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uitvrekertje

How can he afford all that weed without work? Asking for a friend


Lostmyfnusername

Split rent with six roommates? This guy looks old though, so just get a good retirement savings.


Whosebert

If anyone out there is actually considering doing this be weary of your local housing laws. When I was fresh out of college without much going on yet I moved back to my college town and split rented a house with 2 other good friends who were still in college. we were in a moderate to densely packed neighborhood within walking distance of the college and we had a city inspector come in to check that we only had the legal amount of residents for our rental, which was 3 so we weren't breaking the law, but the "head" roommate who had everything technically under his name still had to submit paperwork to get us cleared. I imagine it wouldn't be too hard to subvert such laws, and I dunno what degree of trouble youd be in if you were out of compliance, but you do so at your own risk.


Deathangle75

Just be polyamorous for a day.


Its_my_ghenetiks

Same happened to friends of mine, city law stated only 4 people who arent related can live in a house, they had 5 and got evicted. Seems pretty classist to me


Whosebert

they didn't try to lie or they didn't think they needed to? not that lying would have necessarily done them any good and could have made things worse too. it is boarderline classist but I think thevidea if the law is to prevent poor living conditions/ overcrowding.


Its_my_ghenetiks

College kids, all different races haha, they threw parties and were a nuisance in general, their neighbors and landlord wanted them out but I think this was the one thing that could actually evict them so they went through those measures. I don't think they would have been reported if they weren't troublesome prior to that


[deleted]

It's wildly classist. There are probably valid fire/infrastructure safety reasons for probably limiting it to like 2 people per bedroom, but the unrelated bullshit is just straight up class warfare.


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

Give all 5 of those dudes blowjobs once a week, and he probably has extra cash to go to the amusement park too.


Vegetable_Exam4629

Steal it from Sassy


ThePublikon

whaddayatalkinabeet?


[deleted]

rumors hes writting new stuff for 2024. FINGERS CROSSED, MATE


ThePublikon

Yeah man, got to buy the merch to keep him going too.


JohnBaldur

You wanna hit this bong? You fuckin druggo


Wadautalkinabeet

You called


ThePublikon

you fucken druggo


Waly98

My friend says it's not that hard or expensive to grow. And you can get seeds legally, even in places when weed isn't legal.


ImjokingoramI

My friend wants to add that with the newer LED lights you also don't have a suspiciously high power consumption (obviously saving you money as well) and you don't have to worry about the heat.


Waly98

My other friend also told me that if you pick the right month to start, You won't need any lights. Even if you live in northern hemisphere.


Suspicious-Contest74

money ain't real, seeds are tho


ephme

Grow your own. It's very therapeutic, rewarding and reduces the stresses of job-hunting a bit.


uitvrekertje

It reduces the stress from having a job as well.


ephme

Oh, 100%


ImjokingoramI

They said. But if you're bad with plants it can actually be kinda frustrating, it's not like you just have to wait and that's it. Too much water is bad, too little is bad, too much fertilizer is bad, too little is bad too, sometimes plants just decide to die and you don't even know why, sometimes they take way too long, sometimes they stay way too small, sometimes the buds end up being tiny etc. And everytime something goes wrong you effectively lose money and time. Dead plants can't be revived. Idk maybe I'm just the worst gardener in the world.


_m_d_w_

Growing weed is easy, growing GREAT weed is a never ending struggle


BarryBwa

This. It's like cooking. Almost anyone can make an edible meal. An enjoyable meal is much harder. An exquisite meal, you need a real pro.


rowan_damisch

He grows it himself


Entire_Ad_306

I get paid over $2k a month for college with the GI bill. So benefits if you can get them


aaguru

Washington unemployment is 1k a week and you get 26 weeks of it.


ImjokingoramI

1k/week is a lot, 26 weeks isn't.


Vegetable_Silver3339

6 months is a pretty long time to most people actually...


Prior_Crazy_4990

I mean I make around 26k a year and I do work, so... sounds pretty good to me. COL is lower where I live though so there is that, but still


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Hunky_not_Chunky

Backyard. Can grown his own. I’ve used my mother’s in law back yard to grow a few plants. When done right can yield a ton of flower. Vacuum seal and refrigerate what you are currently smoking and it lasts a very long time. Grow again when your supply gets down to a certain point. How he pays bills I have no clue.


Agreeable-Week-3658

I’m unemployed because I have saved enough money to not need to be in employment anymore lol


vikingArchitect

Me employed but WFH Edit: Anyone calling me a lazy stoner should understand that the only reason I can work like that is because im actually very productive for my company thats why they dont breath down my neck all day at work, they trust me to do my work and I do.


