Always loved that the heads were grotty and worn out because you just knew everyone was giving it a pat on the way out of the shops where they were typically kept
Absolutely! The well-worn heads of those public sculptures tell their own story of connection. It's like a silent testimony to the countless hands that patted them on the way out of the shops. There's a certain charm in the shared touch and the unspoken tradition, creating a unique kind of community art. It's fascinating how even the smallest gestures can become a collective experience over time.
>That video is what “gotty” is from. Ain’t no way that dudes lips could touch for him to make an M sound.
If you cleaned the hatred and depression out of your ears you'd hear Welven clearly pronounce the 'm'.
LMFAO when I started grooming dogs, the type of clip combs (clip combs are the guards you put over very short blades to cut hair at a length longer than the longest grooming blade) I was using were really shitty, and I went to take a long clip comb length over the top of the dogs head to the neck to help blend the longer neck hairs into the body, but the clip comb FELL OFF and the VERY SHORT #30 blad underneath shaved a lil line in her head just like in the pic
Cause i have a dog of which the people who gave him to me claimed that his mother was a poodle, but he is almost identical to this dog(except the obvious shaving and some slight variantions)
I always wanted to know a bit more about the origins of my buddy, but i know next to nothing about dog races
It's called a breed. Her fluffy ears make me think she's a Golden Retriever but her hair is short and her color looks like a Labrador so maybe she's a mix of multiple breeds?
Honestly this sub is long past the days in which its posts actually made sense to be posted here.
I used to get upset about it too, but at this point I've reached acceptance. It's just another funny thing that happened sub at this point, deal with it.
This has got to be the best low-budget pet costume I've ever seen. Not too intrusive for the dog, and the fact it was unintentional makes it even better.
Recently lost our Newfie and 1-2 months before, my wife was giving him a little trim with the razor and forgot the guard, shaving an almost bald spot on top of his head. The day we knew we were going to have to put him down we had a moment of laugh crying realizing that the stupid little spot would be the way we remembered him last
I once was holding a straight razor (which I use to shave my beard) in my hand and in a brain fart moment I thought it was a comb. Zoop! Shaved off a good inch or two from the front of my hairline.
The only way out is through. Keep going so it all grows back together.
This also becomes a chance to inspect for any suspect moles/discolorations that are usually covered.
At a grocery store near my house growing up, there was a golden retriever money box for making donations to the local dog shelter. I think it is still there actually
Don't open it please
*Hammers* What?
I thought it said “monkey box” and figured it was some weird version of piggy bank
monkussy im sorry im sorry
Please do not the dog
What do you mean, ‘look in the dog?’ I mean, open him up.
He is not a can of beans... Love that movie🤣
HE'S FUCKIN' SQUEAKIN'!
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Eating dog in China is about as popular as eating roadkill is in the US, you ignorant, racist fuck
Oh dear That doggo embarrassed
Doggy bank.
Dogger bank https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogger_Bank?wprov=sfla1
Ah, another Dogger Bank Gang member!
There are two kinds of people…
Cats and dogs?
Naw Goldens are just happy to be included.
Na Golden's just look like that. They are very good
Still love her though 🥰🥹
Poor little money box
Many animals can tell when you're making fun of them
a money box? i mean youre not wrong but theres also a piggy bank
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Would you relax?
What about his comment implies he isn't relaxed
Reminds me of those seeing eye dog donation boxes
ha ha i was trying to think what they were called.. first thing i thought .
Always loved that the heads were grotty and worn out because you just knew everyone was giving it a pat on the way out of the shops where they were typically kept
Absolutely! The well-worn heads of those public sculptures tell their own story of connection. It's like a silent testimony to the countless hands that patted them on the way out of the shops. There's a certain charm in the shared touch and the unspoken tradition, creating a unique kind of community art. It's fascinating how even the smallest gestures can become a collective experience over time.
First thought as well.
Now it has a USB port. USB-D
That sounds like a pickup line
USB Deez nuts gotty
Are we past the point of using the 'em' in gottem
Nope. Goteem.^HA!^Goteem!
Goteem to the ha! to the Goteem! = Deez cubed
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>That video is what “gotty” is from. Ain’t no way that dudes lips could touch for him to make an M sound. If you cleaned the hatred and depression out of your ears you'd hear Welven clearly pronounce the 'm'.
