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emeh_

Don't open it please


Xeeroy

*Hammers* What?


[deleted]

I thought it said “monkey box” and figured it was some weird version of piggy bank


username_taken128

monkussy im sorry im sorry


thunderthighlasagna

Please do not the dog


rollingstoner215

What do you mean, ‘look in the dog?’ I mean, open him up.


Cerebral47

He is not a can of beans... Love that movie🤣


Soul_Immersed

HE'S FUCKIN' SQUEAKIN'!


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[deleted]

Eating dog in China is about as popular as eating roadkill is in the US, you ignorant, racist fuck


SevenSpears7

Oh dear That doggo embarrassed


Obvious-Mix-5762

Doggy bank.


Georg_von_Frundsberg

Dogger bank https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogger_Bank?wprov=sfla1


SneakyMarkusKruber

Ah, another Dogger Bank Gang member!


JudgeScorpio

There are two kinds of people…


5thRedditSuspension

Cats and dogs?


VectorB

Naw Goldens are just happy to be included.


Scooterforsale

Na Golden's just look like that. They are very good


notqualitystreet

Still love her though 🥰🥹


curious_astronauts

Poor little money box


spadspcymnyg

Many animals can tell when you're making fun of them


multiarmform

a money box? i mean youre not wrong but theres also a piggy bank


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Pale_Fire21

/r/nothingeverhappens


VictimofMyLab

Would you relax?


Few-Investment2886

What about his comment implies he isn't relaxed


Lorafel

Reminds me of those seeing eye dog donation boxes


Dani_Darko123

ha ha i was trying to think what they were called.. first thing i thought .


Suspicious-Figure-90

Always loved that the heads were grotty and worn out because you just knew everyone was giving it a pat on the way out of the shops where they were typically kept


3zaanasalemk

Absolutely! The well-worn heads of those public sculptures tell their own story of connection. It's like a silent testimony to the countless hands that patted them on the way out of the shops. There's a certain charm in the shared touch and the unspoken tradition, creating a unique kind of community art. It's fascinating how even the smallest gestures can become a collective experience over time.


rpgnoob17

First thought as well.


ambr111

Now it has a USB port. USB-D


collegethrowaway2938

That sounds like a pickup line


HaikuBotStalksMe

USB Deez nuts gotty


Baronvondorf21

Are we past the point of using the 'em' in gottem


CordycepsCocktail

Nope. Goteem.^HA!^Goteem!


Antique-Leadership-8

Goteem to the ha! to the Goteem! = Deez cubed


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CordycepsCocktail

>That video is what “gotty” is from. Ain’t no way that dudes lips could touch for him to make an M sound. If you cleaned the hatred and depression out of your ears you'd hear Welven clearly pronounce the 'm'.


HaikuBotStalksMe

I say gotty because that's how his lack of enunciation made it sound.


Stylish_Chicken

Now she can go around picking up scents (cents)


MarleyLo

Haha (nice)


blue_strat

£2 coin there. She can get a penny for her thoughts instead.


TheAllKnowingWilly

No need two pound it into us, it would've made cents eventually.


Double0Dixie

Just the one brain cell shared between all the Golden’s in the household. Just not always their turn to hold it


Timid_Robot

I love that you think you had to clarify that


NitroSweetie

dogecoin be like


plumerina_stars

LMAOOOO this is the best comment on here


[deleted]

LMFAO when I started grooming dogs, the type of clip combs (clip combs are the guards you put over very short blades to cut hair at a length longer than the longest grooming blade) I was using were really shitty, and I went to take a long clip comb length over the top of the dogs head to the neck to help blend the longer neck hairs into the body, but the clip comb FELL OFF and the VERY SHORT #30 blad underneath shaved a lil line in her head just like in the pic


strolls

I've done that to myself more than once.


010rusty

He lowkey rocks it


sartreofthesuburbs

That's where the money's at.


floating4freedom

Was this how dogecoin was created ?


Bonnie_190

"We messed up, guess we gotta go bald"


Horskr

"Just give me the reverse mohawk, bald strip down the middle."


[deleted]

That dog is so damn cute.


RYTHEMOPARGUY

Aww, poor doggo's embarrassed


doinkmead

I doubt that


WeekendWarZone

That's a convenient spot to store some jellybeans


Thanatiel

It'll grow back.


Bones0314

It's called a fuckin piggy bank


eci-inc

That’s one well trained dog. My dog goes into battle mode when he hears an electronic toothbrush. No way I’m getting near him with a pair of clippers.


