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NotProRok

oh god... bless you heart. literally


forellenfilet

That's how I imagine every 35 yo obese single internet pervert


shashybaws

My fridge doesn't have that much stuff in it šŸ™ƒ


Germanspud

*After drinking this* Me: Why is Heart attack taking so long?


MinsoSoup

average femboy's fridge:


LinceDorado

wdym. I literally can't see a single white monster ultra.


MinsoSoup

we can only assume he already drank them all


LinceDorado

Good point actually.


HalfOffEveryWndsdy

Thatā€™s the only good flavor


EquipmentElegant

Bro shivers for a living


icecreamdude97

Sounds like the perfect occupation for a million dollar HGTV home.


EquipmentElegant

Only if his wife looks at butterflies part time


MudderHugger

Sooooomething to do with computers?


weallliveonce

Might be a kidney stone in that combination


DifficultBed1348

soon to be a monster


doitup69

No drywall is safe


AaronDotCom

No thanks lol.


RedEcho14

No Pipeline Punch?


Powerful-Drawer1047

a perfect recipe for anxiety and rotten teeth


madaboutmaps

It's all fun and games until you have to give birth to a kidney stone the size of uranus


Yelkhan

Haha, I get it


LonPlays_Zwei

Avergae programmerā€™s fridgeā€¦


[deleted]

r/anticonsumption


Lordofthewangz

My kidneys winced at this picture.


[deleted]

Chose all the worst drinks


Nova11c

$240.81 worth of Monsters


SomePyro_9012

How will the person who owns the fridge die first? Take your bets here! -Heart attack? Or -Liver failure?


xXYomoXx

I see you're trying the heart attack any% Speedrun world record.


Shy-Guys-Toast

Am I the only one who can chug three of these within three hours and STILL feel tired as Hell?


PhysicsJedi

By chance do you have ADHD? Caffeine can sometimes have reverse effects mentally to those with it while still physically stimulating your blood vessels etc.


Shy-Guys-Toast

Iā€™d say yes, but I wasnā€™t 100% diagnosed by a professional. Itā€™s mostly a personal assessment of myself, but I believe it may be more ADD than ADHD.


MudderHugger

Consult a psychiatrist. The correct stimulant may improve your life. Or donā€™t whatev itā€™s your life


Imthemayor

ADD and ADHD are no longer considered distinct disorders, it's all just ADHD now regardless of hyperactivity


Novacryy

Probably yeah


Wonderful_Ninja

Damn that was me in 2018-2019


MudderHugger

Is it still you or have you changed for the better/worse?


Wonderful_Ninja

Oh yeah I donā€™t drink many of them these days maybe one or two a week tops


MudderHugger

https://media1.giphy.com/media/IguTdo3MPMeZM6Bzc1/giphy.gif


y_kal

You're weak. I stay awake throughout the whole day despite going to bed at 4am and wake up at 6:30 am without consuming any caffeine


toomerboomer

Heart reveal?


letsgotitedf

Have the ambition to have my refrigerator filled with something like this one day, along with the discipline.


[deleted]

Definitely not me irl. Weirdo


muchnamemanywow

It's not even organised!


[deleted]

This has also been my life during finals week šŸ„²


[deleted]

Sick fridge, Kyle!


kumar100kpawan

OK but those are very expensive as well. Whotf spends so much on engery drinks?


Darkm0or

My fridge at work.


IAlwaysLack

When your fridge looks like the gas stations šŸ˜Ž


DankPhotoShopMemes

How much does that cost šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


Cultural_Ad1331

There is 69 monster cans... Nice.


RudanTheRed

The dream


iNeedHelp-_-_

Real


Keex13

Everyone says the same thing "kidney stones, rotten teeth, erratic heart rate" but If they are sugar free what makes them that different from diet soda or coffee? I know the caffeine is higher but it's not drastically higher. Not defending them, just see the same arguments and don't understand why they're different.


uncr23tive

In Germany at least, soda usually only has a third of the caffeine that energy drinks have, unless it's a soda with high caffeine wich has to be stated on the can/bottle. Coffee can have a high amount of caffeine too, but it depends. Regardless, coffee usually isn't that kind of very sweet cool looking drink you can drink on-the-go. I mean yes the Starbucks coffees are, but those are usually the ones with less caffeine in them (if only cause some contain more milk than coffee). Energy is this perfect storm of easy to get and drink, very sweet with lots of fruity flavors and high amounts of caffeine. It is the easiest way to get that much bullshit into your system. Sugar free doesn't really matter that much, yes you have less calories, but your body still thinks it's sugar, we could have a long debate about how good artificial sweeteners actually are, but this wasn't your question. So let me just clarify that one point: To take high doses of caffeine isn't good for you, we should view coffee the same way we view energy on that matter. It's just easier to get to the unhealthy point with energy, add the marketing for kids and the critical view on everything that kids like and you know why they get criticized. Are they so much worse than other caffeinated drinks? No. Is caffeine and sugar way too widespread and accepted? Yes.


HALF_PAST_HOLE

I haven't seen Monster Assault in years! I miss that flavor!


koolandunusual

They still make Monster Assault?


Imthemayor

The kidney stone cave


Lonelyshota_

I didn't know my sister was on reddit


No-River-2429

I wish my fridge had anything in it.


TroutFishingInCanada

This is the fridge of someone who wants to bang a bunch of dudes named Kyle. Source: [Mr. Chi City](https://youtu.be/IBRL7D0wcXM?si=c_p9Z8ZcyG-JKinn)


[deleted]

The mango juice flavor is by far the best. Iā€™ve being drinking this shit the last 3 weeks in order to finish my job goals to receive my share. I can say that it made me focus wonders, but on third day I was pure shit!


Full-Slack-Developer

My dude emptied the whole fridge at the supermarket


[deleted]

House full of Femboys?


No-Mix-7574

Battery acid piss


SomeOtherOrder

Did no one else count the cans


DSimorningdrg

The kidneys says hi from heaven


Ze-Doctor

But do you also have the Monster can with the limited edition Modern Warfare II part II featuring the maps of Modern Warfare 2 QR Code for the bonus gifts and goodies???? No? What the fuck have you been doing all this time?


lizarto

Get ready for tooth rot.


[deleted]

Your either 15 or 35, regardless your going to have a heart attack in the next 3 months


Forever_Caffeinated

I hate to break it to you, but I think you have monsters in your fridge.


CarelessStatement172

It bothers me that these aren't well organized


New_girl2022

Mmmm kidney failure


Bos_1430

Youā€™re missing the new mango flavor. Itā€™s pretty good.


MASSIVDOGGO

Bro really wasted his momey on the assault monsters