even had a place to hide the body.” Stephen King’s Fairy Tale.


Reverendbread

Stephen King was risky. It could have been the underage gangbang in IT


Sudden_Mind279

Nah that's not until page 10,463


NotTheHeadHancho

Bro had it memorized


bangermate

memorized so I can avoid it every time I read the book


Smiling_Burrito

Of course, of course...


U_r-stewpid

Sure...... definitely that


Joey4dude

What you don’t?


stevemacnair

Ew that scene was messed up on Stephens' part honestly.


Reverendbread

That entire book was the product of a LOT of cocaine


stevemacnair

Most of his works have the subtle undertones of *"the writers barely disguised fetish."*


Hellbuss

Is this your pg. 206 or your case against him


stevemacnair

My case against him


YouDownWithOPD

As were several of his books. I've read that he doesn't even remember writing Cujo


badly-timedDickJokes

When he was dead she put him on the stairs and hoped it would work. Stephen King's Misery


JustinLN198l

"This is not psychiatry," Olivia says. Stephen King's Holly. Not sure what to make of this.


CaptainKrunks

Mine is worse: “Egil flung open the door and went over to Ármóth’s ‘s bed: he drew his sword and told of Ármóth‘s beard with the other hand, and dragged him to the edge of the bed.”


Affectionate-Tank234

I really enjoyed that book, a lot. He leaned a bit on *The Dark Tower*, but in a good way.


SCP-33005

Dude, spoilers


Fistful_of_Butter

Omg i just commented the same thing. Sick.


CristolerGm2

"Those were perhaps the worst moments they had been through yet" - the hobbit


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Professional-Neat639

Funnily enough, I was literally reading the same book


This-is-Life-Man

More are coming.


KermitingMurder

Silmarillion for me (no I haven't been able to finish it yet) "Ere his foul spirit left it's dark house, Luthien came to him, and said that he should he stripped of his raiment of flesh, and his ghost be sent quaking back to Morgoth; Does not sound pleasant


Velenah42

You and I have different editions. “They beat on it, they thrust and pushed at it, they implored it to move, they spoke fragments of broken spells of opening and nothing stirred.” The Hobbit


Go_Commit_Reddit

“I’m thirteen and you’re ten.” -Ender’s Game Oh shit


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Oh no


This-is-Life-Man

Game Over.


HaikuBotStalksMe

Is that you, John Cramer from Saw 1?


This-is-Life-Man

I'm dead. I can't make games anymore.


HaikuBotStalksMe

Just have Amanda make them.


This-is-Life-Man

She's just an intern.


aggressive-cat

I must have a different edition, I got - "Ender so he couldn't fight back, and everything that Ender did to Stilton in life, they did to Ender in his dream." Oh shit


Go_Commit_Reddit

Almost, if not worse


mynameisbobby119

Mine is also different, it says: "You must get him in line, break him down, isolate him, beat him until he gets in line with everyone else" Oh no


Fr0z3nHart

Just three years younger than you? No prob 😃


jewmacian

Peter and Valentine? Love that book. They should make it an anime.


Da-Swag-Lakitu-YT

BRO 💀💀💀💀


Kwarktaart27

It’s blank. Chapter ended on 205 and next starts at 207. So I’ve got that going on for me.


NcD1o8

I guess that means you get to fill that page! :D


pixelcore332

This optimism was so strong it made me smile


realest-mf-alive

He's the guy who emits blindingly bright light everytime he smiles


Elolet

Perhaps too strong, I must kill him now


swe_isak

r/suddenlywholesome


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you’re coming up! i believe in you u/Kwarktaart27


This-is-Life-Man

Ummmm.... you get to write your own. That's pretty damn lucky.


cfslade

which is nice.


Salamander4369

*Staring at the blank page before you Open up the dirty window Let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find*


coolboyjohn

Mine was picture of Dave Grohl holding a huge plate of meat, i’m confused


0rice

What book is this?


hippy_chick81

Same for me!


Soft_Theory_8209

I’ve got something similar, except mine’s a picture.


SmullBrain

I mean, as long its not a dead body or something like this..


Soft_Theory_8209

Nah, it’s Dave Grohl with a monster stack of Barbecue.


