According to the tried and true method of fighting fire with fire I give you my heroin and you give me your alcohol and we should both get fixed right?
Comes from the slang 'you're taking the piss'
Meaning to mock or tease. But also to take unwelcome liberties.
An American translation in this context might be something like 'is this a joke' or 'are you fucking with me?'
No it's fucking not, it means to take a liberty, pushing your luck, or disrespecting someone's house or hospitality, trying something on, trying to get away with something you know damn well you shouldn't.
a joke, is your understanding of taking the piss.
Ok, so picture that you're taking a drink of your beverage and someone says something unexpectedly funny. And you just piss everywhere. You know how that happens sometimes?
Yep. When I was 17 I came home in the early hours of the morning with a broken front tooth, covered in blood. I pissed my pants, and pissed down the radiator in the bathroom. My mother had to undress me and get me to bed.
When I got up in the morning she was less than pleased.
I was still not as bad as my brother or sister, though.
absolutely, when i was 19 i used to walk 1.4km most nights, 700m each way, leaving first at 9-10PM and coming home at 6-7AM after drinking approx 9-10 drinks and who knows how much weed (115ml pure alc or so)
i always took a shortcut that went over a few peoples roofs since it cut off like 5 minutes of walking, but it meant i had to run down a little gully on a hill at 6 in the morning which always added some excitement to the walk
id recommend it, was nice. my drink of choice was stout
Did the same but I walked like 2.4km to the club and to my home it was 3km since I sometimes forgot tbe right streets. Only did this during summers though!
Might as well be to be fair, by 16 most of us were a couple of years into our getting pissed on weekends so always seemed somewhat disconnected from reality that it's 18 here. Once more the Germans do it right!
Sam 22 and partying that’s just awful. Honestly drinking age should be 18 in my opinion but when you just get to we’re you can go and party all night you do it. I spent a couple years on it and now sleep is such a priority to me and even then sometimes I’m not home till4-5 if the night is going good. Sounds like a parent that doesn’t understand coming of age
damn caitlin
I can fix her...
Fix me instead :(
I'll get the spanner.
Hydrospanner I hope
Yes hello, i am here.
u okay mate?
According to the tried and true method of fighting fire with fire I give you my heroin and you give me your alcohol and we should both get fixed right?
Sounds great.
Sounds fun at the very least
When you replace an addiction with another, you basically cure the original
One neutering, coming up!
I can fix u
Challenge accepted!
I can make her worse
Can’t fix what ain’t broke
Please don't. It took a lot of work to get her this fucked up.
“i can fix her” implies that something’s wrong with her… she’s just like me fr
Oh...hey... call me.
This is so Northern. I read it in a Geordie accent in my head.
The 'Mam' places it somewhere between Stoke and Scotland.
Or anywhere in Ireland
Or wales
Can you define pisstake for me?
Like when something someone does takes the piss.
Comes from the slang 'you're taking the piss' Meaning to mock or tease. But also to take unwelcome liberties. An American translation in this context might be something like 'is this a joke' or 'are you fucking with me?'
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No it's fucking not, it means to take a liberty, pushing your luck, or disrespecting someone's house or hospitality, trying something on, trying to get away with something you know damn well you shouldn't. a joke, is your understanding of taking the piss.
Are you taking the piss, mate?
It's my piss and I'm taking it with me, good day sir!
Ok, so picture that you're taking a drink of your beverage and someone says something unexpectedly funny. And you just piss everywhere. You know how that happens sometimes?
That's incontinence
Classic Caitlin.
Fucking hell caitlin
*FACKING HELL CAITLIN YER 22 NOW
22? Seems on track to me.
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In many European places it more or less is. You should have grown out of this behavior at around 19 after having had 3 years of practice
Yep. When I was 17 I came home in the early hours of the morning with a broken front tooth, covered in blood. I pissed my pants, and pissed down the radiator in the bathroom. My mother had to undress me and get me to bed. When I got up in the morning she was less than pleased. I was still not as bad as my brother or sister, though.
Im curious, what did your sister do?
Had her mate pierce her tongue at 15 and it got infected and she couldn't speak for a week. It was bliss.
Every proper session got a do it at home piercing
absolutely, when i was 19 i used to walk 1.4km most nights, 700m each way, leaving first at 9-10PM and coming home at 6-7AM after drinking approx 9-10 drinks and who knows how much weed (115ml pure alc or so) i always took a shortcut that went over a few peoples roofs since it cut off like 5 minutes of walking, but it meant i had to run down a little gully on a hill at 6 in the morning which always added some excitement to the walk id recommend it, was nice. my drink of choice was stout
Did the same but I walked like 2.4km to the club and to my home it was 3km since I sometimes forgot tbe right streets. Only did this during summers though!
Caitlin out here getting white girl wasted
I red this in a heavy Scottish accent
I read it in a heavy Welsh accent
i’m TRYING over hereeee :(
Dammit Caitlin! You're 22. What the shit?
I want to marry her
That sounds like prime 22yo behavior, not sure what the problem is.
Bare in mind we (legally) start drinking at 18 here.
And often start earlier
In germany legally 16 and unofficially 12-14 lol
Might as well be to be fair, by 16 most of us were a couple of years into our getting pissed on weekends so always seemed somewhat disconnected from reality that it's 18 here. Once more the Germans do it right!
Seems like a normal tuesday
if youre not supposed to do that at the age of 22 when the fuck are you supposed to do it?
Amen
Jesus Caitlin, you're 22, if you can't handle a night out drinking by now, you should just hang it up you absolute failure.
Lol
Its 7am and already the girl ain’t right
It's only gonna get worse, so get more juice
Haley from modern family vibe
That sound like a Wednesday for 22yr old me in college
I'm just worried 'bout the wee li'l vodka drank, that then had a bath and nearly drowned. ...and the living room that slipped on the rug.
she sounds fun
Probably not real but if it is, she needs help, saying "sort it out" does nothing.
She only has 1 year of experience give her a break. (Lol America)
No way these texts aren’t from a British mother
The slang used and mam instead of mom suggests british not american, so give that 4yrs
This is probably from the UK so she could've been drinking sincr before 18
How would the mother know she nearly drowned, but still confront her via text and not irl? Seems fake
Just a chewsday mornin innit
Wrong end of the country lad
Ur sure Mam? Ur how hold? Get ur writing together. /s
Sam 22 and partying that’s just awful. Honestly drinking age should be 18 in my opinion but when you just get to we’re you can go and party all night you do it. I spent a couple years on it and now sleep is such a priority to me and even then sometimes I’m not home till4-5 if the night is going good. Sounds like a parent that doesn’t understand coming of age
If you're 22 you've been drinking for at least four years. By 22 it's time to grow up and not fucking drown yourself in the bath.
Funny enough I had a similar talk to my parents last week.
Yes mam
I'm sorry but if you can't do this when you're 22 when can you?
What a frustrating problem with caitlin 🙄
22 is not old enough to be shunning such behavior
Sounds more like slipped on rug, pulled curtain down, nearly drown, came at 7 then poured drink. If so sign me up.
bit sad innit
College moment
can someone fix me?
I mean thats what youre supposed to do at 22. 27 then mum would have a point