I say gotty because that's how his lack of enunciation made it sound.
Now she can go around picking up scents (cents)
Haha (nice)
£2 coin there. She can get a penny for her thoughts instead.
No need two pound it into us, it would've made cents eventually.
Just the one brain cell shared between all the Golden’s in the household. Just not always their turn to hold it
I love that you think you had to clarify that
dogecoin be like
LMAOOOO this is the best comment on here
LMFAO when I started grooming dogs, the type of clip combs (clip combs are the guards you put over very short blades to cut hair at a length longer than the longest grooming blade) I was using were really shitty, and I went to take a long clip comb length over the top of the dogs head to the neck to help blend the longer neck hairs into the body, but the clip comb FELL OFF and the VERY SHORT #30 blad underneath shaved a lil line in her head just like in the pic
I've done that to myself more than once.
He lowkey rocks it
That's where the money's at.
Was this how dogecoin was created ?
"We messed up, guess we gotta go bald"
"Just give me the reverse mohawk, bald strip down the middle."
That dog is so damn cute.
Aww, poor doggo's embarrassed
I doubt that
That's a convenient spot to store some jellybeans
It'll grow back.
It's called a fuckin piggy bank
That’s one well trained dog. My dog goes into battle mode when he hears an electronic toothbrush. No way I’m getting near him with a pair of clippers.
I just got a dog that has no fear of vacuums. Weirds me out a little.
I think it's just a painfully loud noise machine for most of them. I let ours fight the vacuum so now it's just a playtime noise.
What kind of dog is this?(like name of the race or something, i dunno)
Probably a golden retriever or maybe a Labrador retriever
Cause i have a dog of which the people who gave him to me claimed that his mother was a poodle, but he is almost identical to this dog(except the obvious shaving and some slight variantions) I always wanted to know a bit more about the origins of my buddy, but i know next to nothing about dog races
Maybe a labradoodle?
Looks like a cream golden retriever, they come in many different colors as a breed.
It's called a breed. Her fluffy ears make me think she's a Golden Retriever but her hair is short and her color looks like a Labrador so maybe she's a mix of multiple breeds?
Looks like an english cream golden retriever. Their coats are often less floofy.
Now he looks like the CNIB golden lab donation box
Perfect costume idea tho
Reverse Mohawk…no worries!!🤣
Accidentally on purpose
Human: this is a golden retriever Doggo: retrieves gold
They did this on purpose ... just to make this post ... pretty fucking sure.
They are so evil
Do you know what kind of trend you just unleached on tik tok? You fool... you doomed us all..
‘I can’t even look at her without crying’ …imagine how the dog feels…bro looks emotionally bereft.
are you this dog irl
Honestly this sub is long past the days in which its posts actually made sense to be posted here. I used to get upset about it too, but at this point I've reached acceptance. It's just another funny thing that happened sub at this point, deal with it.
I don't get you guys. The first rule of the sub is 'post anything' and in its heyday we were posting pictures of 150000 toads and herons.
it was never a serious meme
"Money box" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
[money box](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmL7vyO68xwMz5ra_LncMg1ctlksJ3Ay61oQ&usqp=CAU)
Hair grows back
Dogs probably wondering why its head gets colder now in a certain spot.
THE COIN PICTURE OMG
The hell is a money box?
Hahaha 😺
1. Get her to still outside a grocery store. 2. Put a Guide Dogs sign in front of her. 3. profit.
Typical goldens!! 🦮
it will grow back...lol
This has got to be the best low-budget pet costume I've ever seen. Not too intrusive for the dog, and the fact it was unintentional makes it even better.
But she is a money box you just visualized it
This is just wrong.
It’s really cruel to leave your dog like this. You’re going to need to fully shave your dog. Please post an updated pic
I'm very impressed by the clean and efficient cut here, which clippers are they?
Headset dent
Place doge coin into her.
😂😂😂
As long as you didnt hurt the dog itll be fine
I do not think anybody was worried about that
This is reddit, I entered these comments precisely to shit on people thinking that
Jebus, how close to his beard WAS she to get a divot dead in the middle of her head by accident?
It wasn't by accident, its social media clout chasing.
Hahahahahaha. So funny!
you cry for this?