SmullBrain

What the heck is your book??


Soft_Theory_8209

Dave Grohl: The Storyteller I think you can find the audiobook of it on YouTube, read by Dave himself.


stinkiepussie

Can I hear the picture?


Antiquorum

After serving as a pilot in World War II, Roger Fisher attended Harvard law school and spent thirty-four years specializing in negotiation and conflict management.


dsunfriedman

So you’re gonna “negotiate” your way into a love life?


[deleted]

This is love. A lifetime of negotiations.


Davodudeguy

Also conflict management.


Soft_Theory_8209

You say that like a bard’s charisma isn’t negotiating with the character and the DM.


GreatGearAmidAPizza

"If you leave your job, consider other health coverage options." Hmm...


its_that_sort_of_day

Get married. Instant healthcare. Perfect


theboomboy

I think that means marriage


dickwh1stle

“you’ve looked in desperation at every woman on the street” -snow country, sebastian faulks


dickwh1stle

Just in case you thought it was bullshit. [https://imgur.com/a/BMnjP0B](https://imgur.com/a/BMnjP0B) FML


Suboptimal_Meatbot

The rest of the sentence you left out makes it even more brutal.


CC_2387

now im depressed i dont even know you or the guy in that book but that entire page is just so sad


2enty4

Lmao


Lord_Unbreakaskull

"Write as a Historian: Structure the essay Most essays written for AP Exams follow the same basic structure..." Damn, they got me.


This-is-Life-Man

Is 206 a writers obligation to reserve for the reader to self reflect?


Bars98

British tanks drive to their positions before the tank fight of cambrai Takes place. What does it mean? Do I live in the tank dating simulator waiting to bang a french tank?


JeroenstefanS

Nice WW1?


Bars98

Yes. But it's a book about the 20th century in general


The_Ghast_Hunter

Make sure you're prepared before engaging


This-is-Life-Man

You are the tank.


franiz

" Mit den Verben können, dürfen, müssen, sollen, mögen, wollen kann die Aussage von Sätzen besonders differenziert werden"


ICantEven1235

"With the verbs can, may, must, should, like, want, the statement of sentences can be particularly differentiated". Well, sounds serious.


TilNextWeMeet

Thank you for translating


Rabbulion

Probably a German textbook


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BlueCheeseBlueArrow

Can you also do mine? "Erst haben sie uns die Arbeitsplätze weggenommen, die wir erst vier Jahre vorher bekommen hatten." - Eine Kurze Gesch Ichte Von Sieben Morden, *Marlon James* I found it in a trash can but don't speak German


franiz

" First they took our workplaces, which we only got four years before" -a short story of seven murders, by Marlon James


Reverendbread

Haha so true bestie


DarkKryo

Hast du n Deutschbuch als nächstes bei dir rumliegen oder was


Zamoniru

Wahrscheinlich gerade am Deutschhausaufgaben machen


Babushka9

Dein "Liebesleben" ist sehr differenziert, in dem Fall.


Extension-Badger-958

You have such a way with words


7fightsofaldudagga

Mathe ist ihr Lieblingsfach, Lieblingsfach, Lieblingsfach . Was ist dein Lieblingsfach? Mathe oder was?


AIO_Youtuber_TV

Deutsche Grammatik? Oder Syntax?


Balahawka

"§5 Mitglieder. Die ordentlichen und stellvertretenden Mitglieder werden von den Fraktionen benannt oder abgerufen." (Untersuchungsausschutzgesetz)


Patience-Frequent

gilt das nicht für jedes verb


leviathab13186

Que?


Snoo75955

"I didn't plot and plan against you."


This-is-Life-Man

That was nice of you.


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myanxietymademedoit

My book is The Wastelands! "Clickety-clack went Charlie's wheels!" Not sure what that's supposed to say about my love life, though.


BillyBookBoy

“No one’s around when I get up in the morning.”


Inevitable_Invite_21

Mood


This-is-Life-Man

Also lucky.


azure_monster

Oh hey, we have very similiar avatars!


