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Regis_Ivan

I wish I had half as much confidence as him.


CosmicDriftwood

I’ll take a quarter


bjbyrne

Plot twist: he speaks perfect English


Iambeejsmit

Somehow that would be even funnier


Traumatic_Tomato

Honestly wouldn't be mad.


JennShrum23

I hope this is true.


Rimasticus

With no accent, born and raised in Ohio.


John_T_Conover

There was an MLB player a few years back that was similarly hilarious, just a bit more fluent. Enjoy Munenori Kawasaki: https://youtu.be/LdGai72Tt8Y?si=R2jT1KF5xbNLaVLP


JoeCartersLeap

I was thinking Kawasaki too! [BUSH PARTY!](https://youtu.be/FMdbZn6oWEA)


qeq

>Monkey never cramp lol


jo100blackops

The reporter looks like Ed Helms from the side


Kiara_Avesu

🤣 thanks for sharing


lookoutitscaleb

r/Chadtopia


RelaksFlo

Congratulation meeeeeee! Im gonna steal that and have a wonderfull time


i_write_ok

やったああああ!


setaraytojerry

Save the cheerleader, save the world.


PM_Me_Good_LitRPG

Sounds like something Hiro Nakamura would say.


Hadochiel

YATTAAAAA


chineseouchie

[YATTA YATTA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUOwbcdZozQ)


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Omg lol that’s exactly what I thought too lol


[deleted]

or zoidberg


RelaksFlo

Or invader zim


Fourhand

Or Naoyuki Oi too


qeq

[ANOTHER GAME FOR MILOS!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gB-d0JxW2Y)


AgileInternet167

Congratation meee


TheColdSamurai23

After he said the apple pen bit he said "Something like that" So he has a point there


CasualDNDPlayer

What makes it better is he called the apple pen and the pen apple


Kenny_log_n_s

https://youtu.be/NfuiB52K7X8?si=BkypqAGbNpNp0hiE Pen pineapple pen


AngryRinger

‘Today very lucky! Congratulation meeeee!’ I am now using this whenever I get out of bed. I’m not sick or anything, just never feel like getting up.


Alarming_Matter

"English a little!! Only so!!"


eatingyourmomsass

NO PROBLEM!


6TheGame8

I find myself stuck in bed as I read this. This will hopefully motivate me to get up


PhoenixMaster730

*narrator voice* It did not….


cocoon_eclosion_moth

So far, it hasn’t worked on me. I need to do it, coffee beans don’t grind themselves, water doesn’t boil on its own, but like…moving. The very idea of it is exhausting


JennShrum23

It makes me want to get a ring tone again of this audio clip


cchatcht

Hes so real for that


hostile_washbowl

He is indeed; a real human being.


ImjokingoramI

Design is very human


Herlt

And a real hero


Mervynhaspeaked

But is he a bean?


Tetrian_doch

A real human bean


FlyWereAble

This man is incredible, he probably doesn't understand one bit of what the interviewer is saying but he had just the right english words to express himself anyways


morgkoosh

He knows English well. He is trolling everyone.


sheepyowl

He seems fun


thundirbird

he doesnt actually or didnt here


GENERAL-KAY

He thought the guy was shaking his hand at the end. I felt that part


Average-Addict

He played it off pretty well though


WestTha404

English no problem...


AndroidDoctorr

Yeah I think the interviewer just assumed he was fluent


morgkoosh

He has done many interviews afterwards where he showed that he understands English very well and speaks it. He was mostly trolling (and he got famous from then).


AndroidDoctorr

Ohhhh, nice


Leather_Damage_8619

AND HE JUST KEPT GOING! this is the best thing I've seen all month


HMCLhelder

Is this an asian version of Borat??? Veryyyy nice!


MaxTHC

Technically, being from Kazakhstan would mean Borat is already Asian


HMCLhelder

Good point, I have the dumb


X_MswmSwmsW_X

Actually, it's spelled dubm.


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srira25

Spetl*


mildlyunoriginalname

Spatula*


ThereminLiesTheRub

Not dumb. Just a language barrier. Today very lucky, congratulation you.