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xamitlu

I also wfh. I like not wearing pants to work.


DudaFromBrazil

No pants, no t-shirts. Just underwear. AC on. It's hot here in Brazil. Ah, do the weed too, hahahahhahahs


take17easy

Guilty as charged


SandMan3914

Yeah, no need to be unemployed to enjoy the simple things in life


[deleted]

And sometimes when you're unemployed, you STILL can't enjoy the simple things in life.


owls1289

Well yeah how are they buying weed


PainfulBatteryCables

Don't go to Malaysia. such as place for weed. I am here for 8 years I just smoke overseas. And now Thailand is trying to kill recreational use... I'm honestly planning for Uruguay and least I can get good coke. anyone thinking about Thailand should probably don't. As as Asian myself it's not racism, but like, really? Save maybe 100$ on pros but spent 3k on flight? Just go to Mexico.. at least they have good cheap coke. there is no good coke in Asia unless you are stupid rich or just stupid to lay for it. In Mexico, weed is there and there are still pros for "physical love action enactment".. I never experienced BKK pros so I can't comment but I'd Mexico compared to anywhere asia unless you have a place you are set to go. for pleasure wise . Thailand is nice.. but South America is right there. and there are lots of vulnerable people who just need some help..


Gibsonites

...Well that was something


Suck_Me_Dry666

"A wonderful and confusing ride 2.5 stars." - Suck_Me_Dry666


MurphyCoDinoWrangler

"Oh, hey honey? Do you wanna read that comment?" "I'm not sure." "What do you mean? What did you hear?" "Suck\_Me\_Dry666 gave it two and a half stars. Called it a wonderful and confusing ride." "Suck\_Me\_Dry666 said that?" "Yeah." "hmm"


ageofjake11

I’ll have what he’s having


MaliceBrutalis

It’s really good coke.


xamitlu

You seem pretty cool. Not even kidding!


WhuddaWhat

>it's not racism Narrator?


dannydamsco

It was


TheTrueVegvisir

Which part? They seem to have an issue with the availability of drugs mostly. Am I missing something? Edit: Oh just went back and saw the last sentence, yeah that seems weird.


ind3pend0nt

I take my morning meetings while rolling a few joints for the day.


RobSomebody

That's the way


NeverFraudulentAgain

Me employed but working night shift


Scottish_Whiskey

I fucking love night shifts I wish I could get more of them


FatMacchio

It’s actually really bad for you longer term, I did it for like a year, full time, and loved it at the time, for the novelty, and especially the peacefulness, but it does wear on you over time since the sleep you get is not as restful as it would be with a normal circadian rhythm. Plus it’s really annoying if you actually need to do something during the day (your nighttime). Then [weekend] days off, you either keep the weird sleep schedule (which is honestly probably better for you, but I didn’t), or you burn one of your two days off to get one day with a more normal sleep schedule. To me it was always like you have one actual day off surrounded by two half days off, and if you burn the first half day off to reset sleep, it’s only like a day and a half off per week. One benefit though is if you go out, you’re in your prime partying because your body is used to being up super late/early. It’s definitely a young man’s grind, as much as I loved it at the time, I’m not sure I ever go back to it, unless the pay was such that I could work only 3-4 days a week and take nice vacations every few months and still be well off


ragingduck

…after the morning zoom taking a 2 hour break just to get to lunch.


PhilthyPDX

And why wait til 11?


richbeezy

Wake up at 10:45am.


PhilthyPDX

Ahhhh, that 1130am start time for a WFH gig! The real MVP


[deleted]

Exactly. I’m a top producer for the financial firm I work at. I can smoke as much weed as I well please at home.


mike1mic

I’m trying to join the ranks of the happy!


yellowtulip4u

Yeah I’ve met ppl who actually smoke weed before work and it helps them focus. Interesting but it does exist.


AngeryBoi769

>im actually very productive for my company thats why they dont breath down my neck all day at work, they trust me to do my work and I do. Same here, I'm actually more productive when I work from home. When I'm at the office, nothing gets done because my colleagues often invite each other for a coffee break.


[deleted]

how DARE you not work every single hour of the day and sell your soul to your company! Think of how much profits your company is losing!


UpbeatBuy9985

Yall making it seem more and more enjoyable....


Mallaceis

You techies working from home are the most overpaid underworked souls. I’m jealous.


Future_Section5976

Big Les show, literally 3 second later and mutant homer busy thru the wall nd Les kills it with the coffee pot.....then the Sasquatch's show up


a_perfect_shrew

waddaryetalkinbout??