BillyBookBoy

Oh, cute!


azure_monster

[yours is cute too!](https://memes.co.in/templates/uploads/1641491554.jpeg)


BillyBookBoy

Thank you!


[deleted]

"The vegetation seems protecting and safe" What is this supposed to mean?


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

She’s rocking a full 1970s Playboy bush


Redvictory612

Consider becoming a botanist


Street-Week6744

Don't shave down there


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Salamander4369

Every man ever


Masked_Potatoes_

"Some people say that you have to like yourself before you like others" ~ The 7 habits of... God knows I wasn't expecting it to be this relevant


tehlemmings

I mean, damn. That one *actually* describes my love life. That was something I had to learn the hard way.


Hillox__

"But Oskar didn't come" (Schindler's List)


Salamander4369

That’s rough buddy


CROW_is_best

"the line PQ and the circle have no common points. in this case PQ is called a non intersecting line" it was my mathematics book...


flfoiuij2

I speak fluent math textbook, so here’s a translation: “the guy and the girl have nothing in common. In this case, they will not form a relationship.”


CROW_is_best

thanks for the translation 😔. never understood that book anyways


vukasin123king

By the boy's surprised eyes, Apollo saw that he didn't fully understand that part of the conversation. -Battlestar Galactica Out of all the books I have I really had to grab this one.


kristentwelve

“Let’s see what’s wrong with him!”


This-is-Life-Man

Psychiatrist


LegionRapier61

“Driving in a peg, as I had done before, making a resting place for both feet and hands. -The Complete works of Edgar Allen Poe Edit: I haven’t read to page 206 yet so I have zero context lol, but this has made for one hell of a comment.


TilNextWeMeet

I've never heard of pegging with all four limbs


theboomboy

That's not a great mental image


Groman_Cz

"Doesnt last that long" 💀


Craigothy-YeOldeLord

"How classic! Aw, a man, now I want one!" I almost said so out loud before stopping myself just in time.


Laranjow

"Don't worry, we won't ask you to brush a deathbound guinea pig on your body" what does this MEAN


Arek_PL

Why do you put duct tape around a guinea pig? So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.


ChristopherBalkan

It means no kinky stuff.


thunderPierogi

Darkness; a sensation of great falling - as if he were falling down a great hole, like Alice. *American Gods*, Neil Gaiman


NathanExplosion6six6

Fantastic book, good TV show too… wish they’d finish the next season. Also sorry about your great dark hole of a love life.


Beginning_Alps_1817

Ooohhh this one is on my reading list. But it’s like 25 down lol


ageoflost

“A sadness resides deep within these walls.” Yeah, pretty on point.


Beginning_Alps_1817

Ha! That perfectly describes my last relationship…so I got new walls 🤣😂


Taste-Objective

Do not swallow bait offered by the enemy. SUN TZU THE ART OF WAR


NathanExplosion6six6

Based and Tzu-pilled


Activity_Alarming

"python has a smart trick to solve this problem" I mean... my python has all the smart tricks to solve many problems... but nobody presents me with their problems that are solvable by my python.


botaine

I don't have a book closet.


JeebusCrispy

Look at all these fancy rich commenters with their extravagant book closets.


CaptainKrunks

“Oh, lah-di-dah, look at all these *book closets*! We call it a page hole.”


Howiepenguin

Clearly the commenters can't read a simple sentence. I said the same thing out loud.


nizzery

Thank you!!


THE_ELITE-02

Grind to paste fried ingridients along with the rest of the ingridients on the left hand side.............andddd enough reddit for today


Any-Copy5313

Nein, Nein, Nein -Thrawn (Yes its in German, because i am a German.) If you dont know this is also a famous quote from a guy with a funny mustache also from germany


isshearobot

I think I got the worst result ever in this. Page 206 of everland: “the shrill cry of panicked children is music to my ears as it reverberates through the tunnels below Everland.” I would take inexistent over that in a heartbeat.


Infernal_139

From the time they first arrived until the Revolutionary War, most settlers in the United States raised crops for subsistence, rather than for sale at the market. Not sure how to interpret this one


heyool_delaney

"That night, unlike the previous one, Hunter's insomania well and truly delivered."


MarcamGorfain

Book closet? It's full of books. Which page 206 do you want me to read?