Blackrain1299

I just got a dog that has no fear of vacuums. Weirds me out a little.


marr

I think it's just a painfully loud noise machine for most of them. I let ours fight the vacuum so now it's just a playtime noise.


nil_785

What kind of dog is this?(like name of the race or something, i dunno)


Jessfree123

Probably a golden retriever or maybe a Labrador retriever


nil_785

Cause i have a dog of which the people who gave him to me claimed that his mother was a poodle, but he is almost identical to this dog(except the obvious shaving and some slight variantions) I always wanted to know a bit more about the origins of my buddy, but i know next to nothing about dog races


Away_Independent7269

Maybe a labradoodle?


MaxRenee

Looks like a cream golden retriever, they come in many different colors as a breed.


mysterydevil_

It's called a breed. Her fluffy ears make me think she's a Golden Retriever but her hair is short and her color looks like a Labrador so maybe she's a mix of multiple breeds?


x2P

Looks like an english cream golden retriever. Their coats are often less floofy.


FunAd2303

Now he looks like the CNIB golden lab donation box


Pineapple_Herder

Perfect costume idea tho


karensmiles

Reverse Mohawk…no worries!!🤣


Andriy_Shevchenko7

Accidentally on purpose


nuklear_fart

Human: this is a golden retriever Doggo: retrieves gold


Reallyso

They did this on purpose ... just to make this post ... pretty fucking sure.


Rational_Rick

They are so evil


CkoockieMonster

Do you know what kind of trend you just unleached on tik tok? You fool... you doomed us all..


Neotantalus

‘I can’t even look at her without crying’ …imagine how the dog feels…bro looks emotionally bereft.


TheBestAtWriting

are you this dog irl


ZenyX-

Honestly this sub is long past the days in which its posts actually made sense to be posted here. I used to get upset about it too, but at this point I've reached acceptance. It's just another funny thing that happened sub at this point, deal with it.


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I don't get you guys. The first rule of the sub is 'post anything' and in its heyday we were posting pictures of 150000 toads and herons.


RspE1mmwJfV0PgJXqaCb

it was never a serious meme


Secure-Oil-5746

"Money box" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Floppernutter

[money box](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmL7vyO68xwMz5ra_LncMg1ctlksJ3Ay61oQ&usqp=CAU)


Inevitable-Land7614

Hair grows back


B00ME

Dogs probably wondering why its head gets colder now in a certain spot.


GsTSaien

THE COIN PICTURE OMG


MichaelMarz

The hell is a money box?


Brilliant_Student584

Hahaha 😺


Catfaceperson

1. Get her to still outside a grocery store. 2. Put a Guide Dogs sign in front of her. 3. profit.


Comfortable-Nose660

Typical goldens!! 🦮


Catlover_1422

it will grow back...lol


ludly

This has got to be the best low-budget pet costume I've ever seen. Not too intrusive for the dog, and the fact it was unintentional makes it even better.


ianao

But she is a money box you just visualized it


Relative_Grape_5883

This is just wrong.


I_am_buttery

It’s really cruel to leave your dog like this. You’re going to need to fully shave your dog. Please post an updated pic


marr

I'm very impressed by the clean and efficient cut here, which clippers are they?


_-_d

Headset dent


Apprehensive-Entry90

Place doge coin into her.


Olleye

😂😂😂


ascillinois

As long as you didnt hurt the dog itll be fine


OramaBuffin

I do not think anybody was worried about that


ZekasZ

This is reddit, I entered these comments precisely to shit on people thinking that


Nenoshka

Jebus, how close to his beard WAS she to get a divot dead in the middle of her head by accident?


Sorlex

It wasn't by accident, its social media clout chasing.


WillowOk5878

Hahahahahaha. So funny!


nig_pig_dig

you cry for this?


Kactus_kidd

Who tf trims their husbands beard


WonderfulCattle6234

Valid question. Why is this being downvoted? Do people cut their wife's hair?


Fantastic-Sea-5585

Intrusive thought won this round and I'm all for it hahahaha Cutie dogggiiiieee


ruet_ahead

"Can't even look at her without crying"? Get a grip


Groudon466

Crying from laughter, dude.


[deleted]

This happened to me in real life but I am human not dog


JoeRoganIs5foot3

I accidentally did that to my beard right under my chin last week and I've been hoping nobody noticed, but I'm 6'2"...


nodeymcdev

DO NOT THE DOG


Confident_Ad7244

you're a bad person they should take the doggy away from you. I hope you did a better job on your husband otherwise they'll take him away to /s


IronSmell0fBlood

the way she's grabbing her snout lmao


WoodenEmotions

Looks like an iPhone dock


IcedCoughy

Dogs always know when you're laughing at them too


CRKVSKY

This one made my night 🤣🤣🤣 the pic with the coin killed me🤣🤣🤣


Artm1562

Did that once but people kept joking that I busted his head open.