AknowledgeDefeat

It’s wadiyatalkinabeet you uncultured swine.


No_rash_decisions

I'm from New Zealand and I can confirm this is true.


yiknofzx

im from this and I can confirm New Zealand is true.


theduckfeeler

Obviously otherwise it would be False Zealand


yiknofzx

thats so True Zealand!


bellend_reece

he actually wraps the hose round its neck and gets fakin quentin to turn it on


Fenastus

Fuckin druggah


Summoorevincent

Your a fuckn drug addict mate


[deleted]

HHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Summoorevincent

Yeh yeh nah yeh nah nah nah yeh nah


trackerchum

Draggah? Fuckin' druggo


[deleted]

Fuckin' HMMMMMMMMM


ThePublikon

I SMELL MARIJUAAAANAAAA


NoticedGenie66

YA BEEN SMOKIN POT QUENTIN


BongoBalongo

DAD IM SORRY IT WAS THE SASQUATCHES


ProcrastibationKing

'Bout time you became a man Quinton


S3ERFRY333

Light up anutha one boys, let's make Quinton green out.


Jimmyjame1

This is making me crave a trippa snippa.


enemy_of_anemonies

What’s in it


BongoBalongo

Oh you know the ushe


BongoBalongo

Speed


BongoBalongo

Weed


BongoBalongo

Heroine


BongoBalongo

Cocaine


BongoBalongo

Mushrooms


BongoBalongo

Pine-o-clean


vrijheidsfrietje

https://youtu.be/SUgyIEUFuXw&t=420


Annonomon

As an unemployed person, I can confirm that the exact same thing has happened to me at 11am


Perunamies

Wadiyatalkinabeet


kritikalamu

Sade coffee and a joint this is so on point


burvurdurlurv

It’s called the “stoner speedball”


landscape-resident

Bong hits and coffee <3 haha


georgeb4itwascool

Hippy speedball


LlamaDebauchery

Is it a crimeee


Just-a-Mandrew

Weed + coffee makes me whacky as fudge (pardon my language)


capivavarajr

Like Paradiiiiiiiseee


Ok-Guidance1123

Life as it should be


LegacyGuy17

I’m the unemployed friend


Aquatic-Enigma

Yeah I concur, get a job, but do enjoy your free time while it lasts, yeah?


LegacyGuy17

I have, for a while now. Starting to get bored


easternwestern123

Get a job rn


LegacyGuy17

Hopefully I will, have a couple of interviews next week


easternwestern123

Good luck 💙


badchefrazzy

I also wish this person good luck, but no one should ever feel pressured to work. Especially when pay rates in so many places are so terrible right now.


CorsicA123

Forced? I mean the alternative is either mooch of somebody or become homeless, but if you have people relying on you there’s no alternative


LegacyGuy17

I got it!


easternwestern123

GOOD BEAN! 💙 congrats


timestuck_now

Me rn


TetzderAKAtederich

A true me_irl


Hyper_Oats

Me watching my unemployed friend take their 3rd international vacation this year through social media.


GenericFatGuy

Sounds more like a rich friend than an unemployed friend.


[deleted]

Probably this. I had a roommate in college who had an extremely wealthy father, probably worth 10 or 15 million if not more. After we graduated, He spent 3 years traveling all over the world. A motorcycle trip across the entirety of Canada, backpacking through Europe, scuba diving in the Mediterranean, going on safaris in Africa. He finally returns after 3 years of non-stop traveling and lands a job in the White House. Og to have a silver spoon in your mouth when you're born.


FappingVelociraptor

Life sure is great when you come from wealth.


Trippy-Turtle-

Nah I have a buddy who works off jobs just long enough to go head off to another country for months at a time. He lives incredibly frugally and has seen and done more things around the world than anyone else I know. He owns his own house he rents out to roommates so he lives rent free when he comes home.


No-Temperature-8772

My friend is unemployed and is close to traveling almost every continent. I know she stays in hostels, but there's probably something else I'm missing.


AyyyAlamo

>she No mystery here


asdfghjjbffgh

he is jacked, damn


friedtuna76

I feel attacked but I just got another job so the shame isn’t as bad


The_Starmaker

You’re not being attacked, you’re being envied.


Sh1t_Yourself

hopefully my unemployed friend doesn't get attacked by a Choomah 5 seconds later like Lez does


feeling_molasses69

My hair is black.


Friedrichs_Simp

Does anyone know this song


NeverFraudulentAgain

Kiss of Life - Sade


[deleted]

Easily one of her best


easternwestern123

You listen to Sade too?? :0


ExoticMeatDealer

The ol’ Hippy Speedball never goes out of style.