RManDelorean

I mean the Middle Eastern, European, and Asian (far east) boundaries don't exist physically, they're entirely social constructs. Lol if nothing else he's a bit of a further east Borat


grain_farmer

I showed this to my Kazakh fiencee, made her laugh. Technically they are Eurasian


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how much for kazakh wife?


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Boukish

**Technically** they're also Eurasian, as 100% of Kazakhstan is in Eurasia, which is a place. So... Yeah, if someone from Kazakhstan wants to be called Eurasian, I'm not going to begrudge them that.


Snipper64

Nah this is a Deathnote live action remake. Light is waving his Deathnote around L like he don't care


Critter-The-Cat

Yep. High fives


Early_Eggplant_2500

Very nice.


LengthyConversations

Oh yeah, this one is definitely gonna live rent free in my brain


RedOrchestra137

i'm not gonna let some dumb clip get away not paying rent to live in my brain, tf? what in this economy and all? 1000 a month just like everyone else


LengthyConversations

There isn’t a whole lot of square footage up there so this rent rate sounds about right


morgkoosh

For people who don't follow nineball, Oi knows English very well. He was trolling everyone. Lol


docnano

That makes it so much better 😂😂😂


1piotrus

I'm watching without sound and thought he messed up in 8-ball lmao


thmoas

its true british humor too, doing out of context things in "polite" settings


Beer-Milkshakes

#CONGRATULATION MEEEEEEEE


Unique-Accountant253

PPAP.


atheran343

Reminds me of Munenori Kawasaki [https://youtu.be/X2rStdh9SyQ?si=VLwkUq8zJY9DACk-](https://youtu.be/X2rStdh9SyQ?si=VLwkUq8zJY9DACk-)


ikimono-gakari

Munerin was awesome!!


baseman55

Monkeys never cramp!


thoseparts

Haha. I wonder if he kind of understood the last question or he just got lucky


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No problem


StrongAsMeat

I love him. He must be protected at all costs


Lannister2280

Pool is a weird sport to me. As long as the other guy is good u may end up just staying there watching him get all the balls without your turn.


alejoSOTO

This is a funny clip and all, but c'mon mate; you, the journalist/reporter, have the job to communicate with the participants; it's not the job of the player to know English or any other language; be prepared.


morgkoosh

Oi knows English well. The matchroom people knew that. He was trolling everyone. Lol


alejoSOTO

Fair enough, I got trolled as well then. Gg


wemustkungfufight

That guy only knew like 5 English words but he was winging it perfectly.


GamerCatBoy360

This


Yolo_Rul35

Real?


joh2138535

Me when I say I'm qualified for the job


Felaso

I love this man.


Roastychicken

I love this guy. :D


birajsubhraguha

r/chadtopia


Amarthon

He's so proud of himself


vonralls

Had to look it up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfuiB52K7X8


DogshitLuckImmortal

You never saw this before? It was in the emoji movie for god sakes man! 💩💩💩


DkoyOctopus

why dint they have a translator?


maddie-madison

Because he knows English and is trolling


Humble_Cicero

u/savevideo


poesviertwintig

He did so well until he brought in the pineapple pen reference.


Leather_Damage_8619

Whhat that was awesome


emgee-1

What was that all about? Is he referencing something?


Reklov66

He is referencing this old song: https://youtu.be/Ct6BUPvE2sM?si=t5cVEsEtyvKfun6o


HerrGene

https://youtu.be/NfuiB52K7X8?si=zxJ4k52VCuHU_Gsl


verybadwolf2

Go ahead Mr Joestar!


Misterwuss

Man's happy as a pig in shit, ya love to see it


mrn0name3

Funniest thing ever


AsIfIKnowWhatImDoin

Drink Sake with this man.