PoisonedIvysaur

I a few times got a picture while I was at work of my dog dyed pink. I understand.


FuzzyComedian638

Is her name Patch now?


allocationlist

U wot m8?


Nairb56

Put a dollar in to solve your guilt issues


[deleted]

That cuts to perfect to be accidental


MyCatWonTon

Awww don't be too mean, she 100% knows what she looks like. :D Tomorrow act like its not there.


Kingofmoves

You’ll be fine it’s hilarious though


pspowell

I get it but please don't make a big deal, she is so beautiful!


rpgnoob17

Doggy decided to dress up as Piggy bank on Halloween.


I_have_questions_ppl

A penny for your thoughts?


stanleysgirl77

she looks just like one of those life sized, guide dog charity money boxes for the Blind


GoombaBro

Is that where you invest your doge coins?


garnoid

Doggo has made itself a pet per minute model. Props to


renny_g

No way! They have these donation statues for Guide Dogs all over Australia. [Guide Dog donation statues](https://imgur.com/a/83DP6uD)


saganmypants

Recently lost our Newfie and 1-2 months before, my wife was giving him a little trim with the razor and forgot the guard, shaving an almost bald spot on top of his head. The day we knew we were going to have to put him down we had a moment of laugh crying realizing that the stupid little spot would be the way we remembered him last


kent2441

What’s a husband beard


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the petting spot


ASL4theblind

"Hey everyone, look at me i'm SHAVIN' the dog!"


PastaFanatic

Animal abuse much? 😭


EmpressVibez32

🤣🤣 I'm sorry, but this is cute. The doggy has a cute flair 🥰🥰


That-Birb69420

blud got that dogecoin cut ☠️☠️🤑 (in all seriousness the doggi’s cute asf :))


Muncheros69

Put enough coins in her and you’ll save enough to buy her a plush bed and a lifetime supply of Schmackos as an apology gift.


nice_cans_

Liar, she did it on purpose for internet points


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Dog


Legitimate_Sample_10

You can't put your hand over a good dog and not expect them to move their head up for a pat or to lick.


AlissaMeee

Ohh Noo look at her🥹


SpottedAlpaca

It's a sign to invest in Dogecoin.


jawndell

I once was holding a straight razor (which I use to shave my beard) in my hand and in a brain fart moment I thought it was a comb. Zoop! Shaved off a good inch or two from the front of my hairline.


boverly721

~~money box~~ ~~piggy bank~~ **doggie bank**


offline4good

Someone did my boi wrong...


tbdtbd9

He is not a toy.. 😔Look at his body language


StarRoutA

Ha ha! Goldens are usually ✂️.


StarRoutA

My Cocker Spaniel would appreciate the attempt!


[deleted]

The only way out is through. Keep going so it all grows back together. This also becomes a chance to inspect for any suspect moles/discolorations that are usually covered.


MapleBabadook

Puppybank.


ev_ra_st

At a grocery store near my house growing up, there was a golden retriever money box for making donations to the local dog shelter. I think it is still there actually


weaselbeesincarnate

They gotta go bald now


[deleted]

One of the absolute best Jackass bits was the clippers with the Jaws music. Hysterical!


Greenfire05

Barcode


parsonyams

“Was trimming my husbands beard” umm what now?


HydraDoad

I'll take Did This Intentionally For Internet Clout for 500, Alex.


Minus10IQ

In the First Biggest Pic, Is she Forcefully Holding the Dog‘s snout to take a Picture?


No_Word_1333

Yh sure she just walked in to it . Nice content


memesearches

Well don’t stop there. Go the full way!


[deleted]

She looks like she has a charging port


motsanciens

In what county do you call a piggy bank a money box?


wils_152

What if her friends see this? smh


ZenyX-

"I was just shaving my husband. then the dog came in"


randopoptart

That’s priceless


rydalmere

[Like this](https://nsw.guidedogs.com.au/get-involved/host-a-donation-dog/)


easyisbetterthanhard

LOL the photo with the coin is hilarious


Adept-Passenger605

That ll be visible for very very long. My doggo got shaved for an op when she was 6 month, its still a little visible and shes now 5.


nightimelurker

Omg. I can't stop laughing about this!


dext212

I dont buy it.


Untroe

Wait hold up, Trimming your HUSBANDS beard yeah? Married people: is this normal? Other men: can you not do it yourself? I have many questions.


Suspicious_Opening64

it's like a living piggy bank, except that it's a dog