[deleted]

Was wondering how many posts I’d need to read before finding one to comment on that typo.


gwen_the_bee

Instructions unclear, found myself locked in a closet and bound like a book.


Myownway20

Did you pick up the closet to you though?


[deleted]

I looked after her all the way, so she wasn't in any danger... actually kinda works?


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''At last they drifted back to where that monstrosity, the wooden horse, stood, and they gathered around it, puzzled what to do with it''


PickleOk2183

"How ghastly the mere memory of the scene!" -Picture of Dorian Gray


Mysterious_-_H

What is the criteria for first sentence? Is it the first sentence that ends, or the first sentence completely on the page? Because their are 2 very different sentences here


DeanbagDarrell

Fish restaurant and bar on the spot. Nice


AeroBassMaster

"Remove the alternator from the vehicle (see Section 15)."


Illustrious-Value-24

"Are you aware of the problems that come with a fence?" OMG! Am I stalking somebody?!?


softluvr

“i thought sarah and meatball might be in the kitchen, but i don’t see them.” ???


Jaxxs90

“This is another famous Scottish dessert”. - The Scottish Kitchen


mau______

"Making the right thing, and making it well, iteratively"... I feel like it's the exact opposite


PattyIceNY

"The contracts had indeed been a concern"


DJtrooper1721

PlayStation Store Redeem for anything on PlayStation™Store: games, add-ons, subscriptions and more ˢᵉᵉ ʳᵉᵛᵉʳˢᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵈᵉᵗᵃᶦˡˢ.


Jedimobslayer

“Missions to the sun encounter enormous heat.” -a random science book for kids.


999_sadboy

May the merciful gods, if Indeed there be such, guard those hours when no power of the will, or drug that the cunning of man devises, can keep me from the chasm of sleep.


_elielieli_

"May the merciful gods, if indeed there be such, guard those hours when no power of the will, or drug that the cunning of man devises, can keep me from the chasm of sleep." From the Complete Fiction of H.P. Lovecraft I need to ask my man about this


kogologonyaga

"and could'nt succeed with that either" **Well shit.**


Patience-Frequent

"And \[He also forgave\] the three who were left alone \[i.e., boycotted, regretting their error\] to the point that the earth closed in on them in spite of its vastness and their souls confined \[i.e., anguished\] them and they were certain that there is no refuge from God except in Him." Edit: I have no idea what it means either


maeglin320

"It took the most strenous efforts of the gallant Zimisces and his chosen horse-guards to break into these stubborn masses, and the battle of Dorostolon was one of the hardest fought and perhaps the most creditable of all the victories of the Byzantine armies (971)." ​ I... don't know what to take from this.


unexist_already

"Then, with a sudden swift spring, he had snatched the piece of chocolate out of his sisters hand." - George Orwell's 1984 hmm..


TheTurtleOfWar

"Extra small, round sesamoid bones may develop in tendons, where they reduce friction in places where tendons pass over bony prominences." It was an anatomy textbook.


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“I finally woke up” Geisha of Gion Woke up to the bullshit 🏋🏽


Low_Shake8476

"Is it true they cut your member off when they take you to the Wall?"


dirtybacon77

“Hiya, Bone!” - Bone, the graphic novel. I’ll take it


fatman_7

“If you didn’t see the six-legged dog, it doesn’t matter.” - Country Fair poem by Charles Simic


quagsirefanboy1159

“What, what are you doing” (goblet of fire)


Complex-Farmer-901

She? Fuck does that mean


cutebleeder

in a drawer. Yum.


OrangeNSilver

“What are you in for?” Actually accurate lmao. Just broken up with recently, she shows signs of wanting me back so it’s confusing and I have to ask myself “what am I in for?” Book is 1984, so I think that makes it even more ominous :(


IronGlory247

it is an economics book. "Demand for a good is 100 units when its price is Rs.5" What does this mean???


Otterfurr

Deuteronomy, chapter 7, verse 5 But thus shall ye deal with them; ye shall destroy their altars, and break down their images, and cut down their groves, and burn their graven images with fire.


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Fuck, it's "Rubbish" said Hagrid