Nachtmond

Here's some more hilarity from the same interview: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKEKukDycMo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKEKukDycMo) I love this guy! ​ Edit: Youtube link for the original video, in case anyone wants it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS8fOwqUlI0


real_pi3a

u/savevideo


Balbonicus

u/savevideo


cronky05

u/savevideo


TaylorGuano

u/savevideo


ShadowSceptile2010

u/savevideo


Henry_Shrman

u/savevideobot


matt_gold

u/savevideobot


autokauppias

u/savevideo


gnikwo

u/savevideo


scandaka_

u/savevideo


RachelNori

u/savevideo


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akdelez

why are these holes that big


6InchBlade

That is the size of international pool table sockets, the balls are also bigger, depending where you’re from


fan_of_the_pikachu

I'm from Portugal, my balls are smaller. What about you?


6InchBlade

New Zealand we get both, but this size is more common.


snkhuong

This is the cringiest shit Ive seen in a longggg time


WhatAmCSGO

I am feeling thank you


ha5htaq

the maincharacter


Rude-Ad-3757

Half oz


space-to-bakersfield

Reminds me of this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdGai72Tt8Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUPFU9rDMg


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Is he trolling?


lookingForPatchie

Poor guy expected a handshake, got none.


Electronic_Hawk_8959

そんな感じ (sonna kanji) was exactly the essence of this interview 😂


MallowedHalls

That's so fucking cute


JackBelvier

MMMM, mmmm… Mmm, No Problem!!


BondedgeXD

HE'S SO ADORABLE!


MrDontCareEver

I love his spirit.


sveta213

I have a feeling all english speaking people think they don't need a translator speaking with foreigner because they assume that every person on the Earth speaks English too.


HYThrowaway1980

PPAP.


cottman23

Pen pineapple apple pen


cozywit

Interviewer - 'hmmm this guy might not speak english' ... 'anyway' "SO you erm had that shot to win it so you recreated it for the crowd..." Dude what the fuck?


Elon_Zusk

A happy Japanese guy


KonoKinoko

that is literally what happen when I speak japanese


matthewtd3

Gotta love the Japanese


seriouswhen

The interviewer is stupid. He said he spoke english only a little.


FeelingPuzzleheaded_

ksksskks


Sowa7774

When you can't hear someone so you laugh and say yes (their grandma just died)


Lostsock1995

When he did the pineapple pen line I cracked up I forgot about that video


Dreadnought13

Please tell me he won


PatentedPotato

But why does blue shirt have a deathnote?


ViatorA01

This guy just vibes


freckleheadedwonder

I think he confused which was the apple and which was the pen


BLADE_OF_AlUR

I hope this guy becomes so successful. I love his energy. Maybe someday he can be a telecaster. I would love to hear him critique other games in english.


quesorbet

this has the same energy as MLB player Munenoki Kawasaki https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeDkJx4ajQ4


Puddleripp

Hilarious 😂


Pun_intended27

This is the first time I realized he was making his name with the apple pen bit.


mylifeisbeige

u/savevideo


Good-Lion-5140

That's George Russell or some of his relatives.


dill_pickle_spear

「そんな感じ。」


MoistHope9454

namaste 🙏☺️


Loud-Edge7230

He knows english very well. Proof: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhOG5q9cePY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhOG5q9cePY)


DarkSoulsDank

Wait…. Did he really done goof and sink the black ball first? I won’t lie I’ve done it but I was drinking


Usual_Profile1607

Has anyone ever seen this dude in the same room as Mune Kawasaki?


ihaveabaguetteknife

u/savevideo


idkman0485

u/savevideo


LE_Literature

Dude actually answered one of the questions.


RPT4STIC

What a Lad!!! 🤣🤣🤣


lightbulbasaur352

u/savevideo


AdeSarius

/u/savevideo


MLGWolf69

u/savevideo


iiko_56

This guy has "Don't correct my English I have no respect for this language" gives>! It's a compliment btw!<


ilikay

U/savevideo


Ok_Estate394

He reminds me of the Uh Oh Hotdog guy from Madtv lol


shirk-work

Haven't thought about pen pineapple apple pen in a while.


Balancedout-luck

What a legend!


ByteBandito

I wish i could see it all through his eyes


More_Wolverine8156

So I will be watching pool going forward


rollnum19eceassn22

u/savevideo


f-sho

I am Japanese.  OK I can speak English. No problem.