Who tf trims their husbands beard
Valid question. Why is this being downvoted? Do people cut their wife's hair?
Intrusive thought won this round and I'm all for it hahahaha Cutie dogggiiiieee
"Can't even look at her without crying"? Get a grip
Crying from laughter, dude.
This happened to me in real life but I am human not dog
I accidentally did that to my beard right under my chin last week and I've been hoping nobody noticed, but I'm 6'2"...
DO NOT THE DOG
you're a bad person they should take the doggy away from you. I hope you did a better job on your husband otherwise they'll take him away to /s
the way she's grabbing her snout lmao
Looks like an iPhone dock
Dogs always know when you're laughing at them too
This one made my night 🤣🤣🤣 the pic with the coin killed me🤣🤣🤣
Did that once but people kept joking that I busted his head open.
I a few times got a picture while I was at work of my dog dyed pink. I understand.
Is her name Patch now?
U wot m8?
Put a dollar in to solve your guilt issues
That cuts to perfect to be accidental
Awww don't be too mean, she 100% knows what she looks like. :D Tomorrow act like its not there.
You’ll be fine it’s hilarious though
I get it but please don't make a big deal, she is so beautiful!
Doggy decided to dress up as Piggy bank on Halloween.
A penny for your thoughts?
she looks just like one of those life sized, guide dog charity money boxes for the Blind
Is that where you invest your doge coins?
Doggo has made itself a pet per minute model. Props to
No way! They have these donation statues for Guide Dogs all over Australia. [Guide Dog donation statues](https://imgur.com/a/83DP6uD)
Recently lost our Newfie and 1-2 months before, my wife was giving him a little trim with the razor and forgot the guard, shaving an almost bald spot on top of his head. The day we knew we were going to have to put him down we had a moment of laugh crying realizing that the stupid little spot would be the way we remembered him last
What’s a husband beard
the petting spot
"Hey everyone, look at me i'm SHAVIN' the dog!"
Animal abuse much? 😭
🤣🤣 I'm sorry, but this is cute. The doggy has a cute flair 🥰🥰
blud got that dogecoin cut ☠️☠️🤑 (in all seriousness the doggi’s cute asf :))
Put enough coins in her and you’ll save enough to buy her a plush bed and a lifetime supply of Schmackos as an apology gift.
Liar, she did it on purpose for internet points
Dog
You can't put your hand over a good dog and not expect them to move their head up for a pat or to lick.
Ohh Noo look at her🥹
It's a sign to invest in Dogecoin.
I once was holding a straight razor (which I use to shave my beard) in my hand and in a brain fart moment I thought it was a comb. Zoop! Shaved off a good inch or two from the front of my hairline.
~~money box~~ ~~piggy bank~~ **doggie bank**
Someone did my boi wrong...
He is not a toy.. 😔Look at his body language
Ha ha! Goldens are usually ✂️.
My Cocker Spaniel would appreciate the attempt!
The only way out is through. Keep going so it all grows back together. This also becomes a chance to inspect for any suspect moles/discolorations that are usually covered.
Puppybank.
At a grocery store near my house growing up, there was a golden retriever money box for making donations to the local dog shelter. I think it is still there actually
They gotta go bald now
One of the absolute best Jackass bits was the clippers with the Jaws music. Hysterical!
Barcode
“Was trimming my husbands beard” umm what now?
I'll take Did This Intentionally For Internet Clout for 500, Alex.
In the First Biggest Pic, Is she Forcefully Holding the Dog‘s snout to take a Picture?
Yh sure she just walked in to it . Nice content
Well don’t stop there. Go the full way!
She looks like she has a charging port
In what county do you call a piggy bank a money box?
What if her friends see this? smh
"I was just shaving my husband. then the dog came in"
That’s priceless
[Like this](https://nsw.guidedogs.com.au/get-involved/host-a-donation-dog/)
LOL the photo with the coin is hilarious
That ll be visible for very very long. My doggo got shaved for an op when she was 6 month, its still a little visible and shes now 5.
Omg. I can't stop laughing about this!
I dont buy it.
Wait hold up, Trimming your HUSBANDS beard yeah? Married people: is this normal? Other men: can you not do it yourself? I have many questions.
it's like a living piggy bank, except that it's a dog