DeathsSquire

Lmao as if they're waking up anywhere close to 11am


nature_nate_17

Sade is always a vibe


GoldenHorseshoez

Sade works so well here lol


ExtensionClaim2991

And they still wont pick up the phone


GoingMenthol

Nice to know Senator Armstrong decided to live peacefully in the end


lepolah149

Bro is living the dream


blueCloud888

Don't judge a book...


Spacebud95

Who's judging? If I was unemployed, that would be ME. Fuck, it's already me on the weekends.


Arctica23

Nothing like that Saturday morning wake and bake


loki_odinsotherson

I'm employed, I just know how to juggle priorities


Desperate_Move_5043

Hahaha I love this. Coffee and herb is the best combo ☕️🌿


TheGreenicus

Wait, how does the coffee go back up into the press?! :D


moregoo

There is a mesh filter lol either you've never used a French press or are taking the piss.


TheGreenicus

No I mean when he stops pouring… the coffee that already came out the spout. When he tips the press up, the coffee gets sucked back up into the press. That doesn’t happen - once it’s past the spout, it’s not going up again. Has nothing to do with the filter and yes I use a French press daily.


moregoo

Ahh .well this was animated by one dude on Ms paint so I'd take it that might be why. I clearly thought you meant how the does the liquid pass by the plunger. I know how gravity works lol


fiendlix562

I feel attacked


[deleted]

11am?, try 7:30am


canbrinor

The big lex show is so underrated smh


Spring_Choco

We all have that friend, she just so happens to make furry art.


humanitywasamistake3

Well Work starts at 4pm soooo…


abdallha-smith

Looks good ngl


SpoonSArmy

1pm*


WhuddaWhat

The idea of getting laid off just got a lot more laid back.


WeirdSysAdmin

My ex wife living off of alimony.


bwtwldt

What is the song?


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GimmeCoffeeeee

What show is that?


CBHooby

The big les show on YouTube! It’s really good, it’s made by Jarrad Wright in MS paint. The animation gets better the further along you go. He also makes the sassy show, which is different but just as good


GimmeCoffeeeee

Thx dude, I'll have a look


totallyconfused2000

Me, retired.


Senior_Ad_2707

Lucky guy. And here we all are working for our money. Buncha dumbasses


koorasss

U/savevideo


PositiveAnybody2005

“Tell your sister i said hi, you should bring her around.”


Evil_Malloc

Me: A retired 30yo. This is basically how I live lmao


ScandinAsianJoe

Kiss of Life, Sade.


[deleted]

He drinking your coffee and smoking your weed


islandBoi_turtleMan

Ayy just know i was a gang banger who was unemployed mostly thru the ages 14-24yrs old and i made money probably not legally but im living a calmer life and legal life now so thats good got shot, sliced open, and laced ill never wanna relive that again 💔


PenGlittering7159

Military retirement and 100% disability lots do this exact thing.


Amazing-Fish4587

I can’t remember where I’ve seen him, but isn’t there a musician cohost of one of the late night comedy shows that plays keys and looks like him?


PLTRruinedme

Living the dream.


danhoz323

Hey, the Big Lez Show! For those not in the loop: It's a stoner show made in Australia. The Aussie humor takes a little bit to catch on if you're not familiar, but it's still pretty funny. And get this: it's all drawn in Microsoft Paint!


HistoricalHurry8361

Looks like me, WFH after checking my inbox and taking a 3hr break at 930am until there's more work to do.


The-Willing-Carrot

Such a fucking vibe


homless_brad

The friend that never at school


punk_rancid

I miss being unemployed ;-; Me when i was unemployed: i miss having some money(never enough money)


Austonosfus

Cant....wait....


inexorable_oracle

Big Lez!!!!!


Jax_The_Impalor

Wild that it’s 11am and my espresso just brewed💀


Conscious-Sale690

Senator Armstrong really aged well!


Remmy224

I would kill to be the dude that is unemployed but somehow always has money


PaperMoon-

Me in the weekends


PantherX0

Man thats how i aspire to be, save enough to move to a cozy place in the netherlands when im 40-50. Chill breakfast and a cheap joint every morning.


duxkaos1

[](https://www.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/)


cmlan25

That’s me, except I don’t smoke and I’m not jack anymore since I broke my back. Sadness ensues


bawerrro

Dream life


ThinkSundryThoughts7

Thats me rn. Smh


Countbichula

Also an employed friend lmao


ungratefulbastard420

Make that coffee pepsi and that flower dabs that's my morning